Friday, September 28, 2007

CWW on a road trip

The gang at Chucks Weird World took the weekend off and hit the road, we will be back monday and will fill you in on HOW we spent the weekend...We think you will approve of our TIME OFF...

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Shoplifting Bird

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.

The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen , Scotland and helpedhimself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.
Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny.

Sex Life of Robots

The forlorn lesbian robot...

other robots fornicating HERE


Phrase of the Day:

Boog Suge: Lindsay Lohan’s nickname for cocaine


Happy Birthday Avril...


Mini-Britneys Feud in Vegas

Maybe the best celeb feud of all is the fighting mini-Britneys in Las Vegas.

The L.A. Times reports that the original mini-Brit, Terra Jole, no longer works with Jeff Beacher at Beacher's Madhouse, according to her manager. "Anyone who wants to see her perform as Mini-Britney should go see 'Little Legends' at the Harmon Theater in Krave," says "Rocky" Raquel Gilberstein.

Beacher, for his part, says he has a new lil' Brit "that blows [Jole] away, that can sing and dance a thousand times better than her." The world, clearly, can't have enough mini-Brits.


In todays Britney Video - She goes to Lunch! yippee

See it HERE...FabYOUUUUUlas...

There is still a WAR going on in the Middle East ...RIGHT?

they really are HUGE aren't they?...


Nude water polo team players

Sooooo GAY...see more HERE.

It's only a matter of time till you see it on Perez us...


"Mahmoud Ahmadinejad -- according to this guy, there are no homosexuals in Iran. I guess that explains the pathetic state of their musical theater." -- David Letterman

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...."oh please Oh Please don't hurt me, take my money but please don't hurt me"...


UltraVixen Dance Party


A Very Brady...

Little Birdy down under...



the Perks of Persia

Asterisky Business

The 756th baseball that Barry Bonds knocked out of the park for the all-time record is being branded with an asterisk. That was the result of an online poll opened shortly after Marc Ecko, a hip-hop fashion mogul, bought the ball...
More than 10 million votes were cast, with 47 percent favoring the asterisk.
the New York Times article is HERE


Swedish Boy Bands of the 70's

more HERE

Raise Awareness? Of Corset Does...


Cause or Corruption?

BEIJING, China - On Tuesday, the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television said that adverts featuring suggestive language or scantily-clad women were "detrimental to society"
The watchdog said the move was taken as the adverts were "socially corrupting".
the BBC article is HERE
In the meantime three celebrated stars from the mainland,
Taiwan and Hong Kong took off their clothes to shoot a series of photos, to raise public awareness for breast cancer prevention.
Mainland actress Li Xiaoran,
Taiwan model and TV host Pace Wu and Hong Kong veteran actress Angie Chiu, had their photos taken for an activity called "Pink Ribbon". The Pink Ribbon is the symbol of support for the women around the world who have breast cancer.
more pics HERE

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Make It So Number One

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Reflection: A PETA Moment

Lisa Franzetta, clad in a fur coat, drinks from a toilet in New York's Times Square during a People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) protest, March 12, 2004. PETA has made a series of TV ads that show people in fur coats engaging in behaviors that animals may naturally do and the protest was a reenactment of the ads.

Because he is hoping to see ONE in his lifetime...

Radio Shack in the 1980's was sooo cool...

Combat for Dummies

"Aim towards the enemy."
--Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
--U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
--USAF Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
--Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
--Army's magazine of prevention maintenance

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
--U.S. Air Force manual

"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo."
--Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways."
--U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
--Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."
--David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
--Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."
--Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper....once."

"Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do."
--Unknown Marine Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
--Infantry Journal

Billy Connolly's 14 Things I Hate About Everybody

* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

* People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

* When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

* When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do People do this? Who and where are they?

* When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.

* People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

* When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

* When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,Kn*bhead?

* People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

* When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

* People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

* McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.

way too much disposable income...

I'm going to assume the guy in the box is a...

Of course he was arrested...hello

Phil Spector Mistrial - 10-2 deadlock

MILF Members Only

Hot-adj. Arousing intense interest and excitement.
Moms-n. Women who raise and nurture a child/ children.
Club-n. A group of people organized for a common purpose.

The Hot Mom's Club is an organization dedicated to bringing mothers together who refuse to fall into the stereotype of the typical American "mom" category.
the official website is HERE

Tased in the USA

So many styles to choose from HERE

Man finds human leg in smoker

MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction of abandoned items opened it and saw what he thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above the knee.
The kicker? (pun absolutely intended)
The previous owners name is Peg...
the story is HERE

Air New Zealand paints the sky pink with its first themed North American flight

See Press Release HERE.

Dr. Rockso

Native Nike's

See it HERE.

The weird thing will be all those shoes out front of reservation housing annually when they throw them all away....oh wait thats CARS....never MIND...

MY GOD! I think I see tongue...

Why can't they choose one or the OTHER...?

Chavez Shames Chi-Chi's

CARACAS - President Hugo Chavez railed against a new trend in beauty-conscious Venezuela, giving girls breast implants for their 15th birthday during a diatribe against what he says are Western-imposed consumerist icons such as Barbie dolls.
While breast implants are advertised on TV and banks offer special credit lines for such operations, if girls do get the enlargements they are not expected to become sexually active afterward.
the Reuters article is HERE

168 pages of high-end ass

Visionaire's upcoming 52nd edition Private.

The oversized album features 168-pages of glossy photographs of nude celebs like Drew Barrymore, Scarlett Johansson, Selma Blair, Stella McCartney, Gisele Bündchen and Marc Jacobs (who also guest edited the edition) shot by fashion photog team Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott. Though the tome isn't scheduled for release until November, the 2,500 numbered copies are pre-orderable on the web now. The flashy masterpiece, priced at $375, is Visionaire's third collaboration with Louis Vuitton which means that even though it's full of nakedness, the book itself comes fully clothed­­—in a shiny LV monogrammed case, designed especially by Marc Jacobs.

If you don't like the upcoming NUDE issue, they have several other interesting ways for you to spend your disposable income.

See it HERE

Marc Jacobs 'back-to-front' shoe

One Semester of Spanish - Love Song


A supporter of Rudy Giuliani's is throwing a party that aims to raise $9.11 per person for the Republican's presidential campaign.
Giuliani's campaign had no immediate comment.
According to the invitation, "$9.11 for Rudy" is an "independent, non-denominational grass-roots campaign to raise $10,000 in small increments.

No comment. One would think that the one man who would (should?) insist that 9/11 be kept sacred it would be Rudy Giuliani. But they have no comment? Our comment would be to cut the guy off from any communication and to condemn immediately any use of 9/11 to raise money for a campaign. Giuliani is probably calculating what will give him an advantage. Disgusting.
the BBC article is HERE

Double D Distraction

An English tourist was asked to leave a Christchurch, New Zealand casino because of her exposed cleavage.
Ms Simpson, 33, a British tourist, said she had been discriminated against because her breasts were deemed offensive may have a hard time getting legal redress after being told by casino staff to cover up her cleavage because patrons found her low-cut top a distraction.
The Human Rights Commission said Ms Simpson was welcome to make a complaint.
However, physical appearance – including breast size – was not a criterion for discrimination under the Human Rights Act.
more HERE

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Play Ball! think...

...and then the FORMER President's Pool Boy...

See it HERE

Ya, ok...sure...Ding Dong...

The Colorado City/Hildale, Utah area has the world's highest incidence of fumarase deficiency, an extremely rare genetic condition which causes severe mental retardation. Geneticists attribute this to the prevalence of cousin marriage between descendants of two of the town's founders, Joseph Smith Jessup and John Yeates Barlow; at least half the double community's roughly 8,000 inhabitants are descended from one or both.

Boob V. Boob

President Bush is quietly providing back-channel advice to Hillary Rodham Clinton, urging her to modulate her rhetoric so she can effectively prosecute the war in Iraq if elected president.

In an interview for the new book “The Evangelical President,” White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolten said Bush has “been urging candidates: ‘Don’t get yourself too locked in where you stand right now. If you end up sitting where I sit, things could change dramatically.’ ”

Bolten said Bush wants enough continuity in his Iraq policy that “even a Democratic president would be in a position to sustain a legitimate presence there.”

“Especially if it’s a Democrat,” the chief of staff told The Examiner in his West Wing office. “He wants to create the conditions where a Democrat not only will have the leeway, but the obligation to see it out.”

To that end, the president has been sending advice, mostly through aides, aimed at preventing an abrupt withdrawal from Iraq in the event of a Democratic victory in November 2008.

“It’s different being a candidate and being the president,” Bush said in an Oval Office interview. “No matter who the president is, no matter what party, when they sit here in the Oval Office and seriously consider the effect of a vacuum being created in the Middle East, particularly one trying to be created by al Qaeda, they will then begin to understand the need to continue to support the young democracy.”

To that end, Bush is institutionalizing controversial anti-terror programs so they can be used by the next president.

Love at First Sight

"I'll just keep what I'm thinking to MYSELF"...

Ok...maybe NOT, I think this might be an AD CAMPAIGN for a "CARPENTERS GREATEST HITS" PACKAGE coming out for the HOLIDAY SEASON....I'm JUST SAYIN', doesn't she sorta look like...

Get Ready, Cuz Here She Comes!



Say Hello to CAMP FED

Die Hard director John McTiernan was sentenced by a U.S. district judge to four months in federal prison on Monday.

Why? He lied to the FBI about hiring disgraced private detective Anthony Pellicano to illegally wiretap film producer Charles Roven.

McTiernan’s other directing credits include The Hunt for Red October and The Thomas Crown Affair.

McTiernan’s legal team said they would immediately seek an appeal.


Space Makes the Germ Grow Fonder

Color-enhanced scanning electron micrograph showing Salmonella typhimurium (red) invading cultured human cells. The bacteria have been shown to be three times as virulent in space because of a genetic trigger...
the story is HERE

Amphibian Abnormalities

Nitrogen and phosphorous in the runoff from farming and ranching fuel a cycle that results in a parasitic infection of tadpoles, resulting in loss of legs, extra legs or other deformities, according to researchers.
story is HERE

Permits for Prostitutes

BUDAPEST, Hungary — In an effort to bring prostitutes into the legal economy, officials said Monday that Hungary will allow sex workers to apply for an entrepreneur's permit — a move that could generate government revenues from an industry worth an estimated $1 billion annually.
the story is HERE
plan a trip to Hungary HERE

Andy Andy Andy

The Comedy Festival (TCF) and, the user- generated Web site created by Comcast, announced The Andy Kaufman Award will be presented at The Comedy Festival on November 16 at 10 p.m. in the Emperors Showroom inside Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.

The Andy Kaufman Award recognizes comedians who have an original approach and was created to carry on the essence of Kaufman’s unique and zany style as a performer. All performers who would like to be considered should submit a video up to five minutes in length at Eight finalists will be chosen by a panel that includes TCF, Shapiro/West and The Andy Kaufman Estate.

The finalists will compete in a live performance at TCF, and the winner will be chosen based on their humor and on how closely they reflect the originality, courage and clean performance of the late Andy Kaufman. The Award is open to U.S. performers 18 years of age and older. explaination for high school....

Something to VOTE for...

Merv would be so PROUD...

My Free Implants...DOT COM

It seems to be the place to increase your ...COUGH, see it HERE or go HERE and see those who have an ISSUE with it.

Gratuitous my Ass...

The above subway poster is for a career forum at the Technical University of Munich. Headline Translation: Actually, we are a serious career forum!

Monday, September 24, 2007

There are no homosexuals in Iran

Little White Lie

Atlanta, Ga. 9/24/2007

The Meg White sex tape circulating on the internet is a fake according to The White Stripes publicist who in a statement said, “Some people have a very twisted sense of humor and this prank is in particularly bad taste. The tape circulating on the internet as featuring Meg White is fake. It¹s definitely not Meg.”

Rumors began to swirl about the nature of The White Stripes recent tour cancellations after Meg was said to be suffering from “acute anxiety.” After a sex tape featuring a woman who bore a resemblance to the singer surfaced on the internet White’s condition quickly became seen as a cop out. Despite the resemblance White’s involvement in the tape was categorically denied.

real or fake? vote HERE

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