The Xmas Card FROM HELL

YA SURE WHATEVER...

Khloe explained the tattoos on her blog: "When we were at dinner, I just knew I wanted a tattoo for Lamar in the web of my hand. Once we got to the shop we decided on getting each other's initials. I got 'LO' in cursive on my right hand and he got 'KO' on both hands

Khloe Kardashian and her Leather Whip

Practice makes Perfect...

Khloe the Mermaid

Khloe Kardashian twittered all morning about how she’s doing a photoshoot as a mermaid with exclamation marks and everything and then she posts a picture looking like the saddest mermaid in all the sea.

Note: Khloe did NOT make the Maxim 'Hot 100' list...there's an obvious reason for that! ...then again, her sister is #53 on the list...go figure...

"Sex and the City" Syndrome

Call it the "Sex and the City" syndrome. California is seeing a surge in young women driving drunk.
Guys are still kings of drinking and driving. But DUI crashes are up more than 100 percent this decade among women ages 21 to 24, the most of any age group.
Trend-setting Hollywood seems to be the epicenter.
Among the young and the restless: Lindsay Lohan (twice), Paris Hilton (it was just one margarita!), Nicole Richie (wielding a black Mercedes) and Khloe Kardashian ("She's a superstar," her attorney said, apropos of nothing).
more HERE

...apparently, these woman have never seen 'Absolutely Fabulous'

Related:
The Sex and the City Drinking Game
Why women are leaving men for other women

Khloe Kardashian naked for fur

...we'd rather go without her

Khloe Kardashian Jail Bait

...boy! ...is she ugly!

Khloe Kardashian wasn't even in jail for 3-hours, but she still spoke to Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show to discuss her life on the inside.
She said that as soon as she got to Lynwood, the drama started, "There were three bomb threats, and so they put me in solitary confinement. A warden came down to see me and said, 'You're the one causing all the problems here ... There's all these bomb threats, and we're thinking it's for you.' They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. But because of all these things, it's a blessing, and I was actually released early because I was a threat to the prison."
Khloe went on to say that she will never drink and drive again, "Honestly, I would never do it again...It's just not worth it...It's so much time."
more HERE

It was 3 fucking hours!

BRUCE JENNER STILL SUCKS AND HE KNOWS WHY WE THINK SO...