Taxidermy Tomfoolery

A LiveJournal community called WTF Taxidermy farms the world wide web for really weird stuffed animals - not of the teddy bear variety. Many specimens are for sale on eBay or Craigslist.

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The Gopher Hole Museum

"...it's Craigslist, Jim..."

Weird Al's homage to The Doors, featuring Ray Manzarek himself on keyboards. Video directed by Liam Lynch.

Another Classic Craigslist Posting

Reply to: pers-1037123194@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-16, 10:40AM PST

Naughty Libre Gone Wild for Hot Steamy Wrestling Action - w4m - 110
Hola!!!! I am Dangerfield McKnuckles, Libre Hero of the Peoplez. Back in Mexico I bested all of Mexico's finest libre fighters in hand to hand combat. I also battled a vast array of mythical beast, including the Chupacabra, and emerged victorious every time. If you are seeking some hot and steamy wrestling action you have found your libre. Now I offer raunchy wrestling experiences to the peoplez and my fans. I am completely independent and promise you won't be disappointed(wink/wink).

SERVICES I DO OFFER
wrestling; open handed hand-to-hand combat
SERVICES I DO NOT OFFER
b b b j; c b j; Cleveland steamers; Texas tea pots; Cincinnati hot plates; greek; rusty trombones; doggie; donkey punching; h j's; ear penetration; foot rubs; body massages; french kissing; skat play; golden showers; p guzzling; bondage; S&M; hugging; eye contact; shaving; s e x; licking; 69; trains; gang bangs; squirting; tickling; laughing; russian; the Leaping Lenny Poffo double leap sack slam(I don't care how much you pay me I won't do this so don't even ask guys); missionary; dry humping; Ram Jam; Tito Santana's Flying Burrito; Camel Clutching(under no conditions)
RATES
$15,000 /hour; $12,000/half hour; $1,000,000/ the ultimate overnight personal wrestlemania (BEST VALUE)

A Craigslist Classic

Craigslist's Crackdown on Online Prostitution

Under the watchful eye of law enforcement in 40 states, Craigslist pledged Thursday to crack down on ads for prostitution on its Web sites.
Story is HERE

Craigslist Sociology Experiment

Rob Cockerham of cockeyed.com is a sociologist provocateur whose experiments never fail to delight and illuminate.
Recently Rob found $60 in a parking lot and when he reported it on Craigslist he received three replies. Intrigued, he posted another announcement that he'd found money and wanted to return it to its rightful owner. Check out how four different people replied to his annoucement:

Catherine: I was shopping at the Mervyns on camp wisdom and three hundred dollard fell out of my wallett it was twenties and one hundreds. It was my kids back to school money and have been loosing my mind. Not sure if you found all of it or part. but please email me back either way. Thank you, Catherine (Fri. 4:36pm)
Jack: My wife and I where shopping at Mervyns and lost 260.00 it was one fifty one ten five twenties and one one hundred dollar bill. We where at the Mervyns on Plano Rd. In Dallas please let me know if you found any part of this money we would greatly appreciate it. (Fri. 4:40pm)
Rob: Hi Catherine, I'm sorry, I found more money than that, so I think it must be someone else's. I am very sorry. Good luck. (Mon 10:30am)
Rob: Hi Jack, I'm sorry, I found the money in the shoe department at the Camp Wisdom Mervyn's store. Good luck. (Mon 10:31am)
Bella: Hello I was shopping at the mervyns on camp wisdom with my family I was in the shoe department and jewlrey department. somewhere in either department I lost three hundred dollars. and I am going out of my mind ! please email me back and let me know if you found it. I have been worried sick. thank you (10:35 am!!)
Rob: Hi Bella, That is the same store where I found the money, but I found almost $800 wrapped in paper. I'm sorry. It might even be from the store itself, so I've been planning to go and ask the manager if their deposit was missing or something. Good luck. (Mon 12:50 pm)
Eric: I saw your post on cl just as I was going to put one up. my boss told me about cl. I lost some money at mervyns on camp wisdom I had just come from the bank and stopped in to get some sneakers. the money I lost is my rent money. it was wrapped in paper and was 780.00 . my wife is needless to say unhappy with me for loosing it. I called the store and no one has turnend it in. if you can email me back. thank you. (Mon 12:54 pm)
Bella: thank you for emailing me back. someone just called me who found my money! so thankfully I got it back.
Rob: Hi Eric, Ok, thanks for writing. I called the store and tried to talk to the manager to see if it might be misplaced or stolen from the register, but she was not available. I hung up after 7 minutes on hold. Anyway, I'm waiting for them to call me back too. I want to be sure I have the right person because it was a lot of money. Can you tell me anything about the paper? -Rob
Eric: It was wrapped in white paper, I am loosing my mind paniking because that was almost my whole pay how could I possibly recoop that you know?

PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE AFTER ALL...hahaha

From the Craigslist archive...

Awesome Custom made Bike!!!! Must SEE!!!! - $3000

This is a sweet bike, it definitely gets turned heads and maybe some fingers. But screw them wackos, this is a sweet bike. Check it out.
You’ll never find another one like it.
And to the few hundred freaks that ask me if you can really screw it, NO, there is no pocket/snatch on it. lol
Let me know if you are interested.
Thanks
Ben “Mac Daddy”