Clooney has Britney issues

“I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live within, like 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears. I found out because I came home at 10 o’clock at night and there was all these helicopters over my house with these lights.

“I’m thinking, ‘Someone’s broken out of prison…’ I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film, and I called up my assistant who I thought was in my guesthouse.
“I said, ‘Are you OK?’ She’s like, ‘Yes.’ I said, ‘If there’s someone in the place, say the word Stonehenge,’ and she’s like, ‘What the f**k are you talking about?’”

“So now I have to move.”

– George Clooney on the day Britney Spears was admitted to the hospital.