Sam introduced to the Denver Boot...and Omelette

While Samantha Ronson has been enjoying the beaches of Miami with her "special friend" Lindsay Lohan, authorities in Los Angeles put the Denver boot on her black Caddy, which she left parked in front of her home. The splattered eggs are a nice touch...did the TMZ guys do it for effect? We may never know...

You know it's a slow news day when we care about this...WE MISS BRITNEY!!