Geography Lessons with a Nincompoop

Did you laugh at her geography gaffe on YouTube? Now, beauty queen Lauren Caitlin Upton challenges you...

take the quiz HERE

This is how it works people...be a semi good looking young girl (being a blonde usually helps), have a decent rack (so perverted old guys and envious women will pay attention), make a complete ass of yourself on national television...that's it! The endorsements will come...non-stop...you WILL be a celebrity...
Oh, ...forgot to mention...Later, the adoring American public will crush you with ridicule and pressure you into suicide...or, if you're lucky, a slight eating disorder...