Thought to Ponder...

Sleeping with prostitutes is like making your cat dance with you on its hind legs.
You know it's wrong, but you try to convince yourself that they're enjoying it as well.
-Scott Capurro

Home Grown

The Jackson Five in Encino, CA

Photos from the archives of LIFE magazine, giving readers a peek inside the homes of the parents/grandparents of some of the most influential musical artists from the 1970's, including the likes of Frank Zappa , Grace Slick, The Jackson Five [above], Elton John, Eric Clapton and many more...
see HERE

Bananarama

Kancho Costume?

Vending Oddities: Used Panties

There is no place like Japan when it comes to vending machine weirdness.
You can get a whole slew of weird, but common, items like umbrellas, rice, beer, tobacco, eggs, and even porn, on any given street through the land of the rising sun.
However, in some darker and more obscure side streets of Japan, you can find vending machines selling things that even the Japanese find weird and strange. One such vending machine that is found through out Japan is the “Used Panties” vending machine.
The Japanese government has identified the sale of used panties as such a problem they actually outlawed the sale or purchase of used panties anywhere, including vending machines.
A commercial was also made to help deter men from buying used panties by suggesting that the panties might not have even been worn by women at all.

Winnie the Pooh Arrested

What is Winnie the Pooh up to these days? According to Japanese police, it appears that our favorite winsome little bear is committing assault and armed robbery. Unlike most fairy tales, this one does not have a happy ending.
In August Tokyo police arrested Masayuki Ishikawa, a 20 year-old man who attacked and robbed two people because they had the nerve to stare at his Winnie-the-Pooh costume.
At the time of his arrest, he was in the company of two costumed friends; one a panther and the other a mouse. Apparently the threesome had donned the costumes because they ran out of clean clothes.
Police told reporters that “It’s uncommon to see people dressed up like this, so the victims were watching them. Then the perpetrator came up and said, ‘What are you staring at?’”
In true Winnie-the Unpooh-like fashion, Ishikawa and his two cohorts beat up the two unfortunates and stole 160 dollars from them.

BoneTown Blues

The maker of a new adult videogame called BoneTown says it is creating a "new industry"
Console manufacturers Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft refuse to license Adult Only-rated games for development on their systems, leaving the PC as the only viable alternative for companies that want to develop "porn games," but even those endeavors face significant obstacles from retailers, most of whom won't stock AO titles. As a result, the only practical way to market and sell the games is online.
more HERE

Anderson Cooper vs. Michael Phelps

The Ultimate Speed Bump

The local government in ShanXi province, China, decided they had enough of people speeding on their highways.
In an effort to stop speeders once and for all, they built a 100 foot long and 2 foot high winding speed block in the middle of the Jing Zhuang highway.
Unfortunately for the drivers, the speed bump is so narrow that a large number of cars end up scraping against the side even when driving careful. The speed bump has also taken the 2 lane highway down to a single lane, which has resulted in daily traffic jams.

Christmas Trumpet

London Tunnels for Sale

LONDON — For sale: a vast tunnel complex in central London. Former tenants include Britain’s secret service, the famous hot line between America and the Soviet Union during the cold war and 400 tons of government documents. The asking price is $7.4 million.
New York Times report HERE

Happy Birthday Billy Idol

Armless Man Caught Driving with His Feet

Zing Shen, a 42 year-old man with no arms, was recently caught driving with his feet in Beijing.
Zing told police that ever since he lost his arms in an industrial accident several years ago, he had used his feet to steer his vehicle without difficulty. He has no arms from the elbows down.
“He had an automatic so did not need to worry about changing gears and said he had put a lot of practice into learning to control the steering wheel with his legs. He said he was actually even more careful now with driving than he had been before he lost his arms. He was surprised when we arrested him.”
story is HERE

BS on X-Factor last night

Watching/Wanking at Work

Fully one quarter of employees who use the Internet visit porn sites during the workday, according to October figures from Nielsen Online; that's up from 23 percent a year ago. And hits are highest during office hours than at any other time of day.
Newsweek report is HERE

Masturbation Music

10 Pop Songs About Female Masturbation...HERE

Bathroom Beef

Honeys on Hondas

more HERE

Pardon Me?

Some high-profile convicts past and present are among more than 2,000 people asking President George W. Bush to pardon them or commute their prison sentences before he leaves office.
Junk-bond king Michael Milken, media mogul Conrad Black and American-born Taliban soldier John Walker Lindh have applied to the Justice Department seeking official forgiveness.
more HERE

Robin Gibb's Airport Standoff

Robin Gibb of The Bee Gees missed his niece's wedding in Las Vegas on Saturday after failing to cooperate with London airport security.
London's Daily Mirror said Gibb was preparing to board a Virgin Atlantic flight from Gatwick Airport to Las Vegas when a standoff developed after he is reported to have refused to allow a bag to be searched.
His brother, Barry, attended the wedding at a chapel at Wynn Las Vegas, along with other family members.

Pumping Up Pedophilia

Heelarious is an American brand that designs high heels for babies up to the age of six months, which it describes as 'fun, hilarity and glamour.'
We think they (gag) promote a lot more...s'cuse us while we vomit...
more HERE

Pink on Pink

Pink’s new video for “Sober” has made some headlines for featuring steamy lesbian scenes. It turns out that the lesbian scene is question is Pink getting it on with …Pink!
We applaud when fantastic experimental lesbianism is promoted and exploited. That’s a trend that we presume will never end.
pics/video HERE

Ladies Lusting in Locker Rooms

WEW Women's Erotic Wrestling presents "Locker Room Lust", a view of backstage antics.
Some girls grapple each other in the ring and some girls grapple each other on the bed or in the locker room. The result is the pure pleasure of watching scantily clad babe's beating the implants out of each other.
available HERE

Toys R Us Super Savers Shootout

Palm Desert, California -- Most shoppers headed to the Toys R Us in Palm Desert on Friday morning clutching their "door buster" ads and their shopping lists. At least two men walked into the busy store armed with their guns.
Instead of the usual frantic chaos on Black Friday, the year's busiest shopping day, mayhem erupted in the electronics department about 11:30 a.m., leaving two men dead in a gunfight and crowds of shoppers ducking for cover.
Los Angeles Times report HERE

Forget Foreplay

All that time and effort wasted. A study has shown that foreplay adds little to a woman's overall enjoyment of sex.
The main event itself is far more important, the researchers found.
Their findings contradict traditional bedroom etiquette, which dictates that men must take it slow.
more HERE

Related:
6 Foreplay Moves She Hates

Black Friday Bargain Basement Brawls

here's a fight at WalMart over Xboxes...

Gay Porn Star Xmas Video

Reese Rideout, the coverboy for this year's Men Magazine Man-of-The-Year award makes a surreal video while lip-syncing Alvin and The Chipmunks' "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,"

Wal-Mart Stampede Leaves One Dead

NEW YORK, New York — A Wal-Mart worker was killed Friday when "out-of-control" shoppers desperate for bargains broke down the doors at a 5 a.m. sale. Other workers were trampled as they tried to rescue the man, and customers shouted angrily and kept shopping when store officials said they were closing because of the death, police and witnesses said.
story is HERE
video report HERE

...is this a sign that the economy is getting better?

When the Wachowski Brothers were kids...

...never heard of them? go HERE

10 Celebrity Doll Disasters

See the worst ever toys that are supposed to look like stars HERE

Alter Egocentricity

Beyoncé channels her alter ego Sasha Fierce in V magazine...and German GQ

Apparently, Beyoncé's gimmick is working...since her new album “I Am ... Sasha Fierce” (Columbia) has become her third album in a row to open at No. 1 on the Billboard chart...
see HERE

...thing is...she looks constipated in the photos above...a whole different take on 'bootylicious'...

Because EVERYTHING should taste like BACON.

Get yours HERE.

Welcome to Black Friday

click pic to shop

OR look HERE and HERE for a wide selecton of Black Friday Deals from other retailers.

Alone Time

'Twilight' Toker

Our favorite young vampire hottie, Kristen Stewart has been photographed smoking weed...
...we think she's just finding new ways to endear herself to us...
pics HERE

Lesbian Games

There are loads of lesbian gamers out there and that's why lesbiangamers.com was started...

the Sexing of Gordon Ramsay

GORDON Ramsay has apologized to his wife Tana for taking a mistress after admitting his affair with Sarah Symonds, the author of a book for mistresses.
Despite his philandering adventure, Ramsay has been bestowed with the title of Sexiest Chef.

40 TV Theme Songs

39. Sesame Street

the rest are HERE

Leftover Turkey

It's the day after Thanksgiving, but the holiday isn't over yet. Surely you didn't forget about that pile of leftovers in your fridge. You know, the one with all the turkey? And mashed potatoes? And cranberry sauce?
recipes HERE

Economic Soap Opera

The auto-sales slide is hurting even soap-opera star Susan Lucci.
As advertising dries up for soap operas -- particularly from the genre's traditional mainstay, local automotive dealers -- Ms. Lucci, a megastar of the daytime world who has played Erica Kane on "All My Children" since its inception in 1970, is being handed a pay cut.
And she's not the only one...
more HERE

Batman Dies

THE world’s most famous comic book hero has breathed his last Bat breath.
Bruce Wayne – who by night is Batman – gets murdered by a man claiming to be the father he thought was dead.
In a highly controversial new storyline Bruce, who first appeared in 1939, is killed by Simon Hurt – the leader of the shady Black Glove organization.
Simon claims he is really Dr. Thomas Wayne, saying faked his own passing when Bruce was a child.
The superhero dies when he tries to stop his foe escaping by helicopter in the new comic Batman R.I.P.
Writer Grant Morrison said: “This is so much better than death. People have killed characters in the past but to me, that kind of ends the story!
"I like to keep the story twisting and turning. So what I am doing is a fate worse than death. Things that no one would expect to happen to these guys at all.
"This is the end of Bruce Wayne as Batman."
Batman will live on though, with another character filling his Batsuit.
Two likely contenders are Dick Grayson - the original Robin - or current Boy Wonder, Tim Drake.
BBC article HERE

Not Safe For Thanksgiving (NSFT)

The models look good enough to eat...But properly cooked, they taste even better! :-)
enter Muki's Kitchen at your own risk HERE

Cintra Strikes Again!

In this inventive and biting satire, acclaimed novelist and cultural critic Cintra Wilson reimagines America’s Manifest Destiny as helmed by Caligula, the only leader in world history capable of turning our floundering democracy into a fully functioning—and totally fun—tyranny, both here and abroad.
video HERE
book available HERE
official website HERE

Cassie Stuffs It!

John Updike's Lifetime of Bad Sex

It's not quite the Nobel Prize, but John Updike has a new literary accolade: laureate of bad sex.
Updike, who has a long and graphic history of detailing coupling on the page, won a lifetime achievement award Tuesday from judges of Britain's Bad Sex in Fiction Prize, which celebrates crude, tasteless or ridiculous sexual passages in modern literature.
more HERE

The Thanksgiving Song

Vatican can be Sued for Sex

A U.S. appeals court has ruled that the Vatican can be sued for the sex abuse committed by U.S. priests.
The Vatican had tried to block a class action lawsuit alleging that it orchestrated a cover-up of sexual abuse by clergy.
story is HERE

Thanksgiving Dinner with Charlie Chaplin

Book of Bush

First lady Laura Bush confirmed to The Associated Press that she is planning a memoir and has met with publishers.

Happy Thanksgiving 2008

Astronauts Busy Collecting Urine

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida — With just two more days together, the astronauts of the linked space shuttle and space station busily collected as many recycled urine samples as possible from a machine that they coaxed into operation.The device for turning urine into drinking water — a critical part of the space station's new water recycling system
more HERE

MJ just being HIMSELF

Michael Jackson is said to be living on a diet of gravy, painkillers and biscuits.
The cash-strapped/crazy star – who settled a court case against Sheikh Abdulla Al-Khalifa at the weekend – is apparently surviving on the bizarre diet after his spending habits spiralled out of control.
Jackson’s financial woes are said to be a result of him blowing cash on luxuries such as a Ferrari and the entire stock from antiques shops and comic book stores he has visited.
Sources close to the ‘Thriller’ singer say he is a “millionaire who lives like a billionaire”.
However, the 50-year-old’s family lawyer insists the star is in excellent health and is not struggling financially. He said: “Michael is in excellent financial shape. We should all be so
fortunate to have his problems. He lives a pretty simple lifestyle these days. The extravagances are in the past. He is very low-key, but he is happy and doing well.”
more HERE

Creepy Scientology Sword Guy

More information is now being made available about Mario Majorski, the NUT who snapped and stormed the Scientology Celebrity Centre in Hollywood a couple days ago armed with two samurai swords. Of course, the confrontation ended in death when the building's guards shot and killed Majorski, a former Scientologist.
Over recent years, the man demonstrated his lack of mental stability. He swung an ax at an Auto Club employee, was arrested at a Mormon church service for disorderly conduct, threatened to shoot police who attempted to investigate his home, and even picked up a restraining order from the medical facility at which his mother (who has since died) was a patient. And, to top it all off, he made a series of threatening phone calls in 2005 to the Scientology offices in Los Angeles and Oregon. The church described the threats as "ranging from veiled statements that 'something bad' would happen to the church to direct threats of violence."

Black & White Britney

One of the photos from the Britney Spears Rolling Stone December 2008 issue shoot.
more HERE

...apparently, the theme for the photo above was dirty homeless hippy...

Bitch Broke Her Jaw...

A number of media outlets, including MSNBC, Huffington Post and the New York Post, are reporting that Ann Coulter has broken her jaw and had it wired shut.

It's Not Too Late to Learn

The Pirelli Calendar is Here!

If you like nudity or take your tits with an ounce of pretension, you already know about the Pirelli calendar.
This year's edition was photographed by Peter Beard: The shoots were certified Zero Impact, which means the environment wasn't harmed. The models, on the other hand, might have suffered for Beard's art.
If you're not on the list to receive one, you can peruse it online HERE. Think of it as one more thing to be thankful for.

Deutschland Dita

DITA VON TEESE has posed nude for the German edition of Playboy...
The 36-year-old dons an intentionally ill-fitting corset as she lies seductively on a leather sofa with her boobs on full display.
more HERE

Sultry Siren

She may be young, but Kristen Stewart simply exudes sexuality...
And...she's only getting better...
more pics HERE

The Latest Lohan Drama

Inside Edition tries their hand at entrapment...claiming their video proves Lindsay has fallen off the wagon...
judge for yourself HERE

The Gentlemen of Sexy

George Clooney has been crowned People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” two times, first in 1997 and then in 2006.
So when X-Man, Hugh Jackman took this years title, George relied on his sarcastic charm and called to offer his congratulations...sort of...
Jackman said Clooney phoned him at 2am, “I was half asleep and I said to him, ‘Ah, George sweetie, good to hear from you.’ He goes, ‘Shut up, Jackman!’’’ the Aussie actor recounted with a laugh.
more HERE

Excuses, Excuses...

Happy 69th Birthday Tina Turner

Beer or Bust

Gemma Atkinson prepares to swallow a pint at Citi Bar Dublin, Ireland.
more pics HERE

R.I.P.: Brenden Foster

The inspiring 11 year old who's last wish was to feed the homeless succumbed to leukemia...
video transcript HERE

Bunk Banks

In its latest quarterly report, the FDIC said the number of problem banks at the end of September stood at 171, up from 117 in the second quarter.
So far this year, 22 lenders have failed. Washington Mutual's collapse in September was the biggest in U.S. history. Here's the FDIC's list of failed banks since 2000.
lots more info HERE

Related:
U.S. Government announces another $800 Billion in bailout plans