Don't sweat the small stuff...

Mini-Me (Vern Troyer) is about to file a lawsuit against his sex tape co-star, Ranae Shirder, for allegedly beating his ass and causing him emotional distress.
Troyer's lawyer told TMZ that Ranae once picked a lock on his door, pushed away a scooter that was blocking it, and then threw Vernski to the floor. The lawyer went on to say, "When you pick up a 2'8" human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts."

Remember how we're all riding on that short school bus to hell together? Well, I've just been upgraded to first-class for laughing so hard at the vision of Vernski getting tossed like a salad at the Sizzler. Here is the google search for Midget tossing ...thought I'd save you the time and trouble.
Mr. Troyer's lawyer said that the damages caused to him by Ranae exceed $20 million.

Uh...that's like, $10 million per foot...

Mini Sex Scandal Over...for now

Vern Troyer (AKA Mini-Me) has dropped a $20 million lawsuit against SugarDVD and TMZ over his now infamous sex tape. He dropped the lawsuit after the parties agreed not to market the video.
Troyer's attorney told The Los Angeles Times, "We got what we wanted: a permanent injunction." SugarDVD must retain permission from Troyer and his co-star Ranae Shrider before selling the little blue movie. The tape will remain private and there are no plans to sell.

He's saying that now, but something tells me Mini-Me is short on cash, so his own piece of hell will soon be up for sale. I need to know if Mini-Me is hung like a rabbit. He has to be bigger than these dudes (NSFW). Seriously, I've seen @#$& (DON'T CLICK ON THAT) bigger than those dicks.

PLEASE JESUS, FORGIVE ME FOR THIS POST...

What's good for the goose...

Sienna Miller has revealed the depth of her love for new boyfriend Balthazar Getty during a secret romantic break on the Amalfi Coast in Italy.
The actress looked relaxed and happy...and very topless... on board a boat with the American TV and film star as they shared a kiss in a very public display of affection. These breath-taking pictures of the couple will devastate Sienna's former boyfriend, actor Rhys Ifans.
Not to mention, Getty, 33, is a married man and father of four children and heir to his family's oil fortune who also appears to have a penchant for actresses, having previously dated Drew Barrymore and Milla Jovovich.
Read about it and see those boobies HERE

And yes, I know the photo of Mini-Me "getting some" has nothing to do with this story... However, I have been staring at the 2 pictures side by side for an hour and ...well, I find them strangely erotic...or not...

Me 'n Mini-Me

Tampa's MJ Morning Radio Show aired an interview with aspiring actress Ranae Shirder, the girl who appears in the Verne "Mini Me" Troyer sex tape. it's HERE