Thursday, January 31, 2008

Hermosa Beach Bracing for Britney

While poor Britney Spears remains locked down in a Los Angeles psych ward on a 72 hour 5150 hold, several tabloids are reporting that the dissembling pop star has gone and bought herself a new gigantic house in the unlikely location of Hermosa Beach, California.
blurb HERE
One bystanders observation:
It is a fabulous home with great space, but those poor neighbors. Roads are narrow and rural...can you say paparazzi nightmares?

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Star Jones TV Show Cancelled

Star Jones is outta work again...whoooo hoooo!...
TruTV has canceled Star Jones Reynolds' talk show after a six-month run.
more HERE

No word from LucasFilm on her working in the new live action Star Wars TV show currently in development as Jabba the Hut.

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Amy Irving: Then and Now

Last time Amy entered our consciousness was when she appeared on a list of most expensive divorces...
don't remember? ...it's HERE

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Barry Manilow interview on San Francisco airwaves

Listen to it HERE

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"I HATE THE GOOKS"

Remember back in 2000 when John McCain refused to apologize for his use of a racial slur?
THIS may jog your memory

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Berkeley Gives Marines the Boot

the story is HERE

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Nice Hooters Sophia...

Gerard Depardieu was enthralled and enamored by Sophia Loren's huge boobs at International Film Festival SEMINCI in Valladolid, Castilla Leon, Spain last night where Loren was being honored.
more HERE

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Pepsi Super Bowl Commerical

B.S. Hospital Motorcade feat. Bobby Trendy

Fantasy Air Fare Folly

The 'American Apparel' of low-cost airlines, Ryanair has been told to withdraw an advert showing a young woman in school uniform-style clothes. The "irresponsible" image appeared to link teenage girls with sexually provocative behavior, the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) ruled.

The airline has refused to comply with the ASA's ruling, calling it "censorship".
the story is HERE

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Sapphic Subliminal Support for Strike

Maggie Gyllenhaal stars in a suggestive lesbian 'orgy' for a video campaign to support the Writer's Guild Association's strike.
The actress stars in 'Speechless', a short film about three girls who arrive at a hotel room to discover they are dating the same man, "AMPiTePa," (which stands for Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers) who has stood them all up.
After venting their rage at their cheating boyfriend, Gyllenhaal grabs a bottle of wine, sprawls on the bed and says suggestively, "We don't need him. We've got everything we need right here. Girls - do you want to make an interim agreement?"
for more information go HERE
to go directly to the video click HERE

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Mac Attack

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Portrait of Sinful Sisters

A fitness club ad running in Boston magazine that depicts nuns sketching a naked man has triggered protests.
The Catholic League, the Archdiocese of Boston and the Catholic Action League of Massachusetts have all said the controversial Equinox Fitness Club ad is offensive to their communities, stating that the picture: "portrays a callous contempt for the sensibility of Catholics."
The fitness company responded with a written statement saying, "Our ad campaigns are based on personal motivation and fantasy, and throughout history, the body has been considered a form of art."
Boston Herald story HERE

Britney 5150

Last night, Britney's new psychiatrist went to her home and felt she was a danger to herself and others -- partly because of her reckless driving and partly because of her "downhill behavior." As a result, the doctor launched a plan (several days in the making) to have Britney committed to UCLA Medical Center.
Apparently, the police knew it was coming. In fact, the plan was for cops and paramedics to take Britney away the night before, but it was scrapped at the last minute. Last night, it all went down according to plan. Code words were used to minimize craziness in transporting Britney to the hospital. Over the police radio, she was referred to as "The Package."
Doctors at UCLA are now "fully cooperating" with the parents in the treatment of Britney Spears, however, the war probably is not over until a judge signs an order as to who has control. Sam "the leach" Lutfi would like to have thought he was in control.

By the way, the men in white coats are giving props to LAPD's "SMART Unit" which specializes in mental health cases for coordinating the events that went down last night and early this morning.
story HERE

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Ticket of Tomorrow?

"It is time for me to step aside so that history can blaze its path," John Edwards said as he ended his presidential candidacy Wednesday.
the story is HERE
swag available HERE

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The Phraselator

The Los Angeles Police Department has a new crime-fighting tool. It looks like something Captain Kirk and his crew might have used in Star Trek, but the device was developed by the Pentagon for U.S. soldiers serving in Iraq and Afghanistan.
NPR story and podcast HERE
learn more about the product HERE

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GOOD RIDDANCE!

Giuliani Abandons Presidential Race
the story is HERE

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Privacy Matters

Amid the controversy brewing in the U.S. Senate over Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) reform, the Bush administration appears to have changed its strategy and is devising a bold new plan that would strip away FISA protections in favor of a system of wholesale government monitoring of every American's Internet activities. Now the National Director of Intelligence is predicting a disastrous cyber-terrorist attack on the U.S. if this scheme isn't instituted.
more HERE

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French President Sues Irish Airline

French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his girlfriend Carla Bruni are suing low-cost airline Ryanair after it used a photo of the couple in an ad without their permission, their lawyer said Wednesday.
The advert, which ran in Le Parisien newspaper on Monday, features a photo of the smiling pair in an advertisement for cut-price tickets for "all occasions".
"With Ryanair, all my family can come to my wedding," says a thought bubble coming from Bruni's head.
Beneath the photo, the airline offers 100,000 tickets for February and March for which it says customers only pay taxes and charges.
Sarkozy, 53, has hinted that a wedding with Bruni, 40, is in the future, though the couple has not announced a date. They reportedly began dating in November, about a month after Sarkozy's divorce.
the story is HERE

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Duh Britney Update

Britney is being treated daily at her home by a psychiatrist for her bipolar disorder; it is severe. They're attempting to get the meds right and to keep her focused.
She has been seen by several professionals and is getting help; she is in a lot of emotional pain because of how bad the disease is.
Will she be committed?
Will she commit suicide?

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Golden Oprah

Sculptor Daniel Edwards is responsible for the Britney Spears giving birth statue and the dead Paris Hilton one. He tackles Oprah for his latest work. He calls it "The Oprah Sarcophagus." He said that he is paying homage to the closest thing America has to a living deity.
more HERE

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Orwell's GoogleMaps

Former Queen of Crazy Re-emerges

Actress Sean Young, who built a career in 1980s movies "Blade Runner" and "No Way Out," has checked into an alcohol rehab program following an outburst at the Directors Guild of America awards gala last weekend. Young "voluntarily admitted herself (on Monday) to a rehabilitation center for treatment related to alcoholism. It is understood that Young has struggled against the disease for many years," the actress's publicity agency said in a statement released on Tuesday.
more HERE

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MegaMegan

Up and comer Megan Fox looked pretty good in Maxim magazine...see the rest HERE
and...there's more of her HERE

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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

World Naked Bike Race Movie

B.S.: The Intervention

Beginning Monday night, Britney Spears' Family has surrounded her to attempt an 'intervention'...
Look for insider Sam Lutfi to get the SHOVE OUT THE FRICKIN' DOOR by weeks end...
HE saw the great need for her to go shopping for a new Mercedes Benz...
As reported:
A fight was fueled by Lutfi's insistence that Britney speak to her mother Lynne Spears, Lutfi wanting her to visit with a psychologist and Lutfi's refusal to let Ms. Spears see her paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib.
Spears - who won telephone rights to speak to her kids Monday, according to court papers - then got into the car of another photographer named Felipe and drove inside the gates of her Beverly Hills mansion. It was then that her 'pap' boyfriend Ghalib tried unsuccessfully to gain entry into her gated compound.
At 9:07 p.m. Spears' father Jamie arrived at the scene. After sitting outside the gates for a few minutes, he finally went inside. Mother Lynne Spears arrived soon thereafter.
At around 9:30 p.m. Britney left the house and was later seen driving around Los Angeles with Ghalib by her side.
Shortly after 11 p.m. Britney and Adnan returned to the house; father Jamie had left at that point.
At 1:20 a.m. Spears traveled to a nearby Longs Drugs store along with her mother, Lynne and Lutfi.
So, to review: Lutfi "the leach" told Britney she was a NUT and needed mental help; Britney threw a white trash hissy fit and called her "photo scab" Adnan Ghalib to pick her up. Then her birth parents and the police stopped by; Brit fled... A short time later, the Spears family waved sparklers, blended a StarBucks coffee beverage and pulled a burrito by a string to lure Britney back home. THE END

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Sundance Closing Night

Neil Young's new film 'CSNY/Déjà Vu' was screened for the closing night at the Sundance Film Festival...
more about the film HERE

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Motor or Momma?

Oscar Nominees: The Animated Short Films


See them HERE.

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Pam's got Jesus in a bag...

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Presidential Moments in History

Public Toilets just became...PUBLIC

Jimmy says Zeppelin will Tour

TOKYO, Japan -- Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page said Monday he was ready to take the iconic band on a world tour after burning up the stage at last month's reunion concert in London. But it probably won't be before September.
story HERE

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More Signs of De-evolution

German Tomarni GmbH announces FpsBrain, the supposedly first neural accelerator drug for video gamers.
These pills that are supposed to accelerate neural processes, heighten perception and capacity of reaction. Unlike soft drinks containing caffeine or energy drinks, we're to understand that the capsules do not lead to restlessness or shaky hands but restore constant concentration to the player throughout the game.
...let's see; it heightens perception? AND reaction time? without shaky hands? Hey, this could be useful for another 'sport'...
...seriously, this is like creating performance enhancing drugs for hopscotch...
FYI: still no cure for cancer...

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R.I.P. Tommy

Goodbye my loyal little buddy...your untimely death has caused great heartache since you brought so much unconditional joy to my home...I'm so sorry I could not adequately protect you from harm...the short time we spent together will not soon be forgotten...

Monday, January 28, 2008

A Tara Reid Moment

Tara has something to say HERE

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Hookers for Jesus

Annie Lobert and Heather Veitch used to walk the streets of Las Vegas looking for customers as $500-a-day prostitutes, but now the peroxided double act patrols the streets in their countour-hugging outfits and surgically-enhanced breasts with a different mission - to save souls
read about it HERE

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Love Me Sexy

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Next Christmas I want...

See it HERE

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Blonde Bombshell Descended on Persian Gulf

Scarlett Johansson recently returned from the Persian Gulf where she was visiting U.S. troops as part of a USO tour.
more HERE
video HERE

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The Musical Styling of Zooey

Actress and singer Zooey Deschanel has teamed up with indie rock stalwart M. Ward for a full-length endeavor. The duo are calling themselves She & Him and their album will be titled Volume 1 to be released March 18th, 2008.
Fans of Deschanel should be familiar with her singing, as she displayed her rich talent in Elf and has long fronted the Los Angeles based cabaret outfit If All The Stars Were Pretty Babies.
listen to sample tracks from the album HERE and/or HERE

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T&A Locater/Truckers Delight

NUDAR is "radar" for strip clubs and nudity whose goal is to locate every public place and event across the globe where naked hotties can be found.
GPS for exposed flesh...useful tool for cross-country truckers, tourist and adventurists...

are brothels included?

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Roselyn Sanchez para Peta

Ms. Sanchez becomes the first Latina to pose nude for PETA...Gracias
Sexy starlet Roselyn Sanchez investigates crimes on CBS' hit drama Without a Trace, and in real life, she would never commit the biggest fashion crime of all—wearing fur! She shaves and waxes! No fur on her...
English version HERE
...looks like she studied mime too...

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Sunday, January 27, 2008

Creep Throat

...betcha she can fit a doorknob in there

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Homage to Classic SuperVixens

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Motorcycle Demolition Derby

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Scenes from the 70's: Raquel Welch and Cher

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Saturday, January 26, 2008

God Bless Joie Chitwood

Feel the Love HERE
Wikipedia

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Oh, that's what his job is...

Britney's coy/boy/toy Adnan Ghalib is a spokesman for male enhancement products...
Britney must be so proud...

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Little Known Presidential Candidate

Check him out HERE

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Britney: The Voicemails

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Movie we will NEVER see..

Yeah, it's true...it opens in theaters...yeah...theaters...on February 8th...
previews HERE
IMDB HERE
it was actually screened at Sundance...

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Christian Brando Dies

Marlon Brando's oldest son, Christian Brando, died early Saturday morning at Hollywood Presbyterian Medical Center in Los Angeles. He was 49.
Brando had been in the ICU since January 11 due to pneumonia.
the story HERE

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A Film by Oliver Stone

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Princess of Porn is Top of the Pops

A Swedish hack called Basshunter is currently sitting at #1 (!) on the UK charts with an appalling piece of Euro-trance called Now You’re Gone. The song’s success is mainly driven by a soft-core video featuring a former ‘adult film’ star.
Perhaps the most disturbing part of the whole fiasco is that the song topped the charts in the first place. The music video draws on the talents of Aylar Lie (pictured above), the self-coined Princess Diana Of Porn.

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Swing yer Partners

Is Ashely Replacing Vanessa with Miley?
Miley is on a roll...first, her 'innocent' hotel hallway romp with her BFF...then, those cute self-portraits we showed you just yesterday...now, the speculation of lesbian antics with another Disney tart...
more pics of the teenage lovers HERE
Ashley is becoming quite the Sapphic seducer...


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Warmonger Wolfowitz to Chair Arms Control Panel

Paul Wolfowitz, an architect of the Iraq war who was forced to resign from the World Bank because of an ethics scandal, will chair a U.S. advisory panel on arms control, the State Department said on Thursday.
Bush Doctrine: Pre-emptive self-destruction. When in doubt, put a corrupt thug in charge of delicate matters to further illegal causes, encourage conflict, and create more alienation.
story is HERE

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Doublebarreled Spud Gun & the Bikini Clad Girl

Friday, January 25, 2008

Memo to Billy Ray...

Take away your KIDS DIGITAL CAMERA...before we have a 'High School Musical' or 'Zoey 101' moment...

OR...maybe it's not her...?

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Cannabis Machine Hits L.A.

Los Angeles, California - A vending machine for medical marijuana and other prescriptions is making its debut in Los Angeles. Soon the cannabis dispensers will be available throughout California.
See it HERE

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One of these Men is NOT Gay

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FIRE! FIRE!

Las Vegas, Nevada - MONTE CARLO RESORT & CASINO IN VEGAS ON FIRE...GUESTS EVACUATED TO BELLAGIO AND NEW YORK, NEW YORK...

Video stream captured Live HERE
more HERE

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When the Beer runs out...

Flaming Black Cat

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Stiff Drink

STOCKHOLM, Sweden, Jan. 24, 2008 -- Sweden's Trade Ethical Council against Sexism in Advertising has criticized a Jagermeister advertisement for being "offensive to women."

The ad features three women drinking the alcoholic beverage in a bar; two of the women quickly cover their breasts after downing Jagermeister. The third woman forgets to do the same, and when the camera zooms in on her breasts the cold drink has made her nipples stiff...


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Rescue Attempt

Troubled singer Amy Winehouse has been admitted to rehab in her battle against drug addiction.
A statement from the star's record company: "Amy is the most talented and important musical artist of her generation and has made huge strides on her road to recovery.
"Universal Music Group wants nothing more than to see her take the time she needs to come back to full health and fulfill her incredible potential with the label."
Translation: "We're pretty sure Amy retains the potential to generate millions for the label."
more HERE

But seriously, we hope Ms. Winehouse fully recovers.

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Thursday, January 24, 2008

Jenna's Boobs are Real



Jenna Fischer posted a message on her MySpace denying reports she's been dating David Spade and confirming that her breasts are real.
Ms. Fischer celebrated her first experience of the tabloids printing a false story about her with the following post:

"Over Christmas, I saw a report in Star Magazine that I'm dating David Spade. Imagine my surprise as... I'VE NEVER MET David Spade! What a milestone! My first TOTALLY 100% UNTRUE tabloid report! I've always been very cynical when I hear celebrities say that a story is fake. I figure SOME part of every story must be true right? NO WAY! I have no idea how they are allowed to get away with stuff like that! My publicist said that no one ever called to check the facts of the David Spade story. Which seems strange to me. I have a minor in journalism and I was told to never run a story without 2 reliable sources to back it up. But, while we are on the subject, some other people I've never met are: Orlando Bloom, Colin Farrell, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Brad Pitt. Maybe I can fictionally date some of those guys too?"

"P.S. My boobs are real"

To read the rest of Fischer's post, click here

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Food Not Bras

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Happy Birthday Ernest Borgnine

So many memorable roles in so many great films...no scene available on the internet captures Mr. Borgnine's incredible talent...here's a short scene from Sam Peckinpah's disappointing 'Convoy'...



Available movie trailers from an incredible body of work:

The Wild Bunch

The Poseidon Adventure

Bad Day at Black Rock

The Dirty Dozen

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Princess Leia's Metal Bikini

Go HERE for more...

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Meet the New 'Bond girl'

Olga Kurylenko, the 28 year old Ukrainian actress/model, who plays Bond girl Camille in the film, said that she has yet to film any scenes, but was working hard preparing for her role.
"I'm doing weapons training and body flight training for aerial scenes and stunt work for fighting," she said.
"My days are so long, and it's very physical. She's going to be very different from the previous Bond girls.
"She's a fighter. This girl is going to kick ass. She's on her own mission and she's driven by revenge."
It is as yet unclear whether Camille is a secret agent.

By the way; this new James Bond film is to be called 'Quantum of Solace'
more HERE

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Sex Kitten

Obscure Classic

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Eco-Sexy

These cool blue stockings are made from a bamboo and organic cotton blend, and feature a sexy seam up the back. A boy-short panty and garter keep the eco-friendly tights in place. For information on where to buy, go to Urbanfoxeco.com.
more HERE

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

I think my sister is a....

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WTF !!!

See it HERE.

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and now...A Peter Criss Drum Solo 1977

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Grope-Free Buses in Mexico City

MEXICO CITY, Mexico - Mexico City has started a women-only bus service to protect female passengers from groping and verbal abuse common on the city's packed public transportation system.
the story is HERE

News from Around the Net

Pamela Anderson brings her boobs to the party @ Pink is the New Blog

Good Luck Chuck DVD review by Sandee Westgate @ Hollywood Tuna

You'd stare at Natalie Portman's ass, too @ CollegeHumor

Eliza Dushku brings her super-cute self to Sundance @ Popoholic

Charlize Theron is hot, but dumb @ DListed

Top 10 movies and new movie hotties of 2007 @ Thighs Wide Shut

Lindsay Lohan tops the Razzies @ PopSugar

Britney Spears is still crazy @ IDLYITW

Gyllenspoon help the homeless @ Just Jared

Kate Beckinsale is really angry @ Celebslam

Nicole Kidman is off the botox @ A Socialite's Life

Eva Longoria with Jessica Simpson hair is just weird @ CityRag

Paris Hilton brings her cooties to Sundance @ Hollywood Rag

Which singer forgot to zip up? @ Popoholic

Jennifer Love Hewitt at the nail salon @ Hollywood Tuna

Natalie Portman coinslot! @ CollegeHumor

And the Douchebag of the Year Award goes to... @ CityRag

Scarlett Johansson entertains the troops @ PopSugar

Pamela Anderson is getting really ugly @ Pink is the New Blog

Gross! Paris Hilton and Jared Leto suck face @ DListed

Mischa Barton does Sundance @ Just Jared

Madonna gets bruised after plastic surgery @ A Socialite's Life

5 Celebrity Hotties under 21

1. Hayden Panettiere, 18.
the rest are HERE

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Big Ass Debate

Bill: "How the hell did that get so damn big?"

She can't keep hiding that thing behind pantsuits. The American people need to know the truth...

During Monday's Democratic Presidential debate in South Carolina the CNN cameras caught some disturbing angles...of Hillary Clinton's rear end...
Unfortunately, we've failed to discover a video clip that properly represents the scope of Hillary's lard-ass. In lieu of this dilemma we offer commentaries HERE and HERE

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Wonderbra Burlesque Collection

Because lingerie is her expertise, Dita Von Teese collaborates with Wonderbra to give women a chance to own a piece of burlesque fashion.
The limited edition collection entitled "Wonderbra by Dita Von Teese" will feature three "stories" of the electric glamor made famous by Von Teese. The burlesque style collection, which is influenced by the 40s decade, will be launched in September.

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Oh, that's a houseboat...

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Is she HOT or is it just ME?...

Britney loses AGAIN

Britney Spears was shut down in her attempt to regain some sort of visitation. There are no changes. K-Fed has sole custody and no visitation for Brit for now.

Brit arrived at the courthouse and went through the metal detector, but then had a change of heart or personality and didn't want to go inside the courtroom.

Sources have said Britney wanted visitation restored in a "therapeutic setting" -- meaning under the treatment of medical professionals -- but that wasn't gonna happen, when she never showed to make a plea. The Court noted Brit's absence.

Britney has some sort of bipolar disorder and has been ordered to get a medical evaluation, but she has refused to comply.

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Jingle, Jangle...Joggle?






Men in Pain

Go ahead ladies...enjoy yourselves HERE

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MONEY TO BE TESTED

NYPD sources involved in the Heath Ledger investigation say that cops found a $20 bill rolled up "in a certain way" with a powdered substance on it. The sources say they don't know what the nature of the powder is, but it's being tested at the police lab.

CBS 2 in NYC is reporting cops found drug packets along with the $20 bill in Ledger's apartment.

The NYPD sources say the manner in which the bill was rolled made them "suspicious."

PEOPLE, that's a common way New Yorkers take aspirin...
Or, was it folded the way that makes it look like the WORLD TRADE CENTER WAS ON FIRE?

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Britney was "There" then LEFT THE BUILDING

TMZ is reporting, when the case was called. Britney was in the building, but never made it to the courtroom. When the Commissioner asked her attorney if she was coming back, she answered "I don't know whether she'll be here or not," adding, "I don't want to delay the hearing."

K-Fed was sworn in and the media were cleared from the courtroom.

Bipolar Brits lawyers want to restore visitation in a "therapeutic setting" -- translated: she needs mental help in the room to talk to her children. If Britney isn't there to testify, she'll win a Grammy for "lifetime achievement" before she gets visitation back.

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'Cloverfield' Monster Action Figure

Hasbro has announced it will be releasing a Cloverfield monster figure...
The figure will stand 14 inches tall and will come with two interchangable heads - one depicting a calm face and the other an agitated face - and it even comes with the head of the Statue of Liberty as well. You can pre-order the toy now from HasbroToyShop.com, but don’t expect to get it soon, or for it to be cheap. While the pre-order starts today, the Toy Shop site states that the item won’t ship until September 30, and that the price tag is a lofty $99.99.

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Kathleen Turner ROCKS

Her autobiography "Send Yourself Roses" is a winner. Kathy turns loose on a few of her former co-stars.

Nicolas Cage:

"Nic was absolutely determined to prove that he wasn't there as the result of nepotism. So, everything Francis wanted him to do, he went against - to show that he wasn't under his uncle's wing. Which was ridiculous. Oh, that stupid voice of his and the fake teeth! Honestly, I cringe to think about it. He caused so many problems. He was arrested twice for drunk-driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He'd come across a chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket."

Raquel Welch (auditioning to replace her in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof on Broadway):

"One afternoon, my male co-star came into my dressing room and said: 'You gotta come. You gotta see this, Kathleen.' We crept in through the back door of the theater and watched as Raquel Welch did an audition 'Well, I just don't think that Kathleen has ever been feline enough,' we heard her say. She was going around the stage with her hands like claws, hissing and making cat gestures. Oddly enough, the producers decided not to use her."

Burt Reynolds:

"One day, we started shooting a scene that Michael Caine and I had rehearsed, where we finish each other's sentences like old married couples do. Making that dialog work needed real skill. It had to be fast; it had to be sharp. But Burt just couldn't do it. The director finally said: 'Look, why don't we just shoot line by line?' And, idiot that I am, I shot back: 'Because it's called a scene, that's why.'
From that day on, Burt and I were sworn enemies. He later accused me of trying to get him sacked every day and publicly declared that the sound of my name made him want to vomit
I won't be rushing to work with him again, either"

Hollywood needs more like her...

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...Let That be a Lesson

and on the 7th day God created ASSHOLES...

Fred Phelps and his band of inbred hillbillies have struck again. The Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas will travel to Australia to picket the funeral of Heath Ledger in the name of God, because he played a gay character in "Brokeback Mountain."

I can't rememeber but I think when they created the 1st amemdment, they actually said it didn't apply to Fred Phelps...

John Lennon, MLK, Bobby Kennedy dead, Fred Phelps alive....there is something wrong here...


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Bollywood's Sexy Six

Sexiest Legs: Deepika Padukone
see them HERE

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The Last Photo

This was one of the last photos taken of Heath Ledger. It was taken Saturday night on the London set of "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus."

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Heath Quick Data

  • Born Heath Andrew Ledger, April 4, 1979 in Perth, Australia
  • Son of a French teacher and race car driver/mining engineer
  • Graduated high school early at 16 and began to pursue a career in acting
  • Made his first big screen splash in the US in 1999 as Patrick Verona in "10 Things I Hate About You"
  • Dated Naomi Watts in 2002
  • Won a ShoWest Award for the Male Star of Tomorrow based on his performance in "The Patriot"
  • Named one of Australian GQ's Men of the Year for acting, 2003
  • In 2005, he received a Golden Globe nomination for "Best Actor in a Drama" for "Brokeback Mountain"
  • In 2006, he recieved an Academy Award nomination for Best Actor in a Leading Role for "Brokeback Mountain"
  • Heath becomes engaged to Michelle Williams, whom he met on the set of "Brokeback Mountain"
  • Daughter Matilda Rose born October 28, 2005
  • Williams and Ledger split in August, 2007
  • Heath found dead in NYC at the age of 28, January 22, 2008

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StageCoach 2008 Lineup Announced

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Taking shots at Election 2008

Play HERE.

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"We Saw It Coming"

News of Heath Ledger's death has shaken friends of the actor.

"This is terrible and I'm in shock," an anonymous friend of Ledger tells Usmagazine.com "But to tell you the truth... we saw it coming...Heath has gone though a rough road of trying to get sober."

"Things were very dark," the source says. "His one joy was Matilda." Matilda (pictured with Ledger above) is his 2-year-old daughter with ex-wife Michelle Williams. They split in September. "Everything else was misery for him," adds the source.

Early reports stated that Ledger, 28, was found dead, at Mary-Kate Olsen's apartment; that statement has been retracted.

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Redneck Carnival at Diggerland

JoJo's lapse in judgement...

'cause crazy can be funny...

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Breaking News: Heath Ledger dead

A New York Police Department spokesman says the actor Heath Ledger, 28, has been found dead at a downtown Manhattan residence. His housekeeper and the masseuse opened the door to his apartment and found him unconscious and face down on the bedroom floor. There are no visible signs of any trauma.. They attempted to wake him; when they couldn't, they called 911.

We're told when paramedics responded, the actor was in full cardiac arrest. They attempted to perform CPR on him, but were unsuccessful. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

Prescription pills were strewn around his bed. The cops are waiting for the Medical Examiner.

Ledger received an Academy Award nomination for his starring role in "Brokeback Mountain"; he also co-starred in "Monster's Ball" and "The Brothers Grimm" and will be appearing as 'the joker' in the upcoming Batman release.

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Worlds Largest Swimming Pool

It is more than 1,000 yards long, covers 20 acres, had a 115ft deep end and holds 66 million gallons of water.
Yesterday the Guinness Book of Records named the vast pool beside the sea in Chile as the biggest in the world.
But if you fancy splashing out on one of your own – and you have the space to accommodate it – then beware: This one took five years to build, cost nearly 1billion and the annual maintenance bill will be 2million.
The man-made saltwater lagoon has been attracting huge crowds to the San Alfonso del Mar resort at Algarrobo, on Chile's southern coast, since it opened last month.
Its turquoise waters are so crystal clear that you can see the bottom even in the deep end.

I wonder how many people are peeing in it at any given moment?

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Pussy on the Mat

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The Parody of Tom

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Is it cold in here?

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Sheen says NO to Denise Richards reality...

PageSix.com reports that Denise Richards is taking Charlie Sheen to court this morning after he refused to allow his kids star in her reality show. Denise is in talks for her own show and wants her two young daughters to co-star in it. Charlie is opposed to this, so they are taking it to Family Court.
Poor Denise. Shouldn't she be allowed to whore out her kids for a quick buck? Denise needs to leave her kids alone and fast forward to where her career is really heading...NOWHERE...
This should teach her a lesson or two about being the bitch she is, no cash for you babe...

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Cindy Lou McCain

Read all about her HERE
Personally, I would skip right to the part about addiction to the painkillers Percocet and Vicodin. Is it just me or does she look possessed?

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Human Trophy from the Gay Olympics?

35th Anniversary of Roe v. Wade

Learn the history HERE

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And the Nominations go to...

Best Picture
Atonement
Juno
Michael Clayton
No Country For Old Men
There Will Be Blood

Best Actor
George Clooney, Michael Clayton
Daniel Day Lewis, There Will Be Blood
Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd
Tommy Lee Jones, In The
Valley of Elah
Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises

Best Actress
Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Julie Christie, Away From Her
Marion Cotillard, La Vie En Rose
Laura Linney, The Savages
Ellen Page, Juno

Best Supporting Actor
Casey Affleck, The Assassination Of Jesse James
Javier Bardem, No Country For Old Men
Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Charlie Wilson's War
Hal Holbrook, Into the Wild
Tom Wilkinson, Michael Clayton

Best Supporting Actress
Cate Blanchett, I'm Not There
Ruby Dee, American Ganster
Saorise Ronan, Atonement
Amy Ryan, Gone Baby Gone
Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton

the rest are HERE

I can not believe SUPERBAD was shut out, the injustice of it all...

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Amy Winehouse smoking CRACK: The Video

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Clooney has Britney issues

“I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live within, like 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears. I found out because I came home at 10 o’clock at night and there was all these helicopters over my house with these lights.

“I’m thinking, ‘Someone’s broken out of prison…’ I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film, and I called up my assistant who I thought was in my guesthouse.
“I said, ‘Are you OK?’ She’s like, ‘Yes.’ I said, ‘If there’s someone in the place, say the word Stonehenge,’ and she’s like, ‘What the f**k are you talking about?’”

“So now I have to move.”

George Clooney on the day Britney Spears was admitted to the hospital.

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Britney Spears Files Restraining Order

B.S. has dumped her photographer/BF and filed a restraining order against him.

The star ended her relationship with Adnan Ghalib - who she is believed to have started dating last December - after discovering he was cashing in on his romance with her by tipping off his agency FinalPixx with photo opportunities.
Britney got her revenge on Adnan by inviting two photographers from a rival agency into her Los Angeles home at 2am on Sunday (01.20.08), saying: “Come with me; let’s have fun.”
As the group arrived at the property the singer’s manager Sam Lufti brandished a paper he claimed was a restraining order banning Adnan, 35, from making money from photographs of the star.
Britney spent four hours with the two paparazzi drinking champagne and dancing to music including singer Amy Winehouse’s album ‘Back to Black’ and one of her own LPs.
One photographer named Roberto said: “We had fun. Britney was funny, very relaxed, dancing a little bit and she carried her little dog all the time. Sam was telling us to not worry about Adnan because they have filed a restraining order against him.”

Adnan - who was pictured buying pregnancy tests with Britney last week - insists that he is unaware of any restraining order because he has been at a family funeral.
He said in a statement issued on the FinalPixx website: “All I can say is that I have not been in contact with Britney since early Friday morning. The reason being that I had to attend a family funeral in Santa Barbara. My phone has been off during this time out of respect for my family. I am only now becoming aware of what is being said. I hope to be back home in Los Angeles soon and to be in contact with Miss Spears.”
The Los Angeles police department say they are “not aware” of any emergency protective order issued against Adnan.

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Rockabilly Dogg






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V Marks the Spot

Moore HERE

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Bruising for a Cruising

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Monday, January 21, 2008

A Benny Hinn Moment

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Birds of a Cult

John Travolta is defending Tommy for those freak-showish Scientology videos that leaked last week. Mr. Travolta told People magazine, "Tom has – we all have – the right to practice how we feel. It finally becomes unfair."
Practice it; SURE, GO AHEAD...JUDGE THE REST OF US BECAUSE WE DON'T BELONG TO A SCI-FI CULT? ...I Don't think so John, or Xenu or whatever your special name is...

Here is a lovely article on the Cult.

and below please find a list of other people/celebrities who are 'CULT' members we're sure we'll be hearing from in upcoming days:


Anne Archer; Billy Sheehan; Catherine Bell; Chick Corea; Chris Masterson; Danny Masterson; Edgar Winter; Eduardo Palomo; Geoffrey Lewis; Giovanni Ribisi; Isaac Hayes; Jason Beghe; Jason Lee; Jeff Pomerantz; Jenna Elfman; Judy Norton; Juliette Lewis; Kate Ceberano; Keith Code; Kelly Preston; Kimberly Kates; Kirstie Alley; Leah Remini; Lisa Marie Presley; Lynsey Bartilson; Marisol Nichols; Michael Fairman; Michael Roberts; Michelle Stafford; Nancy Cartwright; Priscilla Presley; Rev. Alfreddie Johnson, Jr.; Sofia Milos; Terry Jastrow; Xavier Deluc

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Sarcastic South

There is a peculiarly Southern irony in having the same holiday honor the pre-eminent American civil rights leader and the Confederacy's pre-eminent Civil War general. Yet that is what Alabama does -- along with Arkansas and Mississippi -- in having an official holiday commemorating Martin Luther King Jr. and Robert E. Lee.
story is HERE

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Confident and Secure

Britney out of her cage last night...


Britney
was at Millennium dance studios last night working on choreography for her the "Hot As Ice." video. People magazine reports that she's doing the entire routine around a chair. Anyway, she still has the British accent and she turned it on thick last night. When a homeless man asks her for some help, she says to him, "You would rather be homeless than be me, sir." The homeless man responds with, "Let them see you do something good for once." That dude is awesome he needs a shot on Leno or Letterman.

Britney also tells the photographers that she "doesn't know who Adnan is" when she's asked about him.

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"Leave Tom Alone"

The current attacks on Tom Cruise are the result of religious prejudice claims Paula Wagner who, of course, is co-owner (with Tom) of the United Artists Studio. She believes that it is time for the attacks to stop and that everyone should be able to practice their religion freely and without censure... Oh, and please see movies with Tom in them...

"I am not a Scientologist, nor are most of the people Tom and I work with, but that doesn't mean I can sit by silently while he is attacked for his religious beliefs," said Wagner.
(YEAH, SURE YOU'RE NOT...) Good thing you used the word MOST in there; what about over at TOMMY'S COMPOUND?...hummmm...

"As a film-maker and an American, I feel strongly that an individual's religion should have no bearing on their professional life." So far so reasonable. So his 'religion' is a bit odd. Aren't all religions? Aren't most religions based on superstition, fear and targeting the needy? CULT, CULT, CULT...

Unfortunately, most religions don't claim to be descended from alien warriors or that atomic bombs were set off in volcanoes a millennium or so ago. Tom Cruise rambled in last weeks leaked video, that if there were a car crash then only a passing Scientologist could help; not something I've heard the local priests, rabbis or shamans claim. Personally, I'm thinking a fireman or an ambulance driver would be my choice over say...the guy from RISKY BUSINESS.

Here's a deal, Tommy: The world will leave you and your views alone the minute you stop trying to force them down our throats. PS, YOUR MOVIES SUCK; HOWEVER, YOUR VIDEOS ABOUT YOUR "RELIGION"?...FREAKING GREAT!

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Ricky is itchin' for some talent...

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News to Swing by...

Monkey Business


All we need is the morons from the San Francisco ZOO problem to fly over to South Africa and throw some POT into the monkeys' cage and we can watch that little hairy bastard go 'Wizard of Oz' on their asses...

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Air Auto

I used to like Guitar Hero...but then...

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A guy in need of a day job...

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Advertising 101: Vaginas are the new Boobs

How do you get attention now that boobs are a dime a dozen? You step it up a notch, take a risk and get brainstorming on the Va-J-J. Target are the latest to get involved. This advert appears to 'target' this girls fanny for no good reason.
There's also an Absolut vodka advert which is much too similar to lady private parts to be coincidence. And let's not forget Tom Ford's fragrance for men, which was advertised online as flashes of the fragrance put... places where you probably wouldn't put men's aftershave.
In a world where it's (almost) acceptable to say THE 'C' WORD in front of your mother, where do those poor ad folks have left to go...

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Mini Martian

This NASA Mars Rover image from 2004 seems to depict a teeny Martian posing for his portrait...
It's in the lower left of this high-res image of the Mars Explorer Spirit.

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Of Booths and Babes

What would a convention be without the fantasy inducing 'boothbabe' ?

A Legitimate Question

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Expanding Mammeries

A recent study has revealed that breasts are getting bigger; in less than ten years the average bra size has grown from a 34B to 36C.
According to experts, from dietitians to gynecologists, the reasons why womens breasts are getting bigger are complex and range from obesity to hormones, and alcohol to environmental factors.
report is HERE

Celebrity Guessing Game



Did Sarah Michelle Gellar finally take it all off? It appears that way. Fans have endured a long wait to see little Buffy's muff; and...well, that hasn't really happened; but hope springs eternal as this Vaseline ad campaign reignites interest in a celebrity whose moment in the white hot spotlight has diminished considerably...

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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Slapped Silly

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April Hunter Retires

In her own words...
That’s right, I’m a manager now and I will no longer be wrestling. I’m going to miss being beaten up several nights a week, breaking bones, bruising my body, having my ass spanked in front of thousands, and most of all having “nip slip” shots posted on the Internet. Damn it, those were the days! But as they say all good things must come to an end...
resignation HERE

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Aussie Party-boy Twister Troubles

MELBOURNE, Australia - The Melbourne youth at the center of an out of control house party, has been charged with offenses relating to child pornography, after he had allegedly taken lewd photos of semi-dressed girls playing twister at the party with his mobile phone.
the story is HERE

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Loose Change

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Diagnosis: Bad Music Causes Brain Damage

GARDEN CITY, N.Y. - Now that surgeons have operated on Stacey Gayle's brain, Sean Paul's ridiculously bad music no longer makes her ill. Four years after being diagnosed with epilepsy, Gayle recently underwent brain surgery (AKA: lobotomy) at Long Island Jewish Medical Center to cure a rare condition known as musicogenic epilepsy.
Eighteen months ago, Ms. Gayle began to suspect that music by mediocre hip-hop artist Sean Paul was triggering her seizures. Her suspicions were confirmed when she played one of Paul’s songs on her iPod for doctors and suffered three seizures. Unfortunately, there is no cure for bad taste.
story is HERE
...if this doesn't cause a seizure, it'll surely give you a headache...

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Veritable Vixen Suzanne Pleshette Dies

Best known as Bob Newhart's confident and sexy wife, Emily Hartley, on TV's classic "The Bob Newhart Show", the dark-haired, smoky-voiced, Hollywood sex symbol Suzanne Pleshette, has died. She was 70.
obit HERE
IMDB HERE
more HERE

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Saturday, January 19, 2008

The Ballad of Tom Willett

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Luck be a Lady

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton won the Nevada caucuses Saturday, powering past Barack Obama in a hard-fought race marred by last-minute charges of dirty politics.
The victory marked a second-straight campaign triumph for the former first lady, who gained an upset victory over Obama in last week's New Hampshire primary.
more HERE

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Character Actor Allan Melvin has Died

Allan Melvin, a popular character actor who co-starred on the classic 1950's sitcom 'The Phil Silvers Show' and later portrayed Archie Bunker's buddy Barney on 'All in the Family' and 'Sam the butcher' on 'The Brady Bunch', has died. He was 84.
more HERE

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Musicology 101: Vee Jay

It's not often that you hear of a record company being destroyed by success, but that was the fate of one of America's most prominent blues, jazz, and soul labels, Vee-Jay Records. The music they recorded fell victim to legal problems after the label's collapse and has been unavailable for years, but now, Vee-Jay has launched a reissue program with Shout! Factory records. Vee-Jay: The Definitive Collection is a four-disc set that came out this past summer.
NPR article and audio HERE
official website HERE

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Risky/Risqué

Manchester, England - Sarah Green, an English teacher, is understood to have acted in the raunchy commercial for industrial clothing before she joined Stockport Grammar School.
The five-minute advert was intended for distribution among the building trade, but it has been posted on the video sharing website YouTube and viewed more than 35,000 times.
In it, the woman believed to be Miss Green is seen sitting behind a desk wearing a short skirt before rising to meet a workman. She takes a condom from his pocket and they simulate sexual intercourse on her desk.
The advert also features two other women simulating sexual acts with workmen.



story is HERE

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Hottie Alert!

Odette Yustman appeared in 'Kindergarten Cop' ...as a child.
Now she's all grown up, co-stars in the new monster flick 'Cloverfield' and is vying for Hollywood 'IT' girl/UltraVixen status...
Click to watch the video

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Visionary

Engineers at the University of Washington have for the first time used manufacturing techniques at microscopic scales to combine a flexible, biologically safe contact lens with an imprinted electronic circuit and lights in the hopes of creating superhuman vision.
the story is HERE

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Obama likens himself to Reagan

In one of the most surprising twists in the Presidential campaign, Barack Obama has drawn similarities between himself and, none other than, the omnificent Republican, Ronald Reagan...
the video and transcript are HERE

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Gentlemen Magicians


We're not sure how, but GQ magazine has presented photographic evidence that Rachel Bilson is capable of appearing sexy...
They whored her up a bit under the guise of "All American Girl" ...BRILLIANT!
pics and video HERE

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Friday, January 18, 2008

They're Still Alive?

29-year-old Holly Madison and 81-year-old Hugh Hefner were seen going into the office of a doctor who specializes in vitro fertilization so says Janet Charlton.

I thought the Associated Press ran an Obit about his sperm in the late 1980's?

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Scientology: So many Questions...

RadarOnline posted a few questions from that questionnaire the Scientologists give you during your audit. They use your answers to see how clean you are or something like that. It's way creepy. There's 343 questions on the thing and they ask you the questions while you're hooked up to an E-Meter. It's like a polygraph machine. The questions are bizarre and apparently real, but I would expect nothing less. Radar only posted a few questions...so here's a few of them along with my responses:

Have you ever enslaved a population?
Well I had a herd of goats once...

Have you ever consistently practiced sex in some unnatural fashion?
No, I'm usually naked for sex.

Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive?
I set a globe on fire once, does that count?

Have you ever exterminated a species?
Okay...4th grade; some ants and a magnifying glass; it was me, I confess...

Have you ever set a booby trap?
(Trick Question) A: What is putting on a Bra, Alex...

Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?
Only when I ask them weird questions about Tom Cruise.

Have you ever castrated anyone?
Well there was this one time that the cord carrying blood to my right testicle twisted and became infected and it hurt really bad and they had to give me medication to make the infection go away and, and, and...

Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?
My testicles hurt now that I relived that issue in the last question so we could pass on bringing that up again...please...

Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?
Well, there was this one time in 1978 at Winterland Arena in San Francisco while attending a Grateful Dead show that I THINK I SAW PEOPLE FLOATING IN THE AIR, BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT...THAT I KNOW OF...

Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?
I have stayed at The Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas and I have recommended it to others.

That was fun. The Scientologists should put this out for Xbox 360 and Wii! It would be a hit at parties; get drunk and answer the crazy alien questionnaire.

Visit Radar to read the other questions.

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The Gayest Flight EVER...


The Flight Crew
Air New Zealand has hired Kathy Griffin to host its one-flight-only "Pink flight" from San Francisco to Sydney, taking passengers to the city's Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras on February 26th. As part of her in-flight duties, she'll perform a stand-up show and mingle with the passengers and drag queen flight attendants. The flight aboard the Boeing 777, of course, is going to be taped for My Life on the D-List.
Quoting Air New Zealand's vice president: "We knew that this party needed a hostess befitting of the eclectic and diverse group we are inviting on board for this celebration, and who better than Kathy Griffin? Her sense of humor strikes the right chord for the Pink Flight's spirit, and we anticipate a great show."
According to the airline, "Pink Passengers are encouraged to show up at the airport ready to party." They write: "In addition to Kathy's performance, the Pink Flight will boast a full program of entertainment - such as live performances from drag queens, on-board music, contests and screenings of classic gay-themed films on Air New Zealand's digital in-flight entertainment system (IFE). Because it is an overnight flight, there will also be a period of scheduled 'Beauty Sleep.' Additionally, passengers will enjoy the excellent cuisine Air New Zealand is known for with a Pink Twist, Pink cocktails, goody bags and a "Party Party Wake-Up" before landing."

The flight is 14 hours long. Looks like there are still a few seats available in premium economy.

See it...and by 'IT' we mean 'THE FREAKSHOW' HERE

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Trailer for new Star Trek movie leaked



the preview is being shown before Cloverfield.

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Japanese Game Show

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This will scare you DRUG FREE


Last night was the detox episode on "Celebrity Rehab". The the women handled it well, but Jeff Conaway was still being possessed by the devil known as Oxycontin or whatever the hell he takes. Looks like he takes everything everyday. It's painful to watch...

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The Daily Britney Roundup +

As usual, there's a 'possum trough full of Britney stories, so let's just round 'em up in one quick white trash post; it's less painful that way.

It was reported that Brit was looking to sue the photographer that sold pictures of her and the boys to OK! Magazine for a reported $1 million; Brit's camp claims the photographer, Dani Brubaker, did not have the right to make them public. MSNBC's The Scoop claims this ain't so. Apparently, Britney was in on it. A source told them that Britney loves it and doesn't plan to sue. “She’s a savvy fox. The week she loses her kids, these pictures that were taken months ago suddenly show up. It’s brilliant. She knew what was going to happen (with that custody hearing) and how she’d fight back.”

Britney is also hosting a party next month in Beverly Hills. She will host the Scandinavian Style Mansion reports People magazine. The guy that founded the event confirmed that Britney will be doing it. He said, "I am beyond excited because the experience she gave everyone in December was amazing. She absolutely made my event."

Dr. Phil has apologized for making any statements about Brit Brit. He said, "Was it helpful to the situation? Regrettably, no; it was not and I have to acknowledge that. I definitely think if I had it to do over again, I probably wouldn't make any statement at all. Period."

Finally: Brit's assistant, Carla, has been sent packing and apparently looking to tell-all. Carla was there during the breakdown and through a lot of juicy moments.

Whoo Hoo! Something to read after I re-read and re-re-read Andrew Morton's Tom Cruise Bio...(Pauly Shore should totally play Tom Cruise in the fictional movie account of the biography).

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Clinton questioned about Britney & Cheney

See it HERE

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Swedish Schlong Mistaken for Bomb

GOTHENBURG , Sweden -- A suspicious device that gave authorities in Sweden a scare turned out not to be a bomb but a vibrating sex toy. Officials were quoted saying, "There were no explosives. Just a sex toy ... A dildo"
more HERE

RIP: CHESS GOD Bobby Fischer

The American chess master died yesterday in Reykjavik, Iceland, where he won the most famous match in the history of his game, beating Boris Spassky in the summer of 1972. He was 64.
more HERE

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Blow Up Dolls

In the Philippines, they have been labeled "sexy bombers" and they are believed to be the latest weapon from the Islamic terrorist group Jemaah Islamiyah.
Police from the volatile southern province of Mindanao are taking seriously the possibility that women have been trained and are ready to blow themselves up in the name of Islam.
more HERE and HERE

Thursday, January 17, 2008

PrayersForBritney.com

join the prayer beat HERE

Dr. Drew: Britney Is Dying Before Our Eyes

Celebrity addiction expert Dr. Drew Pinsky is weighing in on Britney Spears' problems, saying that the pop star could die if she doesn't get the help she needs.
Although the doctor has never treated Spears personally, he told Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show Tuesday, "We are watching somebody who is following the Anna Nicole Smith blueprint to the letter. She's keeping people around her that allow her to keep using and that supports her denial.
"She leaves the country, like Anna Nicole, she keeps using; she doesn't follow directions of people."Spears was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center by paramedics Jan. 10, after police were called to her home because of a custody dispute with ex-husband Kevin Federline over their two young sons. She checked herself out of the hospital two days later. According to Pinsky, California law does not force drug and alcohol users to remain in treatment long enough to get the help they need.
"You can also only be held against your will for a very short period of time and if you refuse to follow up and take treatment, you're within your right to do that - even if it's killing you. This is a serious medical problem," he said. "This young lady - she is dying in front of our eyes. She needs physician care regularly for a sustained period of time."
Pinsky, who's head of the Department of Chemical Dependency Services at Pasadena's Las Encinas Hospital and star of the VH1 reality show "Celebrity Rehab," says he would use a treatment plan similar to one that may be helping another troubled star.
"If I were to treat her, I'd put her in 4-6 weeks of an intensive program in a psychiatric hospital and a year of a residential program very much like what Lindsay Lohan did,"
he said.
video HERE

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B.S.: The Multiple Personality Disorder

According to TMZ, sources are now painting a very disturbing picture of Britney Spears, or whoever she happens to be at any given moment.
We're told the whole British accent thing -- well, it's more than an accent. Britney has multiple personalies, including, as people in her life call it, "the British girl." We're told when Spears loses the British personality, she has absolutely no idea what she did during the time she assumed that personality.
Sources say B.S. has a number of other identities, where she becomes "the weepy girl, the diva, the incoherent girl," and on and on.
Sources say Britney had become the British girl the day she didn't show for her deposition and has no recollection of it.
more HERE
more about MPD HERE

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Happy Birthday to our pal Dave Attell


Live audio HERE and HERE

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Idol Gay-Aiken Chokes The Chicken

defined

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WhenIsBritneyGoingToDie.com

See it HERE

We here at CWW are about to "load up the truck" and drive to Beverly Hills... my god, hasn't ANYONE close to this women heard of the word INTERVENTION?

This is WAY WAY past funny, it's SICK and she is SICK...

STORM THE FRICKIN HOUSE AND THROW THE "HANGERS ON/USERS" over her FRICKIN' fence and let the photographers RUN THEM OVER...

Then GET HER TO A PRIVATE HOSPITAL...

I'M NO DR. but seriously, HOW HARD IS THIS...?

AP's entertainment editor, Jesse Washington, was quoted, “We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time. I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now. Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.” more HERE

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Happy Birthday Eartha Kitt

A favorite kitten turns 81 today...

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Britneys man friend called Ryan Seacrest this morning

Listen HERE.

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fishnets?underwear?...fishnets?underwear? FISHNETS WIN!

Fishnet stockings are not a replacement for underwear...


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1st Rock from the Sun

MESSENGER’s First Look at Mercury’s Previously Unseen Side
more HERE

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Campaign Turbulence aboard 'Hill Force One'

Hillary should reconsider her political aspirations and become a stand-up comedian...


...did she have to negotiate with the striking WGA, or is this her own material?
transcript is HERE

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Wednesday Recap - Britney Spears

At 7 p.m., the singer and paparazzo beau Adnan Ghalib kicked off their night at Gaucho Grill in Sherman Oaks, California, where Britney ate two beef empanadas, grilled salmon, spinach with rice and a Coke. She also puffed on some cigarettes.
At around 11 p.m., Spears was spotted with Sam Lutfi. Police pulled them over for speeding; she was not ticketed. However, camera nuts that were following them were arrested for dangerous driving...
Along with Lutfi, Spears — in a crotch-length spangled green dress, ripped fishnets and her double-breasted corduroy pea coat — then went to Ralph's supermarket and left with two carts of groceries.
One photographer yelled, "You're hot!" and Spears replied, "You're mean because you're being sarcastic," before smiling and laughing.
More photographers began shouting questions:

Q: Britney, what do you want to say to Adnan on TV?
B: (Thinks for a second) "I think he's a nice person."
Q: What was the result of your pregnancy test?
B: "I never had a pregnancy test."
Q: Britney, what are you going to do now? Go to college?
B: (sighing) "Oh, I wish I was in college."

Two random guys then approached and joked "Britney, you don't like black guys?

"Yeah, I like black guys," she said, laughing.
She then let one of the guys pose with her in front of the cameras and hugged him.
At 2 a.m., Spears, Lutfi and another pal hit L.A.'s Kitson boutique. The store was opened just for them. Spears walked out about 20 minutes later with three shopping bags.
The crew drove one block to Kitson's Men's store. Spears came out wearing a men's pin-striped shirt and black skinny tie, her hair in a messy bun, around 2:20 a.m.

In a fake British accent, Spears said to photographers, "Where is your driver when you need them?"
Asked if she'd do anymore shopping, Spears replied, "No."
At 2:25 a.m., she was spotted sipping on an orange beverage. A photographer yelled, "Is that a screwdriver?" She nodded and smiled before driving off.

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Teenaged Aussie Angst may lead to Stardom


HE'S earned equal parts fame and infamy — and he's only 16; meet Corey Delaney...
"He could easily earn $50,000 to $60,000 in the next fortnight," said celebrity agent Max Markson, "He could do TV in New York. He's a bigger party animal than all the girls put together: Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears."
the story is HERE

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The Complete Tom Cruise Scientology Videos


See them all HERE.

The story associated with the picture featured above is HERE.

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Pocket DJ

Being a DJ is a blast — you get to add your own touch to music you love. Now you don't need a huge mixer to do it. The Pacemaker is a pocket-size DJ system featuring a line out crossfader, headphone crossfader, bend and pitch, and more DJ-specific controls. From a technical standpoint, the device rocks a 120GB hard drive, a signal to noise ratio of more than 100dB, 18 hours of music playback, 5 hours of DJ operating time, and support for MP3, AAC, WMA, OGG Vorbis, WAV, as well as for Mac and PC.

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Bush Loves Monarchy

The headline-making centerpiece of George W. Bush's eight-day, public-relations junket to the Middle East and the Persian Gulf was not his insistence that he had gone to Israel to help make peace between the Israelis and the Palestinians.
Instead, it was his promise to Saudi King Abdullah, the ruler of the top oil-producing country in the world, of a weapons sale worth some $120 billion. (Marginal note: It's no secret that the extended Bush family is personally close to Saudi Arabia's ruling family.) The proposed deal calls for the sale of 900 Joint Direct Attack Munition bomb kits to the Saudis. The arms-sale plan angered Israel's backers in Washington, but Israeli security sources said this week that the United States would provide the Jewish state with better 'smart bombs' than those it plans to sell Saudi Arabia.
more HERE and HERE
...these deals come after an arms deal made last June...remember?
THIS might jog your memory...

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Bush Hates Whales

WASHINGTON, DC, January 16, 2008 - In an unprecedented action, President George W. Bush Tuesday overrode a federal court order that requires the U.S. Navy to minimize harm to whales and dolphins during sonar exercises off Southern California. Scientists say the loud blasts of sound emitted by Navy sonar to detect submarines harm and possibly kill marine mammals.
story is HERE

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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Exclusive - Ike Turner died from...


the story is HERE

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New York Thanks a Faker

In case you didn't already know...
Lynsey Nordstrom, a Jessica Simpson look-a-like, was planted at the Dallas Cowboy/New York Giants football playoff game this past weekend in order to distract Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo who dates Ms. Simpson...Apparently, the ruse worked since the Giants defeated the Cowboys 21-17...that story is HERE
Today New Yorkers thanked Lynsey for her efforts...story HERE

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