B.S.: The Intervention

Beginning Monday night, Britney Spears' Family has surrounded her to attempt an 'intervention'...
Look for insider Sam Lutfi to get the SHOVE OUT THE FRICKIN' DOOR by weeks end...

HE saw the great need for her to go shopping for a new Mercedes Benz...
As reported:

A fight was fueled by Lutfi's insistence that Britney speak to her mother Lynne Spears, Lutfi wanting her to visit with a psychologist and Lutfi's refusal to let Ms. Spears see her paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib.
Spears - who won telephone rights to speak to her kids Monday, according to court papers - then got into the car of another photographer named Felipe and drove inside the gates of her Beverly Hills mansion. It was then that her 'pap' boyfriend Ghalib tried unsuccessfully to gain entry into her gated compound.
At 9:07 p.m. Spears' father Jamie arrived at the scene. After sitting outside the gates for a few minutes, he finally went inside. Mother Lynne Spears arrived soon thereafter.
At around 9:30 p.m. Britney left the house and was later seen driving around Los Angeles with Ghalib by her side.
Shortly after 11 p.m. Britney and Adnan returned to the house; father Jamie had left at that point.
At 1:20 a.m. Spears traveled to a nearby Longs Drugs store along with her mother, Lynne and Lutfi.

So, to review: Lutfi "the leach" told Britney she was a NUT and needed mental help; Britney threw a white trash hissy fit and called her "photo scab" Adnan Ghalib to pick her up. Then her birth parents and the police stopped by; Brit fled... A short time later, the Spears family waved sparklers, blended a StarBucks coffee beverage and pulled a burrito by a string to lure Britney back home. THE END