Friday, September 28, 2007
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Phrase of the Day:
Labels: lindsay lohan
Happy Birthday Avril...
Labels: avril lavigne
Mini-Britneys Feud in Vegas
The L.A. Times reports that the original mini-Brit, Terra Jole, no longer works with Jeff Beacher at Beacher's Madhouse, according to her manager. "Anyone who wants to see her perform as Mini-Britney should go see 'Little Legends' at the Harmon Theater in Krave," says "Rocky" Raquel Gilberstein.
Beacher, for his part, says he has a new lil' Brit "that blows [Jole] away, that can sing and dance a thousand times better than her." The world, clearly, can't have enough mini-Brits.
Labels: terra jole
In todays Britney Video - She goes to Lunch! yippee
Nude water polo team players
It's only a matter of time till you see it on Perez Hilton...trust us...
THE PUNCH LINE
...."oh please Oh Please don't hurt me, take my money but please don't hurt me"...
UltraVixen Dance Party
Labels: vanessa hudgens
Little Birdy down under...
Labels: little birdy
More than 10 million votes were cast, with 47 percent favoring the asterisk.
the New York Times article is HERE
Labels: barry bonds
Swedish Boy Bands of the 70's
Raise Awareness? Of Corset Does...
Labels: dita von teese
Cause or Corruption?
The watchdog said the move was taken as the adverts were "socially corrupting".
the BBC article is HERE
In the meantime three celebrated stars from the mainland,
Mainland actress Li Xiaoran,
more pics HERE
Make It So Number One
Labels: condoleezza rice
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Reflection: A PETA Moment
Combat for Dummies
"Aim towards the enemy."
--Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
--U.S. Marine Corps
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
--USAF Ammo Troop
"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
"A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
--Army's magazine of prevention maintenance
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
--U.S. Air Force manual
"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo."
"Tracers work both ways."
--U.S. Army Ordnance
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
"Any ship can be a minesweeper....once."
"Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do."
--Unknown Marine Recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
Billy Connolly's 14 Things I Hate About Everybody
* People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
* When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
* When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do People do this? Who and where are they?
* When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
* People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
* When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?
* When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,Kn*bhead?
* People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
* When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
* People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
* McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.
MILF Members Only
Moms-n. Women who raise and nurture a child/ children.
Club-n. A group of people organized for a common purpose.
The Hot Mom's Club is an organization dedicated to bringing mothers together who refuse to fall into the stereotype of the typical American "mom" category.
the official website is HERE
Tased in the USA
Man finds human leg in smoker
The kicker? (pun absolutely intended)
The previous owners name is Peg...
the story is HERE
Air New Zealand paints the sky pink with its first themed North American flight
The weird thing will be all those shoes out front of reservation housing annually when they throw them all away....oh wait thats CARS....never MIND...
Chavez Shames Chi-Chi's
While breast implants are advertised on TV and banks offer special credit lines for such operations, if girls do get the enlargements they are not expected to become sexually active afterward.
the Reuters article is HERE
168 pages of high-end ass
The oversized album features 168-pages of glossy photographs of nude celebs like Drew Barrymore, Scarlett Johansson, Selma Blair, Stella McCartney, Gisele Bündchen and Marc Jacobs (who also guest edited the edition) shot by fashion photog team Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott. Though the tome isn't scheduled for release until November, the 2,500 numbered copies are pre-orderable on the web now. The flashy masterpiece, priced at $375, is Visionaire's third collaboration with Louis Vuitton which means that even though it's full of nakedness, the book itself comes fully clothed—in a shiny LV monogrammed case, designed especially by Marc Jacobs.
If you don't like the upcoming NUDE issue, they have several other interesting ways for you to spend your disposable income.
See it HERE
Giuliani's campaign had no immediate comment.
According to the invitation, "$9.11 for Rudy" is an "independent, non-denominational grass-roots campaign to raise $10,000 in small increments.
No comment. One would think that the one man who would (should?) insist that 9/11 be kept sacred it would be Rudy Giuliani. But they have no comment? Our comment would be to cut the guy off from any communication and to condemn immediately any use of 9/11 to raise money for a campaign. Giuliani is probably calculating what will give him an advantage. Disgusting.
the BBC article is HERE
Double D Distraction
Ms Simpson, 33, a British tourist, said she had been discriminated against because her breasts were deemed offensive may have a hard time getting legal redress after being told by casino staff to cover up her cleavage because patrons found her low-cut top a distraction.
The Human Rights Commission said Ms Simpson was welcome to make a complaint.
However, physical appearance – including breast size – was not a criterion for discrimination under the Human Rights Act.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
...and then the FORMER President's Pool Boy...
Ya, ok...sure...Ding Dong...
Boob V. Boob
In an interview for the new book “The Evangelical President,” White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolten said Bush has “been urging candidates: ‘Don’t get yourself too locked in where you stand right now. If you end up sitting where I sit, things could change dramatically.’ ”
Bolten said Bush wants enough continuity in his Iraq policy that “even a Democratic president would be in a position to sustain a legitimate presence there.”
“Especially if it’s a Democrat,” the chief of staff told The Examiner in his West Wing office. “He wants to create the conditions where a Democrat not only will have the leeway, but the obligation to see it out.”
To that end, the president has been sending advice, mostly through aides, aimed at preventing an abrupt withdrawal from Iraq in the event of a Democratic victory in November 2008.
“It’s different being a candidate and being the president,” Bush said in an Oval Office interview. “No matter who the president is, no matter what party, when they sit here in the Oval Office and seriously consider the effect of a vacuum being created in the Middle East, particularly one trying to be created by al Qaeda, they will then begin to understand the need to continue to support the young democracy.”
To that end, Bush is institutionalizing controversial anti-terror programs so they can be used by the next president.
"I'll just keep what I'm thinking to MYSELF"...
Get Ready, Cuz Here She Comes!
Labels: lindsay lohan
Say Hello to CAMP FED
Why? He lied to the FBI about hiring disgraced private detective Anthony Pellicano to illegally wiretap film producer Charles Roven.
McTiernan’s other directing credits include The Hunt for Red October and The Thomas Crown Affair.
McTiernan’s legal team said they would immediately seek an appeal.
Labels: john mctiernan
story is HERE
Permits for Prostitutes
the story is HERE
plan a trip to Hungary HERE
Andy Andy Andy
The Comedy Festival (TCF) and Ziddio.com, the user- generated Web site created by Comcast, announced The Andy Kaufman Award will be presented at The Comedy Festival on November 16 at 10 p.m. in the Emperors Showroom inside Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.
The Andy Kaufman Award recognizes comedians who have an original approach and was created to carry on the essence of Kaufman’s unique and zany style as a performer. All performers who would like to be considered should submit a video up to five minutes in length at www.ziddio.com/theandykaufmanaward. Eight finalists will be chosen by a panel that includes TCF, Shapiro/West and The Andy Kaufman Estate.
The finalists will compete in a live performance at TCF, and the winner will be chosen based on their humor and on how closely they reflect the originality, courage and clean performance of the late Andy Kaufman. The Award is open to U.S. performers 18 years of age and older.
My Free Implants...DOT COM
Gratuitous my Ass...
Monday, September 24, 2007
There are no homosexuals in Iran
Labels: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Little White Lie
Atlanta, Ga. 9/24/2007
The Meg White sex tape circulating on the internet is a fake according to The White Stripes publicist who in a statement said, “Some people have a very twisted sense of humor and this prank is in particularly bad taste. The tape circulating on the internet as featuring Meg White is fake. It¹s definitely not Meg.”
Rumors began to swirl about the nature of The White Stripes recent tour cancellations after Meg was said to be suffering from “acute anxiety.” After a sex tape featuring a woman who bore a resemblance to the singer surfaced on the internet White’s condition quickly became seen as a cop out. Despite the resemblance White’s involvement in the tape was categorically denied.
real or fake? vote HERE