More Signs of De-evolution

German Tomarni GmbH announces FpsBrain, the supposedly first neural accelerator drug for video gamers.
These pills that are supposed to accelerate neural processes, heighten perception and capacity of reaction. Unlike soft drinks containing caffeine or energy drinks, we're to understand that the capsules do not lead to restlessness or shaky hands but restore constant concentration to the player throughout the game.
...let's see; it heightens perception? AND reaction time? without shaky hands? Hey, this could be useful for another 'sport'...
...seriously, this is like creating performance enhancing drugs for hopscotch...
FYI: still no cure for cancer...