Portable Pole

Perfect for strip clubs, night clubs, fraternity houses, college dorm rooms, your living room or anywhere you want to put it...

-Completely portable stripper pole does not touch the ceiling
-Provides balance and stability for your craziest pole tricks
-Lighting options provides environment for parties or strip clubs
-Multiple options available for stripper pole surfacing and lighting
-Stripper pole base may be used as a coffee table when pole is removed
Get yours HERE

ANDROID is Almost Here...

Google’s plan to launch an Android-based handset has reportedly been delayed.
Although the Internet giant initially said Android handsets would be on the market sometime during the second half of this year, the company now says it expects to launch the first Android phone during Q4.
The Wall Street Journal reported that some Android partners, including carriers and application developers, are struggling to meet even the updated time line. The report indicated that T-Mobile USA still hopes to be the first carrier to launch an Android handset before the end of this year, but that in working with T-Mobile Google has not had enough time or attention to work with Sprint Nextel, which had also hoped to launch an Android handset this year.
The Journal reported that China Mobile is suffering similar delays; it had hoped to launch an Android handset during Q3 but has reportedly delayed the launch until late this year or early 2009.

Tera...Meet Tura

Quentin Tarantino is desperate to cast porn star Tera Patrick in his remake of the 1966 Russ Meyer classic cult film Faster, Pussycat, Kill! Kill!
A source tells Page Six, "Quentin loves her, and she's a dead ringer for original star Tura Satana (above left)."

Happy Birthday Lena Horne

...our huckleberry friend is 91 today

From the Craigslist archive...

Awesome Custom made Bike!!!! Must SEE!!!! - $3000

This is a sweet bike, it definitely gets turned heads and maybe some fingers. But screw them wackos, this is a sweet bike. Check it out.
You’ll never find another one like it.
And to the few hundred freaks that ask me if you can really screw it, NO, there is no pocket/snatch on it. lol
Let me know if you are interested.
Thanks
Ben “Mac Daddy”

On Thin Ice

Global Warming to Melt North Pole Ice Cover For First Time in Recorded History...
North Pole May Be Ice Free This Summer...
Arctic warming has become so dramatic that the North Pole may melt this summer, report scientists studying the effects of climate change.
more HERE and HERE

Smackin' Mac

why I oughta...

In an interview with the Las Vegas Sun, Senator John McCain was asked by columnist Jon Ralston why he didn't choose Governor Jim Gibbons to chair his Nevada campaign.
Maybe it's the governor's approval rating and you are running from him like you are from the president? Asked Ralston in a question McCain clearly found loaded.
McCain said, chuckling, "And I stopped beating my wife just a couple of weeks ago."
ABC News report HERE

The Ass Tattoo

Specs Appeal

JUST hours remain for anyone wanting to be crowned Banbury's Spectacle Wearer of the Year.
Today (Monday June 30, 2008) is the final day to get entries in and be in with a chance of claiming a £250 pair of designer frames plus a free studio session with Tudor Photography.
To enter email a headshot - with glasses on - here or visit the Banbury Specsavers store to have a photo taken. Open to men and women aged 16 and over who wear glasses and reside in the UK, Channel Islands or Isle of Man...
more HERE

Kurkovas' Fat Catwalk

Czech supermodel Karolina Kurkova, 24, is being blasted by the Brazilian press for appearing on the runway in a bikini with back fat, love handles and cellulite.
An article in a Brazilian paper about the leggy 5'11" Karolina described how "shocked" the audience was when she appeared looking uncharacteristically chubby with "cellulite on her butt."
more HERE and HERE

"I was almost President..."

Whatzuuuup!

Barbie Goes to 'The Birds'

A pairing nobody saw coming...Mattel brought two classics together to create the Alfred Hitchcock The Birds Barbie Doll...
She kinda looks like Tippi, doesn't she?
pre-order HERE

Bitter Bill

Bill Clinton is so bitter about Barack Obama's victory over his wife Hillary that he has told friends the Democratic nominee will have to beg for his wholehearted support.
A senior Democrat who worked for Mr. Clinton has revealed that he recently told friends Mr. Obama could "kiss my ass" in return for his support.
The former president's rage is still so great that even loyal allies are shocked by his patronizing attitude to Mr. Obama, and believe that he risks damaging his own reputation by his intransigence.
the story is HERE

POW!!

more HERE

Me 'n Mini-Me

Tampa's MJ Morning Radio Show aired an interview with aspiring actress Ranae Shirder, the girl who appears in the Verne "Mini Me" Troyer sex tape. it's HERE

Scottsdale Bars: The Video

Broadcom's Underground Grotto

So...if you had too much money and a giant mansion, you could build a giant underground cave complex and fight crime...or have underground hooker parties.
With a fortune from Broadcom, Henry Nicholas built his own underground grotto complete with tunnels and a 2,000-square-foot sports bar he called “Nick’s Cafe.” Then he paid for hookers and partied all night...or at least until his wife caught him and the construction companies sued for payment...

The INTERNET BOOM was a GREAT TIME...
Read it all HERE

Boozed Bimbos in Black

KNIGHTMARE

Global Music Group, a Tennessee-based independent label, has acquired Death Row Records for $25 million and could release a new Tupac Shakur album this year. Suge couldn't stop it...
more HERE

Subliminal Jillin'

This newspaper ad for D.J. Flooring has made the rounds on the internet for awhile...most posts flip the ad over and tell you to "cover the lady's head and glass...", then ask, "...and what do you see?" We've taken the liberty to do the work for you...

here is the ad

here's the ad's pic upside down

cover the head & hand and...voilà!

more HERE

Shaq & the Sheriff

The Sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona thinks Shaquille O'Neal should shut up!
And has pulled the NBA baller's special deputy's badge because of his rapping rant against Kobe Bryant.
Last January, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio made the Phoenix Suns star a special deputy, and then promoted him to a ceremonious colonel earlier this month. "I want his two badges back," Arpaio said, "...because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they're fired. I don't condone this type of racial conduct."
Arpaio, known as "America's Toughest Sheriff," is best known for forcing inmates to wear pink undies and work on a chain gang.
O'Neal also served as a reserve officer with Miami Beach PD while playing ball for the Miami Heat.
story is HERE

...we're pretty sure Shaq's ego renders him delusional...he believes he's untouchable...

Gilda Radner 1946 - 1989

Art, Death and Marilyn Monroe

Dead Marilyn

Marlene Dumas became the highest paid living female artist in 2005 when one of her paintings sold at auction for $3.4 million. She gets introspective about being blonde and painting another famous blonde, Marilyn Monroe, post-autopsy in an NPR podcast HERE
An exhibition of her work at The Museum of Contemporary Art, Los Angeles (MOCA) is HERE

Illustrated Dejections

Genevieve Gauckler is a Paris based artist and creator of a world of eccentric characters, blending them seamlessly into her everyday environment.
more HERE

For the Birds

click the pic

Ask yourself what kind of state bird do you want your kids to grow up around...

Croc Heels - When will it STOP?

Get yours HERE.

Heinz Kiss Off

The Heinz Deli Mayo television commercial (above) featuring two guys kissing was taken off the air after receiving more than 200 complaints in one week from a bunch of...insecure homophobic bible thumpers...oh, and Bill O'Reilly...
Also, a backwards thinking religious group called the American Family Association issued this statement: "We suggest you forward this to all your family and friends letting them know of the push for homosexual marriage by Heinz" ...They said nothing when George W. Bush kissed a Saudi prince...
Other condiment complainers said that the commercial was "offensive" and "unsuitable to be seen by children" and also forced them to talk about same-sex relationships with their kids. Explain real life to your children? That's obscene!
AP report HERE

Heinz UK said,"It is our policy to listen to consumers."

British lawmakers filed a House of Commons motion saying the decision to pull the ad was "ill-considered" and called on Heinz to reconsider.
that story is HERE

Depressed Heather

A representative for Heather Locklear said, "Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment. This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released."
more HERE

Famous People Punching Steve...

See them HERE

Nicky Hilton...EATING DISORDER?

...you make the call...
...she looked hot & healthy in 2004
more HERE

The Wonderful thing about Tiggers is...

...they really do more than bounce...

Blast from the Past Podcast

As a young woman, Betty Jenkins received a gift from her mother that was meant to attract the attention of young men. But as Jenkins, who is now 94, tells StoryCorps, the attention she got wasn't the kind she was expecting. The gift was an inflatable bra...
Trust us, this anecdote must be heard...
podcast is HERE

Hide Your Porn

Stupid Doctors Series : Evidence #3

video HERE

Eastside Boatniks

Hayden Packin' Heat

SEXY Hayden Panettiere is all fired up for the next series of TV hit Heroes.

The 18-year-old swapped the blonde cheerleader look of character Claire for a raven haired leather look...mmm, mmm, good!
more pics HERE

Red, White and Boobs

Remember our Frolicking Futbol Fräuleins post? ...a team of topless porn actresses wearing only g-strings and bodypaint in German and Austrian colors playing soccer on Vienna beach a day before the European football championship match between Austria and Germany?
We thought you would...enjoy the recap video below...

Unwed Momma Baby Birth Drama

"Jamie Lynn's baby's heart rate dropped every time she tried to push," a family insider tells Star. "They did an ultrasound and quickly discovered that the umbilical cord was too short."
But despite the doctors' dire warnings, the 17-year-old "...was adamant about having a natural delivery."
Everyone in the room pleaded with Jamie Lynn to listen to the doctors - including big sister, Britney.
Brit had already been with Jamie Lynn for hours, massaging her back as she endured painful contractions. "But she got mad," says the insider. She told Jamie Lynn to "just have a damn Caesarian," as she did, Britney told her little sister. Britney then ran out in tears, apparently, because she couldn't bear to see what was happening.
more HERE

3 Blonds and a Ninja

Chewy, Gooey, Sugar Coated...

According to some, these Hanna Montana 'concert candies' are phallic shaped...hummm...

okay...
get 'em HERE

Mini-IN-Me

Pull out the Kleenex because the Mini-Me sexy time tape is upon us! TMZ.com has a "tiny" clip of Verne Troyer tonguing his girlfriend. SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100,000 for the sex tape, but no deal has been made.
Click HERE or HERE to watch the "short" clip and try not to...well you know.

Mr. Troyer has filed a lawsuit against TMZ...see HERE

Naughty Navel Nitpicking

This Needs a 2 Hour Treatment...
Calling Jamie Gillis and Vivid Entertainment, I think I have a PITCH for a MAINSTREAM feature film...

Rod Stewart Sucks!

His music sucks these days, but Rod Stewart enjoys sucking other things too, like the tit of his wife, Penny Lancaster on his yacht in open view...and, man! it must be chilly out there since Penny's nipple is as big as my thumb...
We certainly don't mind a bit of tit...but Rod's pink outfit is obscene...
more HERE

Meatloaf Meetsfan

'White' Trash Talk

Ralph Nader's presidential candidacy has received little media attention, but his latest critique of Sen. Barack Obama has come under fire for its seemingly racial overtones.
Nader accused Obama of attempting to "talk white" and appealing to "white guilt" in his quest to win the White House. story is HERE
more HERE
Obama fires back...HERE

Eddie Murphy Gives Head

Across the nation, tens of thousands have met 'Dave' - or rather a 15-foot tall replica of the title character's head, from Twentieth Century Fox's upcoming family comedy "Meet Dave" starring Eddie Murphy.
"Dave's Head" began his cross-country trek in Los Angeles on June 13. At the "head" of the list of locations is New York's Times Square, where Dave will "headline" a full three days, July 3-5. Dave rolls home to the City of Angels on July 11.

Limber Up, Limbo Down

Is it Chiffon? ...OR is it Charmin?

This photo shows the winning entry in this year's Charmin Toilet Paper Wedding Dress contest.
"Contestants used only toilet paper, glue, and/or tape to create gowns and headpieces with ruffles, faux embroidery, pleats and even lace effects."
Katrina Chalifoux of Rockford, Illinois took home a $1,000 gift card for her creation.
more HERE

White Hot Hero

We welcome our Hero, Ali Larter and her hottness in the July 2008 issue of Allure magazine...
a little more HERE

Mötley Crüe Anew

"Saints of Los Angeles" is MÖTLEY CRÜE's first studio album since 2000's "New Tattoo" and is loosely based on the band's memoir, "The Dirt", which was published in 2001.
The band performed the title track of the new album on "The Late Show with David Letterman" Tuesday, June 24, 2008. video HERE
available HERE

Visual Aid for Mental Illness

Bra Saves Life

Berchtesgaden, Germany - Stuck, lost and hobbled in the German Alps, a quick-thinking Colorado Springs woman hooked her bra to a mountainside supply line, which alerted rescuers to her whereabouts just as they were giving up the search. After a worker spotted the bra and alerted police, rescuers changed their area of focus and reached her with the aid of a helicopter, in a matter of hours
more HERE and HERE
video HERE

Seal of Non-Approval

Barack Obama will no longer be using a campaign seal that critics called an arrogant imitation of the US president's official emblem...
...the candidate himself felt the image had been a "silly mistake."
story is HERE

Rita Coolidge is Hot

Joan on George

"When George did the seven words you can't say on television, I told him he really only had six - tits wasn't in the same league as the rest.
But he needed a seventh. Seven was funnier.
I like to think George left the seven words to me. In fact I just used two of them in Britain and got thrown off of television. I think of it as my homage to him, and I'm so glad he was still alive to see it. I still have five left."
- Joan Rivers
the article is HERE

The Way They Woz

Kathy Griffin dated Steve Wozniak, but claims she never had sex with him.

Griffin told UsWeekly, "We were dating, but were just friendly. I never fucked him or anything! The truth is. we really were friends the whole time. When we went to the Emmys together, I put on this really huge engagement ring and didn’t tell him. There are these great photos of me posing with this great big fake diamond ring. He didn’t notice! I was like, 'Oh, by the way, at the Emmys, I had on a fake engagement ring!' And he was like, 'Oh, that’s very funny.'"

After they broke up in April, Steve quickly became engaged to another "woman". Kathy said she has met Steve's new babe and "and she’s a thousand times more appropriate!"

...wait...is this a joke...or is Kathy spinning a yarn?

Kings' Queen in Rehab

Larry King's wife has checked herself into rehab for an addiction to painkillers reports Page Six.
48-year-old Shawn Southwick King has been married to Larry King for 10 years. They have two spawn together.
A friend of Larry's said, "Shawn is in rehab for medication issues related to her chronic migraine problem."
...hummm...married to Larry King 10 years...migraine problem...hummm...the dots are now connected...

Ironman's son worships Batman?

Robert Downey Jr. (AKA Ironman) takes a stroll in Hollywood with his son Indio Falconer Downey who is sporting a Batman t-shirt AND belt buckle?! ...there are Ironman t-shirts available HERE ...belt buckle HERE

Ironman vs. Batman HERE

R.I.P.: Dody Goodman

Dody Goodman, best known for playing Blanche the secretary in "Grease" and "Grease 2", passed away at the age of 93. She died Sunday at Englewood Hospital in New Jersey. Cause of death unknown.
Dody also played Martha in "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman." Netflix that show if you haven't seen it. It's a classic.
obit HERE
IMDB HERE
website HERE

WolfMother covered Zeppelin

Step away from the lips...

Will Smith stopped by the Late Show on Monday to reaffirm his love to Dave...

Dave: "...every time you visit, you look better and better..."
Smootches
Will: "...once you go black, Dave..."

video HERE

Paparazzo Money Shot

1. set up camera w/telescopic lens in a far off location
2. wait ...however long it takes
3. don't sleep ...ever!
4. don't panic ...there's your shot!
5. luscious titties!
   

more HERE

I Wish I thought of that...

'Girlfriend's lap pillow' - A pillow imitating a woman's legs made from urethane foam.
want one? ...go HERE

Liz Phair Exiled in Guyville Again

There are many who may not remember a time when Liz Pair was cool. After all, it was about 15 years ago...
In celebration of the 15th year anniversary of the groundbreaking album, Exile in Guyville and its long awaited reissue on June 24th, 2008, Liz Phair will perform the entire album at performances on June 23rd at the Fillmore in San Francisco, the day of release, the 24th at The Vic Theatre in Chicago and on June 25 at New York's Hiro Ballroom.

“Fuck and Run” is probably the album’s most iconic track. The version HERE is from the remastered fifteenth-anniversary version.

Classic Immigration Techniques

Plenty of inventive (and desperate) people have come up with a number of imaginative schemes for sneaking themselves and others across national borders.

In 2005, inspectors encountered a little girl meticulously sealed inside a piñata. story HERE

In 2003, illegal immigrants from India and Pakistan being smuggled from mainland China to Hong Kong were found inside suitcases. story HERE

In 2001, a 135-lb. woman was hidden behind the dashboard of a car. The "passenger" might be quite cramped and uncomfortable and the automobile difficult to maneuver after the modifications, but the ruse wouldn't have to be maintained for long — the car could be loaded just out of sight of border agents, driven the short distance to the crossing, and unloaded not far across the other side.

more HERE

Massachusetts Pact Fact

Gloucester, Massachusetts - 17 girls at Gloucester High School are expecting babies—more than four times the number of pregnancies the 1,200-student school had last year. Some adults blame hit movies like Juno and Knocked Up for glamorizing young unwed mothers, others blame the new under age pregnancy poster child, Jamie Lynn Spears...
But principal Joseph Sullivan knows at least part of the reason there's been such a spike in teen pregnancies. School officials started looking into the matter as early as October after an unusual number of girls began filing into the school clinic to find out if they were pregnant. By May, several students had returned multiple times to get pregnancy tests, and on hearing the results, "...some girls seemed more upset when they weren't pregnant than when they were," Sullivan says.
Nearly half the expecting students, none older than 16, confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. Then the story got worse. "We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," the principal says, shaking his head.
the TIME story is HERE
Gloucester Daily Times HERE

...American schools are obviously failing our children! The kids are ridiculously stupid! 6 Billion is enough! STOP BREEDING!

Let it Rainn

Rainn Wilson morphs into MacGuyver, Jean Luc Picard, Paulie Walnuts and Xena Warrior Princess (above).

Great Scott

WASHINGTON D.C. — Scott McClellan, President Bush’s former press secretary, told the House Judiciary Committee on Friday that he had been unfairly vilified by Bush supporters for his recent book criticizing former White House colleagues over the Iraq war and their involvement in leaking the identity of an intelligence officer.
The ridicule McClellan is made to tolerate is outrageous, uncalled for and offers a glimpse of political backbiting and catcalling.
...McClellan has yet to drop the proverbial shoe on the Bush Administration...and, so far, has done nothing really significant except line his pockets.
New York Times article HERE
AP video report HERE
Hearing video HERE

What Is It Good For?

Something to Think About...

"...if you're born in this world you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America, you're given a front-row seat"

- George Carlin

Catch Dengue Fever

Dengue Fever is a six-member band from Los Angeles who combine Cambodian pop music and lyrics with psychedelic rock.
MySpace HERE

Have You Heard?

Amber Heard, 22, is quickly joining the ranks of Hollywood’s sexy leading ladies...
This summer, Amber will star in the much-anticipated comedy-thriller Pineapple Express.
more pics HERE

Classic George Carlin

click on picture

Psychedelic Eye

The trailblazing 13th Floor Elevators released the first "psychedelic" rock album in America, transforming culture throughout the 1960s and beyond.
Lead singer Roky Erickson was put away in a maximum-security unit for the criminally insane for years. Tommy Hall, their Svengali lyricist, lived in a cave. Guitarist Stacy Sutherland was imprisoned. The drummer was involuntarily subjected to electric shock treatments, and the bassist was drafted into the Vietnam War.
This fascinating biography breaks decades of silence of band members and addresses a huge cult following of Elevators fans in the United States and Europe. The group is revered as a formative influence on Janis Joplin, Led Zeppelin, Patti Smith, Primal Scream, R.E.M, and Z.Z. Top.
available HERE

Worst of Times?

Is everything spinning out of control? Midwestern levees are bursting. Polar bears are adrift. Gas prices are skyrocketing. Home values are abysmal. Air fares, college tuition and health care border on unaffordable. Wars without end rage in Iraq, Afghanistan and against terrorism.
The can-do, bootstrap approach embedded in the American psyche is under assault. Eroding it is a dour powerlessness that is chipping away at the country's sturdy conviction that destiny can be commanded with sheer courage and perseverance.
Leaders are not leading...they are driven only by power and greed...Ignorance, it seems, has the upper hand...the 'what's in it for me' generation threatens to kill us all...
You can thank the clowns listed on the poster above...and all those who voted for the fear and terror they represent.
more HERE

Diver Down...all the way Down

Christina Watson lying motionless on the sea floor as a diver unwittingly poses for a photo...

Townsville, Australia - An American tourist was charged with murder for allegedly drowning his bride of 11 days on a scuba diving trip on the Great Barrier Reef during their honeymoon.
story is HERE

Comedy Icon George Carlin has Died

LOS ANGELES, California — Acerbic standup comedian and satirist George Carlin, whose staunch defense of free speech in his most famous routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" led to a key Supreme Court ruling on obscenity, has died.
Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, went into St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon complaining of chest pain and died later that evening. He had performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas. He was 71.
obit HERE
IMDB HERE
video HERE
discography HERE
official website HERE

AD of the Week circa 1970

An ad for Dacron slacks from 1970. The copy reads:

Though she was a tiger lady, our hero didn’t have to fire a shot to floor her. After one look at his Mr. Leggs slacks, she was ready to have him walk all over her. That noble styling sure soothes the savage heart! If you’d like your own doll-to-doll carpeting, hunt up a pair of these he-man Mr. Leggs slacks. Such as our new automatic wash wear blend of 65% “Dacron®” and 35% rayon–incomparably wrinkle-resistant. About $12.95 at plush-carpeted stores.

A Countdown Moment

Public Enema

A monument to the enema has been unveiled at the Mashuk-Akva Term spa in the southern Russian city of Zheleznovodsk.
The bronze syringe bulb, which weighs 800 pounds and is held by three angels...
more HERE

Hogan for Hire

Cannibals eat their own...

A seven year old boy in the Czech republic was found chained in the cellar of his home, where his family kept him and abused him in a very perverse way. The child, Ondrej Mauerova, was kept confined as his family would EAT parts of him!!!!

Yes, EAT!!

The child had been partially skinned as his crazed 31 year old mother caged him for months. Relatives who were also in the cannibalistic cult would feast on the child's raw flesh. Ondrej and his helpless nine year old brother were kept in cages. At times they were handcuffed to tables as they were ritually and brutally burnt, whipped with belts, and tortured.
The children were rescued thanks to a neighbor who purchased a Closed Circuit TV baby monitor. But instead of viewing pictures of his newborn baby, he picked up live images of Ondrj naked, beaten, and chained in a cellar.

After calling authorities, cops arrived next door and also freed a little girl holding onto a teddy bear.
The child, Barbora Skrlova, turned out to be a 34 year old member of the cult, and one of the torturers as well! She (above) was trying to pass herself off as an adopted sister.
the shocking story is HERE

The old Cocaine in the Vagina trick...

During a body cavity search Portage, Wisconsin police found 27.3 grams of cocaine inside the vagina of the woman pictured above, Shavone Reece.

She's kinda got that blissful "I'm full of coke..." look ...hummm
Reece was arrested in Portage after selling cocaine, marijuana and Valium to an undercover officer.
Quote from Portage Fuzz:
"That's a lot of cocaine," said one of the detectives who went on to say that 27 grams of coke is about the size of a golf ball.
story is HERE

From my memory, as long as she wasn't a virgin, it should've fit easily...right?

"The Word" from Kid Rock

click the picture

Happy Birthday Kris

Courtney is FINE (NOT)

Note to Self: UPDATE DEAD POOL

Ashanti : Music is Murder

The music video for the song "The Way That I Love You," implies that a spurned lover, played by Ashanti, exacts revenge on her cheating boyfriend by stabbing him to death, and the clip features images of blood-spattered walls, images that were repeated in an e-card promotion linked to from the official Ashanti homepage. Protests ensued...promotion aborted...more HERE

Socked Away

A sock monkey made to look like Barack Obama and wearing a suit with the senator's campaign lapel pin has been pulled from production after angry critics accused the company of marketing a racist toy.
story is HERE
The creators of the toy have responded:
"TheSockObama politically plush toy has been discriminated against in the marketplace of the United States of America."
more HERE

RIP: Scott Kalitta

ENGLISHTOWN, New Jersey -- Scott Kalitta, 46, died Saturday when his Funny Car burst into flames and crashed at the end of the track during the final round of qualifying for the Lucas Oil NHRA SuperNationals at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park.
story is HERE
video HERE

Euro 2008 Strip-Off

Sixteen of the naughtiest European girls-next-door, each representing their footballing counterparts were asked to compete for votes by sending in sensational strip videos. After nearly two weeks of voting in the groups, we've now discovered who'll face who in the quarter finals - which can you vote on...but remember...NOT SAFE FOR WORK
go HERE

20 Ugly Celebrities

7. Clint Howard

the rest are HERE

Wino has TB

The Sun reports that Wino has been coughing up blood from a chest infection.
A source said, "She’d been been suffering horrible coughing fits and hurling up blood for a while but refused to be examined. Doctors now believe it is tuberculosis and are doing more tests to be certain."

Big Booty Bust

A Florida man has been charged with practicing medicine illegally after being busted for throwing a ''pumping party.'' For all you guys who don't know what a "pumping party" is - it's an event where women and transvestites gather in private homes or hotel rooms to get shots of silicone in their booty - to make it appear larger.
A plastic surgeon, said he often sees patients seeking relief for pain and infection and outright removal of silicone and other substances from such injections.
"Sometimes the silicone is industrial grade, from lubricants. Lord knows how much they put in or what they put in. It must be a good-sized needle...Then it leaches. It spreads all over. It's hard to get out.''
''How can anybody let people without credentials inject something in them?'' he said.
Miami Herald story is HERE

Sex and the Nerdy Girl

Until now female geeks' sex appeal has been roughly equivalent to that of Napoleon Dynamite. Wikipedia describes the nerd girl as a stock character who wears eye glasses, dresses unfashionably, wears pigtails (and other little girl items like mary-jane shoes and knee high socks), is shy and socially inept. More recently, they sometimes have a passion for social justice (see Lisa Simpson) or come up with the piece of knowledge that enables the plot to be resolved (see Velma from Scooby Doo). And sometimes, just sometimes, they get a makeover and become kinda pretty albeit in an awkward way (see Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer).
more HERE

Coke : It was the Real Thing

...lots more HERE

No, it can't be...

...we're almost positive this was a hoax...and challenge anyone to send information on a manufacturer...or an explanation...or proof that it is actually a hoax...
maybe you can explain THIS too...

Oprah and Fat People

watch the video HERE

Mike’s Hard Lemonade 2.0

click the pic

Yo Mike, call me, I have a marketing plan for this...

Iraqi Gangsta Kid

This Porky Little Iraqi Kid Dancing To Gangsta Rap Almost Makes The War Worth It

Old Red Coat vs. Old Blue Coat

Rihanna Rumor Redux

dykie doo?

Rihanna showed off a new tattoo of roman numerals in her left shoulder, sparking rumors that there's a chemistry between the singer and her assistant Melissa Forde.
The rumors began to swirl since the tattoo, which reads April 11, 1986, is Melissa's date of birth. Even more shocking, Rihanna admitted that she took a shower with her.
more HERE

Learn How To Queef

Digital Jerry Jeff

The Fat Rant

Ripe Ripa

Kelly Ripa and her husband Mark Consuelos, a bit disheveled at the "The 35th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards"
...it looks as if they just stepped out of a closet after a quickie...or, at least, she does...
see more Kelly HERE
a favorite pic HERE

Moo!

Former 'Fat Actress', Kirstie Alley, who famously slimmed her way back into a bikini just two years ago...is a hefty heifer once again...
more HERE

Gore Detractors : Heat Seeking Misinformation Dealers

Al Gore's home in Carthage, Tennessee currently uses enough energy in a year to power 232 regular houses for a month.
And this is after he spent $16,533 on eco-upgrades including solar panels, a geothermal system, new light bulbs, and better windows...oh, and earning about $100 million dollars, a Nobel Prize, an Oscar, an Emmy, a Quill literary award and a Grammy for his global warming agenda.
story is HERE

...of course, the statements are designed to discredit Gore and are misleading...since the power coming into the Gore residence is green, renewable power...more HERE

Fat People Funny Accidents

Mario Lopez Holds Up Nude Self

Mario Lopez, the 34-year-old former Saved By The Bell star signed autographs for fans outside the Schoenfeld Theatre in New York City, where he is performing in the Broadway production of A Chorus Line, and held up the nude photo spread of himself as People’s Hottest Bachelor.
video HERE

'KING' Dumb Come

The Elvis Extravaganza National Finals was a culmination of regional qualifying rounds held at various State Fair, Casino and premier resort venues throughout the world. Winners took home $20,000 in cash and prizes.
story is HERE
more HERE
watch all the love via video HERE

Kate Moss' Ottoman Exposure

Kate Moss left all inhibitions - and her bra - at home when she headed out with her boyfriend and her daughter to an exhibition of photographs in Istanbul, Turkey. more HERE

Yo Kate, TURKEY IS A PREDOMINATELY MUSLIM COUNTRY...so, we're pretty sure you insulted someone...least not your daughter...

Ice on Mars

The apparent discovery of ice near Mars' north pole...
AP report HERE

Spore no More

EA doesn't seem to mind the giant penis monsters, but a purple boob beast has apparently gone beyond the borders of good taste.
PC Gamer Editor-in-Chief Kristen Salvatore received a harsh reminder of what it's like to be a woman in a male dominated field when her "Boobalicious" Spore creature (above) was flagged by EA for violating its terms of service.
more HERE

Denise goes to Court...

Denise Richards told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show this morning that her ex-husband, Charlie Sheen had "taken her to court."
Sources tell us this might have something to do with a statement released by Sheen two days ago, claiming their daughters had not shown up for a scheduled visit.
Sheen filed a motion this morning that was immediately sealed by the judge.
We're hearing that Denise's attorney will be holding a press conference around 11:30 AM PDT.
more HERE

Brits say NO to Martha

Martha Stewart has been turned down for a visa to enter Great Britain due to her rap sheet. Stewart spent five months in a federal prison in 2004 after she was convicted of conspiracy and lying to the Feds.
She was reportedly set to tour several areas of the country, as well as tour the Royal Academy of Arts in London.
Her rep told the Daily Telegraph "Martha loves England and hopes this can be resolved and that she will be able to visit soon."

Spears Family celebrates the new baby...

NEW YORK POST'S FICTITIOUS STORY

The New York Post's PAGE SIX, not know for its FACTS or it's NEWS has created a story about the people at NBC plotting to get Saint Tim Russert's "Meet the Press" job DURING HIS FUNERAL...
We got advance information this was coming yesterday and boom HERE it is...
This appears to be the POST'S way to capitalize on the very sad passing of Mr. Russert...

Rupert (Murdoch), as usual, YOU ARE SCUM...

Britney should hire this DUDE

Joan & Babs

pre-facelift Joan pictured w/Babs?
...who ever it is, she looks like she swings both ways

The year was 1959, and Joan Sandra Molinsky (AKA Joan Rivers), then a struggling actress, was cast in the off-off Broadway play "Driftwood." The director couldn't find a leading man, so Joan suggested they make the characters lesbians. Even back then she got her way; another unknown, high-school student Barbara Joan Streisand -- it would become Barbra later -- was cast opposite Rivers.
"We played lesbian lovers," Rivers recalls. "That was the first thing Barbra did; soon after that she really got going. Let me tell you, Barbra is a great kisser, but no tongue."
the interview is HERE
more HERE

Electric Hillbilly

Not everybody can tap into their dark side to combine influences from The Kinks to Johnny Cash. Billy Bob Thornton proves he’s no boot-scootin’ rookie at this game with his band, The Boxmasters. lots of sample music and stuff HERE
official website HERE
MySpace HERE
live performance video HERE
CD available HERE

DNA Research Pioneer Gunther Stent has Died

Gunther S. Stent, a UC Berkeley molecular biologist who was a member of the key postwar group of scientists who solved the basic mysteries of the gene and how DNA functions, died June 12 at a retirement home in Haverford, Pennsylvania.
He was 84 and died from a massive staph infection that he had been fighting for several months.
Los Angeles Times obit HERE
many of his books available HERE
our favorite title, 'Nazis, Women and Molecular Biology...' can be found HERE...available HERE

Eva Herzigova Goes 'Green'

Until recently, supermodel Eva Herzigova (above) was into luxury. At 35, she still loves luxury, but her definition has changed radically. Her epiphany came when she wandered into a video rental store last year and spotted Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth.
She watched it lying in bed, beached by the late stages of her pregnancy, with her boyfriend at her side. "Al Gore turned my world upside down. I got really scared"
more HERE

The Snake and...the BEAVER?

Segway sales grow as gas prices skyrocket

With gas prices escalating, Segway sales are growing. One Segway dealer in Florida — sold almost 200 in 2006, 250 in 2007 and 175 in the first five months of 2008.
the story is HERE

War of Inappropriate Words

Seems an audio tape has leaked...by, none other than Denise 'C.' Richards in her latest salvo against her ex-husband...proving once and for all that she's a vicious scorned vindictive lunatic bitch...In other words, Sheen's use of the 'c word' to describe her, is, oh, so accurate.
Charlie Sheen used the "n word" in a voicemail from 2005 that his ex made available on the internet briefly and then quickly removed.
Not only did he call his wife (at the time) Denise Richards the 'n word', but he told Denise that he hopes she "rots in fucking hell" and then he called her a "fucking cunt."
ABC News report is HERE

So that's where she learned the word!

Burning Man is only 8 weeks away...

learn more HERE

Spears Family member seen leaving hospital...

Celebrity Cameltoe Herding

Play HERE

Trollin' with Lohan

Ali Lohan is in talks to play the female lead in a remake of the 1986 movie "Troll."
Marc Malkin reports that Ali auditioned for the role of Eunice St. Clair who helps some boy named Harry Potter Jr. (not that one) fight an evil troll.
The director had this to say about Ali, "The camera loves her. She's a really good actress...I am personally going to fight for her."

The original movie starred Sonny Bono and Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Jamie Lynn is Officially an UNWED MOTHER

The Spears posse walked into the Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center around 4:30 A.M. this morning ...the 6 lb 10 oz girl arrived just a few hours later. We're told Jamie Lynn was "extremely nervous" before the birth, and started to panic about going into labor. But big sister, bipolar Britney, who had flown in the day before, "made a big difference" and "helped a ton" -- giving her advice, support and encouragement.

The spawn will be called: Maddie Briann.

Politically Incorrect Cop

See it HERE

Japan's robot for lonely men

She is big-busted, petite, very friendly, and she runs on batteries.
A Japanese firm has produced a 38 cm (15 inch) tall robotic girlfriend that kisses on command, to go on sale in September for around US$175, with a target market of lonely adult men.
more HERE

Pequeña Hillary Clinton is back

Jamie Lynn due to drop today...

The National Enquirer is reporting that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn is going to pop out a baby sometime today. Sources tell them that she had an ultrasound last week that showed her baby may be in the breech position, so the docs decided to schedule her c-section for today.

The whole "white trash" Spears clan is currently in Kentwood Louisiana, it's a shame this has to happen in a hospital, out back on the porch with the family whittlin' a crib makes more sense...

Hula Hoop® Golden Anniversary

It's hard to believe in an age of action-packed video games and other whiz-bang gadgets, but the Hula Hoop once was the hippest toy around.
The hoopla began 50 years ago today...
AP article HERE
more HERE

Costly Cocoa

it'll be a lot more expensive to do this

Cocoa prices surged to their highest level in over 20 years on Wednesday, adding extra pressure to global food prices...brace yourselves chocolate lovers!
Reuters story is HERE

The Perilous Predicament of the Polar Bear

Assuming the position

WASHINGTON D.C. — Less than a month after declaring polar bears a threatened species because of global warming, the Bush administration is giving oil companies permission to annoy and potentially harm them in the pursuit of oil and natural gas.
story is HERE
Timeline of recent actions concerning polar bears HERE

The Faris of Them All

Anna Faris does her best Jean Harlow in the July 2008 edition of Vanity Fair magazine...
slideshow HERE

Cathouse Crunch

In Nevada, the world's oldest profession has been very lucrative. In a typical year, legal brothels generate about $50 million in total revenue and have an economic impact of about $400 million on the state. But in the last 18 months the industry's cash flow has taken a dive. Why? Like other businesses around the country, bordellos throughout the state are feeling the pinch of rising gas prices and a weak economy.
The Nevada Brothel Owners' Association reports that revenue for the 25 businesses in his membership organization is down by as much as 45 percent.
Hof's Bunny Ranch has begun offering a recession special: The first 100 customers who show up with their tax rebate checks receive twice the "services" for the price of one. "We always give our customers the most bang for the buck," they exclaim. "You bring your $600 check in, and we give you the $1,200 George Bush party--three girls and a bottle of champagne." That's one way to stimulate the, um, economy.
the Newsweek article is HERE

Formula One Website Fun

Intel and Hello Design have teamed up to create three interactive web games for fans of the BMW Sauber Formula One racing team.
play HERE

Joan Rivers goes BLUE

Joan Rivers got kicked off of the UK talk show "Loose Women" for using the "f" word on air.
Joan was talking about interviewing Russell Crowe on the red carpet and said, "He is a piece of - get ready to bleep this. Fucking shit!"
Well, the show was live and there was no delay! Joan was asked to get the fuck out during commercial break.
Reuters article HERE

Joan Rivers has issued an apology, stating: "Yes, I swore, and I'm so fucking sorry..."
...it's HERE

Jordan's 'lil Sis

Katie Price's (AKA Jordan) little sister Sophie, 18, is following in her big sister's naughty footsteps and has just been named as the new face and body of top British adult channel televisionX. the story is HERE
It's not her first gig...she recently appeared in Zoo magazine; and there's a video floating around...maybe more than one.

Karl Rove advising McCain campaign

For several weeks a variety of political observers have highlighted Karl Rove’s connections to John McCain’s campaign.
Just a couple of weeks ago, George Stephanopoulos identified Rove as an “informal adviser” to McCain before an ABC News interview. Rove denied it.
more HERE

The Last Family Photo

Going BALL'S OUT with Mickey Rourke

Mickey Rourke hosted karaoke night at Rokbar in South Beach -- where one ballsy performer rocked out in a bondage inspired g-string...
more HERE

Billy Ray Speaks

Frolicking Futbol Fräuleins

Vienna, Austria - Soccer fans got an eyeful as a team of topless porn actresses descended on a Vienna beach for a match. The actresses - who wore just g-strings and bodypaint in German and Austrian colors - held their beach game a day before the European football championship match between Austria and Germany. The final score: Austria 10 - Germany 5
more pics HERE and HERE

Baring All at Blarney

Around 1,100 naked people have taken part in a Spencer Tunick installation at Blarney Castle in Ireland.
more HERE

Gamers Protest Saggy Breasts

Fans of the Age of Conan role-player game besieged internet forums with complaints after noticing that their custom-built characters had dropped several bra sizes.
Many were angry that their previously pert avatars now appeared to have "saggy" breasts.
Some players even threatened to withdraw their subscriptions to the online game, claiming that the Norwegian makers Funcom were censoring their buxom characters.
Funcom promised that all affected characters would soon be re-enlarged.
more HERE

Fear of the Whippersnapper

Conservative Pundit Dennis Prager Fears the Whippersnapper Vote...

He blogs:
Most adults throughout history have recognized that young people are likely to be unwise given their minuscule amount of life experience. After all, most adults, even among baby boomers, believe that they themselves are wiser today than 10 years ago, let alone than when they were 20 years old. It is remarkable, then, how often adults romanticize youth involvement in politics — “Isn’t it heartwarming to see young people getting involved?”
Actually, for a wise adult, it is not heartwarming.

more HERE

THE PUNCHLINE

Q. What do you think happens to you when you die?

A. You get the GOP nomination for president.

-- Bill Maher answers a question in the July 2008 edition of Maxim magazine

Katy Perry wants to kiss Megan Fox

Katy Perry is now on top. Her latest song "I Kissed a Girl" is number one on the iTunes Top 100.
She confesses that her lesbian friendly song is real life - sort of - and reveals what sounds like a lesbian crush on Megan Fox.
Katy's words: “...With that song, I was reading a magazine and opened it up to a picture of Megan Fox, and I turned to my boyfriend and said, ‘You know, if she walked through the door and asked me to pucker up, I would just do it.’”
more HERE
Katy Perry's album "One of the Boys," was released this week.
CD available HERE

Japan's New Old Porn

Shigeo Tokuda looks like any other 73-year-old man in Japan. Despite suffering a heart attack three years ago, he lives happily with his wife and a daughter in downtown Tokyo. He is, of course, more physically active than most retirees, but that's because he's kept his part-time job — as a porn star. He insists, his wife and daughter have no idea that he has appeared in about 350 films over the past 14 years.
Japan has seen a surge in demand for pornography that has turned adult videos into a billion-dollar industry, with "elder porn" one of its fastest growing genres.
TIME magazine article HERE

Hollywood Dancing Great Cyd Charisse has Died

Movie star and dancer, Cyd Charisse, whose legs were insured for a million dollars in the heyday of the Hollywood musical, passed away Tuesday June 16, 2008 at the age of 86. Her publicist said she was admitted to Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles after she suffered an apparent heart attack.
She was born Tula Ellice Finklea on March 8, 1921. She starred in such films as "Singin' in the Rain," "The Band Wagon," "The Party Girl," "Brigadoon" and "Silk Stockings." She is survived by her husband of almost 60 years, Tony Martin, and her 2 children.
Los Angeles Times obit HERE
BBC pictures HERE

Honda 600 Barstool Racer

Honda 600 4 cylinder installed in a barstool racer. We’ve all seen these little machines but the engines are usually something of the Briggs and Stratton 12 hp, this little monster has gone a step further, well actually it’s gone completely over the top but when you look closely the workmanship seems to be first rate. Five speed with disc brakes...whooo hooo...!
wanna build yer own? go HERE

The Bamboo Band

A band with instruments all made with bamboo.

Threats against The Hulkster

The voicemail threats made against Hulk Hogan and his family (all together above) -- calling them "whores" and threatening to "piss on you and your family's grave" -- have been released ... and man are they creepy.
Bubba the Love Sponge, radio host and Hogan family friend, played the messages allegedly made by John Graziano's brother, Frank, on his show. John Graziano, you'll remember, is Nick Hogan's friend who was seriously injured in the car wreck Nick is now serving time for. Clearwater, Florida Police says there is an "open investigation" into the calls.
According to the Tampa Tribune, John Graziano's dad, Edward, confirmed that the voice on the tape is that of Frank Caruso, John's 32-year-old half-brother. He said Caruso is a child from his estranged wife's first marriage.
Hear it HERE

WE CAN'T WAIT for the OLYMPICS...

Jessica Simpson's Meat Metaphor

Jessica Simpson was photographed at the LAX airport proudly sporting a “Real Girls Eat Meat” t-shirt drawing an uproar from the folks at PETA. more HERE
...Now, PETA may not understand the sexual innuendo revealed by Jessie's outward exclamation...but we do...and the sentiment comes across loud and clear on Ms. Simpson's ample billboard. She may be dumb...but those titties aren't dumb!
t-shirt available HERE

Dino 1917 - 1995

Thomas the Tank Engine Creator Dies

David Mitton, who wrote and directed more than 180 episodes of Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends, which became a perennial favorite on children's television has died of a heart attack. He was 69.
obit HERE

Luke talks about his father

THE PUNCHLINE

"Hi, it's Randy Jackson. Your last speech? A little pitchy, Dawg."
-- From David Letterman's Top Ten Messages Left on Barack Obama's Answering Machine

Fun with Photoshop : Bollywood Edition

Hot Bollywood actresses Shriya Saran and Genelia D'Sousa appear to be locking lips in a girl on girl fantasy scene from the film 'Naa Alludu'...and, although we welcome the tease, alas it is created by photo trickery. Click the pic to reveal the real deal.

Illuminate your Sex Life

Ergonomically contoured light, similar to the microphone Madonna uses during live concerts, will brighten up any dark chasm or shine the light on a two-faced totem pole and enable you to never lose sight of what's at the tip of your tongue.
get yours HERE

Stan Winston dies of cancer at 62

obit HERE
IMDB HERE
official website HERE
studios website HERE

NASCAR Exposed

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina -- Two officials suspended by NASCAR are accused in a $225 million lawsuit of exposing themselves.
story is HERE

Yo, Fat Ass...

Obama Smokes 'em

Barack Obama has fallen off the wagon and smoked cigarettes in the last few months...
more HERE

Policemen's Ball

VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia -- Two Virginia Beach Police officers were photographed with their hands on a woman's thigh and leg and another taken with one officer pretending to arrest the same woman as she strikes a revealing pose.
An investigation into questionable photos of on-duty Police officers posing with scantily-clad women is underway. The photos leaked onto the internet last week.
more HERE

In the DoggHouse

Snoop Dogg's woman, Shante Broadus was driving around Fullerton, California a little after midnight on Saturday when she was pulled over by the cops.
She was arrested and later released with a citation. Bail is not needed in DUI arrests in Fullerton.
Los Angeles Times article is HERE

Cookie Orgasm

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Kat Von D - STILL NUMBER 2...

Kat Von D's ex-husband, Oliver Peck, beat her world record for giving the most tattoos in a 24-hour period. Oliver finished 415 tattoos at his shop in Dallas, TX. He started midnight Thursday and finished midnight Friday. He tattooed the unlucky number of 13 on everything from arms to asses. Guinness Book of Records was on hand to award Oliver with the honor. 36-year-old Oliver told CNN, "It's an adrenaline rush!"...

She has herpes...right?

WarChild Canada: A Camp for Kids

Luke Russert on the 'Today' Show

Tim Russert's son, Luke, is scheduled to appear on NBC's 'Today' show program tomorrow morning June 16, 2008 (sometime between 6 and 6:30 a.m. PDT) to discuss his father's (Tim Russert) passing.
Luke vacationed in Italy with his parents just days before his father's death from a heart attack. The vacation was, in part, a celebration of Luke's graduation from Boston College.
Coverage of Russert's passing and legacy has indicated that Luke and his father shared a close and treasured father-son relationship.
'Today' show host Matt Lauer will conduct the interview via satellite, with Luke appearing from Washington, D.C.

Photo Sponsored by the letters T,H & C

So... let me see if I understand... you and your pals are sitting around with a crapload of POT and a watermelon and this is the next step?
Apparently, this is a popular device with stoners and there are many websites dedicated to the watermelon bong...a lot of video too...

Harry Nilsson 1941 - 1994

more HERE

Drew's views bruises Cruise

Dr. Drew Pinsky (Celebrity Rehab) interviewed in the upcoming July 2008 edition of Playboy magazine:
Dr. Drew said, "A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely have mental illness we can learn from, and much of it is based on childhood trauma, without a doubt. Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like Scientology? To me, that's a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious neglect in childhood - maybe some abuse, but mostly neglect."

Tom Cruise's lawyer fired back, saying, "This unqualified television performer who is obviously just looking for notoriety is so grotesquely unprofessional as to pretend to diagnose Tom and others without ever meeting them." He went on to compare Pinsky to a Nazi, saying, "He seems to be spewing the absurdity that all Scientologists are mentally ill. The last time we heard garbage like this was from Joseph Goebbels." more HERE

After Dr. Drew Pinsky's comments about Tom Cruise's mental health led the actor's lawyer to compare the TV therapist to a Nazi, Pinksy apologized for insulting the star.

The Angie Interview

Entertainment Weekly recently interviewed Angelina Jolie...here are excerpts:
On Maddox's fascination with war and guns:
"Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios. He's all into war and guns. So for Mother's Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It's really cute. I think it's really good!''
On wearing a vial of Billy Bob's blood around her neck:
"No! It was never a vial anyway. It was like a flower press. It was like from a slight cut on your finger and you press your fingerprint in. It was kind of a sweet gesture. I thought it was kind of romantic!"
On how she's going to handle 6 kids:
"Well, we weren't expecting twins! So it did shock us, and we jumped to six quickly. But we like a challenge. We really don't know. His mom and dad are on standby to come out and help. And fortunately we can hire help if we need it, but we're going to try as we usually do to balance it as well as we can."
On her sex life while being knocked up:
"It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."
On how she introduces Brad since they aren't married:
"We have that problem all the time. I say ''partner'' sometimes. ''Father of my children'' is too long. But half the time people refer to us as, ''So, your wife this, your husband that.'' We've stopped correcting everybody. It's not a big intentional thing not to marry."

Read it all HERE

Waylon Jennings 1937 - 2002

official website HERE

Summer Party at Britney Spears Casa

Princess Eugenie : Royal Nymph

Princess Eugenie, 18, daughter of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, and sixth in line for the throne, was caught romping naked with classmates at the exclusive boarding school she attends.
One student claimed "It's the talk of the town. The girls had been drinking and decided to let their hair down.
They were sort of frolicking like nymphs... "They got too noisy and staff discovered them. They had to quickly pick up their clothes and hot-foot it inside."
more HERE

the Curse of Marky Mark

In a recent MTV interview, Mark Wahlberg was asked if he'd consider a reunion with his former hip-hop group the Funky Bunch who are also reportedly getting back together?

“Not a fucking chance,” was his response.