Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Publicity Poison

ROSEBURG, Oregon - 80’s glam-rock band Poison apologized for showing a woman’s bare breasts in a video projected behind the band during their performance at the Douglas County Fair.
“I just think it’s wrong,” said entertainment booker Pete Mancloth. “I mean, I’m no queer. Women’s breasts are luscious things but they’re dirty too and should stay put away, in most cases.”
Not all concert-goers thought it was a big deal, however.
“I don’t think it’s a big deal,” said livestock maintenance worker, Bob Nosewater. “If you look around here, there’s nipples all over the place. Sometimes eight at a time.”

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