Parenting Tips from...HELL

Lynne Spears has made it "Through the Storm" ...thanks to a little help from the millions of dollars she's received from whoring out her kids. Lynne has put her parenting tips into a book which is due out next week...it goes something like this: "...first my oldest shaved her head and lost custody of her kids to a loser father then my youngest role model got KNOCKED UP by someone without money, see a pattern here?"

The MORON(S) who buy(s) this book should automatically get a visit from Child Protective Services.