The Bono Boner

U2's lead singer spent the better part of the past week denying claims that he's now a woman after a series of newspapers ran headlines such as "Bono Has Sex Change." The news was in reference to Chastity Bono, manly daughter of Cher, not the frontman for the legendary rock outfit.
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Bono's Tribute to Elvis

Few would dispute that Bono knows how to write a song, but can the U2 frontman pen a poem?
This morning, he offered his skills up for public scrutiny by unveiling an ode to Elvis Presley on Radio 4.
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Bono Still Hasn't Found What He's Looking For

Bono was snapped with his hand in his pants while vacationing in St. Barth’s while swimming at St. Jean beach.

Rock Stars Shoveling Snow

Egg McRedneck

...add an Ad campaign featuring Bono and Slash and it's sure to be a hit...

Palin Photo-ops Continue...but, no Bono

Sarah Palin, right, meets with a disinterested Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko in New York.

Amid a national financial and economic crisis, a battle in Washington over its resolution, and the United Nations General Assembly in New York City, Sarah Palin and her designer photo opportunity visits with foreign leaders in Manhattan Wednesday continue...more HERE
Palin’s meeting with Bono, however, was canceled Wednesday due to scheduling reasons, according to the campaign. Instead, McCain and Palin will chat with Bono by phone.
Unlike Palin’s other meetings with dignitaries in New York this week, most of which had been open to reporters and photographers, the Bono meeting was listed as closed to the press, at the rock star’s request. more HERE

...best comment on this issue to date:

These two clowns think he's Sonny Bono!!!!!

The Chosen One

Angelina and Brad Pitt, have apparently chosen Bono to be the godfather of their twin messiahs. After the the golden twins were hatched, Brangelina spent the week at Bono's place in the South of France. That's where they asked him to be the godfather and he immediately accepted.
A source told The Mirror, "They have been friends for years. Brad is a massive U2 fan and told Bono how much he admired him when they were introduced at a party a few years back. Since then, they've become very close, which Brad is thrilled about. Angelina is inspired by Bono's humanitarian work and gets on with his wife Ali Hewson. Ali's given Angelina some clothes from her ethical clothing range Edun."