Jessica in a Pinch

I touch myself

The OC Register reports that the audience at Saturdays performance in Irvine, California, the final stop on Jessica Simpsons concert tour started booing after the Daisy Duke- and high heel-sporting blonde, 28, tripped over the words while belting out the ditty "Still Don't Stop Me."
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...we just needed an excuse to post the pic above which presents Ms. Simpson exhibiting her favorite simultaneous hand positions...

Chubby Jessica Wears Corset - Fools Public

Now that spring is almost here, it's time for Jessica Simpson to break out her Daisy Dukes again — and how.
A little more than a month after enduring scrutiny over her unflattering high-waist jean getup, Simpson showed off her curves again at Sunday's Strawberry Festival in Plant City, Florida — this time in a sexy white corset and denim short shorts that are sure to elicit body talk of a more positive nature.
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...is that a belly-busting corset? somehow the corset/flannel shirt ensemble conceals the belly fat...c'mon...more to grab onto, right?