Jessica in a Pinch

I touch myself

The OC Register reports that the audience at Saturdays performance in Irvine, California, the final stop on Jessica Simpsons concert tour started booing after the Daisy Duke- and high heel-sporting blonde, 28, tripped over the words while belting out the ditty "Still Don't Stop Me."
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...we just needed an excuse to post the pic above which presents Ms. Simpson exhibiting her favorite simultaneous hand positions...