Thought to Ponder...

Sleeping with prostitutes is like making your cat dance with you on its hind legs.
You know it's wrong, but you try to convince yourself that they're enjoying it as well.
-Scott Capurro

Home Grown

The Jackson Five in Encino, CA

Photos from the archives of LIFE magazine, giving readers a peek inside the homes of the parents/grandparents of some of the most influential musical artists from the 1970's, including the likes of Frank Zappa , Grace Slick, The Jackson Five [above], Elton John, Eric Clapton and many more...
see HERE

Bananarama

Kancho Costume?

Vending Oddities: Used Panties

There is no place like Japan when it comes to vending machine weirdness.
You can get a whole slew of weird, but common, items like umbrellas, rice, beer, tobacco, eggs, and even porn, on any given street through the land of the rising sun.
However, in some darker and more obscure side streets of Japan, you can find vending machines selling things that even the Japanese find weird and strange. One such vending machine that is found through out Japan is the “Used Panties” vending machine.
The Japanese government has identified the sale of used panties as such a problem they actually outlawed the sale or purchase of used panties anywhere, including vending machines.
A commercial was also made to help deter men from buying used panties by suggesting that the panties might not have even been worn by women at all.

Winnie the Pooh Arrested

What is Winnie the Pooh up to these days? According to Japanese police, it appears that our favorite winsome little bear is committing assault and armed robbery. Unlike most fairy tales, this one does not have a happy ending.
In August Tokyo police arrested Masayuki Ishikawa, a 20 year-old man who attacked and robbed two people because they had the nerve to stare at his Winnie-the-Pooh costume.
At the time of his arrest, he was in the company of two costumed friends; one a panther and the other a mouse. Apparently the threesome had donned the costumes because they ran out of clean clothes.
Police told reporters that “It’s uncommon to see people dressed up like this, so the victims were watching them. Then the perpetrator came up and said, ‘What are you staring at?’”
In true Winnie-the Unpooh-like fashion, Ishikawa and his two cohorts beat up the two unfortunates and stole 160 dollars from them.

BoneTown Blues

The maker of a new adult videogame called BoneTown says it is creating a "new industry"
Console manufacturers Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft refuse to license Adult Only-rated games for development on their systems, leaving the PC as the only viable alternative for companies that want to develop "porn games," but even those endeavors face significant obstacles from retailers, most of whom won't stock AO titles. As a result, the only practical way to market and sell the games is online.
more HERE

Anderson Cooper vs. Michael Phelps

The Ultimate Speed Bump

The local government in ShanXi province, China, decided they had enough of people speeding on their highways.
In an effort to stop speeders once and for all, they built a 100 foot long and 2 foot high winding speed block in the middle of the Jing Zhuang highway.
Unfortunately for the drivers, the speed bump is so narrow that a large number of cars end up scraping against the side even when driving careful. The speed bump has also taken the 2 lane highway down to a single lane, which has resulted in daily traffic jams.

Christmas Trumpet

London Tunnels for Sale

LONDON — For sale: a vast tunnel complex in central London. Former tenants include Britain’s secret service, the famous hot line between America and the Soviet Union during the cold war and 400 tons of government documents. The asking price is $7.4 million.
New York Times report HERE

Happy Birthday Billy Idol

Armless Man Caught Driving with His Feet

Zing Shen, a 42 year-old man with no arms, was recently caught driving with his feet in Beijing.
Zing told police that ever since he lost his arms in an industrial accident several years ago, he had used his feet to steer his vehicle without difficulty. He has no arms from the elbows down.
“He had an automatic so did not need to worry about changing gears and said he had put a lot of practice into learning to control the steering wheel with his legs. He said he was actually even more careful now with driving than he had been before he lost his arms. He was surprised when we arrested him.”
story is HERE

BS on X-Factor last night

Watching/Wanking at Work

Fully one quarter of employees who use the Internet visit porn sites during the workday, according to October figures from Nielsen Online; that's up from 23 percent a year ago. And hits are highest during office hours than at any other time of day.
Newsweek report is HERE

Masturbation Music

10 Pop Songs About Female Masturbation...HERE

Bathroom Beef

Honeys on Hondas

more HERE

Pardon Me?

Some high-profile convicts past and present are among more than 2,000 people asking President George W. Bush to pardon them or commute their prison sentences before he leaves office.
Junk-bond king Michael Milken, media mogul Conrad Black and American-born Taliban soldier John Walker Lindh have applied to the Justice Department seeking official forgiveness.
more HERE

Robin Gibb's Airport Standoff

Robin Gibb of The Bee Gees missed his niece's wedding in Las Vegas on Saturday after failing to cooperate with London airport security.
London's Daily Mirror said Gibb was preparing to board a Virgin Atlantic flight from Gatwick Airport to Las Vegas when a standoff developed after he is reported to have refused to allow a bag to be searched.
His brother, Barry, attended the wedding at a chapel at Wynn Las Vegas, along with other family members.

Pumping Up Pedophilia

Heelarious is an American brand that designs high heels for babies up to the age of six months, which it describes as 'fun, hilarity and glamour.'
We think they (gag) promote a lot more...s'cuse us while we vomit...
more HERE

Pink on Pink

Pink’s new video for “Sober” has made some headlines for featuring steamy lesbian scenes. It turns out that the lesbian scene is question is Pink getting it on with …Pink!
We applaud when fantastic experimental lesbianism is promoted and exploited. That’s a trend that we presume will never end.
pics/video HERE

Ladies Lusting in Locker Rooms

WEW Women's Erotic Wrestling presents "Locker Room Lust", a view of backstage antics.
Some girls grapple each other in the ring and some girls grapple each other on the bed or in the locker room. The result is the pure pleasure of watching scantily clad babe's beating the implants out of each other.
available HERE

Toys R Us Super Savers Shootout

Palm Desert, California -- Most shoppers headed to the Toys R Us in Palm Desert on Friday morning clutching their "door buster" ads and their shopping lists. At least two men walked into the busy store armed with their guns.
Instead of the usual frantic chaos on Black Friday, the year's busiest shopping day, mayhem erupted in the electronics department about 11:30 a.m., leaving two men dead in a gunfight and crowds of shoppers ducking for cover.
Los Angeles Times report HERE

Forget Foreplay

All that time and effort wasted. A study has shown that foreplay adds little to a woman's overall enjoyment of sex.
The main event itself is far more important, the researchers found.
Their findings contradict traditional bedroom etiquette, which dictates that men must take it slow.
more HERE

Related:
6 Foreplay Moves She Hates

Black Friday Bargain Basement Brawls

here's a fight at WalMart over Xboxes...

Gay Porn Star Xmas Video

Reese Rideout, the coverboy for this year's Men Magazine Man-of-The-Year award makes a surreal video while lip-syncing Alvin and The Chipmunks' "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,"

Wal-Mart Stampede Leaves One Dead

NEW YORK, New York — A Wal-Mart worker was killed Friday when "out-of-control" shoppers desperate for bargains broke down the doors at a 5 a.m. sale. Other workers were trampled as they tried to rescue the man, and customers shouted angrily and kept shopping when store officials said they were closing because of the death, police and witnesses said.
story is HERE
video report HERE

...is this a sign that the economy is getting better?

When the Wachowski Brothers were kids...

...never heard of them? go HERE

10 Celebrity Doll Disasters

See the worst ever toys that are supposed to look like stars HERE

Alter Egocentricity

Beyoncé channels her alter ego Sasha Fierce in V magazine...and German GQ

Apparently, Beyoncé's gimmick is working...since her new album “I Am ... Sasha Fierce” (Columbia) has become her third album in a row to open at No. 1 on the Billboard chart...
see HERE

...thing is...she looks constipated in the photos above...a whole different take on 'bootylicious'...

Because EVERYTHING should taste like BACON.

Get yours HERE.

Welcome to Black Friday

click pic to shop

OR look HERE and HERE for a wide selecton of Black Friday Deals from other retailers.

Alone Time

'Twilight' Toker

Our favorite young vampire hottie, Kristen Stewart has been photographed smoking weed...
...we think she's just finding new ways to endear herself to us...
pics HERE

Lesbian Games

There are loads of lesbian gamers out there and that's why lesbiangamers.com was started...

the Sexing of Gordon Ramsay

GORDON Ramsay has apologized to his wife Tana for taking a mistress after admitting his affair with Sarah Symonds, the author of a book for mistresses.
Despite his philandering adventure, Ramsay has been bestowed with the title of Sexiest Chef.

40 TV Theme Songs

39. Sesame Street

the rest are HERE

Leftover Turkey

It's the day after Thanksgiving, but the holiday isn't over yet. Surely you didn't forget about that pile of leftovers in your fridge. You know, the one with all the turkey? And mashed potatoes? And cranberry sauce?
recipes HERE

Economic Soap Opera

The auto-sales slide is hurting even soap-opera star Susan Lucci.
As advertising dries up for soap operas -- particularly from the genre's traditional mainstay, local automotive dealers -- Ms. Lucci, a megastar of the daytime world who has played Erica Kane on "All My Children" since its inception in 1970, is being handed a pay cut.
And she's not the only one...
more HERE

Batman Dies

THE world’s most famous comic book hero has breathed his last Bat breath.
Bruce Wayne – who by night is Batman – gets murdered by a man claiming to be the father he thought was dead.
In a highly controversial new storyline Bruce, who first appeared in 1939, is killed by Simon Hurt – the leader of the shady Black Glove organization.
Simon claims he is really Dr. Thomas Wayne, saying faked his own passing when Bruce was a child.
The superhero dies when he tries to stop his foe escaping by helicopter in the new comic Batman R.I.P.
Writer Grant Morrison said: “This is so much better than death. People have killed characters in the past but to me, that kind of ends the story!
"I like to keep the story twisting and turning. So what I am doing is a fate worse than death. Things that no one would expect to happen to these guys at all.
"This is the end of Bruce Wayne as Batman."
Batman will live on though, with another character filling his Batsuit.
Two likely contenders are Dick Grayson - the original Robin - or current Boy Wonder, Tim Drake.
BBC article HERE

Not Safe For Thanksgiving (NSFT)

The models look good enough to eat...But properly cooked, they taste even better! :-)
enter Muki's Kitchen at your own risk HERE

Cintra Strikes Again!

In this inventive and biting satire, acclaimed novelist and cultural critic Cintra Wilson reimagines America’s Manifest Destiny as helmed by Caligula, the only leader in world history capable of turning our floundering democracy into a fully functioning—and totally fun—tyranny, both here and abroad.
video HERE
book available HERE
official website HERE

Cassie Stuffs It!

John Updike's Lifetime of Bad Sex

It's not quite the Nobel Prize, but John Updike has a new literary accolade: laureate of bad sex.
Updike, who has a long and graphic history of detailing coupling on the page, won a lifetime achievement award Tuesday from judges of Britain's Bad Sex in Fiction Prize, which celebrates crude, tasteless or ridiculous sexual passages in modern literature.
more HERE

The Thanksgiving Song

Vatican can be Sued for Sex

A U.S. appeals court has ruled that the Vatican can be sued for the sex abuse committed by U.S. priests.
The Vatican had tried to block a class action lawsuit alleging that it orchestrated a cover-up of sexual abuse by clergy.
story is HERE

Thanksgiving Dinner with Charlie Chaplin

Book of Bush

First lady Laura Bush confirmed to The Associated Press that she is planning a memoir and has met with publishers.

Happy Thanksgiving 2008

Astronauts Busy Collecting Urine

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida — With just two more days together, the astronauts of the linked space shuttle and space station busily collected as many recycled urine samples as possible from a machine that they coaxed into operation.The device for turning urine into drinking water — a critical part of the space station's new water recycling system
more HERE

MJ just being HIMSELF

Michael Jackson is said to be living on a diet of gravy, painkillers and biscuits.
The cash-strapped/crazy star – who settled a court case against Sheikh Abdulla Al-Khalifa at the weekend – is apparently surviving on the bizarre diet after his spending habits spiralled out of control.
Jackson’s financial woes are said to be a result of him blowing cash on luxuries such as a Ferrari and the entire stock from antiques shops and comic book stores he has visited.
Sources close to the ‘Thriller’ singer say he is a “millionaire who lives like a billionaire”.
However, the 50-year-old’s family lawyer insists the star is in excellent health and is not struggling financially. He said: “Michael is in excellent financial shape. We should all be so
fortunate to have his problems. He lives a pretty simple lifestyle these days. The extravagances are in the past. He is very low-key, but he is happy and doing well.”
more HERE

Creepy Scientology Sword Guy

More information is now being made available about Mario Majorski, the NUT who snapped and stormed the Scientology Celebrity Centre in Hollywood a couple days ago armed with two samurai swords. Of course, the confrontation ended in death when the building's guards shot and killed Majorski, a former Scientologist.
Over recent years, the man demonstrated his lack of mental stability. He swung an ax at an Auto Club employee, was arrested at a Mormon church service for disorderly conduct, threatened to shoot police who attempted to investigate his home, and even picked up a restraining order from the medical facility at which his mother (who has since died) was a patient. And, to top it all off, he made a series of threatening phone calls in 2005 to the Scientology offices in Los Angeles and Oregon. The church described the threats as "ranging from veiled statements that 'something bad' would happen to the church to direct threats of violence."

Black & White Britney

One of the photos from the Britney Spears Rolling Stone December 2008 issue shoot.
more HERE

...apparently, the theme for the photo above was dirty homeless hippy...

Bitch Broke Her Jaw...

A number of media outlets, including MSNBC, Huffington Post and the New York Post, are reporting that Ann Coulter has broken her jaw and had it wired shut.

It's Not Too Late to Learn

The Pirelli Calendar is Here!

If you like nudity or take your tits with an ounce of pretension, you already know about the Pirelli calendar.
This year's edition was photographed by Peter Beard: The shoots were certified Zero Impact, which means the environment wasn't harmed. The models, on the other hand, might have suffered for Beard's art.
If you're not on the list to receive one, you can peruse it online HERE. Think of it as one more thing to be thankful for.

Deutschland Dita

DITA VON TEESE has posed nude for the German edition of Playboy...
The 36-year-old dons an intentionally ill-fitting corset as she lies seductively on a leather sofa with her boobs on full display.
more HERE

Sultry Siren

She may be young, but Kristen Stewart simply exudes sexuality...
And...she's only getting better...
more pics HERE

The Latest Lohan Drama

Inside Edition tries their hand at entrapment...claiming their video proves Lindsay has fallen off the wagon...
judge for yourself HERE

The Gentlemen of Sexy

George Clooney has been crowned People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” two times, first in 1997 and then in 2006.
So when X-Man, Hugh Jackman took this years title, George relied on his sarcastic charm and called to offer his congratulations...sort of...
Jackman said Clooney phoned him at 2am, “I was half asleep and I said to him, ‘Ah, George sweetie, good to hear from you.’ He goes, ‘Shut up, Jackman!’’’ the Aussie actor recounted with a laugh.
more HERE

Excuses, Excuses...

Happy 69th Birthday Tina Turner

Beer or Bust

Gemma Atkinson prepares to swallow a pint at Citi Bar Dublin, Ireland.
more pics HERE

R.I.P.: Brenden Foster

The inspiring 11 year old who's last wish was to feed the homeless succumbed to leukemia...
video transcript HERE

Bunk Banks

In its latest quarterly report, the FDIC said the number of problem banks at the end of September stood at 171, up from 117 in the second quarter.
So far this year, 22 lenders have failed. Washington Mutual's collapse in September was the biggest in U.S. history. Here's the FDIC's list of failed banks since 2000.
lots more info HERE

Related:
U.S. Government announces another $800 Billion in bailout plans

University of Santa

Harrowing Tales of Hookerdom

How convenient that former $2,000 an hour call girl, Natalie McLennan's escorting memoir was released hot on the heels of Spitzer escort Ashley Dupre's tearful Dianne Sawyer interview!
Now that her book is finally out pretty much the only thing anyone cares about is the Ashley Dupre stuff. So, what does it say? Well. Frankly, it's mostly pornographic! We can tell you that Ms. McLennan claimed to be awestruck by Ashley's pussy, saying it was the sweetest she's ever tasted...
So if you're offended by hott XXX lesbian action, please do not click HERE.

Just another day in North Dakota

MILF in a Masterpiece?

Kim Cattrall bared a breast as she posed with models for a campaign to stop two Italian masterpieces by Titian, including 'Diana and Actaeon, from being sold for £100 million.
more HERE

La Pequeña has a new video...

Shooting a Samurai at the Scientology Centre

A man in his 40s drove up to the Centre in a red convertible yesterday afternoon. He got out of his car and approached three security guards carrying two 5-foot samurai swords in each hand.
This sounds like just a regular afternoon in Hollywood.
Unfortunately, it was not and one of the security guards shot the man with a semiautomatic handgun. According to the police, the surveillance video showed the man waving the swords at the guards. The LAPD said, "The evidence is very clear the security officers were defending their safety."
The police said that the man was involved with the Scientologists a long time ago, but they aren't sure what his relationship was with them.
more HERE

Them's Fightin' Words...

In her new fly-on-the-wall documentary for MTV, 'For the Record', Britney Spears is caught during a candid moment shopping with her assistant.
As she holds up a blouse, she says, "Look, this is very mommy." Her assistant replies, "It's very ugly." Britney wrinkles her nose and laughs, "It is very Katie Holmes."
more HERE

A-Rod is a Kabbalah School Drop Out

Madonna is reportedly furious Alex Rodriguez dropped out of Kabbalah training because he was "bored".
The 50-year-old singer - whose divorce from Guy Ritchie was granted last week - has so far failed in her attempts to get her rumored boyfriend Alex to share her interest in Kabbalah, a mystical off-shoot of Judaism.
A source at New York's Kabbalah Center, where baseball star Alex had been attending private classes said: "He hasn't even finished Kabbalah 1 (the introduction to the study of Kabbalah) and the majority of the time he has spent so far was for counseling, not study."
Madonna - whose bid to get Ritchie interested in the religion failed after he branded it "weird" and "hokum" - is now said to be considering whether to proceed in her relationship with Alex.
The source added: "This is certainly off-putting to Madonna. She did drag Guy into Kabbalah, she's doing the same now with Alex. But he's bored. He's basically a Kabbalah school dropout."
more HERE

How to fly with pot

With the holidaze coming we thought we would help you the public with a little common sense...
1. Bigger the bag the bigger the bust: Don’t be greedy–any more than a gram or two, and you’re asking for it.
2. Wrap it up: Seal the gram in a tightly wrapped ball of saran wrap, then insert the nugs into a very small ziplock bag. (If your dealer doesn’t use these, many head shops and jewelry shops will have them. They are also often included with new electronics to hold batteries or small screws.) Before you seal the bag, press the saran ball and bag with a heavy book to minimize the bulkiness. And remember, ONLY CARRY ONE BAG–multiple bags is considered “intent to distribute,” a much bigger penalty, if you get caught.
3. The fifth pocket: Insert the sealed nugget into your fifth pocket of a pair of jeans, which never gets searched. If you’ve done step 2 correctly, it shouldn’t feel any different on the outside than four quarters (25 cent pieces–not an ounce). As an added precaution, put something small, like a piece of gum or candy, on top of your stash, so if you can pull something out of that pocket if asked–but that probably won’t happen.
4. No Metal: Remove all metal from your body, period–belt, jewelry, phone, iPod, anything. Stow all your personal items in your carry-on before hand, so you have nothing to worry about going through the metal detector. Remember, they’re looking for terrorists, not pot smokers with a small personal stash.
5. Ready, Move: Once situated on the plane, go to the lavatory and move the bag from your fifth pocket to the inside of your shoe. The smell of your feet/socks will disguise any lingering odor. If you have packed your bag well, this is not an essential step. But good pot smells no matter how well it’s packed. To help further mask the weed scent, wear two day old socks for extra stink. Or you can opt for a stout fragrance like patucculi. But that’s also a good way to let everyone know you’re damn hippy. Happy flying!

White Anniversary

When The White Album was released 40 years ago this month, fans were both baffled and awe struck by its sprawling world of sound. It was released as a double LP (almost unheard of at the time) and featured instant classics as well as songs many found hard to digest...
NPR podcast HERE
CD available HERE

Related:
Rare Beatles White Album Sells For Thousands On eBay

AnnaLynne McCord makes it LOOK easy

Americans Watch More TV Than Ever

A new Nielsen study released today finds Americans are watching more TV than ever before. The average U.S. household watched TV for 8 hours and 18 minutes a day from September 2007 to September 2008, which is a record high since the days Nielsen Co. started measuring television in the 1950s.
In the third quarter of 2008, Americans watched more than 142 hours of TV a month, which is up five hours from the same period last year. And Americans spent 50% more time watching time-shifted TV (through a DVR, for instance) than they did during the same period last year.
more HERE

Upskirt Laws

When it comes to voyeurs who photograph or videotape up a woman's skirt (known as "upskirting") or snap a photo down a woman's shirt ("downblousing"), there are not many practical, legal remedies available to people who find themselves the victim. That's if the woman even realizes she is a victim in the first place, which is unlikely, as the voyeur typically manages to go undetected. If the photo or video is published online -- which, increasingly, it is -- it would be difficult for the subject to ever come across the material. Even if she did, how could she recognize one underwear-clad rear as her own?
A law making it illegal in Oklahoma to take unauthorized photos of someone's private areas in public went into effect earlier this month. For the same reason, nearly half the states have had to enact similar laws.
more HERE

Go Funk Yourself!

Here's a teaser clip for the new album from Nikka Costa, PEBBLE TO A PEARL, on Stax Records/Go Funk Yourself. PEBBLE TO A PEARL is in stores NOW.
available HERE

So, you thought you could...what, exactly?

...sadly, they just end up looking gay...

Slumdog M.I.A.

One doesn't have to get deep into Danny Boyle's "Slumdog Millionaire" to sample some of the kinetic music that drives it. Close to 10 minutes into the film, there's a rush of rhythms -- the sound, perhaps, of animals scurrying around an alley.
Vocals don't cut in until around the halfway mark, but when they do, they capture someone on the run. It's the voice of worldly electronic artist M.I.A.
The soundtrack to "Slumdog Millionaire" will mark the first release on M.I.A.'s Interscope label, N.E.E.T. In 2009.
more HERE

Related:
M.I.A. Confirms Pregnancy

On the cover of the Rolling Stone...

"I feel like an old person now," says Britney Spears in Rolling Stone's next issue, out Friday. "I do! I go to bed at, like, 9:30 every night, and I don't go out or anything."
Spears turns 27 on December 2, the same day her album, Circus, hits stores.
Interviewing the star is a "rigorously micromanaged process," according to Rolling Stone.
USA Today report HERE

Testing, Testing...

Sweet Sassy Sue

A heapin' helpin' of hillbilly hilarity. Moonshine, incest, bestiality, it's all here! The two fine young fillies in the bathtub together in 'Sassy Sue' is more than worth the price of this DVD! Woo hoo darlin'! Stereotypical? Yes. Ridiculous? Yes. Take a swig o' 'shine, grab yer cuzzin, and enjoy!
IMDB HERE
DVD available HERE

Life & Times of Sly Stone

"Finally, the definitive and story of the life and times of Sly Stone is here.... Jeff Kaliss delivers a vivid tale of funky love, music and drugs that nails the tale of Sly Stone." -- Rickey Vincent
available HERE

Obama's Use of Sentences Stirs Controversy

In the first two weeks since the election, President-elect Barack Obama has broken with a tradition established over the past eight years through his controversial use of complete sentences, political observers say.
Millions of Americans who watched Mr. Obama's appearance on CBS's 60 Minutes on Sunday witnessed the president-elect's unorthodox verbal tic, which had Mr. Obama employing grammatically correct sentences virtually every time he opened his mouth.
But Mr. Obama's decision to use complete sentences in his public pronouncements carries with it certain risks, since after the last eight years many Americans may find his odd speaking style jarring.
the rest is HERE

Alec Baldwin Asswipe

Toilet-paper-based promo for 30 Rock in The Netherlands...

Up the Kazoo!

Colbert Christmas on DVD...that was fast!

This is, hands down, the best Christmas special ever. It is so unlike all those blasphemous things that have passed as Christmas specials, on network TV in the past. Great songs; great guests; all around a great time. Guests included Elvis Costello, Feist, Toby Keith, John Legend, Willie Nelson and Jon Stewart.
This Stephen Colbert's Christmas Special, upholds the Judeo-Christian traditions, like no other show has done before AND it uses goats in ways that less imaginative minds could not fathom.
A great family treat, if your family enjoys the conservative traditions of Christmas like my family does. A must have. A must buy.
video HERE
DVD available HERE

Barry Bonds Shoots Other Things

Barry Bonds has put down his bat and picked up a gun in his new role as spokesman for Christensen Arms, a munitions company that specializes in high-powered hunting rifles.
story HERE
video HERE

Note to Self...

Weiland Wasted!

A barely lucid Scott Weiland ironically introduced Pink's performance of "Sober," calling her "one of the greatest artists of our time."
more AMA news HERE

Sweet Sexteen

Miley Cyrus looked every inch the glamorous starlet as she celebrated her sixteenth birthday at the American Music Awards.
The young star debuted a new grown up look at the event, with the help of a figure-hugging boob-tube dress and performing a saucy, seductive version of her new single, "Fly on the Wall".
more HERE
more pics HERE

Too Much Time On My Hands

McDonald's Sued for Nude Pics Online

Here's some food for thought: If you have nude photos of your wife on your cell phone, hang onto it.
Phillip Sherman of Arkansas learned that lesson after he left his phone behind at a McDonald's restaurant and the photos ended up online. Now he and his wife, Tina, are suing the McDonald's Corp., the franchise owner and the store manager.
The suit was filed Friday and seeks a jury trial and $3 million in damages for suffering, embarrassment and the cost of having to move to a new home.
The suit says that Phillip Sherman left the phone the Fayetteville store in July and that employees promised to secure it until he returned.
The manager declined to comment, and other company officials didn't return messages.
more HERE

Travis Barker Files Suit...

TMZ.com reports that Travis Barker and the mother of his deceased bodyguard filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles against Bombardier Inc., Clay Lacy Aviation and Goodyear Tires.
In the lawsuit, Travis blames fucked-up equipment and the pilots for the crash. Both the pilot and the co-pilot were killed in the crash.
The suit states: "The pilots were either poorly trained and/or failed to follow their training. The pilots' decision was a breach of their duty owed to the passengers on board and was a substantial factor in causing the crash and resultant injuries and deaths."
The suit goes on to say that the plane's "...landing gear, tires, wheels, brakes, reverse thrust system, squat switches and component parts were not airworthy..."
video report HERE

Related:
Barker Tragedy Brings Blink-182 Back Together

Harpo Marx 1888 - 1964

No Doubt to Tour

Gwen Stefani is making good on her promise that No Doubt will record a new album and go on tour. On their official website, they posted this picture along with a little iChat conversation between the band members

Snoop is in the Kitchen with Martha

Martha Stewart welcomed her friend Snoop Dogg to the kitchen to make a Thanksgiving potato recipe.
The pair made mashed potatoes together, with Snoop complimenting the color of her mixers and adding cognac to his potatoes from a lady-shaped bottle.


Part 2 HERE

Supreme Court to Rule on Janet's Boob?

The Federal Communications Commission has asked the U.S. Supreme Court to review the indecency case over Janet Jackson's breast-baring performance at the 2004 Super Bowl.
The FCC this week appealed a ruling by the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Philadelphia, saying that court was wrong to throw out the case and a $550,000 fine against CBS Corp. in July.
The appellate court cited the FCC practice of not considering objectionable images indecent if they are "fleeting."
In Jackson's halftime show at the 2004 Super Bowl, which spawned the case, she briefly flashed a breast as she performed with Justin Timberlake.
more HERE

Attitude Adjustment

Free Dr. Pepper Day

The new Guns n' Roses album, Chinese Democracy has finally arrived. One of the most highly anticipated albums in rock history.
For those who heard about Dr Pepper's offer to give each and every American a free can of soda if Chinese Democracy is released in 2008, Guns N' Roses wants to make sure every Guns N' Roses fan, and every other American, gets what was promised.
Apparently, only those who go to the soda company's Web site today (Sunday, November 23, 2008) and sign up for a free 20 ounce soda coupon will get the free can. Guns N' Roses encourages all those interested to sign up for their coupon on Sunday, collect their drink and celebrate the release of Chinese Democracy!
coupon available HERE

A Duck's Best Friend

Own A Piece Of Jenna Jameson

Looks as if former porn superstar, Jenna Jameson is ridding her house of tacky...
Here's the description from the eBay auction:

This barely used silk Casa Armani sofa belongs to Jenna Jameson. Now that she and her beau Tito have purchased a new home and are having twins, they have decided that a silk couch might not be necessary.

The original purchase price was at least double what it is being auctioned for.

Vatican Forgives John Lennon

L'Osservatore Romano, the semi-official Vatican newspaper marked the 40th anniversary of The Beatles' "White Album" with an article forgiving the late English singer John Lennon for saying four decades ago that The Beatles were more popular than Jesus and praising Lennon and the Fab Four from Liverpool.
Lennon told a British newspaper in 1966 - at the height of Beatlemania - that he did not know which would die out first, Christianity or rock and roll.
At the time, the comparison sparked controversy in the U.S. as radio stations banned their music and concerts were cancelled.
BBC report HERE

...the Vatican is notorious for waiting for decades before acknowledging the truth...Lennon was a hero...

Nebraska Butt Bandit Busted!

Police in Nebraska believe that they have finally tracked down a 'Butt Bandit' who has been using his backside to vandalize a town.
Since spring 2007, imprints of an individual's naked behind - created with lotion or petroleum jelly - have been appearing on windows of businesses in Valentine, Cherry County.
A 35-year-old man was finally caught in the act at 3:30am on Wednesday and arrested by police, though he has not yet been charged.
"This isn't normal behavior for Valentine, Nebraska," Cherry County's Attorney told The AP. "It's an embarrassment for the hardworking people who live here."
Despite earlier fears that copycat criminals had been making the situation worse, it was confirmed that police now believe the wave of vandalism was "the act of a lone deviant".
A local hotel was one location believed to have been hit worst by the Bandit. Nearly all of its windows were targeted during one nocturnal visit.

THE PUNCHLINE

"The economy is so bad that today on Oprah Winfrey's show, she gave everybody in the audience a car . . . company." - David Letterman

Roomba Drivers

Dead Amy

A statue of Amy Winehouse dead in a pool of her own blood is on public display at Manhattan's Half Gallery in New York.
'The Only Good Rock Star Is A Dead Rock Star' is a lifelike sculpture of Amy lying dead on the ground with writer (and famous opium addict) William Burroughs standing over her with a gun.
more HERE
video HERE

The Church of Fear and Ignorance

A church in Wichita, Kansas, is engaging in a strange bit of advertising.
The sign at Spirit One Christian Center reads, "America we have a Muslim president. This is sin against the Lord." The church pastor, Mark Holick, says he won't take down...
This is not the first time Holick has used his billboard to post controversial messages and has even been threatened by the IRS to have his church's tax exempt status revoked because of his political views.
local news video HERE
Holick was interviewed by CNN's Rick Sanchez, where the pastor proved he is an imbecile.
CNN video HERE

Bisexual Double Shot

In a new installment of A Shot at Love, debuting December 9, 2008 on MTV, a daring duo will replace Tila Tequila: bisexual twin sisters Rikki and Vikki, a.k.a. the “Ikki Twins,” former Hooters waitresses and models who’ve posed for Playboy, billboards, calendars, print ads and car magazines.
The new show is titled A Double Shot at Love and the Ikki "whores" will live in the same house with 12 straight men and 12 lesbians. They will date the same people, but will each pick someone different in the end.
more HERE
the full trailer is HERE

Vindicated Vixen

Victoria's Secret model Karolina Kurkova has been voted the World's Sexiest Woman by E! television, a mere five months after being bashed as "too fat" to walk the runway.
Recently, Karolina--who graced the runway during the 2008 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in Miami--caused a stir when rumors swirled about her unusually smooth-looking belly button. Victoria's Secret reps have confirmed that Kurkova has no belly button, and that one is photoshopped in whenever her mid-section is photographed.
more HERE

Gallery Bans Naughty Nude Dwarfs

DUNEDIN, NEW ZEALAND– Nude dwarfs in sexual poses have been banned from the Dunedin Public Art Gallery.
Otago Polytechnic School of Art head of sculpture Michele Beevors says the six dwarf figures - some in graphically sexual positions - have been censored from her “Debbie Does Disney” exhibition.
Beevors said, “There have been tons of nudes throughout history, from Michelangelo’s David to the Venus de Milo."
more HERE

Lusty Lunch Lady

VINELAND, New Jersey -- A recent discovery that a D'Ippolito Elementary School teacher's aide had a previous career in the adult entertainment industry has resulted in parents complaining to school officials.
Louisa C. Tuck of Vineland, a cafeteria and playground aide at the school, who also works with children at the YMCA of Vineland, starred in adult- oriented movies, performances and photo shoots under the name Crystal Gunns.
She says it has been five years since she was involved in the adult entertainment industry.
However, the films and several other nude and seminude photographs of her are readily available on the Internet.
story is HERE
racy video HERE

Elvis Costello Hosts Talk Show

Elvis Costello: Former new wave icon. Tin Pan Alley crooner. Occasional bit-part actor. Husband of a sexy jazz-pop chanteuse. And now... chat show host! Spectacle: Elvis Costello With... premieres on The Sundance Channel on Wednesday, December 3 at 9 p.m. Produced by Sir Elton John and his partner David Furnish, the 13-part series is basically a combination of Inside the Actors Studio and VH1 Storytellers, with interview segments and live performances. Guests include Sir Elton himself, Lou Reed, The Police, She and Him, and Bill Clinton, hopefully leaving his sax at home.

Premature Harmony

eHarmony Uses Misleading Lesbian Personals Ads on Facebook...

Since the eHarmony segregated gay personals site won't launch until March 2009...some are wondering what these ads are doing on facebook...
see HERE

The Pasadena-based dating website, heavily promoted by Christian evangelical leaders when it was founded, has agreed in a civil rights settlement to give up its heterosexuals-only policy and offer same-sex matches.
It must not only implement the new policy by March 31 but also give the first 10,000 same-sex registrants a free six-month subscription.
Los Angeles Times report HERE

Sweetin Single Mom

Former “Full House” star Jodie Sweetin is splitting from her husband, Cody Herpin after 16 months of marriage. Sweetin, who played middle child Stephanie Tanner on the hit TV series, filed for legal separation.
The couple welcomed their first child, daughter Zoie, back in April.
more HERE

Chinese Democracy by the Numbers

Hooker's Hindsight

Ashley Dupré, the 23-year-old former prostitute who was the target of intense media scrutiny in the days after New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's resignation from public office, has stepped forward to give her first television interview. Dupré told ABC News' Diane Sawyer that she does not feel responsible for Spitzer's downfall.
watch video HERE

The sequel we're all waiting for...

R.I.P.: Yugo

How do you make a Yugo go fast? Push it off a cliff.
What do you call the passengers in a Yugo? Shock absorbers.
Why do Yugos have heated rear windows? To keep your hands warm while you push it.
The list goes on and on. But the factory that built the cheap car, which became the butt of countless jokes, has come to a halt.
Yugo has become the first automaker to fall in the face of the global financial crisis. The Yugo factory in Kragujevac, Serbia, will be transformed to make cars for its new owners, Fiat.
more HERE

From Michael to Mikaeel

Michael Jackson wore an abaya, a traditional Arab women's veil, in Bahrain

Michael Jackson has reportedly become a Muslim and changed his name to Mikaeel.
The singer, who was raised as a Jehovah's Witness, converted to Islam in a ceremony at a friend's house in Los Angeles.
more HERE

Sarah Talks Turkey

On Thursday, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin appeared in Wasilla in order to pardon a local turkey in anticipation of Thanksgiving. This proved to be a slightly absurd but ultimately unremarkable event. But what came next was positively surreal. After the pardon Palin proceeded to do an interview with a local TV station while the turkeys were being SLAUGHTERED in the background!! Seemingly oblivious to the gruesomeness going on over her shoulder.

Worlds Fattest Man Had Sex...FINALLY!

Well, according to the Daily Star it Manuel Uribe's friends really wanted him to "bust a move "on his wedding night, so they made him a special sex ramp inspired by Liberator. The three-foot ramp is reinforced with concrete . Manuel just has to lay his lower half on the ramp, so that Mrs Claudia Uribe has easy access to ride his "little manny" until she gets hers or until his heart calls "time out."
Manuel confirmed the joyous news to the Daily Star, “We have finally had sex and we are a true couple in the eyes of God. We feel like we are in heaven here on Earth.”

All we have to say is, "Nice Boobs Manny"...

Sapphic Shoe Sales?

Bianco Footwear utilizes lesbian couples in their new campaign...
"How to Double Your Collection"? ...apparently you must find a partner with the same shoe size...
more HERE

Lame Duck Dissed

Teens Contributing to Child Pornography?

Preteens are contributing to a growing pool of child pornography without even knowing it... Have you looked at your child's cell phone lately? A growing number of teens are messaging naked photos of themselves to their friends.
It seems like young girls these days notice this kind of behavior and think it’s what they have to do to be attractive to boys; that its expected and normal to flash their breasts or vagina or to kiss another girl, suck her tits, feel each other up, all the silly things the Girls Gone Wild engage in.
They see Janet Jackson exposing her titties, or Britney Spears showing her crotch, Miley Cyrus or Vanessa Hudgens disrobing, various movie stars making crotch shots and nipple slips regular events, and the attention generated by these stars showing off their tits and va-jay-jay's; they ape the behavior and begin to believe that the proper way to get attention and attract boys is to expose their breasts and/or pussies.
reports HERE and HERE

...people! there are websites dedicated to the 'self-shot'...of course, they're all over 18...

The View dishes Dirt

'It' Girls Exposed

Despite Prohibition, the '20s was the decade of jazz, flappers and hip flasks. While some took their vote and joined the Woman's Christian Temperance Movement, others, well, took liberties. Compiled here for the first time are more than 200 publicity stills and photos of some of America's first "It" girls--the silent film-era starlets who paved the way for the cacophony of Monroes and Madonnas to follow.
When rare and striking portraits of these women surfaced on the internet, author Robert Hudovernik began researching their source. What he discovered was the work of one of the first "star makers" identified most with the Ziegfeld Follies, Alfred Cheney Johnston.
available HERE

Cooler Than Cool

Had enough of the heat? How about sitting in a snowy room where it is 10 degrees below zero?
As stupid as this concept sounds, the "Snow Room" exists, and it was recently showcased in a Hotel Equipment Fair in Turkey. Plus, it will go on sale to all luxury hotels and spas starting this year.
more HERE

Bush After Dark

This is a big day in obscure but powerful corners of the Bush administration as they try to beat the deadlines for "midnight rule-making."
As the media focuses on President-elect Obama and the transition of power in Washington, the Bush administration is quietly trying to push through a wide array of federal regulations before President Bush leaves office in January.
Up to ninety proposed regulations could be finalized by the outgoing administration, many of which would weaken government rules aimed at protecting consumers and the environment. The new rules would be among the most controversial deregulatory steps of the Bush era. They include rules that could weaken workplace safety protections, allow local police to spy in the so-called “war on terror” and make it easier for federal agencies to ignore the Endangered Species Act.
NPR report HERE

Animals and plants in danger of becoming extinct could lose the protection of government experts who make sure that dams, highways and other projects don't pose a threat, under regulations the Bush administration is set to put in place before President-elect Obama can reverse them.
more HERE

Ashlee Simpson Births Boy Named Bronx

LOS ANGELES, California - Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and her rock-star husband Pete Wentz have become parents for the first time.
Simpson-Wentz, 24, delivered a boy, named Bronx Mowgli Wentz and all are doing well.
more HERE

...apparently the happy couple are fans of Rudyard Kipling...

Prince William's Weiner

Prince William whips it out for a bit of relief during a soccer match...

The KISS ARMY has Spoken

Get yours HERE

Lara Croft's Crotch

Alison Carroll is a British gymnast and model and in August 2008 she was announced as the new Lara Croft model for the latest game, Tomb Raider: Underworld.
more pics HERE
game available HERE
official website HERE

The Cost of Pomp & Circumstance

Soaring costs expected to accompany huge crowds in town for the January 20, 2009 inauguration of Barack Obama could stick cash-strapped Washington, D.C., with a record-breaking bill for services.
story is HERE

Lost in Space

The briefcase-sized tool bag drifted away from astronaut Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper on Tuesday as she cleaned and lubed a gummed-up joint on a wing of solar panels on the space station. She and fellow astronaut Stephen Bowen were midway through the first of four spacewalks planned for the mission. The tool bag was one of the largest items ever lost by a spacewalker.
more HERE

Catwalk Companion Music

Vivienne Westwood has made a mix tape!
The punk (fashion) icon has released a CD of some of her favorite tunes, from the New York Dolls to Tchaikovsky.
available HERE

What Would Jesus Play?

For Christians Who Want to Rock, 'Guitar Praise' Salutes You...
available HERE

The Man Bra...Or Crossdressers' Delight

The Japanese company WishRoom has a product they call the Men’s Premium Brassiere.

...okay...the guy in the ad is flat-chested! what's up with that?

My Lesbians Are Better Than Your Lesbians

ABC Daytime President Brian Frons threw down the gauntlet claiming that All My Children’s lesbians (above) are cuter than Grey’s Anatomy’s.
story w/video HERE

Live Life

Search millions of photographs from the LIFE photo archive, stretching from the 1750s to today. Most were never published and are now available for the first time through the joint work of LIFE and Google. Very Cool...
go HERE

Tits & Tickle

What do you do when you are a washed up actress?
You stage a “topless” picture scandal. HERE are some “racy” pictures of Jennifer Ellison “having sex” with her fiance, Robbie Tickle and walking around topless on the beach.
some more HERE

Presidential Stereotype

President-Elect, Barack Obamas' Armored Car

Once Hot...Now Rot

It's that testosterone-y time again -- the time when People magazine gets all hot and bothered as it anoints the new Sexiest Man Alive. But sexiness, like fame, can be fleeting.
see former heartthrobs who've fallen out of favor HERE

Paul & Axl Music on My Space

Ex-Beatle Paul McCartney and Guns N' Roses released their biggest hits on vinyl records and compact discs, but today, their new albums will debut online on MySpace.
Users of MySpace, the world's largest social network on the Internet, will be able to listen for free to "Electric Arguments," the new album by McCartney's side-project group The Fireman, and "Chinese Democracy," the long-delayed album by hard rock band Guns N' Roses, before the songs are in stores and at online shops like Amazon.com.
Reuters report HERE
the Fireman MySpace HERE
Guns n' Roses MySpace HERE

Double Team Divas

Meet the Bella Twins...
On the August 29 edition of SmackDown!, Brianna debuted as Brie Bella and defeated Victoria Crawford. Towards the end of the match, Brie went under the ring and switched with her twin Nicole. Brie continued to go under the ring during her matches in the following few weeks, winning her matches right after.
On November 7, 2008 edition of SmackDown!, Brie picked up a win against Victoria, and then ran under the ring to escape Natalya Neidhart and Victoria, but Victoria and Natalya both reached for Brie under the ring, resulting in both Nicole and Brie being pulled out. The twins then attacked them and celebrated afterward. Nicole's name was soon changed to Nikki.
more HERE
more pics HERE

Confirmed: Hitler Had One Testicle

AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball.
story is HERE

Brad Pitt meets a "fan"

Forbes 10 Hottest Tots List

Suri lets us know how she feels...

1. Suri Cruise (daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise)
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (you know who her parents are)
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt (see above)
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt (see above)
5. Sam Alexis-Woods (daughter of Tiger Woods)
6. Cruz Beckham (son of Posh & Beckham)
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (daughter of Michelle Williams & Heath Ledger)
8. David Banda (son of Madonna & Guy Ritchie)
9. SPF (son of Britney Spears & KFed)
10. Sam Sheen (daughter of D.Richards & Charlie Sheen)
more HERE

In a Barbie World

A new website celebrating Barbie's 50th birthday features a lengthy video that veers through 50 years' worth of Barbie dolls, accessories and houses. The clip is seemingly taken in one shot as a 35mm camera roams through an expansive miniature set featuring Mattel's various Barbie designs. Visitors can stop the video along the way to take close-up looks and get info on specific Barbie items, click on whether they had it or wanted it and share memories of the items.
experience it HERE

Wicked Witch of the Northwest Book Deal

She failed to save John McCain from presidential election doom, but Sarah Palin, the Republican senator’s controversial running mate, may yet emerge as the savior of the American publishing industry. Literary agents are queuing up to sign her to a book deal that could earn her up to $7 million.
more HERE

...let's see if we got this straight...the woman who wanted to BURN books...is going to write a book?

Filthy Whores Nasty Breast Foundation

Bungtastic!

Ask Hef Anything...

Nice Day for a Nude Wedding

Professional photo studios in several cities across China offer discreet “nude photography” services for the private amusement of young couples planning to enter the state of matrimony. And the services are proving tremendously popular with the younger Chinese who have kicked off the Mao suits of their parents’ days – and, with them, every last bit of social conservatism.
more HERE

Studio 33 Rocks

Cheney, Gonzales Indicted

A grand jury in South Texas indicted U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney and former attorney General Alberto Gonzales on Tuesday for "organized criminal activity" related to alleged abuse of inmates in private prisons.
The grand jury said Cheney is "profiteering from depriving human beings of their liberty..." and that former attorney general Gonzales used his position to "stop the investigations as to the wrong doings" into assaults in county prisons.
Reuters report HERE

Sexy Snowy Fun

Some get hot when it gets cold...
Meet some carnal Klondike couples HERE

Kristen Stewart Vamps It Up

Forget that 'Harry Potter' kid all the young girls are hyper-ventilating about...it's Kristen Stewart we'd like to sink our teeth into...she stars in the upcoming 'Twilight'...
At Monday night's world premiere, hundreds of fans, the vast majority teen girls, roared, cheered and swooned as stars of the film, opening Friday, made their way down the red carpet.
more HERE

Harnessing the Power of Boobs

Beyond their reproductive purpose and ability to attract, breasts spend most of their time bouncing up and down...
Addrienne So, researcher and writer, thought bouncing boobs might have another calling: alternative energy.
In the next five years Professor Zhong Lin Wang of the Georgia Institute of Technology plans to release an energy-generating T-shirt made of a nanowire fabric which generates frictional energy. The fabric, currently in development, would be able to generate 80 milliwatts of energy per square metre, enough to power a cell phone.
more HERE

Redneck Portable Toilet

The Off-Road Commode easily attaches to any 2in. receiver hitch and supports up to 500 lbs. The 1 5/16in. dia. steel tube seat is covered with soft, padded camo. A great gift for hunting, fishing and camping buddies! Not for use when vehicle is in motion.
get yours HERE

Bitter Alan Keyes Files Suit Against Obama

In his latest bid to prove he's a 'whack-job', former presidential candidate, Alan Keyes (above right) has filed legal action over the issue of president-elect, Barack Obama's status as a "natural-born citizen," a requirement set by the U.S. Constitution.
The petition is a request for the Superior Court of California in Sacramento County to issue a peremptory writ barring Secretary of State Debra Bowen "from both certifying to the governor the names of the California Electors, and from transmitting to each presidential Elector a Certificate of Election, until such documentary proof is produced and verified showing that Senator Obama is a 'natural born' citizen of the United States and does not hold citizenship of Indonesia, Kenya or Great Britain."
...as suspected there are differing views...HERE and HERE

Remember when Obama ran against Keyes for a congressional Senate seat representing Illinois?
During that campaign Keyes said Jesus Christ would not vote for his Democratic opponent, Barack Obama, because of Obama's position on abortion.
"Christ would not vote for Barack Obama because Barack Obama has voted to behave in a way that it is inconceivable for Christ to have behaved," Keyes said.
2004 article HERE

...we believe Alan Keyes should be barred from politics until it is proven he is NOT insane...

Fired Stripper Claims Age Discrimination

Kimberlee Ouwroulis, 44, (above) and Barbara Sanderson, 45, have filed complaints with the Human Rights Tribunal of Ontario, Canada alleging the owner of a Mississauga strip club, New Locomotion Strip Club, fired them because they are too old.
interview HERE
update HERE

Guitar Heroine

...it would have been a much better movie with a hot girl in the lead...think about it!

A Little Royal Humor?

Painting on Velvet with Cheetos

Britney Spears : 'For the Record' Promo

Strip Joint for Chubby Chasers?

Unhappy People Watch More TV

An extensive new research study has found that unhappy people watch more TV while those consider themselves happy spend more time reading and socializing.
Reuters report HERE

The Trouble with Bill

Bill Clinton’s postpresidential life as a globe-trotting philanthropist, business consultant and speech-giver poses the highest hurdle for Mrs. Clinton to overcome if President-elect Barack Obama chooses to nominate her as secretary of state, according to aides of the Clintons and Mr. Obama. The Obama transition team is focused on the wide array of Mr. Clinton’s postpresidential activities, some details of which have not been made public. This list includes the identity of most of the donors to his foundation, the source of some of his speaking fees — he has earned as much as $425,000 for a one-hour speech.
The vetting of Mr. Clinton’s myriad philanthropic and business dealings is “complicated, and it may be the complications that are causing hesitation on both sides,”
Mr. Obama will not formally offer her the job unless he was satisfied that there would be no conflicts posed by Mr. Clinton’s activities abroad.
New York Times report HERE

Schoolgirl Plays Pro Ball

TOKYO, Japan - A 16-year-old schoolgirl is making a pitch to become the first woman to play professional baseball in Japan.
High school student Eri Yoshida was drafted by the Kobe 9 Cruise, a professional team in a new independent Japanese league.
more HERE

The Book of Olga

A Russian billionaire, who is very proud of his wife’’s beauty, decided to share it with the world by printing a book of erotic photographs of her.
Sergei Rodionov, a banker, was so taken by the pictures of his wife Olga in her different erotic poses that he decided to publish a book of photographs on her, entitled The Book of Olga.
French photographer Bettina Rheims, whose previous assignments included Jacques Chiracs official portrait, took the pictures of 34-year-old Olga in a variety of erotic poses, with most of them totally in the nude.
available HERE

They're not the Brady Bunch...

Inmates crawled through ceilings for sexual trysts.
it's all HERE

Mickey Mouse Turns 80

Mickey Mouse turns 80 years old today.
Sure, Mickey hasn't had a movie in two years (his last one went direct-to-video), but his cheerful face remains one of the most recognizable images in the world, even beating out Santa Claus.
The first two Mickey shorts drew no attention, but then came Steamboat Willie, the first animation to feature synchronized music and sound effects, hit the screen. The film premiered in New York on Nov. 18, 1928 and was an instant hit.
TIME article HERE

Gulf War Syndrome is Real

A report released on Monday concluded that Gulf War syndrome is a legitimate illness suffered by more than 175,000 U.S. war veterans who were exposed to chemical toxins in the 1991 Gulf War.
Gulf War illness affects at least one-fourth of the 700,000 U.S. troops who served in the 1991 effort to drive Iraq out of Kuwait, or between 175,000 and 210,000 veterans in all, the report found. Few have seen their symptoms improve over the past 17 years, the report said.
Reuters report HERE

Diane Does Dupre

ABC News will get the first television interview with Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the prostitute at the center of the Eliot Spitzer scandal. An ABC News insider confirms Diane Sawyer conducted the interview yesterday. The interview will air next Friday on 20/20.
more HERE

Kelly Osbourne Engaged

Wildchild Kelly Osbourne - daughter of rocker Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne -has become engaged to her 18-year-old boyfriend, Luke Worrall just six months after they first got together, it has been reported.
After initially remaining tight-lipped about the apparent engagement, it would seem Luke himself has let the cat out of the bag - on his Facebook profile page.
more HERE

Stalking Gisele