The Lohan Incident

So, Ms. Lohan's Casa was broken into and thieves snatched a safe as well as some other junk.

Michael Lohan says it was an inside job.

Yesterday, Ms. Lohan chimed in on her father's claim on Twitter: "that's how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren't taken... just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me."

The Chicago Sun-Times says that some of those things that "meant a lot" to her include "very incriminating videos and photos." A source added that Ms Lohan will be embarrassed if any of it got out. We've already seen (don't click on this) Her blow hole in all its glory, so there's not much else that can embarrass her that even we could come up with.