Hermosa Beach Bracing for Britney

While poor Britney Spears remains locked down in a Los Angeles psych ward on a 72 hour 5150 hold, several tabloids are reporting that the dissembling pop star has gone and bought herself a new gigantic house in the unlikely location of Hermosa Beach, California.
blurb HERE
One bystanders observation:
It is a fabulous home with great space, but those poor neighbors. Roads are narrow and rural...can you say paparazzi nightmares?

Star Jones TV Show Cancelled

Star Jones is outta work again...whoooo hoooo!...
TruTV has canceled Star Jones Reynolds' talk show after a six-month run.
more HERE

No word from LucasFilm on her working in the new live action Star Wars TV show currently in development as Jabba the Hut.

Amy Irving: Then and Now

Last time Amy entered our consciousness was when she appeared on a list of most expensive divorces...
don't remember? ...it's HERE

Barry Manilow interview on San Francisco airwaves

Listen to it HERE

"I HATE THE GOOKS"

Remember back in 2000 when John McCain refused to apologize for his use of a racial slur?
THIS may jog your memory

Berkeley Gives Marines the Boot

the story is HERE

Nice Hooters Sophia...

Gerard Depardieu was enthralled and enamored by Sophia Loren's huge boobs at International Film Festival SEMINCI in Valladolid, Castilla Leon, Spain last night where Loren was being honored.
more HERE

Pepsi Super Bowl Commerical

B.S. Hospital Motorcade feat. Bobby Trendy

Bobby Trendy?

Fantasy Air Fare Folly

The 'American Apparel' of low-cost airlines, Ryanair has been told to withdraw an advert showing a young woman in school uniform-style clothes. The "irresponsible" image appeared to link teenage girls with sexually provocative behavior, the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) ruled.

The airline has refused to comply with the ASA's ruling, calling it "censorship".
the story is HERE

Sapphic Subliminal Support for Strike

Maggie Gyllenhaal stars in a suggestive lesbian 'orgy' for a video campaign to support the Writer's Guild Association's strike.
The actress stars in 'Speechless', a short film about three girls who arrive at a hotel room to discover they are dating the same man, "AMPiTePa," (which stands for Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers) who has stood them all up.
After venting their rage at their cheating boyfriend, Gyllenhaal grabs a bottle of wine, sprawls on the bed and says suggestively, "We don't need him. We've got everything we need right here. Girls - do you want to make an interim agreement?"
for more information go HERE
to go directly to the video click HERE

Mac Attack

Portrait of Sinful Sisters

BOSTON, Massachusetts -- A fitness club ad running in Boston magazine that depicts nuns sketching a naked man has triggered protests.
The Catholic League, the Archdiocese of Boston and the Catholic Action League of Massachusetts have all said the controversial Equinox Fitness Club ad is offensive to their communities, stating that the picture: "portrays a callous contempt for the sensibility of Catholics."
The fitness company responded with a written statement saying, "Our ad campaigns are based on personal motivation and fantasy, and throughout history, the body has been considered a form of art."
Boston Herald story HERE

Britney 5150

Last night, Britney's new psychiatrist went to her home and felt she was a danger to herself and others -- partly because of her reckless driving and partly because of her "downhill behavior." As a result, the doctor launched a plan (several days in the making) to have Britney committed to UCLA Medical Center.
Apparently, the police knew it was coming. In fact, the plan was for cops and paramedics to take Britney away the night before, but it was scrapped at the last minute. Last night, it all went down according to plan. Code words were used to minimize craziness in transporting Britney to the hospital. Over the police radio, she was referred to as "The Package."
Doctors at UCLA are now "fully cooperating" with the parents in the treatment of Britney Spears, however, the war probably is not over until a judge signs an order as to who has control. Sam "the leach" Lutfi would like to have thought he was in control.

By the way, the men in white coats are giving props to LAPD's "SMART Unit" which specializes in mental health cases for coordinating the events that went down last night and early this morning.
story HERE

Ticket of Tomorrow?

"It is time for me to step aside so that history can blaze its path," John Edwards said as he ended his presidential candidacy Wednesday.
the story is HERE
swag available HERE

The Phraselator

The Los Angeles Police Department has a new crime-fighting tool. It looks like something Captain Kirk and his crew might have used in Star Trek, but the device was developed by the Pentagon for U.S. soldiers serving in Iraq and Afghanistan.
NPR story and podcast HERE
learn more about the product HERE

GOOD RIDDANCE!

Giuliani Abandons Presidential Race
the story is HERE

Privacy Matters

Amid the controversy brewing in the U.S. Senate over Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) reform, the Bush administration appears to have changed its strategy and is devising a bold new plan that would strip away FISA protections in favor of a system of wholesale government monitoring of every American's Internet activities. Now the National Director of Intelligence is predicting a disastrous cyber-terrorist attack on the U.S. if this scheme isn't instituted.
more HERE

French President Sues Irish Airline

French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his girlfriend Carla Bruni are suing low-cost airline Ryanair after it used a photo of the couple in an ad without their permission, their lawyer said Wednesday.
The advert, which ran in Le Parisien newspaper on Monday, features a photo of the smiling pair in an advertisement for cut-price tickets for "all occasions".
"With Ryanair, all my family can come to my wedding," says a thought bubble coming from Bruni's head.
Beneath the photo, the airline offers 100,000 tickets for February and March for which it says customers only pay taxes and charges.
Sarkozy, 53, has hinted that a wedding with Bruni, 40, is in the future, though the couple has not announced a date. They reportedly began dating in November, about a month after Sarkozy's divorce.
the story is HERE

Duh Britney Update

Britney is being treated daily at her home by a psychiatrist for her bipolar disorder; it is severe. They're attempting to get the meds right and to keep her focused.
She has been seen by several professionals and is getting help; she is in a lot of emotional pain because of how bad the disease is.
Will she be committed?
Will she commit suicide?

Golden Oprah

Sculptor Daniel Edwards is responsible for the Britney Spears giving birth statue and the dead Paris Hilton one. He tackles Oprah for his latest work. He calls it "The Oprah Sarcophagus." He said that he is paying homage to the closest thing America has to a living deity.
more HERE

Orwell's GoogleMaps

Former Queen of Crazy Re-emerges

Actress Sean Young, who built a career in 1980s movies "Blade Runner" and "No Way Out," has checked into an alcohol rehab program following an outburst at the Directors Guild of America awards gala last weekend. Young "voluntarily admitted herself (on Monday) to a rehabilitation center for treatment related to alcoholism. It is understood that Young has struggled against the disease for many years," the actress's publicity agency said in a statement released on Tuesday.
more HERE

MegaMegan

Up and comer Megan Fox looked pretty good in Maxim magazine...see the rest HERE
and...there's more of her HERE

World Naked Bike Race Movie

B.S.: The Intervention

Beginning Monday night, Britney Spears' Family has surrounded her to attempt an 'intervention'...
Look for insider Sam Lutfi to get the SHOVE OUT THE FRICKIN' DOOR by weeks end...

HE saw the great need for her to go shopping for a new Mercedes Benz...
As reported:

A fight was fueled by Lutfi's insistence that Britney speak to her mother Lynne Spears, Lutfi wanting her to visit with a psychologist and Lutfi's refusal to let Ms. Spears see her paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib.
Spears - who won telephone rights to speak to her kids Monday, according to court papers - then got into the car of another photographer named Felipe and drove inside the gates of her Beverly Hills mansion. It was then that her 'pap' boyfriend Ghalib tried unsuccessfully to gain entry into her gated compound.
At 9:07 p.m. Spears' father Jamie arrived at the scene. After sitting outside the gates for a few minutes, he finally went inside. Mother Lynne Spears arrived soon thereafter.
At around 9:30 p.m. Britney left the house and was later seen driving around Los Angeles with Ghalib by her side.
Shortly after 11 p.m. Britney and Adnan returned to the house; father Jamie had left at that point.
At 1:20 a.m. Spears traveled to a nearby Longs Drugs store along with her mother, Lynne and Lutfi.

So, to review: Lutfi "the leach" told Britney she was a NUT and needed mental help; Britney threw a white trash hissy fit and called her "photo scab" Adnan Ghalib to pick her up. Then her birth parents and the police stopped by; Brit fled... A short time later, the Spears family waved sparklers, blended a StarBucks coffee beverage and pulled a burrito by a string to lure Britney back home. THE END

Sundance Closing Night

Neil Young's new film 'CSNY/Déjà Vu' was screened for the closing night at the Sundance Film Festival...
more about the film HERE

Motor or Momma?

Oscar Nominees: The Animated Short Films

See them HERE.

Pam's got Jesus in a bag...

Presidential Moments in History

Public Toilets just became...PUBLIC

Jimmy says Zeppelin will Tour

TOKYO, Japan -- Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page said Monday he was ready to take the iconic band on a world tour after burning up the stage at last month's reunion concert in London. But it probably won't be before September.
story HERE

More Signs of De-evolution

German Tomarni GmbH announces FpsBrain, the supposedly first neural accelerator drug for video gamers.
These pills that are supposed to accelerate neural processes, heighten perception and capacity of reaction. Unlike soft drinks containing caffeine or energy drinks, we're to understand that the capsules do not lead to restlessness or shaky hands but restore constant concentration to the player throughout the game.
...let's see; it heightens perception? AND reaction time? without shaky hands? Hey, this could be useful for another 'sport'...
...seriously, this is like creating performance enhancing drugs for hopscotch...
FYI: still no cure for cancer...

R.I.P. Tommy

Goodbye my loyal little buddy...your untimely death has caused great heartache since you brought so much unconditional joy to my home...I'm so sorry I could not adequately protect you from harm...the short time we spent together will not soon be forgotten...

A Tara Reid Moment

Tara has something to say HERE

Love Me Sexy

Next Christmas I want...

See it HERE

Blonde Bombshell Descended on Persian Gulf

Scarlett Johansson recently returned from the Persian Gulf where she was visiting U.S. troops as part of a USO tour.
more HERE
video HERE

The Musical Styling of Zooey

Actress and singer Zooey Deschanel has teamed up with indie rock stalwart M. Ward for a full-length endeavor. The duo are calling themselves She & Him and their album will be titled Volume 1 to be released March 18th, 2008.
Fans of Deschanel should be familiar with her singing, as she displayed her rich talent in Elf and has long fronted the Los Angeles based cabaret outfit If All The Stars Were Pretty Babies.
listen to sample tracks from the album HERE and/or HERE

T&A Locater/Truckers Delight

NUDAR is "radar" for strip clubs and nudity whose goal is to locate every public place and event across the globe where naked hotties can be found.
GPS for exposed flesh...useful tool for cross-country truckers, tourist and adventurists...

are brothels included?

Roselyn Sanchez para Peta

Ms. Sanchez becomes the first Latina to pose nude for PETA...Gracias
Sexy starlet Roselyn Sanchez investigates crimes on CBS' hit drama Without a Trace, and in real life, she would never commit the biggest fashion crime of all—wearing fur! She shaves and waxes! No fur on her...
English version HERE
...looks like she studied mime too...

Creep Throat

...betcha she can fit a doorknob in there

Homage to Classic SuperVixens

Motorcycle Demolition Derby

Scenes from the 70's: Raquel Welch and Cher

God Bless Joie Chitwood

Feel the Love HERE
Wikipedia

Oh, that's what his job is...

Britney's coy/boy/toy Adnan Ghalib is a spokesman for male enhancement products...
Britney must be so proud...

Little Known Presidential Candidate

Check him out HERE

Britney: The Voicemails

Movie we will NEVER see..

Yeah, it's true...it opens in theaters...yeah...theaters...on February 8th...
previews HERE
IMDB HERE
it was actually screened at Sundance...

Christian Brando Dies

Marlon Brando's oldest son, Christian Brando, died early Saturday morning at Hollywood Presbyterian Medical Center in Los Angeles. He was 49.
Brando had been in the ICU since January 11 due to pneumonia.
the story HERE

A Film by Oliver Stone

Princess of Porn is Top of the Pops

A Swedish hack called Basshunter is currently sitting at #1 (!) on the UK charts with an appalling piece of Euro-trance called Now You’re Gone. The song’s success is mainly driven by a soft-core video featuring a former ‘adult film’ star.
Perhaps the most disturbing part of the whole fiasco is that the song topped the charts in the first place. The music video draws on the talents of Aylar Lie (pictured above), the self-coined Princess Diana Of Porn.

Swing yer Partners

Is Ashely Replacing Vanessa with Miley?

Miley is on a roll...first, her 'innocent' hotel hallway romp with her BFF...then, those cute self-portraits we showed you just yesterday...now, the speculation of lesbian antics with another Disney tart...
more pics of the teenage lovers HERE
Ashley is becoming quite the Sapphic seducer...

Warmonger Wolfowitz to Chair Arms Control Panel

Paul Wolfowitz, an architect of the Iraq war who was forced to resign from the World Bank because of an ethics scandal, will chair a U.S. advisory panel on arms control, the State Department said on Thursday.
Bush Doctrine: Pre-emptive self-destruction. When in doubt, put a corrupt thug in charge of delicate matters to further illegal causes, encourage conflict, and create more alienation.
story is HERE

Doublebarreled Spud Gun & the Bikini Clad Girl

Memo to Billy Ray...

Take away your KIDS DIGITAL CAMERA...before we have a 'High School Musical' or 'Zoey 101' moment...

OR...maybe it's not her...?

Cannabis Machine Hits L.A.

Los Angeles, California - A vending machine for medical marijuana and other prescriptions is making its debut in Los Angeles. Soon the cannabis dispensers will be available throughout California.
See it HERE

One of these Men is NOT Gay