CWW on a road trip

The gang at Chucks Weird World took the weekend off and hit the road, we will be back monday and will fill you in on HOW we spent the weekend...We think you will approve of our TIME OFF...

Shoplifting Bird

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.

The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen , Scotland and helpedhimself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.
Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny.

Sex Life of Robots

The forlorn lesbian robot...


other robots fornicating HERE

Phrase of the Day:

Boog Suge: Lindsay Lohan’s nickname for cocaine

Happy Birthday Avril...

Mini-Britneys Feud in Vegas

Maybe the best celeb feud of all is the fighting mini-Britneys in Las Vegas.

The L.A. Times reports that the original mini-Brit, Terra Jole, no longer works with Jeff Beacher at Beacher's Madhouse, according to her manager. "Anyone who wants to see her perform as Mini-Britney should go see 'Little Legends' at the Harmon Theater in Krave," says "Rocky" Raquel Gilberstein.

Beacher, for his part, says he has a new lil' Brit "that blows [Jole] away, that can sing and dance a thousand times better than her." The world, clearly, can't have enough mini-Brits.

In todays Britney Video - She goes to Lunch! yippee

See it HERE...FabYOUUUUUlas...

There is still a WAR going on in the Middle East ...RIGHT?

they really are HUGE aren't they?...

Nude water polo team players

Sooooo GAY...see more HERE.

It's only a matter of time till you see it on Perez Hilton...trust us...

THE PUNCH LINE

"Mahmoud Ahmadinejad -- according to this guy, there are no homosexuals in Iran. I guess that explains the pathetic state of their musical theater." -- David Letterman

...."oh please Oh Please don't hurt me, take my money but please don't hurt me"...

T.I.T.S.

UltraVixen Dance Party

A Very Brady...

Little Birdy down under...

Reasons...

the Perks of Persia

Asterisky Business

The 756th baseball that Barry Bonds knocked out of the park for the all-time record is being branded with an asterisk. That was the result of an online poll opened shortly after Marc Ecko, a hip-hop fashion mogul, bought the ball...
More than 10 million votes were cast, with 47 percent favoring the asterisk.
the New York Times article is HERE

Swedish Boy Bands of the 70's

more HERE

Raise Awareness? Of Corset Does...

Cause or Corruption?

BEIJING, China - On Tuesday, the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television said that adverts featuring suggestive language or scantily-clad women were "detrimental to society"
The watchdog said the move was taken as the adverts were "socially corrupting".
the BBC article is HERE
In the meantime three celebrated stars from the mainland, Taiwan and Hong Kong took off their clothes to shoot a series of photos, to raise public awareness for breast cancer prevention.
Mainland actress Li Xiaoran, Taiwan model and TV host Pace Wu and Hong Kong veteran actress Angie Chiu, had their photos taken for an activity called "Pink Ribbon". The Pink Ribbon is the symbol of support for the women around the world who have breast cancer.
more pics HERE

Make It So Number One

Reflection: A PETA Moment

Lisa Franzetta, clad in a fur coat, drinks from a toilet in New York's Times Square during a People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) protest, March 12, 2004. PETA has made a series of TV ads that show people in fur coats engaging in behaviors that animals may naturally do and the protest was a reenactment of the ads.

Because he is hoping to see ONE in his lifetime...

Radio Shack in the 1980's was sooo cool...

Combat for Dummies

"Aim towards the enemy."
--Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
--U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
--USAF Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
--Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
--Army's magazine of prevention maintenance

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
--U.S. Air Force manual

"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo."
--Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways."
--U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
--Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
--David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
--Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
--Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper....once."
--Anon

"Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do."
--Unknown Marine Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
--Infantry Journal

Billy Connolly's 14 Things I Hate About Everybody

* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

* People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

* When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

* When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do People do this? Who and where are they?

* When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.

* People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

* When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

* When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,Kn*bhead?

* People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

* When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

* People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

* McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.

way too much disposable income...

I'm going to assume the guy in the box is a...

Of course he was arrested...hello

Phil Spector Mistrial - 10-2 deadlock

MILF Members Only

Hot-adj. Arousing intense interest and excitement.
Moms-n. Women who raise and nurture a child/ children.
Club-n. A group of people organized for a common purpose.

The Hot Mom's Club is an organization dedicated to bringing mothers together who refuse to fall into the stereotype of the typical American "mom" category.
the official website is HERE

Tased in the USA

So many styles to choose from HERE

Man finds human leg in smoker

MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction of abandoned items opened it and saw what he thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above the knee.
The kicker? (pun absolutely intended)
The previous owners name is Peg...
the story is HERE

Air New Zealand paints the sky pink with its first themed North American flight

See Press Release HERE.

Dr. Rockso

Native Nike's

See it HERE.

The weird thing will be all those shoes out front of reservation housing annually when they throw them all away....oh wait thats CARS....never MIND...

MY GOD! I think I see tongue...

Why can't they choose one or the OTHER...?

Chavez Shames Chi-Chi's

CARACAS - President Hugo Chavez railed against a new trend in beauty-conscious Venezuela, giving girls breast implants for their 15th birthday during a diatribe against what he says are Western-imposed consumerist icons such as Barbie dolls.
While breast implants are advertised on TV and banks offer special credit lines for such operations, if girls do get the enlargements they are not expected to become sexually active afterward.
the Reuters article is HERE

168 pages of high-end ass

Visionaire's upcoming 52^nd edition Private.

The oversized album features 168-pages of glossy photographs of nude celebs like Drew Barrymore, Scarlett Johansson, Selma Blair, Stella McCartney, Gisele Bündchen and Marc Jacobs (who also guest edited the edition) shot by fashion photog team Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott. Though the tome isn't scheduled for release until November, the 2,500 numbered copies are pre-orderable on the web now. The flashy masterpiece, priced at $375, is Visionaire's third collaboration with Louis Vuitton which means that even though it's full of nakedness, the book itself comes fully clothed­­—in a shiny LV monogrammed case, designed especially by Marc Jacobs.

If you don't like the upcoming NUDE issue, they have several other interesting ways for you to spend your disposable income.

See it HERE

Marc Jacobs 'back-to-front' shoe

One Semester of Spanish - Love Song

$9.11

A supporter of Rudy Giuliani's is throwing a party that aims to raise $9.11 per person for the Republican's presidential campaign.
Giuliani's campaign had no immediate comment.
According to the invitation, "$9.11 for Rudy" is an "independent, non-denominational grass-roots campaign to raise $10,000 in small increments.

No comment. One would think that the one man who would (should?) insist that 9/11 be kept sacred it would be Rudy Giuliani. But they have no comment? Our comment would be to cut the guy off from any communication and to condemn immediately any use of 9/11 to raise money for a campaign. Giuliani is probably calculating what will give him an advantage. Disgusting.
the BBC article is HERE

Double D Distraction

An English tourist was asked to leave a Christchurch, New Zealand casino because of her exposed cleavage.
Ms Simpson, 33, a British tourist, said she had been discriminated against because her breasts were deemed offensive may have a hard time getting legal redress after being told by casino staff to cover up her cleavage because patrons found her low-cut top a distraction.
The Human Rights Commission said Ms Simpson was welcome to make a complaint.
However, physical appearance – including breast size – was not a criterion for discrimination under the Human Rights Act.
more HERE

Play Ball! ...er...I think...

...and then the FORMER President's Pool Boy...

See it HERE

Ya, ok...sure...Ding Dong...

The Colorado City/Hildale, Utah area has the world's highest incidence of fumarase deficiency, an extremely rare genetic condition which causes severe mental retardation. Geneticists attribute this to the prevalence of cousin marriage between descendants of two of the town's founders, Joseph Smith Jessup and John Yeates Barlow; at least half the double community's roughly 8,000 inhabitants are descended from one or both.

Boob V. Boob

President Bush is quietly providing back-channel advice to Hillary Rodham Clinton, urging her to modulate her rhetoric so she can effectively prosecute the war in Iraq if elected president.

In an interview for the new book “The Evangelical President,” White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolten said Bush has “been urging candidates: ‘Don’t get yourself too locked in where you stand right now. If you end up sitting where I sit, things could change dramatically.’ ”

Bolten said Bush wants enough continuity in his Iraq policy that “even a Democratic president would be in a position to sustain a legitimate presence there.”

“Especially if it’s a Democrat,” the chief of staff told The Examiner in his West Wing office. “He wants to create the conditions where a Democrat not only will have the leeway, but the obligation to see it out.”

To that end, the president has been sending advice, mostly through aides, aimed at preventing an abrupt withdrawal from Iraq in the event of a Democratic victory in November 2008.

“It’s different being a candidate and being the president,” Bush said in an Oval Office interview. “No matter who the president is, no matter what party, when they sit here in the Oval Office and seriously consider the effect of a vacuum being created in the Middle East, particularly one trying to be created by al Qaeda, they will then begin to understand the need to continue to support the young democracy.”

To that end, Bush is institutionalizing controversial anti-terror programs so they can be used by the next president.

Love at First Sight

"I'll just keep what I'm thinking to MYSELF"...

Ok...maybe NOT, I think this might be an AD CAMPAIGN for a "CARPENTERS GREATEST HITS" PACKAGE coming out for the HOLIDAY SEASON....I'm JUST SAYIN', doesn't she sorta look like...

Get Ready, Cuz Here She Comes!

LOOK FOR HER TO GET OUT OF UTAH (REHAB) THIS WEEKEND...

Say Hello to CAMP FED

Die Hard director John McTiernan was sentenced by a U.S. district judge to four months in federal prison on Monday.

Why? He lied to the FBI about hiring disgraced private detective Anthony Pellicano to illegally wiretap film producer Charles Roven.

McTiernan’s other directing credits include The Hunt for Red October and The Thomas Crown Affair.

McTiernan’s legal team said they would immediately seek an appeal.

Space Makes the Germ Grow Fonder

Color-enhanced scanning electron micrograph showing Salmonella typhimurium (red) invading cultured human cells. The bacteria have been shown to be three times as virulent in space because of a genetic trigger...
the story is HERE

Amphibian Abnormalities

Nitrogen and phosphorous in the runoff from farming and ranching fuel a cycle that results in a parasitic infection of tadpoles, resulting in loss of legs, extra legs or other deformities, according to researchers.
story is HERE

Permits for Prostitutes

BUDAPEST, Hungary — In an effort to bring prostitutes into the legal economy, officials said Monday that Hungary will allow sex workers to apply for an entrepreneur's permit — a move that could generate government revenues from an industry worth an estimated $1 billion annually.
the story is HERE
plan a trip to Hungary HERE

Andy Andy Andy

The Comedy Festival (TCF) and Ziddio.com, the user- generated Web site created by Comcast, announced The Andy Kaufman Award will be presented at The Comedy Festival on November 16 at 10 p.m. in the Emperors Showroom inside Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.

The Andy Kaufman Award recognizes comedians who have an original approach and was created to carry on the essence of Kaufman’s unique and zany style as a performer. All performers who would like to be considered should submit a video up to five minutes in length at www.ziddio.com/theandykaufmanaward. Eight finalists will be chosen by a panel that includes TCF, Shapiro/West and The Andy Kaufman Estate.

The finalists will compete in a live performance at TCF, and the winner will be chosen based on their humor and on how closely they reflect the originality, courage and clean performance of the late Andy Kaufman. The Award is open to U.S. performers 18 years of age and older.

Finally...an explaination for high school....

Something to VOTE for...

Merv would be so PROUD...

My Free Implants...DOT COM

It seems to be the place to increase your ...COUGH, see it HERE or go HERE and see those who have an ISSUE with it.

Gratuitous my Ass...

The above subway poster is for a career forum at the Technical University of Munich. Headline Translation: Actually, we are a serious career forum!

There are no homosexuals in Iran

Little White Lie

Atlanta, Ga. 9/24/2007

The Meg White sex tape circulating on the internet is a fake according to The White Stripes publicist who in a statement said, “Some people have a very twisted sense of humor and this prank is in particularly bad taste. The tape circulating on the internet as featuring Meg White is fake. It¹s definitely not Meg.”

Rumors began to swirl about the nature of The White Stripes recent tour cancellations after Meg was said to be suffering from “acute anxiety.” After a sex tape featuring a woman who bore a resemblance to the singer surfaced on the internet White’s condition quickly became seen as a cop out. Despite the resemblance White’s involvement in the tape was categorically denied.

real or fake? vote HERE

One Good Idea Leads to Another

Polly Jean Harvey: New Album

WHITE CHALK RELEASED TODAY

PJ Harvey's much anticipated new album, White Chalk, is released today. Being touted as possibly one of Harvey's best albums to-date, White Chalk is available on CD, download and limited edition vinyl.
The UK version of the CD contains an exclusive link to interview and studio footage.

listen/purchase HERE

How did the short guy get up there?

It's National Head Lice Prevention Month

Isn't there ANOTHER RIDE he'd rather be ON?

Disneyland this past weekend....

McLovin - The Interview

Mascot Takedown during KC Chiefs Game

Swedish Game Show Host PUKED Live On Air

And then the hostess PUKED.

Hillary Clinton's Laugh

Hear it HERE.

Playboy turns Britney Down

Hugh Hefner's Playboy magazine has turned down the offer of a nude photo shoot starring pop star Britney Spears, it has been reported.

The National Ledger reported Britney wanted a "seven-figure" deal to strip for the iconic magazine, but Hefner was only willing to part with $US400,000.

Five years ago, at the height of her chart success, Britney was offered $2 million to star in Playboy.

A source told the Ledger that photos of Britney without underwear on taken by paparazzi, and her woeful performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, had lowered her asking price.

"Britney is truly delusional if she thinks anyone is going to pay giant bucks to see her nude," the source said.

"She's already bared too much flesh for free while out partying for that to happen.

"There was a time when Hef might have been willing to pony up, but that time has long passed."

Oodles of Doodles

Americans Rely on TV Cartoons for Accurate Political Commentary

Taser Nation

Fascism...inch by inch

Biting Comedy

High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.
Lead actress Jess Wiexler was awarded the Jury Prize for Drama at the Sundance Film Festival for a "juicy and jaw-dropping performance."

the official website is HERE
lots of movie info HERE

Scientists discover the formula for perfect breasts

There is one type of breast that most approaches perfection, a cosmetic surgeon claims.
The model mammary apparently has a nipple that points slightly skywards, and an upper half just a bit smaller than the bottom half.
Patrick Mallucci spent many hours poring over photos of topless models in lads magazines and tabloid newspapers to formulate his theory.
In his opinion, the celebrity with the best pair is Caprice - and the woman with the worst is Posh Spice.
Mr. Mallucci will prevent his findings at the first international conference on breast enlargement, to be held in London this week.
Mr. Mallucci is one of the founding surgeons of Mybreast.org, which shares best practice on breast enlargement.
story is HERE

Bush: Ego vs. Super-Ego

The OTHER Amish believed differently...

...and on the Sabbath the Pope.....

...is America ready?

Raving Republican

The New Cold War

The reports from the world's diplomats and military planners say there's a new theater of war — at least cold war — where tensions are heating up because the world is.
In the Arctic these days, there are Danish commando dog-sled patrols guarding northern Greenland. While U.S. icebreakers are mapping the seabed, Russian subs are planting their flag on the same seabed.
And the Canadian navy is expanding its Arctic patrols, running new military exercises, ordering six new military patrol ships, while the Canadian government is building up two Arctic military bases.
The thought of big nations finding yet another vested interest in their landscape isn't universally thrilling in Greenland, which has been a strategic military outpost for the U.S. and Denmark since the Cold War. Inuit hunters were displaced when the American military set up camp at the Thule Air Base on the island's northwest shore in the 1950s, and Inuit hunters were the first to be exposed when a B-52 carrying hydrogen bombs crashed near the base in 1968.

TIME story is HERE
ABCNews story is HERE
video is HERE

Third Blue Whale Found Dead Off California Coast

SANTA BARBARA, California - Three dead blue whales have been found floating off the coast of Southern California within the past two weeks, alarming and puzzling marine mammal experts.
the story is HERE

He's Alive! ...Alive!

HAVANA, Cuba — Looking alert in his first video aired in three months, Cuban leader Fidel Castro responded to rumors of his death with a simple answer: "Well, here I am."
Mocking rumors of his death that have circulated in Miami and elsewhere in the U.S., he said "they say 'I was dying' and 'if I die' and 'I will die the day after tomorrow' or something.""Nobody knows the day they are going to die," said Castro; he appeared to be thinking clearly.
the story is HERE
the video is HERE

suckitjesus.com

On Sept. 8, Kathy Griffin accepted an Emmy Award and in her acceptance speech she explained that while other actors might thank Jesus for such an honor, she wouldn't consider it. "Suck it, Jesus," she exuberantly added, waving her statuette in the air.
Outrage from Christian groups predictably followed...which triggered an equal and opposite outcry from intellectual groups pointing out the obvious censorship.
Around that same time, a group of atheist-minded 21st-century college students registered suckitjesus.com as a domain name and, a few days later, put up a petition in support of Kathy Griffin, which now has more than 5,575 signatures (at the time of this posting).
sign the petition or send hate mail HERE

And Now a Moment of Silence for The Master

PARIS — Marcel Marceau, who is credited with single-handedly resurrecting the art form of mime after World War II, died Saturday evening at the age of 84.
obit is HERE
IMDB HERE

Bad Food for Dogs

Some seemingly innocuous foods can be lethal for dogs.
Learn what not to feed your dog HERE

Sponge Bob Square Pants to the Rescue

BOSTON - A Coast Guard rescue crew called upon Sponge Bob Square Pants for help in a tight situation aboard a Gloucester-based vessel sinking near Gloucester Harbor around 7:15 p.m., Saturday.
the story is HERE

Brain Food

Mixed chocolate human mini brains treats with cherries is a set of anatomically correct mini Chocolate Brains. 12 Brains per box.
get them HERE

Marketing to pre-Tweens

Nair Pretty® is a line aimed at 10- to 15-year-olds or, in industry jargon, “first-time hair removers.” The product comes in packages that show illustrations of doe-eyed teenage girls, and for the first time Nair is marketing directly to middle-schoolers.
New York Times article HERE
Nair Pretty® official website HERE

Karen Carpenter: Little Drummer Girl

Survey says...

Americans giving up friends, sex for Web...
Surfing the net has become an obsession for many Americans...one in three giving up friends and sex for the Web.
the Reuters article is HERE

we're doomed...

Happy Birthday : Nick Cave and Joan Jett

Nude Polish Politics

WARSAW - A new Polish women’s political party have launched their campaign for the upcoming October 21 parliamentary election with nude posters of themselves with the logo "The Party of Women. Poland is a Woman" masking their private parts.
the story is HERE

Trying to Stir Up Violence

Neo-Nazi Group Publishes Addresses and Phone Numbers of Jena Six Families...
story is HERE

frankly, these are the hate mongers that should be eliminated.

Alice Ghostley Dies

LOS ANGELES — Alice Ghostley, the Tony Award-winning actress best known on television for playing Esmeralda on "Bewitched", has died. She was 81.
obit HERE
IMDB HERE

Maureen McCormick/Eve Plumb Lesbo Action!

Marcia Brady Had Lesbian Sex With Jan!
Maureen McCormick details her lesbian experiences with Jan (Eve Plumb) in her tell-all book which hits shelves in 2008.
If we knew back then what we know now, this could have possibly helped the Brady girls careers. Thank God for 2007 where naked pictures, cocaine and lesbian scandals actually raise your star-meter instead of lower it.
read all about it HERE
here's an excerpt from a 1973 teen magazine...

wow! hindsight really is 20/20...

Shatner

Lots-o-Libraries

It's not just about books and the Dewey decimal system...
see them HERE

Camping in the Future....or Past...

See it HERE.

Naw ...it can't be...I mean...hummm...

James Woods: "O.J.'s Wife Wanted Affair with Me..."

James Woods says O.J.'s ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson wanted to have an affair with him -- and once invited him to join her and O.J. in "threesome".

Woods recently appeared on CBS's "The Late Late Show" and related how he met the Simpsons several years before Nicole was murdered. He said that the troubled couple once invited him for a "late-night nightcap" in their hotel suite. "It was very odd," said Woods.

A few days after meeting them, claims Woods, Nicole Brown Simpson sent him a letter that said "'Dear Jimmy, O.J. is out of town, maybe you would like to get together.' [I thought], this can't be possible."

Role Models

He gives love a bad name...AGAIN

Richie Sambora has returned to rehab -- this time at the Cirque Lodge in Utah -- the same rehab facility where Lindsay Lohan is currently receiving treatment.

This is the second time this year Sambora's headed to rehab. This past June, after the traumatic break-up of his marriage to Heather Locklear and his split from girlfriend Denise Richards, Sambora spent a week at the UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles.

At the time, he told NBC's Matt Lauer that he decided to go the rehab route because, "I was just drinking too much, and I needed to get my life together."

The 48-year-old Bon Jovi guitarist has a private room at Cirque, reports Star.

13 Topless Mug Shots

See them all HERE...and ponder the QUESTION....WHY?

uhhh Ray?...it's the other end...(I'm so going to hell for this...)

Britney Spears Charged with 2 Misdemeanors

Britney Spears is being charged with two misdemeanor counts following an August 6 hit and run. The accident was captured on tape by paparazzi.

The two misdemeanor counts are hit and run causing property damage, and driving without a valid California license. Each count would carry a maximum of 6 months in jail, or a $1,000 fine.

A hearing is set for October 10 in Van Nuys Superior Court.

See the video of the accident HERE.

The END of a perfect Britney Week...O.J. it's your move...

"...aaaaaa....3rd helpings of CHOCOLATE CAKE? "

"...with lust in his heart..."

Nationwide Ticket Scalping Ring Gets ALL Hanna Montana Concert Tickets for US Tour

the story is HERE

"Hi, what's your name? ...I used to be the leader of the free world...Do you like cigars?"

Fashion Police: HELLO...

Creavivity isn't Dead...

and you can see them perform it LIVE in REVERSE HERE on JimmyK.

Finally: The Definition of INSANE

Man urinates on dying woman declaring the action "YouTube material"

Shouting, "This is YouTube material!" a 27-year-old British man urinated on a dying woman who had collapsed on the street, the BBC and local Hartepool Mail and Northern Echo reported. He also doused her with a bucket of water and covered her with shaving cream.

The woman, 50-year-old Christine Lakinski, died at the scene of pancreatic failure.

In a sad sign of the times, it was all recorded on a mobile phone.

In court, Anthony Anderson said he had smoked a joint and been drinking with two friends when they spotted Lakinski. He faces jail after pleading guilty to "outraging public decency." Sentencing is set for Oct. 22.

"We will await the outcome and just hope he gets what he deserves," Lakinski's brother said after today's court hearing.

You Smell Like....

Ever wonder what fragrance your favorite celebrities wear? Not the ones they sell, but the ones they actually choose to wear?

Nicole Kidman promotes Chanel No. 5 but she’s worn Tea Rose since she was a teenager.

Rachel Weisz appears in ads for Burberry, but she always wears Cristalle by Chanel.

Jacqueline Bisset always wore the classic Arpege by Lanvin. In the movie Day for Night, you can see a bottle of it on her dressing table.

Jacqueline Kennedy, always wore Joy by Jean Patou.

Princess Rainier of Monaco commissioned Fleurissimo by Creed for Grace Kelly for their wedding day.

Many celebrities and historical figures have been known to wear Creed fragrances.

George Clooney is said to wear Green Irish Tweed. Supposedly, Frank Sinatra wore Bois du Portugal. And Julia Roberts wears Spring Flowers. Madonna is partial to Tubereuse Indiana. And Tâbarome was created by Creed for Winston Churchill.

Creed has a private collection of perfumes created for legendary film stars:

Angélique Encens was created for Marlene Dietrich in 1933.

Cuir de Russie was created for Errol Flynn in 1938.

Fleur de Thé Rose Bulgare was created for Ava Gardner in 1948.

Sélection Verte was created for Cary Grant in 1955.

Jasmal was created for Natalie Wood in 1959.

Britney: When will it all END?

See it HERE.

THE PUNCH LINE

"Today O.J. Simpson was charged. Seven felonies. Seven felonies! He said if he knew how much trouble he was going to get into, he would have just murdered the guy." -- Craig Ferguson

Fox: Blatant Censors & Slanderers

Not only did Fox blatantly censor Sally Fields Emmy award acceptance speech; they did it with malice...and proved that they are Bush cronies, biased newscasters and unethical journalists.
Furthermore, they allowed and seem to have a close personal relationship with disgusting, unproffessional right-wing blogger Michelle Malkin who makes personal attacks against Fields...
the story is HERE

Fox is absolutely disgusting...hypocritical a-holes...

Christian Crackpots Advocate Censorship

A Christian theater troupe from Tennessee ran a full page ad in USA Today condemning comedian Kathy Griffin for her Emmy award acceptance speech on Monday. Griffin has also been attacked by the Catholic League, who called her remarks "obscene and blasphemous."

Griffin has remained defiant offering no apology...the story is HERE

...we're beginning to really like Kathy...

UltraVixen Vanessa Update

Seems Vanessa Hudgens lawyers are paying closer attention to what's being posted on the internet these days...or, are getting paid to pay closer attention . As suspected, some of the pics that landed on the web yesterday were indeed fake...some sites were asked to remove them ...
Job well done...Vanessa has the exposure she needs...she's headed for superstardom...

Vixen Vanessa: Round 3

The Vanessa Hudgens scandal continues...a new series of pictures have made their way onto the internet. Vanessa seems to be positioning herself to become an UltraVixen...although some of the pics are questionable, we like to believe they're the 'real deal'...
Judge for yourselves HERE

Attempting to ride Colberts' coattails

Dan Rather sues CBS

Rather’s Lawsuit Says CBS Made Him a ‘Scapegoat’

Dan Rather, whose career at CBS News ground to an inglorious end 15 months ago, filed a lawsuit seeking $70 million in damages against the network, its corporate parent and three of his former superiors.
the New York Times report is HERE

Where is Michael Jackson? (we miss him...)

The Scent of a Woman?

Attention freaks with money to burn, if Viagra just won't do the trick, then Vulva Original vaginal scent is the product for you! Eau de Twat-lette!

While the hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of the ladies love muffin! Chanel No. 69?

According to the makers, you should not swallow Vulva, ingest Vulva or allow Vulva to have contact with your eyes. Hummm, isn't that basically the reason for buying it?

BAD NEWZ KENNEL "DOGS" - FILE AGAINST VICK

Attorneys for the group filed a brief they say is on behalf of the dogs "which were brutally slaughtered by Vick and his cohorts." The brief, which outlines the horrifying abuse the dogs endured while involved in dog fighting, requests that the proceeds of any fines paid by Vick go to provide care and rehabilitation for the canine victims. It also asks that any fines paid by Vick go toward establishing a no-kill shelter or sanctuary to care for abused dogs, and to fund a public awareness program designed to educate the public on the "abhorrent nature of dog fighting."

The dogs also ask that Vick be sentenced to nearly six years in jail.

Meet Joe Francis

See it all HERE.

Naked Alicia Silverstone Ad Banned in Houston

Bowie Donates to Jena 6 Defense Fund

NEW ORLEANS — David Bowie has donated $10,000 to a legal defense fund for six black teens charged in an alleged attack on a white classmate in the tiny central Louisiana town of Jena.

"There is clearly a separate and unequal judicial process going on in the town of Jena," Bowie said Tuesday . "A donation to the Jena Six Legal Defense Fund is my small gesture indicating my belief that a wrongful charge and sentence should be prevented."

...Notice: it's creative artists that display intelligence and integrity...and are courageous enough to attempt to do what is right...we applaud David Bowie in his effort...

the story is HERE

Review: Bob Dylan at the Ryman

See it HERE.
Sounds like it was a night to rememeber...

MISS OSCAR DE LA HOYA

See it all HERE.

THE PUNCH LINE

"A hit has allegedly been taken out on Kevin Federline. The plot was pretty scary: They were going to lure him to Las Vegas, then tell O.J. Kevin had some of his memorabilia.'' -- Jay Leno

Another rational guy from the middle east....(NOT)

Britney Spears may draw her share of player/haters, but one guy puts them all to shame! Meet Muhammed Abdel-Al, senior leader of the Popular Resistance Committees (a Palestinian terror groupie) and the author of the following quote (as reported in Yahoo News):

"If I meet these whores I will have the honor -- I repeat, I will have the honor -- to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their Satanic culture against Islam...If these two prostitutes keep doing what they are doing, we will of course punish them."

I would almost suggest setting this guy up with Sarah Silverman...it's just that, for some reason, I think he might find her faith to be a problem...

The end of the world must be close...

...I can honestly say, and I thought it would NEVER happen "I really DO NOT need to ever see Paris Hilton's boob(s) AGAIN...ENOUGH ALREADY!..."

I'm now officially on the side of her grandfather...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FAMOUS FOR AGAIN?...Has anyone ever seen her in a HILTON HOTEL?

Death Valley GPS

DEATH VALLEY, United States — Death Valley park rangers are turning to electronic gadgetry as they bid to lure a new generation of Americans into the great outdoors.
The awe-inspiring desert landscapes in the vast national park on the California-Nevada borders are now being enhanced by a portable video game-sized device called simply the "GPS Ranger."
Visitors to the park can now rent the tiny computers, unveiled this month, from a kiosk for 19.95 dollars, fix them to the dashboard of their vehicle and set off to explore the 3,000 square-mile park.
story is HERE
park info HERE

Armless Artist Head-Butts Man During Fight With Fatal Results

Check out "THE CIRCUS" HERE.

...and then he put the rattlesnake in his mouth..."

Snake collector Matt Wilkinson of Portland grabbed a 20-inch rattler from the highway near Maupin, and three weeks later, to impress his ex-girlfriend, he stuck the serpent in his mouth.

He was soon near death with a swollen tongue that blocked his throat. Trauma doctors at the Oregon Health and Science University saved his life.

"You can assume alcohol was involved," he said. Actually, not just beer. It was something he called a "mixture of stupid stuff."

Calls from cable network television stations poured in Tuesday, when he still had sore muscles and nerves from the venom.

It happened at a barbecue with friends.

Wilkinson, 23, had downed a six-pack and his ex-girlfriend asked him for a beer. He handed her one, not realizing the snake was also in his hand.

"She said, 'Get that thing out of my face,'" Wilkinson said. "I told her it was a nice snake. 'Nothing can happen. Watch.'"

So he stuck the snake in his mouth.

"It got a hold of my tongue," he said.

He was having breathing problems when his ex-girlfriend drove him to the hospital. "She was the only one sober," Wilkinson said.

En route, they spotted a police car and asked for help.

His next memory, he said, was waking up at the hospital.

Doctors could not get a breathing tube down his throat.

Dr. Richard Mullins cut a hole in Wilkinson's neck to insert the breathing tube. Physicians started giving antivenin, moved him to intensive care and kept him sedated until the swelling went down.

Just another example of GOD pruning the PEOPLE TREE.....

Odd Man Upstages Lawyers at O.J. News Conference

See it HERE.

Execution of Iraqi Government ‘Apostates’

See it HERE.

Britney Britney Britney

See it HERE.

Separated By Race - O.J.'s 2 Judges...

O.J. has left the Building...

...and the STATE after a stop at a bail bonds office...

the Los Angeles Times story is HERE

Dale Jr. Announcement: 2008 Sponsor

Dale Earnhardt Jr. announced today that he will be driving the #88 car sponsored by Mountain Dew, AMP, and National Guard in 2008.

Let the merchandise begin to flow...

You can almost smell the money being printed and feel the STEP-MONSTER losing the CASH as I type.

Phil Spector Jury: "HUNG"

Pegi Young and Special Guest

'O' anything for RATINGS...

Justin Timberlake is on the Oprah Winfrey show today and the talk turns to Britney.

Here’s a little excerpt:

Oprah: What do you think is going on with Britney?

Justin: I don’t know, to be honest with you. I haven’t spoken to her in years. I mean, there’s no ill will—I have nothing but love for her. It’s funny because we dated each other at a time…wow, I haven’t talked about this in a long time. It’s interesting.

Oprah: But you’ve never talked about it to me, so it’s okay.

Justin: Hey, let’s get it in, girl.

Oprah: Let’s get it in.

Justin: We were teenagers, you know?

Oprah: Yes, famous teenagers.

Justin: I think that’s basically the best way to describe what happened to us. I think she’s a great person, and I don’t know her as well as I did …. What I do know about her is she has a huge heart, and she is a great person.

Van Halen Rehearsals Video 9/8/07

VAN HALEN final rehearsal at the LA Forum September 8, 2007

The stage has an S-shaped runway that "snakes out into the audience," with a stage-long video screen mounted behind the performers.











VAN HALEN rehearsal songs:

01. You Really Got Me
02. I'm the One
03. Runnin' With the Devil
04. Romeo Delight
05. Somebody Get Me a Doctor
06. Beautiful Girls
07. Dance the Night Away
08. Atomic Punk
09. Everybody Wants Some
10. So This Is Love?
11. Mean Street
12. Pretty Woman
13. Drum Solo
14. Unchained
15. I'll Wait
16. And the Cradle Will Rock
17. Hot for Teacher
18. Little Dreamer
19. Little Guitars
20. Jamie's Cryin'
21. Ice Cream Man
22. Panama
23. Guitar Solo (incl. "Women in Love" intro, "Cathedral", "Eruption")
24. Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love
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25. 1984
26. Jump

There IS still hope for Britney

Pictured above with Brit is Carlos Camejo, a 33-year-old man from Venezuela who was declared dead after a highway accident, but then miraculously woke up ... during HIS OWN AUTOPSY!!!

If this guy can come back from the grave, Britney can certainly come back from this and this and this and this and this and this and this and ...

We thank TMZ for there assistance in this....

'The Juice' is getting out (125k)

The prosecution just announced that the two sides have agreed to allow Simpson to post $125,000 cash in bail, provided he surrender his passport (but can travel freely in the U.S.) and have no contact with any witnesses, alleged victims or co-defendants in the case.

Marcia Clark (pictured above) is in the courtroom, covering the proceedings for "ET." O.J.'s girlfriend Christine Prody, his sister Mattie and his daughter Arnelle are also in the courtroom.

Say Jeez!

Somehow Kathy Griffin has become a 'banner' illustrating Censorship in America...Freedom of Speech? HA HA! ...Why is it that every athlete or entertainer that praises Jesus is allowed to? ...but...a simple joke invoking Jesus' name is deemed offensive...I find it highly offensive to hear anyone praising the MAN...

...later in the week, the Emmys censored Sally Field who was shaming the 'Bad War' in Iraq...

...We seem to be edging ever closer to Fascism...

Deliverance Deluxe

John Boorman's 1972 masterpiece starring Burt Reynolds, Jon Voight and Ned Beatty has been released on a 'Deluxe' DVD edition.
lots of information HERE
Dueling Banjos...



...Oh...that other infamous scene featuring a scantily clad Ned Beatty is HERE

DUH! ...'The Juice' has NO FRIENDS

The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department has just released the visitor list for O.J. Simpson, and apparently he has no friends! (insert *crickets* here).

According to a press release issued by the cops, the following people have visited 'the Juice' in his cell:

Legal 09/17/07 @ 0840 Scott Holper(atty) Phillip Kohn(Pd) Daren Richards(Pd)
Legal 09/17/07@ 1230 Scott Holper(atty) Liborius Agwara (atty) Malcolm Lavergne(atty)
Social 09/17/07 @2000 Christine Prody, Mattie Baker
Legal 09/18/07 @0830 Scott Holper (atty)
Legal 09/18/07@0940 Gabriel Grasso (atty)
Religious 09/18/07@1450 Robert Greene(religious)
As of 09/18/07 @ 1620 hrs., these are the only visits that he has had.

Christine Prody is 'the Juice's' longtime girlfriend and Mattie Baker is his sister.

Happy 79th Birthday Adam...

BRIT/KFED COURT RULINGS

...“Based on the evidence presented, the Court finds that there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances by Petitioner [Spears].” Ms. Spears will have to undergo testing for controlled substances and alcohol. The testing shall be conducted twice per week on random dates and times, and the results will be forwarded to the Court.

In addition to drug testing, Britney and Kevin Federline - who still maintain 50/50 custody of Tater Tot and Small Fry - will have to both adhere to a long list of court-ordered demands:

· Neither Brit nor K-fed can take Sean and Jayden out of state without the written consent of the other.

· The exes cannot make derogatory statements about each other.

· Both parents must complete the “Parenting Without Conflict” program.

· Each party is restrained from using corporal punishment with the children or allowing anyone else to.

· They are required to engage in joint co-parenting counseling.

· Neither party may consume alcohol or non-prescription controlled substances 12 hours prior to taking custody of the children.

· They must ensure that any prospective childcare professionals hold valid Red Cross infant CPR training.

While the responsibilities for Federline end there, Judge Gordon tacked on an extra list of tasks for Spears. In order to maintain the current shared custody agreement, the pop star must:

· Attend individual counseling at least once a week to address parenting issues.

· Meet with a parenting coach for a minimum of 8 hours a week, in at least two sessions a week. The coach is to observe her parenting skills and her interaction with her sons and provide Federline with a written progress report by October 22.

It's only going to get WEIRDER...

Another Funny Carny Story

Moscow, Idaho - A 22-year-old carnival worker blames two friends having sexual intercourse in the back seat of his car for an accident in which his Chevrolet S-10 Blazer struck a telephone pole.
the story is HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

"If the dress fit/then don't acquit"
- San Francisco Supervisor (& former comedian) Tom Ammiano

...before the arrival of the news that Carol Channing's stolen dress had been found, pinned the blame on O.J. Simpson.

Coke : The Good News and the Bad...

Good News is that a Coke is only a quarter, Bad News?...It's served at 102 degrees...

Anna Nicole back from the dead? ...No, it's former Playboy Bunny Victoria Silvstedt

Vixen Vanessa Visits Tyra

Vanessa Hudgens appeared on what seems to be a pre-recorded segment of the 'Tyra Banks Show' yesterday.
There is no mention of Vanessa's internet indiscretions...and, best of all, when asked about Lindsay Lohan's and Britney Spears' antics, Vanessa responds by saying '...it's stupid...' and '...avoidable...'

Bitchin'

The hard-rockin' California quartet The Donnas have released their seventh full-length album, Bitchin'. But for the first time in their 14 years together, it'll be on their own label. No longer governed by Atlantic Records, they've formed the Purple Feather imprint to mark a new beginning and new freedom.
find it (w/samples) HERE

Sex Pistols reunite for one night

The Sex Pistols are reuniting for a concert to mark the 30th anniversary of their only album, "Never Mind the Bollocks."

All four original members - John Lydon, Steve Jones, Paul Cook and Glen Matlock - will play a one-time concert at London's Brixton Academy on Nov. 8, the band announced Tuesday on the music Web site .http://www.nme.com

The punk pioneers, who once sang there was "No Future," split in 1978 but reformed in 1996 and played together again in 2003. Last year they were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Led by sneering frontman Lydon - then known as Johnny Rotten - the Pistols shocked many Britons with raucous singles including "God Save the Queen,""Anarchy in the U.K." and "Pretty Vacant."

Released in 1977, "Never Mind the Bollocks" is now regarded as one of the most influential albums in rock history. It will be rereleased to mark the anniversary.

Bassist Sid Vicious, who replaced Matlock during the band's period of greatest notoriety and became a punk icon, died of a drug overdose in 1979.

"...and then his ass smashed my brains out..."

Angelina Jolie talks in 'The Mirror'

Angelina Jolie: 'Done every drug...ever'

While she still has a couple of years before she has to explain it to the kids, Angelina Jolie is upfront to everyone else about her copious experience with “The Dope,” reports the UK Mirror. Yet despite her many pre-motherhood experimentations, marijuana is the one thing she can’t handle.

“I’ve done Coke, Heroin, Ecstasy, LSD...everything...” said the 32-year-old movie star mom.

According to the Mirror, Angelina even combined an LSD trip with a trip to Disneyland.

“I started thinking about Mickey Mouse being a short, middle-aged man in a costume who hates life," she told the paper. “Those drugs can be dangerous if you don’t go into it positively — I gave them up long ago.”

Yet despite her fear and loathing in the Magic Kingdom, Angelina said the one drug she hated most of all was cannabis because, according to the Mirror, it made her giggle too much.

Momma Throws Best

University of Florida student Tasered at Kerry forum

Blast? Berate? or Bestow?

The fate of Barry Bonds' record-breaking home-run ball is now in the public's hands after its buyer announced Monday he was taking votes on whether to give the ball to the Hall of Fame, brand it with an asterisk or blast it into space.
Vote HERE

Rome Reborn

Archaeologists have modeled Rome in three dimensions, and users can "fly" through the ancient city's winding streets, broad plazas, forums—even the Coliseum.
check it out HERE ...click on 'Gallery' then 'video'

Fishing in Japan

Spend a Minute with Salma

Rare Rumer Willis Cleavage

O.J. Simpson Mugshot Feature

Penelope and Monica Cruz for Mango

USS BRITNEY is SINKING...FAST

...High-powered divorce attorney, Laura Wasser has dropped her as a client.

...Jeff Kwatinetz of The Firm (her management), has dumped her as a client.

...and it's only Monday...

that's a lot for a Monday morning...

Odds & Sods

What Will Britney Spears Do Next?

She will be arrested for DUI 1:1
She will be dropped by her label 5:2
She will get married in Vegas (again) 5:1
She will OD 7:1
She will be declared an unfit mother 7:1
She will get back together with J. Timberlake 10:1
She will start a career as a hairdresser 20:1
She will join a Christian cult 20:1
She will attempt a sex change 25:1
She will shave her children's heads 30:1
She will star in a blockbuster movie 40:1
She will permanently move out of the country 40:1
She will announce she has AIDS 50:1
She will become a Hare Krishna 50:1
She will request asylum on Hollywood Squares 100:1
She will marry Michael Jackson 150:1

Wanna bet? go HERE

O.J.'s Odds HERE

...but GOD said it's OK!

go HERE now!

Thank you PLAYTEX...

See it HERE.

`Match Game' Panelist Brett Somers Dies

Actress and comedian Brett Somers, who amused game show fans with her quips on the "Match Game" in the 1970s has died of stomach and colon cancer. She was 83.
the story is HERE

LIVING WILL

My friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.

What about AMERICANS DONATING TO AMERICAN ELECTIONS?...hummm

More donors in trouble

Federal authorities August 27 arrested two members of a New York family of political donors, and are seeking a third in India.

A complaint filed in New Jersey Federal Court (.pdf) by an inspector of the U.S. Postal Inspection Services charges the three with mortgage fraud. They're alleged to have bought properties, resold them to fictional buyers at higher prices, and taken out inflated mortgages.

The father, Singh Sabharwal, is a prominent figure in New York's Sikh community, who has contributed to political causes ranging from Chuck Schumer to the National Republican Congressional Committee. A spokesman for New Jersey United States Attorney Chris Christie, John Reinert, said the elder Singh was in India when charges were brought, and has not returned, though he is not formally considered a fugitive.

The two sons are currently being held without bail.

One of the sons, Upinderpal S. Sabharwal, gave the maximum $4,600 contribution to Hillary Clinton on June 30.

Fraud Alert - CALLWAVE

Several people including myself have noticed a $5.95 a month charge on their phone bills recently, it seems that this company CALLWAVE signs people up without their knowledge for some kind of INTERNET VOICEMAIL service.

Facinating calls to (customer service) don't get you much information and discussions with AT&T result in them saying ( "Oh ya, we have gotten alot of complaint's about them")

Check your phone bill under 3rd party billing and see if you are being taken advantage of by a less than reputable company.

I RECIEVED A REFUND AFTER SCREAMING AT THEM....you can too....

132+ Better Business Bureau complaints and the web is full of communication about them taking money for services not rendered.

It appears as though the SEC is involved in litigation as well as consumers....

Peace of Ass

Looney Bin Bid '08

Look whose poking his head up from the raw sewage...Alan Keyes enters the 2008 race for President.
The infamous nutcase says he's running for president to "save" the GOP and strengthen their allegiance to God.
the Washington Post article is HERE

O.J. : The Audio Recording

Hear it HERE
...and instead of a weeks worth of pictures of O.J., as the story continues...I thought we'd remind ourselves (and you) of "The Juice's" past body of work with a photo...visual reminders always seem to jar memories...don't you think?

Not so Sweet

Gambia and Uganda launched campaigns to promote awareness of the dangers associated with cross-generational sex. As the demand for luxury items grows, girls as young as 9 are finding sugar-daddies to help fund their material desires.
the story is HERE (...notice the ad for a 'sugar daddy' dating website)

Online Upper Crust Dating

Thousands of successful men and beautiful women who accept that ambition and a successful lifestyle are traits of attraction.

...we refer to them as shallow conspicuous consumptionites suffering from status anxiety disorder...or rich stuck-up assholes...

find yours HERE

The Emmys censored Sally Field!

Producers of Sunday's Emmy telecast bleeped best drama actress winner Sally Field in the midst of a controversial acceptance speech attacking U.S. involvement in Iraq.

"If mothers ruled the world, there wouldn't be any god -" she said when the sound went dead and the camera suddenly turned away from the stage so viewers would be distracted. Chopped off were the words "god-damned wars in the first place." (The phrase was not censored in the Canadian telecast.)
Backstage, in the press room later, Field told reporters, "I would have liked to have said more four-letter words up there!
"Oh, well. I've been there before!" Field added when asked what she thought of the gagging. "Good. I don't care. I have no comment other than, 'Oh, well.' I said what I wanted to say. I wanted to pay homage to the mothers of the world. And I very, very seriously think that if mothers ruled the world we wouldn't be sending our children off to be slaughtered."
Technically, what Field said on the Emmy telecast is not profane according to the FCC.
the story (w/video) is HERE

Sean John too hot for (N)TV?

You be the judge HERE.

"The Juice" BOOKED...Ordered held without Bail

O.J. Simpson is transferred to the Clark County Detention Center by Las Vegas Metropolitan Police following his arrest on multiple felony counts in Las Vegas on Sunday, Sept. 16, 2007.
the Washington Post article is HERE

...why is he smiling?

O.J.: "...if I only had a brain..."

see the video HERE.

Madonna and some Israeli Dude she's doing...

...is it me, or do their hands look creepy? ...like weird claws...

O.J. Simpson Arrested

LOS ANGELES — Twelve years after being cleared of double murder in a trial that transfixed the world, American football legend O.J. Simpson was behind bars in Las Vegas on Sunday on armed robbery charges.
Simpson has been charged with two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit burglary and burglary with a fiream.
the story is HERE

Cinderella Meets Bill Blass

NAPLES, FL -- The fashion industry is buzzing about a Florida teenager and her Cinderella story.
Last week Paige Allen of Naples Florida walked into New York’s vaunted Olympus Fashion Week a 15-year-old with braces and unfinished homework and left a working model and happenstance savior of the Bill Blass fashion show. She was pulled from the crowd to be in the show after another model got sick.
For two hours, Allen posed and pouted with the best of them.
the story (w/audio) is HERE

'till DEATH...

Skidoo!

Certainly not a great film...but, Gleason on acid and Groucho as God...worth a chuckle...
find the DVD HERE and HERE

Iconic Movie Memorabilia for Sale

DALLAS, Texas — Actor Peter Fonda is auctioning off some of his memorabilia from "Easy Rider," including the American flag taken from the back of the jacket he wore throughout the film.
To an entire generation, Peter Fonda was the epitome of counter-culture "cool." One of the stars of the classic Easy Rider (1969), Fonda, along with co-star Dennis Hopper, rode across the country in search of America, and straight into pop culture immortality.
the auction is HERE

Fear & Paranoia

A Southwest Airlines flight headed to Las Vegas from Tampa made an unscheduled stop in New Orleans after a passenger noticed a white substance in the lavatory that turned out to be dust from toilet paper.

...now everyone feels like an ASS

A Maze (ing) Tribute

A maze in a cornfield in the likeness of the nation's 38th president, the late Gerald R. Ford, is seen Saturday at Gull Meadow Farms near Richland, Mich.
Ford was 93 when he died Dec. 26, 2006 at his home in Rancho Mirage, Calif. He grew up in Grand Rapids, about 42 miles north of Gull Meadow Farms, and represented the area in Congress for years before becoming president in 1974.

The Genius of Keith Rowe

Hear him HERE and read about him HERE.

Interviews:

• A 2001 Interview [Here]
• In Conversation with Richard Pinnell on the Audition Radio Show, Dublin, 01.04.06 [Here]
• A 2007 Interview [Here]

Are you a Hooker?

See it all HERE.

Bonds Ball sells for $752,467********

Barry Bonds' record-breaking 756th home run ball was auctioned Saturday for $752,467, his other BALLS are the size of frickin raisins...get it?..... hahahaha i kill me....drug using *

Scratch Orchestra

Innovation

Brazilian Necktie Salesmen

Weenie eating contest on SPEEDTV

See it HERE.