The Tubes Hit the Beach

Mat Made in Heaven?

Two recent Northwestern University grads have come up with an invention...
For players of the popular drinking game "beer pong" anyway.
A triangular rubber mat that holds plastic beer cups in place while beer pong players try to bounce or throw Ping-Pong balls into them.
more HERE

Rump Roast

Jessica Biel's booty gets all the attention...

We told you about the Biel Butt workout...it seems Jessie's rear end is the focus of her popularity...

InStyle magazine's pre-summer issue included 'Hollywood's Best Bodies' and our favorite big booty starlette was adorned with the 'Shapeliest Rear' distinction...
the caption read:

There's a new tush in town- and it belongs to Jessica Biel.
What's behind her? Well...behind.
Top secret: All you need for a butt-blasting workout is a
rubber exercise band. Biel wraps one around both ankles,
then takes 15 lateral steps (out and back) on each side.
Sounds simple, but it's hard!

...we lost you at 'wraps around both ankles'...

Shrinking Appendages

Polar bears living in the Eastern Greenland are somewhat less well endowed than their cousins in Svalbard and the Canadian Arctic.
this & more HERE

Fair Hiring Practice

F*CKing Fish and we don't mean Abe Vigoda

Testicles and tentacles: Seamen show their derring-do by doing denizens of the deep....

See it HERE.

UP BUTT COCONUT

WOW!

Quote of the Week

“In my silver Viper, I was driving from Miami to Tampa. I got pulled over going 107 [mph] and the guy let me off. He’s like, “Hey, I know who you are, just keep going, ya know.” Dude, I got back on the road and two minutes later I get pulled over going 113 [mph]. Another highway patrol from the same county said, “I just heard on the radio that my buddy pulled you over and let you go. I’ma let you go this time. It’s your second warning. You get pulled over again, you’re probably going to go to jail.” Three minutes later, [I was] doing 123 [mph] in a 50 [mph zone]. The guy is like, “Hey, I just heard you got pulled over twice in the last 10 minutes. I got to write you a ticket.”"

- Nick Hogan tells the August issue of Rides magazine

Michael Vick: Dog Lover

New Britney Music Leaked...

Track One

Track Two

Terrence Howard: Narcissistic Germaphobe

Fashion magazine 'Elle' features an interview with actor Terrence Howard ('Hustle & Flow'); here are a couple of excerpts...the man is obviously flawed...

ELLE: What does your ideal woman look like?
TH: I like women who look like me. Generally, you're ­attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.
ELLE: So…you like a lady with a pencil moustache?
TH: No, but a woman who shares my features.

ELLE: What one item could you find in a woman's house that would prove that you weren't compatible?
TH: Toilet paper—and no baby wipes—in her bathroom.
ELLE: Wait. I don't think I understand.
TH: If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean.

the entire interview is HERE

Robo Quad

Planet Earth, God & Prince

Fans have long trusted Prince on matters of love and sex but how does he fare when it comes to inspiring us about the environment?
The lyrics on the title song of Planet Earth delivers...we're not quite sure exactly what it delivers...you be the judge:

Imagine holding Planet Earth
In the palm of your hand
With no regard for your place of birth
Or claim to any land

50 years from now what will they say about us here?

Did we care for the water and the fragile atmosphere?

Imagine you could rid the Earth
Of anyone you choose
Which ones would you need the most
And which ones would you lose?

Do we want to judge another
Lest we be judged too?
Careful now... The next one might be you

Two-faced

TomKat

Photoshop Contest
In this contest you are asked to perform partial face transplants on politicians and celebrities. The right half of a face has to be from one celebrity and the left half from another.
it's all HERE

The Day In Rock History: Higher Love Hit #1

Put the Rubber to the...oh NEVERMIND...

YOU BE THE JUDGE: Kelly Pickler

Villa Chilli and a little story

Anthony Kiedis' house went up for sale earlier this year, I didn't realize that you could tour the place online. . The rocker's $7M mansion in the Hollywod Hills might surprise you: It's beautifully decorated with art and fancy furnishings, very UNROCK STAR...

Everytime I see something about Mr. Kiedis I suffer flashbacks of a Hollywood MTV party, where MR K ended up in front of me in a line to get something to drink. As we chatted about not liking "these events" a commotion erupted behind us....Chris Farley was wrestling about 10 grade school age kids, Mr K looked at me and I said " if he keeps that up he is gonna kill himself " as Farley, sweating like a rainforest continued playing with the kids to their delight...

Mr K agree'd as we watched children being tossed in multiple directions and Farley roaring as they came back for more....2 weeks later the comic genius was gone....

I'll never forget how much joy was in his face that evening as he played Andre the Giant with those kids...he truely was a gentle giant who left before his time...

In Support of Gay Marriage

Astronut Lisa Nowak free roaming (look out)

Former astronaut Lisa Nowak can remove an electronic monitoring bracelet from her ankle, a circuit court judge ruled Thursday ahead of her trial for allegedly attacking a romantic rival.

Nowak argued it was expensive, bulky and uncomfortable. Judge Marc L. Lubet said that didn't matter, but Nowak had behaved well enough over the past 7 months to earn release.

No word on if she still wears DEPENDS when she drives long distances so she doesn't have to stop....

Audio of Sen. Craig's Statement to Arresting Officer

Hear it HERE.

For some reason , I'm now on Sen. Craig's side....the cop is a MORON...

HOT TIP : gPHONE

According to someone with a tad bit of inside knowledge, Google is developing mobile software around a Linux-based operating system that could be unveiled in some form after this weekend.

Google issued a statement saying it would not comment on rumors. However, in May, Chief Executive Eric Schmidt told a group of reporters having lunch at the company's headquarters that Google was indeed developing all kinds of mobile phone software.

hummmmm...stay tuned...

Timeline of gPHONE RUMORS

bootzwalla.com

Who woulda known....

Find out all the secret codes HERE.

A Beautiful Thing...

‘We Suck!’ Student Suspended for Tricking Rival Fans Into Raising Game Signs...

See it HERE

Hell No! to H2O

Officials at Tarbes-Lourdes airport in southern France said that bottles of 'holy' water from the shrine at Lourdes could present a potential terrorist threat.
the BBC story is HERE

Drunk mom lets 5 year old drive home...

And it wasn't Britney Spears...WOW! that's the shocker of the week...

WHOO WHOO!...it's Holly Schnobrich. The Indiana woman's mind was clear enough to know she was in no state to get behind the wheel of her car, but her judgment was clouded (likely by the painkillers and sleeping pills she had been ingesting) when she made her five-year-old son her designated driver.
According to court documents filed in Tippecanoe County Circuit Court, a Lafayette woman saw a 2002 Mitsubishi come "speeding around the corner and screeched to a stop in front of her home." At the wheel was the toddler and his passengers: his 24-year-old mother and his three-year-old brother. Schnobrich told the woman "He's a good driver," but in a later interview with a sheriff's deputy, the boy said he had a tough time driving because "I can't reach the pedals."
Young Mother Holly, who admitting using Percocet as well as taking (86) YES EIGHTY SIX sleeping pills in the prior two days, was charged with two counts of felony child endangerment and misdemeanor public intoxication. She pleaded guilty just last week to a separate misdemeanor operating under the influence charge and remains in the Tippecanoe County Jail...The child however was just hired to teach drivers training through the local DMV office.

Boobs & Guns...Shoot Em’ Up!

Before you see the movie check out some boobs courtesy of New Line Cinema. Yes...boobs!
New Line Cinema has put up an online game that allows you to Shoot Em’ Up and as you do you get closer to checking out a nice pair of… well, tits.
play the game HERE

Kick Ass Kid

Geography Lessons with a Nincompoop

Did you laugh at her geography gaffe on YouTube? Now, beauty queen Lauren Caitlin Upton challenges you...

take the quiz HERE

This is how it works people...be a semi good looking young girl (being a blonde usually helps), have a decent rack (so perverted old guys and envious women will pay attention), make a complete ass of yourself on national television...that's it! The endorsements will come...non-stop...you WILL be a celebrity...
Oh, ...forgot to mention...Later, the adoring American public will crush you with ridicule and pressure you into suicide...or, if you're lucky, a slight eating disorder...

First at Comic-Con - Now the WORLD...

See more HERE.

Wanna unlock your cellular phone....?

Check out HERE or for Apples product HERE.

Dick Cheney Denies Being Human

BREAKING NEWS: Cheney denies being human

"I am not human," Vice President Dick Cheney said twice during a 10-minute statement today following news that he had refused to comply with subpoenas, created and advocated for the "Unitary Executive Theory", played a key role in setting up illegal spying programs, coordinated a campaign to obstruct the investigation conducted by Patrick Fitzgerald, organized a campaign of retribution against whistleblower Joseph Wilson that included the outing of a covert CIA operative, led efforts to institute the routine use of torture, spearheaded a campaign to manipulate pre-war intelligence, created a secret Energy Task Force which operated in defiance of open-government laws, directed massive no-bid contracts to his company, Halliburton, profiting from the same illegal war he had defrauded the American public to launch, and threatened an aggressive attack on the nation of Iran.

more HERE

24

Baby boy born with twelve tiny fingers, twelve tiny toes...

While one in 2,000 babies is born with an extra finger or toe, it's much rarer to have extra digits on each appendage, said Dr. Robert Marion, director of genetics at the Children's Hospital at Montefiore.
Among African-Americans, one in 200 is born with a sixth finger or toe, he said. The condition - known as polydactyly or hexadactyly - is usually genetic.

the story (w/slideshow) is HERE

One Chromosome too many...

Dead Air

Grateful Dead Channel Live On Sirius 9/7/07

See more HERE.

Homophobic Pundits

The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) today called on Tucker Carlson, NBC News and MSNBC to apologize for remarks made on Tuesday night that appear to condone violent assault.
the story is HERE

the notorious video...

VW and Apple Discuss iCAR Project

See Story HERE.

Brother Ray: in Post-Its

Story HERE.

Only a Matter of Time

Russian Pirate Music Site to Re-open

See it HERE.

What a Croc...

Feist on Television

Feist on David Letterman




Feist on Jimmy Kimmel

Ball park Root Canal

Clinton Donor Under a Cloud in Fraud Case (DUH)

As we reported previously , Norman Hsu, has raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for Democratic candidates since 2003, some of it coming from a single simple home south of San Francisco lived in by other people.

But what was not widely known was that Mr. Hsu, who is in the apparel business in New York, has been considered a fugitive since he failed to show up in a San Mateo County courtroom about 15 years ago to be sentenced for his role in a scheme to defraud investors, according to the California attorney general’s office.

Mr. Hsu had pleaded no contest to one count of grand theft and was facing up to three years in prison.

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton’s campaign said yesterday that it would give to charity $23,000 it had received from a prominent Democratic donor, and review thousands of dollars more that he had raised, after learning that the authorities in California had a warrant for his arrest stemming from a 1991 fraud case. GEE, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT BACK TO MR HSU...hummmmmm...

Building BOOM for The Dark Knight Film

Film crews working in Chicago blew up a building yesterday as part of a scene for the movie "The Dark Knight" - the latest in series of Batman movies. It's set to be released in the summer of 2008. Production has been going on in Chicago for the last few months, with several large stunts taking place, but this one is by far the biggest. That's saying quite a bit - since one of the stunts involved flipping over a semi-trailer! The building was the old Brach's Candy Factory...

Check the sites below for more coverage of The Dark Knight, and much more!

http://www.superherohype.com

http://www.comingsoon.net

http://www.darkhorizons.com

http://batman-on-film.com

http://movies.go.com

http://www.omelete.com.br

http://www.mania.com

http://www.hollywoodchicago.com

http://www.comics2film.com

http://www.superheroflix.com

http://www.latinoreview.com

http://www.tunaflix.com

http://www.cineactual.net

Hipster Olympics

Spilling Oprah...

This writer wasn't supposed to talk about his Oprah appearance. He even refused to sign the release form.

But when The Mighty Ohomo refuses to mention your book on the air -- and you're brought on the show to talk about the same topic your book covers -- what are you supposed to do?

SCREW HER...?

I Believe...

See this fansite for the Brit Brit's COMEBACK

We're Just sayin'...hummm....

See, I'm not GAY ...she has Boobs and stuff....really...

"and the dark glasses have nothing to do with the large amount of SHAME she is feeling right now..."

Bananas in Pajamas..oh and LSD!!!

Publicity Poison

ROSEBURG, Oregon - 80’s glam-rock band Poison apologized for showing a woman’s bare breasts in a video projected behind the band during their performance at the Douglas County Fair.
“I just think it’s wrong,” said entertainment booker Pete Mancloth. “I mean, I’m no queer. Women’s breasts are luscious things but they’re dirty too and should stay put away, in most cases.”
Not all concert-goers thought it was a big deal, however.
“I don’t think it’s a big deal,” said livestock maintenance worker, Bob Nosewater. “If you look around here, there’s nipples all over the place. Sometimes eight at a time.”

Presidential Porn-trait

After the Bush Library reportedly backed out of a portrait they had commissioned from British artist Jonathan Yeo, the 36-year-old artist went forward with one anyway, a collage created from fragments of 100 porn magazines.

the story is HERE

Finnish Happy

Helsinki's "Thai massage" parlours are without exception covers for brothels...
Thai massage parlours began to appear in Helsinki in the early 1990's. There are now dozens of them in the city, and the phenomena has spread around the country.
Prostitution itself is not illegal, however, procurement in public is not allowed, nor is pimping. Police say gaining evidence that the masseuses were under the thumb of madams or pimps is very difficult.
the report is HERE

time to plan a trip to Finland?

Tarantino: 'Cheeseburgers are like naughty sex'

this just in...Tarantino is an idiot!
read other stupid observations HERE

Sean Loves Ted

This image provided by Britain's Department of Health showing a healthy lung, left and a diseased lung, right, is one of the graphic pictures to be place on packs of cigarettes to discourage smokers. Words failed to stamp out smoking, so Britain will require graphic pictures of diseased organs on cigarette packs next year, the government announced Wednesday, Aug. 29, 2007.

The images include a diseased lung, a chest cut open for heart surgery, and a large tumor on a man's neck. In all, Britain chose 15 images from a selection developed by the European Commission.

Britain will be the first member of the European Union to require such warnings, Health Secretary Alan Johnson said. The new warnings will be required on cigarette packs in the second half of 2008, the department said.

IN THE USA in the early 1970's the US Government brought ACTUAL DISEASED LUNGS to schools to show the evils of smoking...and that failed, I'm sure pictures 30 plus years later in England will make the point...NOT

PS: Pot smoking, still against the law... WHATEVER....

CBGB FOUNDER HILLY KRISTAL Dead at 75

Hilly Kristal had no idea what he was unleashing when he welcomed a rash of unknown bands onstage in his dank Bowery dive: Television, the Ramones, Blondie, Talking Heads, the Patti Smith Group.

Kristal, a New Jersey farm boy whose musical tastes ran to tamer fare, had opened CBGB as a haven for country, blues and bluegrass music. Instead, his cramped club became the epicenter of the punk rock movement, setting off a three-chord musical revolution that spread around the world.

As the RAMONES WOULD SAY...

1 2 3 4 ....

see more HERE.

Richard Jewell found dead in home

Worley said an autopsy would be performed by the GBI to determine how Jewell died, but added there was "no suspicion of foul play.

Richard Jewell, the Centennial Olympic Park security guard once suspected — but later cleared — in the bombing of the park during the 1996 Summer Games, was found dead Wednesday in his home in Meriwether County. He was 44.

County coroner Johnny Worley said Jewell's wife discovered him dead in their Woodbury home at about 10:30 a.m., and he was pronounced dead by Worley about 45 minutes later.

"He had been having some pretty serious medical problems," Worley said.

He said Jewell had been diagnosed with diabetes in February and had a couple of toes amputated.

"He had been going downhill ever since," Worley said.

Jewell returned to his job as a deputy with the Meriwether County Sheriff's Office over the summer, "but only for a couple of days," according to Worley.

Jewell was initially lauded as a hero after a bomb went off at the July 27, 1996, Olympic celebration. He called attention to the suspicious knapsack that held a bomb and helped evacuate the area.

But days later he became the FBI's chief suspect, as The AJC and other media outlets reported.

The FBI later cleared Jewell of any wrongdoing. He was never charged with a crime.

Eric Robert Rudolph pleaded guilty to the bombing in 2005 and is serving life in prison for it and other attacks.

After he was cleared, Jewell sued the Journal-Constitution and other media outlets for libel, arguing that their reports defamed him. Several news organizations settled, including NBC and CNN.

The Journal-Constitution did not settle. The newspaper has contended that at the time it published its reports, Jewell was a suspect, so the articles were accurate. The newspaper also has asserted that it was not reckless or malicious in its reports regarding Jewell. Much of Jewell's case was dismissed last year. One claim, based on reports about a 911 call, is pending trial.

After the Olympics, Jewell worked as a law officer in a handful of small Georgia cities, including Luthersville, Senoia and Pendergrass.

A year ago this month, Jewell was commended by Gov. Sonny Perdue at an event marking the 10th anniversary of the bombing.

"The bottom line is this: His actions saved lives that day," said Perdue. "Mr. Jewell, on behalf of Georgia, we want to thank you for keeping Georgians safe and doing your job during the course of those Games."

Jewell, his voice choked with emotion, responded:

"I never sought to be a hero. I have always viewed myself as just one of the many trained professionals who simply did his or her job that tragic night. I wish I could have done more."

3 Videos No Waiting...

Worlds Largest Tomato Fight

Bowling Ball in the Face

Draggin the Thief

Piece of Shit - Trees were killed to make the poster

Details HERE.

Current Events

Hawkish on Iran

is Iran next? read THIS

Keith delivers an opinion...

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has demanded an apology from Swedish newspapers for their scathing reviews of the group's performance in the country earlier this month.

Tabloids Expressen and Aftonbladet gave thumbs down to the Aug. 3 concert at Ullevi stadium in Goteborg, with Expressen suggesting Richards was "superdrunk" on stage.

"This is a first!" the 63-year-old rock star wrote in a letter published by Stockholm daily Dagens Nyheter. "Never before have I risen to the bait of a bad review.

"But this time ... I have to stand up ... for our fans all over Sweden ... to say that you owe them, and us, an apology."

Dagens Nyheter said it received the letter from concert organizer EMA Telstar. Company head Thomas Johansson told The Associated Press that Richards wrote the letter and gave it to him after reading translations of the Swedish reviews.

"There were 56,000 people in Ullevi stadium who bought a ticket to our concert - and experienced a completely different show than the one you 'reviewed,'" the letter said.

"How dare you cheapen the experience for them - and for the hundreds of thousands of other people across Sweden who weren't at Ullevi and have only your 'review' to go on.

"Write the truth. It was a good show."

In his review, Aftonbladet's music writer Markus Larsson gave the concert a score of two on a five-point scale, and said Richards appeared "a bit confused."

"I am not going to apologize for my subjective opinion," Larsson told the paper's Web edition on Wednesday. "It is Keith who should apologize. After all it costs around 1,000 kronor ($145) to see a rock star who can hardly handle the (guitar) riff to 'Brown Sugar' any more."

FOR THE RECORD, having seen THE ROLLING STONES 12 TIMES, I have NEVER SEEN A SHOW THAT SCORED LESS THAN A 14 ON A 10 POINT SCALE....THE PRICE/PERFORMANCE RATIO IS UNMATCHED WITH TODAY'S MUSICAL OPTIONS....THAT MORON PROBABLY IS UPSET ABBA WASN'T THE OPENING ACT...

Leona's dog gets her paws on $12M in will

See the Will HERE.

Rove gets a proper send off...

On West Executive Avenue next to the White House at this moment, Karl Rove's Jaguar is covered with Saran Wrap and emblazoned with an 'I (heart) OBAMA' bumper sticker on the passenger-side windshield. It's the handiwork of loving colleagues who say they will miss his puckish humor in meetings. Rove is in New Orleans with the president. Karl's technical last day is Friday.

'Good Morning America' had video, thanks Ann Compton, who adds this detail: The sedan's windows are plastered with Post-it notes which spell KING KARL. Two stuffed eagles are mounted on the trunk.

Black Rock Arsonist Captured

Workers assess the damage to The Man after an arsonist who climbed up its leg lit the structure on fire on Tuesday morning, Aug. 28, 2007, in the Black Rock Desert in Gerlach, Nevada
Burning Man became Burnt Man four days early on Tuesday, and a San Francisco performance artist was arrested on suspicion of igniting the signature figure of the counterculture festival in the remote Nevada desert.
more HERE

King Tut Not Black Enough

Black activists in Philadelphia held their third demonstration recently to express disapproval of the King Tutanhkamun exhibit at the city’s Franklin Institute. The protesters are primarily angered by the fact that images of King Tut promoting the show and those in the exhibit have been altered to lighten his skin and change his African features to those of an Arab or Caucasian.
story HERE
protest info HERE

Buried with a Donkey...

The Hoochie Mama Report

See it HERE.

Beijing Public Security Bureau hits the cartoon superhighway...

In this image released by the Beijing Public Security Bureau, shown is cartoon figures of 'virtual police'. Police in Beijing said Tuesday they will soon begin patrolling the web using the animated beat cops that pop up on a user's browser and walk, bike or drive across the screen warning them to stay away from illegal Internet content

Appparently, if you watch enough illegal content these cartoon characters will even come to your home and kill you in accordance with chinese laws. I visualize something like a Roadrunner/Coyote sort of situation only with WISHNICK Dolls colored in lead based paint...

Larry Craig Bathroom Re-enactment

See it HERE.

See how the news media missed the story for 90 days HERE.

Bizzare Dating Sites

PETS:

AnimalAttraction.com and DateMyPet.com are geared toward pet-lovers. Users can create profiles that not only describe themselves, but Fido, too. DateMyPet.com, for example, sometimes sponsors pet parties for singles and their four-legged friends. Like lock and key parties, pet parties use a gimmick -- in this case, your Pomeranian or Persian -- as an icebreaker.

Stalking:

AirTroductions.com, singles can post their flight schedule in hopes of finding someone interesting on their flight to share an armrest; bodybuilders spot each other at Cyberworkoutbuddy.com; truckers pair up at 18WheelSingles.com; disabled singles connect at LoveByrd.com; and Ayn Rand fans can find love at TheAtlasphere.com.

Corpse Abuse Alleged After Man Found Near Coffin

A Pennsylvania man allegedly broke into a funeral parlor and tampered with a female corpse before getting caught in the act, police said.Roderick Jones, who police said was convicted of abuse of a corpse in 1999, is facing new charges stemming from the alleged incident on Sixth Street in Monessen last month.Funeral director Johnny Draper said he left the Draper Funeral Home on July 13 to talk to some friends across the street for about 10 minutes.

When Draper noticed a light on in the basement, he went back inside -- and that's when, according to a police affidavit, he found Roderick Jones lying next to the coffin of a woman whom Draper had been preparing for burial.According to the affidavit, one of the deceased woman's legs was up in the air, her stockings had been removed and the plastic covering her body had been torn open.Draper said Jones was lying down near the casket in an attempt to hide, but Draper said he was able to restrain the man until police arrived.

Draper said the funeral home has a top-notch security system in place, and there has never been a break-in before. He also said he believes he made it back into the building before the corpse was abused.According to police, Jones has a history of burglary, criminal trespass and criminal mischief, along with the 1999 conviction in an unrelated case in Charleroi.Jones is being held in the Westmoreland County Prison, charged with abuse of a corpse and burglary, police said.

Mr Chau's Chinese amd Southern BBQ

BLESS HER LITTLE BLACK HEART AND LUNGS...

100-year-old celebrates her birthday by smoking 170,000th cigarette

Daly City CA house CASH COW for ELECTION 2008

One of the biggest sources of political donations to Hillary Rodham Clinton is a tiny, lime-green bungalow that lies under the flight path from San Francisco International Airport.

Six members of the Paw family, each listing the house at 41 Shelbourne Ave. as their residence, have donated a combined $45,000 to the Democratic senator from New York since 2005, for her presidential campaign, her Senate re-election last year and her political action committee. In all, the six Paws have donated a total of $200,000 to Democratic candidates since 2005, election records show.

It isn't obvious how the Paw family is able to afford such political largess. Records show they own a gift shop and live in a 1,280-square-foot house that they recently refinanced for $270,000. William Paw, the 64-year-old head of the household, is a mail carrier with the U.S. Postal Service who earns about $49,000 a year, according to a union representative. Alice Paw, also 64, is a homemaker. The couple's grown children have jobs ranging from account manager at a software company to "attendance liaison" at a local public high school. One is listed on campaign records as an executive at a mutual fund.

The Paw's Daly City home at 41 Shelbourne Ave in Daly City California is a one-story house in a working-class suburb of San Francisco. On a recent day, a coiled garden hose rested next to a dilapidated garden with a half-dozen dried out plants. The din of traffic from a nearby freeway was occasionally drowned out by jumbo jets departing San Francisco International Airport.

William and Alice Paw are of Chinese descent. The entire family got their Social Security cards in California in 1982, according to state records. All but one of the Paws registered to vote as "nonpartisan." A San Mateo County elections official said that members of the Paw family vote "sporadically."

The Paws' political donations closely track donations made by Norman Hsu, a wealthy New York businessman in the apparel industry who once listed the Paw home as his address, according to public records. Mr. Hsu is one of the top fund-raisers for Mrs. Clinton's presidential campaign. He has hosted or co-hosted some of her most prominent money-raising events....hummmmmm

A Little Heavy on the ASS...

Cappuccino Coast

WILD weather whipped the sea into what resembled a giant cappuccino at Yamba, on the North Coast of New South Wales, Australia; about 400 miles from Sydney.
Foam swallowed an entire beach and half the nearby buildings, including the local lifeguards' centre, in a freak display of nature. One minute a group of teenage surfers were waiting to catch a wave, the next they were swallowed up in a giant bubble bath. The foam was so light that they could puff it out of their hands and watch it float away.
Fishermen planning to drop a line said it was the first time in 30 years they had seen the beach covered in foam.
more HERE

Dumber than...

Nick Hogan's Driving Record

See it HERE, looks rather consistant...hummm

Gay Couple: Wentworth Miller & Luke McFarlane

Common with Lily Allen

See it HERE.

Perez Shows Dick...Andy that is...

Seem's that Andy couldn't find a restroom....in Columbus, Ohio this past weekend...tick tick tick...only a matter of time between him and our favoritve Baby Shambles front man...

WOW! that's a huge....

Ripley’s Acquires ‘One Of Biggest Penises In The World,' Officials Say

Fossilized Walrus Penis Sells For $9,600 at Beverly Hills Auction

CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Believe it or not, a 12,000-year-old, 4 1/2-foot fossilized walrus penis was purchased at auction Sunday by Ripley Entertainment Inc., an auction official said.
The company, which owns 63 'Ripley’s Believe It or Not' museums in 11 countries, including one on Hollywood Boulevard, bought the walrus member for $9,600, including fees, said Josh Chait of I.M. Chait Auctions & Gallery.
Although it is believed to be the biggest ever found, the Walrus member sold for less than the $12,000 to $16,000 it was expected to go for.
“I’m glad the penis went to Ripley, so everybody will have an opportunity to see it. It is definitely interesting,” Chait said. “It’s one of the biggest penises in the world as far as I know.”
It was discovered in the frozen tundra of Siberia and dates back 12,000 years to the Pleistocene Period. The mammal’s manhood is mummified, with a layer of perfectly preserved skin intact, according to Chait.
A 22-foot mounted skeleton of an aquatic dinosaur called a Mososaurus, from the Cretaceous period of Morocco and more than 65 million years ago, fetched the highest bid of $90,000, from a private collector, Chait said.
In all, the nearly 200 lots of natural history items garnered a total of about $500,000, he said.
The walrus penis wasn’t the only piece of “prehistoric pornography” on the auction block. Bidders also vied for a pair of mating 40 million-year-old insects from the Baltic region of Russia. The two love bugs are forever trapped in the heat of the moment in amber.
Other items at the auction in Beverly Hills included a long curvy Mammoth tusk from the Pleistocene period and a 1.94 gram piece of the moon, along with other meteorites, dinosauria, archeological artifacts and gems and minerals.

Republican Senator Airport Restroom Scandal

Click here for details on Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig's arrest and guilty plea.

Senator Larry Craig on the issues:

* Voted YES on constitutional ban of same-sex marriage. (Jun 2006)
* Voted NO on adding sexual orientation to definition of hate crimes. (Jun 2002)
* Voted NO on expanding hate crimes to include sexual orientation. (Jun 2000)
* Voted YES on prohibiting same-sex marriage. (Sep 1996)
* Voted NO on prohibiting job discrimination by sexual orientation. (Sep 1996)

Remembering Stevie Ray Vaughn

Stevie launched an impressive career that continued to soar until his untimely death in a helicopter crash after a two-day concert (August 25-26, 1990) at the Alpine Valley Music Theatre in East Troy, Wisconsin, that included Eric Clapton, Buddy Guy, Robert Cray, Jimmie Vaughan and Stevie. The show ended with Clapton calling them on stage for a rendition of “Sweet Home Chicago. Shortly after midnight, on August 27, 1990 the helicopter Stevie rode toward Chicago crashed into a mountainside.

Later, Buddy Guy would say about their last gig, "It was one of the most incredible sets I ever heard Stevie play. I had goose bumps."

tribute article HERE

Bad Cop....well...Bad Cop

Best Summer Concert Tour 2007: The Beastie Boys

Deplorable Journalism

ABHORRENT, ATROCIOUS, AWFUL, BASE, BEASTLY, CONTEMPTIBLE, DESPICABLE, DETESTABLE, DISGUSTING, EXECRABLE, FOUL, GRIM, HATEFUL, HEINOUS, HELLISH, HORRIBLE, LOATHSOME, LOUSY, NASTY, NAUSEATING, OBNOXIOUS, ODIOUS, OFFENSIVE, REPELLENT, REPREHENSIBLE, REPUGNANT, REPULSIVE, REVOLTING, ROTTEN, SLEAZEBALL, STINKING, TERRIBLE, VERY BAD, VILE, WRETCHED

THIS IS CNN...

Monkey Marauders

Women in the village of Nachu, Kenya say that monkeys are sexually harassing them, grabbing their breasts and making sexually explicit gestures.
Nachu's women have tried wearing their husbands' clothes in an attempt to trick the monkeys into thinking they are men - but this has failed, they say.
"When we come to chase the monkeys away, we are dressed in trousers and hats, so that we look like men," residents say. "But the monkeys can tell the difference and they don't run away from us and point at our breasts. They just ignore us and continue to steal the crops."

the BBC story is HERE

I'm a Roadrunner, Baby

Crazy Clown

Species designations for Wile E. Coyote:

• Famishus vulgarus
• Eatius slobbius
• Hardheadipus oedipus
• Carnivorous slobbius
• Evereadii eatibus
• Apetitius giganticus
• Hungrii flea-bagius
• Overconfidentii vulgaris
• Caninus nervous rex
• Grotesques appetitus
• Nemesis ridiculii

Downsizing Jenna

Jenna Jameson has removed the trademark breast implants that helped make her famous in efforts to broaden her career opportunities in mainstream Hollywood.
Jameson’s surgery took her chest from an augmented 34D back down to her natural size of 34C.
the story is HERE

Another Rat-Fink Mother-F***er Resigns

Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales has resigned from his post, ending a controversial cabinet tenure that included clashes with Congress over the firing of nine U.S. attorneys and the scope of efforts to spy on U.S. citizens, NOT TO MENTION, BLATANT LYING UNDER OATH, CRONYISM, AND UNABASHED STUPIDITY according to an administration official...
the Washington Post article is HERE

Hulk Hogan's son seriously injured in car wreck

See video HERE.

A high-speed car accident in Florida has left the teenage son of wrestling star Hulk Hogan seriously injured and a companion in critical condition late Sunday, police said.

Nick Bollea, 17, was the driver of a Toyota Supra that went out of control while driving at a "high rate of speed" about 7:30 p.m. Sunday, said Wayne Shelor, a spokesman for the Clearwater police in Clearwater, Florida.
The car "inexplicably left the roadway," jumped across a raised median and slammed into a palm tree just east of downtown, Shelor said.

"It destroyed the car," he said.

Firefighters had to extract Bollea and his passenger, whose identity was not immediately released, from the wreckage. Both were flown to a hospital in nearby St. Petersburg, Florida, Shelor said.
"They're both down there. Nick's father is down there," he said.
Hulk Hogan, one of the top professional wrestlers of the 1980s and 1990s, is now featured in the VH1 reality show "Hogan Knows Best." His son, wife Linda and daughter Brooke regularly appear on the show.
One episode documented the son's interest in a type of high-speed car racing known as "drifting."
Shelor said there was no evidence of drag racing or "drifting" in Sunday's wreck.
Police said Bollea -- known to viewers as "Nick Hogan" -- was not as seriously hurt as his passenger, who was listed as critical.
Shelor said the wreck forced police to shut down mile-long Court Street, the main east-west road through central Clearwater, as they investigated the accident.

"I will have this road closed for a minimum of four hours," he said. "It was a spectacular wreck."

OWEN WILSON SUICIDE ATTEMPT

Actor Owen Wilson was hospitalized after attempting suicide, sources tell the NATIONAL ENQUIRER and Star magazine exclusively.
Wilson was transported to St. John’s hospital in Santa Monica , Calif. on Sunday, August 26, by ambulance. Sources tell the ENQUIRER and Star that he sliced his left wrists and took an indeterminate amount of pills.
He was discovered by a family member who summoned help.
Police and an ambulance responded to a 911 call from Owen’s house around noon on Sunday.

His wrist was sutured and bandaged at the hospital.
The ENQUIRER and Star broke the story of Owen’s hospitalization earlier Sunday and revealed that he was being transferred from St. John’s after being stabilized. The publications learned that he was going to be detoxed.
Owen was brought in to St. John’s in very serious condition. Police were on the scene immediately as was a criminal defense attorney, believed to be working for Wilson. Some of Owen’s family was with him.
Wilson was stabilized at St. John’s.

More on this story as it develops…

Hispaniola Hoax

The UFOs spotted in Haiti and Dominican Republic weren't real...
Very disappointing...
see the videos HERE

Burning Man Couture

San Francisco Chronicle article HERE
Nevada Museum of Art exhibit info HERE

Invocation of Death

Rev. Wiley Drake, pastor of the First Southern Baptist Church of Buena Park (Orange County) urged his supporters to use Psalm 109 to focus prayers directed at the "enemies of God" - in essence he asked his followers to pray for the deaths of two leaders of Americans United for Separation of Church and State.
the story is HERE
the transcript HERE
AUSCS response HERE

Plastiscines - Cute, French & Punk

more HERE and HERE

Kitty Say What?

Hey, Mikey!

Left: You're a man whose daughter has been missing for two months. You've been called in by the police to identify the body of a young murder victim. The sheet is pulled back … and the victim isn't your daughter.

Center: You're a boy at a freakish carnival, watching a pierced performer munch live cockroaches.

Right: You're a 14-year-old girl who's just opened her 18-year-old sister's bedroom door to find her having sex with her boyfriend.

Marital Bliss

Singer Amy Winehouse has defended her husband after the couple were involved in a violent exchange which left them both bloodied and bruised.

Amy denied Blake was the cause of the argument, 24 hours earlier after which the 23-year-old singer, who has spent most of the summer in and out of rehab for crack and heroin addiction, was seen with bandages covering her arm, blood-spattered shoes and a gashed knee.
the story is HERE

T.I.T.S.

T.I.T.S. (Two In The Shirt) is a new company featuring a lot of tees using super models as their main focus...
website HERE

Bush Administration panderer outed

THE PUNCH LINE

"The Texas Rangers beat the Baltimore Orioles 30 to 3. And today, the crooked NBA ref said, 'Hey, don't look at me.'" -- David Letterman

Naked Guy & Exotic Cat on Melrose...Wholly Siegfried & Roy

See it all HERE.

Personally, the MR. WOODCOCK ad behind the cops is funnier....

Dwarf's Penis Gets Stuck In Vacuum During Performance At Edinburgh Fringe Festival

A performance at the Edinburgh fringe festival, the Circus of Horrors, certainly lived up to its name when one of the unlucky performers had to be rushed to the hospital after his penis got stuck in a vacuum cleaner during his on-stage routine.

Daniel Blackner, aka "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf," had to be hospitalized after his one-man act went terribly awry, resulting in his penis getting stuck inside a Hoover vacuum, much to Blackner's - and the crowd's - horror.

While the act was supposed to feature Blackner appearing on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his genitalia through a special hose, technical difficulties prevented the performance to go as planned. Moments before Blackner was slated to appear on stage, the special attachment broke, forcing the performer to do some last minute improvising.

Unfortunately, the extra-strong glue Blackner used to fix the attachment did not have long enough to dry, causing a most uncomfortable situation for all involved. Blackner's penis got stuck in the device, forcing the mortified performer to be rushed off stage and to the hospital.

"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner told AFP. "I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

Finnish YMCA Cover

It's the Voice, stupid

Burnt Weenie

A Russian woman was arrested after she set her ex-husband's penis on fire, while he was sitting naked, drinking Vodka and watching TV.
The attack was apparently the climax of three years of enforced co-habitation in Moscow.
The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat. This is not uncommon in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the injured man told reporters. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

It is not clear if the man will make a full recovery...

THE PUNCH LINE

"What's a nice girl like you doing in ... wait, where am I?" -- From David Letterman's Top Ten Senior Citizen Pick-Up Lines

Nick Lachey: Whats wrong with this photo?

Look Straight Ahead, Ladies!

Where's Britney? ...only a matter of time 'till we have a foursome

My Free Implants.....DOT COM

See it ALL HERE.

Something Fishy?

"Fish Spas" are becoming fashionable in many hot spring resorts, and are attracting more and more customers curious about this peculiar treatment.
When in the 'spa', the fish feed on the dead cells of the human body; since they only consume such cells, they leave the healthy skin of the human body to grow. The whole process is reportedly pain free except for a 'pleasant tingling' on the skin.
For now, most of these spas are in China, Japan, Korea and Turkey, but since Americans will do anything to look better, we sense we’ll be seeing them in the states soon.

Welcome Back

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Enemy Combatants

Pillars of Society

Funny Names

Unlock IPHONE and screw AT&T

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THE PUNCH LINE

"There is a tri-state area dog food recall. The tainted dog food will be rounded up and fed to Michael Vick." -- David Letterman

Kong is King

The collection of arcade-dwelling video game lovers assembled for "The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters" is as impressive as it is geeky. Most of the principal characters look like they haven't seen daylight since "Pac-Man Fever" was on the charts. The new documentary is released today.
one review HERE
official website HERE

Ted Nugent holds his Own Debate (Gonzo Style)

Rare Baby Giant Squid

A Florida fisherman found the remains of a rare baby giant squid that is nearly 7 feet long.
He found the creature floating off Marathon in the Florida Keys nearly two weeks ago.The squid is now at the Mote Marine Laboratory in Sarasota, Fla. Scientists think it was 6 months old.About 15 giant squids have been found off the Florida or Bahamian coasts, but never any babies like this one, scientists said.
Eventually, the creature will be put on display.Most giant squids have been discovered off the coast of New Zealand, and one has never been seen alive.The animals live between 2,400 and 3,000 feet below the ocean's surface and can get as long as 60 feet.

Which Witch is Which?

SALEM, Mass. --Two witches have been accused of tossing a raccoon head and entrails on the doorsteps of two businesses as part of what a witness called an internal Wiccan community feud.
the Boston Globe story is HERE

More Hollywood Justice

Nicole Richie Serves 82 Minutes in Jail!
Under a federal court mandate to manage jail overcrowding, arrestees sentenced to 30 days or less for a nonviolent offense are usually released within 12 hours, the sheriff's department said in a statement.
the story is HERE

Wife-Spanking 101

What if your wife won't behave? Uber-conservative Christian patriarchs everywhere now have a solution! Give her a good spanking. For how to incorporate this into your marriage, see the "Christian Domestic Discipline" site.
This is billed as completely consensual, with it made clear that "the husband has authority to spank the wife. The wife does not have authority to spank her husband." The site was created by wife-spankers who were sick of stumbling upon porn when they searched for other like-minded folks online.

ACLU's new ad campaign

Sapphic Mud-slinging Down Under

The biggest girl in show business, the unstoppable Val Uptuous, is ready to rip the lid off a busload of small children, guzzle them whole, then step out on stage to host some mad-cap fun.

Connections Nightclub in Northbridge, Australia promises 'babes' hitting the ground and bouncing about, on what will prove to be a regular night of frivolity. Get ready to get wet!

...had to include a pic of Val...
Val's website is HERE

Will Durst's off-Broadway Show Extended

tickets available HERE

Rings Around Uranus

Hubble Camera Snags Rare View of Uranus...
NASA has more HERE

Remembering The US Festival

What a great time it was, see it HERE.

Add Water...makes it's own Sauce

WTF ??????

Lohan gets 1 day in Jail.

Lindsay Lohan reached a plea deal Thursday on misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges that calls for her to spend one day in jail, serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug treatment program.
She was also placed on 36 months probation, is required to complete an 18-month alcohol education program, pay hundreds of dollars in fines and must complete a three-day county coroner program in which she'll visit a morgue and talk to victims of drunken drivers.
"It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs," Lohan said in a statement released by publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik.
She said she did things she was ashamed of. "I broke the law and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case."

Video To Brighten Your Day

Beach BJ

Girl/Girl lapdance

Girl with a gun

Amazing Presidential Facts

She Rides Like A Girl!

Evel Selling out...

See every kids dream auction in 1974 HERE.

Jade Jagger: Nudist

Jade Jagger has become quite the nudist.
She decided to leave the swimwear behind while visiting her local beach. With only suntan lotion to cover her skin, the daughter of Rolling Stone Mick Jagger and former model Bianca, spent the afternoon in the buff as she topped up her tan at Cala Pluma beach near her home in Ibiza.
The 35-year-old jewellery designer obviously isn’t a fan of ‘white bits’ - as she’s been photographed nude by the sea twice before.

Arabs surf Israeli porn sites

Owners of Israeli sex sites report high percentage of entries from Jordan, Egypt and Saudi Arabia. The hit: Clips starring female soldiers and Mossad women.
Some websites even go as far as offering services in Arabic.
the story is HERE

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww......

As the World Turns' Makes History with Locked Lips

History was made when Van Hansis (Luke Snyder) and Jake Silbermann (Noah Mayer) engaged in a five-second kiss last Friday on the soap As the World Turns. This marked the first kiss between men on daytime television, following the kiss between Eden Riegel and Olga Sosnovska on All My Children four years ago.
After weeks of physical tension between openly gay Luke and Noah, who is dating Maddie Coleman (Alexandra Chando) on the show and has been distracted with family pressures, the two men finally gave in to temptation. In the scene, Noah moved in for a kiss while Luke was helping him tighten his necktie. Luke drew back briefly and then continued kissing in a passionate embrace.

WHATEVER....

This just in...

GAY MEN KISSING ON CASTRO ST. IN SAN FRANCISCO CALIFORNIA EVERYDAY!
SEVERAL TIMES A DAY!

...DUH..!!!!!

Senior Citizens Get Down

Where is Toni Basil?

For those of you who might not know the name Toni Basil, she’s the woman who sang ‘Mickey’ …as in “Oh Mickey! You're So Fine...You're So Fine You Blow My Mind…Oh Mickey!” So what’s she up to now? She’s choreographing Bette Midler's Las Vegas show and, believe it or not, she’s 63 years old and she looks hot!!!

Fox News Rules...

CSI London

I think they're sleeping together...

Angry Man in Bathrobe Flashes News Reporter

U.S. on Democracy: Iraq: YES, Taiwan: NO!

United States Navy Admiral Mike Mullen: "My president has made it pretty clear that we're not supportive of Taiwan's independence, and any unilateral move in that direction on the part of Taiwan won't be supported by the United States..."
the story is HERE

Bush Administration breaking law for the upteenth time

The Bush administration has violated a 2004 congressional deadline for presenting the latest scientific research about global warming to lawmakers and the public and must submit its report by next spring, a federal judge ruled Tuesday.
A 1990 federal law requires the government to produce a scientific report every four years on climate change and its effects on the environment, including land, water, air, plant and animal life, and human health.
"This administration has denied and suppressed the science of global warming at every turn," an attorney with the Center for Biological Diversity said.
the San Francisco Chronicle article is HERE

Etch A Sketch Anyone?

Michael Vick Fan Club Meeting

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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NBA Star thinks Dogfighting is a SPORT...

See it HERE

Jimmy Justice catches another one...

The Annual Stiletto Run

Deer Jumps Motorcycle

Work Boots Rule

Fred Thompson Called Out

Fred Thompson has been "testing the waters" for weeks, operating officially as a non-candidate but seeming very candidate-like indeed. Trips to New Hampshire. Speeches. Even a howdy at the Iowa State Fair. Now it may have caught up to him.
"He has been presenting himself as a candidate for President, he has been raising large sums of money beyond what would be required to explore a possible candidacy..."
According to a financial report filed with the Internal Revenue Service late last month, Thompson had raised nearly $3.5 million and had spent $625,000. Thompson must raise money within federal contribution limits and report it to the FEC once he becomes an official candidate.
the Washington Post article is HERE

Reading is Fundamental, But ...

Poll results released this week say that one in four US adults did not read a single book in the last year...

Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette Boating Safety Tips

BTO w/ a Keith Moon Introduction

Sheila E and Ringo Starr Sound Check

Cate Blanchett as Bob Dylan

Rolling Stones " Shine a Light" Trailer

Keith & Ronnie: Lawbreakers

The Rolling Stones flouted England's new smoking ban when two band members lit up on stage at London's O2 arena.
Guitarists Keith Richards and Ronnie Wood both smoked cigarettes during the first of the band's three gigs at the former Millennium Dome.
the story is HERE

Sound Familiar?

Red Bull Overdose

A MAN whose heart stopped after he consumed eight Red Bull energy drinks in five hours has called for an overhaul of the product's warning labels.
He drank the Red Bull while competing in a motocross event on the state's Mid North Coast.
His heart stopped and he needed defibrillation from ambulance officers.
the story is HERE

Jury Pool Tainted in Vick Case

CBS Was Warned on "Kid Nation"

See it HERE.

Dannii's Dirty Deeds

Kylie Minogue’s younger and way bustier sister Dannii was caught in a London club by security cameras when she was getting a lapdance from a sexy stripper.

Eyewitness Reports:
"Relishing simulated sex romps with dancer Jupiter..."
"Snogging with her passionately..."
"Thrusting her face into her boobs..."
"Fondling the performer’s curves..."
more story HERE
more pics HERE

Beyonces' Boobies

The Bootylicious singer's shirt flew up as she was dancing at a concert in Toronto - and she was not wearing anything underneath.
Clearly embarrassed, Beyonce moved backwards and pulled down her flowing shirt, holding on to it as she completed her dance routine.
Fans captured the scene on mobile phone cameras.
Last month, footage of Knowles taking a tumble at a gig in Florida was uploaded on video-sharing sites despite pleas from the singer for fans to keep the incident private.

the video is HERE

Elvis' gun recovered from a pile of s**t

MEMPHIS, Tenn. - A handgun stolen from an exhibit during last week's commemoration of the 30th anniversary of Elvis Presley's death has been recovered.
Surveillance video (below) shows a man reaching into a display case at Graceland and removing a black, 9 mm Smith & Wesson pistol.
During routine cleaning of portable toilets behind the exhibit hall the gun was found in the muck.
more HERE

Buzz Aldrin and Wife Fight

See it HERE.

WOW! ...What a GREAT Idea

Lets get that nightmare federbabies momma to show up at our new nightclub...hey anyone have a really old photo of her we can put in the ad for the club...?

NOTE TO SELF: Stay away from the LUXOR on August 31....

Kelly Clarkson only wishes her album was this High on the charts...

SC Prisons director Defends Pink Plan

South Carolina's prisons director on Tuesday defended a policy of punishing inmates who perform sex acts by dressing them in pink, despite a lawsuit claiming the rule subjects prisoners to ridicule.
State Corrections Department John Ozmint said the two-year-old punishment deters inmates and protects female officers. His agency has asked a federal judge to dismiss the lawsuit. "We don't believe the United States Constitution protects an inmate's right to publicly gratify himself," Ozmint said. "We're hopeful federal courts won't look into our Constitution and create such a right."

See more HERE.

The Brainwashing of America

Classic Cure

Disclaimer: Song is based on the existenialist novel 'The Stranger' by Albert Camus.

Compound Fracture

TOKYO - Lose a game of chess to a computer, and you could bruise your ego. Lose an arm-wrestling match to a Japanese arcade machine, and you could break your arm.
"Arm Spirit" (shown). Distributor Atlus Co. said Tuesday, Aug. 21, 2007, it would remove all 150 "Arm Spirit" arm wrestling game machines from Japanese arcades after three players broke their arms grappling with the machine's mechanized appendage.
"The machine isn't that strong, much less so than a muscular man. Even women should be able to beat it." said an Atlus spokeswoman.

Washing After Sex May Raise H.I.V. Risk

Read it HERE

Bullfighting Rules...

Midget Bullfighting

Bronx basement lab of horrors

Read more HERE

If condoms had sponsors...

The Airport looks different today....

Johnny Cash Show on DVD in September

On September 18, CMV/Columbia/Legacy will release The Best of the Johnny Cash TV Show, a 2xDVD compiling 66 live performances from the 58 episodes of Johnny Cash's 1969-1971 "The Johnny Cash Show".
Kris Kristofferson hosts the DVD, which features performances from Bob Dylan, Stevie Wonder, Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, Ray Charles, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Louis Armstrong, Loretta Lynn, Neil Diamond, Jerry Lee Lewis, George Jones, Derek and the Dominoes, Roy Orbison, the Carter Family (inluding June Carter Cash), and Johnny Cash himself, among many others.
The set also features new interviews with John Carter Cash, Tennessee Three bassist Marshall Grant, Hank Williams, Jr., musical arranger Bill Walker, and hairstylist Penny Lane.
There will also be a single-disc CD version of the compilation available on the same day as the DVD.

The Best of the Johnny Cash TV Show (DVD):

01 Johnny Cash: "Ring of Fire"
02 Bob Dylan: "I Threw It All Away"
03 Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan: "Girl From the North Country"
04 Kris Kristofferson: "Loving Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Again)"
05 Louis Armstrong and Johnny Cash: "Blue Yodel #9"
06 Stevie Wonder: "Heaven Help Us All"
07 Creedence Clearwater Revival: "Bad Moon Rising"
08 Linda Ronstadt and Johnny Cash: "I Will Never Marry"
09 George Jones: Medley: "White Lightning" (with Johnny Cash) / "She Thinks I Still Care" / "The Love Bug" / "The Race Is On"
10 Johnny Cash: "Hey Porter"
11 Waylon Jennings: "Only Daddy That'll Walk the Line"
12 Waylon Jennings and Johnny Cash: "The Singing Star's Queen"
13 Waylon Jennings: "Brown Eyed Handsome Man"
14 Tammy Wynette: "Stand by Your Man"
15 Marty Robbins: Medley: "Big Iron" / "Running Gun" / "El Paso"
16 Johnny Cash: "Ride This Train"
17 Johnny Cash: "As Long as the Grass Shall Grow"
18 Johnny Cash: "Man in Black"
19 James Taylor: "Sweet Baby James"
20 Pete Seeger and Johnny Cash: "Cripple Creek"
21 Pete Seeger and Johnny Cash: "Worried Man Blues"
22 Johnny Cash: "Sunday Morning Coming Down"
23 Johnny Cash: "Old Time Religion"
24 Johnny Cash, the Carter Family, the Statler Brothers, Carl Perkins, and the Tennessee Three: "Daddy Sang Bass"
25 Mother Maybelle and the Carter Sisters: "Wildwood Flower"
26 Neil Young: "The Needle and the Damage Done"
27 Johnny Cash: "Tennessee Flat Top Box"
28 Joni Mitchell and Johnny Cash: "Long Black Veil"
29 Johnny Cash and the Tennessee Three with Carl Perkins: "Big River"
30 Johnny Cash: "I Walk the Line"
31 June Carter Cash: "A Good Man"
32 Derek and the Dominoes: "It's Too Late"
33 Derek and the Dominoes With Johnny Cash and Carl Perkins: "Matchbox"
34 Charley Pride: "Able Bodied Man"
35 Bill Monroe and His Bluegrass Boys: "Blue Moon of Kentucky"
36 Loretta Lynn: "I Know How"
37 Jerry Lee Lewis: "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On"
38 Johnny Cash: "Ride This Train (America the Beautiful, This Land Is Your Land)"
39 The Everly Brothers With Ike Everly and Tommy Cash: "Silver Haired Daddy of Mine"
40 Ray Charles: "Ring of Fire"
41 Johnny Cash: "A Boy Named Sue"
42 Conway Twitty: "Hello Darlin'"
43 Mother Maybelle Carter: "Black Mountain Rag"
44 Tony Joe White and Johnny Cash: "Pork Salad Annie"
45 Glenn Campbell: "Wichita Lineman"
46 Neil Diamond: "Cracklin' Rosie"
47 Ray Price: "For the Good Times"
48 Roy Orbison: "Crying"
49 Roy Orbison and Johnny Cash: "Oh, Pretty Woman"
50 Johnny Cash: "Wanted Man"
51 Chet Atkins and Johnny Cash: "Recuerdo De La Alhambra"
52 Chet Atkins: Medley: "Country Gentleman" / "Mister Sandman" / "Wildwood Flower" / "Freight Train"
53 June Carter Cash With Homer and Jethro: "Baby It's Cold Outside"
54 Merle Haggard: "No Hard Time Blues"
55 Merle Haggard and Johnny Cash: "Sing Me Back Home"
56 Carl Perkins: "Blue Suede Shoes"
57 Johnny Cash, the Carter Family, the Statler Brothers, and Carl Perkins: "The Old Account Was Settled Long Ago"
58 Roy Clark: Medley: "In the Summertime" / "12th Street Rag"
59 The Statler Brothers: "Flowers on the Wall"
60 Johnny Cash: "Working Man Blues"
61 Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash: "Jackson"
62 Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash: "Turn Around"
63 Johnny Cash: "I Love You Because"
64 Hank Williams Jr.: Medley: "You Win Again" / "Cold Cold Heart" / "I Can't Help It If I'm Still in Love With You" / "Half As Much"
65 Johnny Cash: "A Wonderful Time up There"
66 Johnny Cash: "Folsom Prison Blues"

U.S. Poverty

Wait! Let's feed Africa first...AND/OR continue spending oodles of money on WAR...AND/OR continue importing faulty products from China...outsourcing workforces in the name of capitalism...teach our children how to be excellent consumers...let insurance companies and 'for profit' health care 'THRIVE'...allow our infrastructure to decay...create more bureaucracy...build more prisons...create a police state...brainwash the 'common folk'
too much? Wake Up!
more info HERE

Iconic Album-Cover Kids

See them all HERE.

Method acting?

Method Man has reached a plea deal with New York City prosecutors after being caught with 28 grams of marijuana in his car on May 17. He had been charged with unlawful possession of marijuana, criminal possession of marijuana, operating a motor vehicle under the influence and driving an un-inspected motor vehicle. The Wu-Tang Clan member and How High star will be forced to join New York’s Choices and Consequence program as part of his community service, and, get this, must make an unspecified number of rap songs for kids warning against the dangers of drugs!

M.I.A. today!

M.I.A. is hailed as one of the most freshly creative artists to hit the scene, paving the way for fierce and adventurous females to break the mold. With KALA, she pulls even more globe-trekking, and genre bending into her musical mix.
Recorded in India, Trinidad, Australia, London, New York and Baltimore, M.I.A. has crafted an international sound that is as excitingly undefineable as it is infectious.
The first single from KALA, "Boyz" was just listed at #1 Rolling Stone's Hot List, and #1 song of the Month in Blender magazine!
sample tracks HERE
purchase HERE

Alan Light Flickr Site

The best pictures EVER.

The Night we all stayed home for CABLE...

The follow-up to the phenomenon that was "High School Musical" drew an estimated 17.2 million viewers on Friday night, a figure Disney Channel boasts makes it the most-watched basic cable telecast ever. That's an eight percent bump from the Sept. 23, 2006 "Monday Night Football" telecast, which gave ESPN the previous record.

Smurfs coming for Christmas 2007

More info HERE.

The Music Continues...

Newsweek has a big piece on bluegrass legend Bill Monroe.

Pop Culture List: Fictional Mayors

Mayor McCheese is Number 4.

See them all HERE

Van Halen Moment...

Spinner has posted an exclusive Eddie Vedder song from his Into the Wild soundtrack.

Cold Virus may cause BIG ASS....

A common virus that causes colds can be a factor in obesity, according to a study released Monday offering further evidence that a weight problem may be contagious.

The adenovirus-36 (Ad 36) has already been implicated as the cause of weight gain in animals, but with this study researchers showed for the first time that it can also cause humans to pile on the pounds.

The findings could accelerate the development of a vaccine or an antiviral medication to help fight the battle of the bulge alongside diet and exercise.

A zillion years of study before reality will set in....STOP EATING "THE PIE"

Games Without Frontiers

Phone Sex in an Elevator

Kid Bush

German Pole Dancing Instruction

BREAKING: Vick in Doghouse