Jim and Tammy were ahead of their time...

In 2012, Germany will be the home to a bible-themed theme park that rivals Heritage USA
The biblical Disneyland will group some 40 attractions over an area the size of 70 football fields encompassing all areas of the Christian story, according to reports.
The centerpiece will be an "original size" Noah's Ark, which is 490 feet long and surrounded by water.
Other attractions will include two roller coasters — one giving an idea of the Great Flood and another on the theme of heaven and hell — a miniature version of Biblical-era Israel and a Roman amphitheater.

It all sounds so Old Testament.

In the New Testament section they should totally have a ride called "What Would Jesus Do?"!

No word if the park maps will have special text in RED.