Blast from the Not So Distant Past

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Avril: Not Pregnant, Just a "Fat Ass"

Avril's Ugly Clothes On Sale

Avril Lavigne's fashion line for Kohl's, Abbey Dawn, is doing soooooo badly that prices have been slashed dramatically.
if you like butt-ugly clothes go HERE

She should cut a deal with WalMart, that Taylor Swift stuff is flying off the racks...

More Really Bad Lyrics...

Yet another list of 10 songs with stupid lyrics...
...and here's the list:

1. I’m serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer – Rhythm Is A Dancer, SNAP!
2. I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s a sight that I fear the most, I’d rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news – Life, DES’REE
3. Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer? – Shake Ya Tailfeather, NELLY, P. DIDDY & MURPHY LEE
4. He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious? – Sk8er Boi, AVRIL LAVIGNE
5. I love you like a fat kid love cake – 21 Questions, 50 CENT
6. Time is like a clock in my heart – Time (Clock Of The Heart), CULTURE CLUB
7. You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it – Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It, WILL SMITH
8. Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them with mountains – Whenever, Wherever, SHAKIRA
9. She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck – Thong Song, SISQO
10. Only time will tell if we stand the test of time – Why Can’t This Be Love, VAN HALEN

Avril Lavigne's 'Foreplay in the Park'

a loaf of bread, a jug of wine and...
get a room!

more HERE

The Morning Wood

Renee Zellweger just rolls out of bed nowadays - I'm Not Obsessed

Harry Connick Jr. says he's probably gay - Towleroad

Ann Coulter's career is dying a slow death - Mollygood

Avril Lavigne ditches her fans for the Spice Girls - Celebitchy

Pammy and Rick Salomon look thrilled to be together again - SOW

John Stamos has a new chick - ICYDK

Oprah endorses farting - Best Week Ever

Happy Birthday Avril...