Keanu Reeves: My Other Car is a Shopping Cart

Keanu Reeves cleared in paparazzo lawsuit

It's a most excellent outcome for Keanu Reeves in his civil trial. He doesn't owe a paparazzo who sued him a single dime.
Jurors rejected the case Monday, ruling that Reeves is not responsible for the photographer's alleged injuries. Paparazzo Alison Silva sued the star for an incident in March 2007. Silva claimed Reeves struck him with his Porsche, causing him to fall and injure his left wrist.
Over the course of four days, jurors heard how Silva gave contradictory statements about what happened and even saw a video of the celeb shooter using his supposedly damaged hand to scale down a after getting video of Britney Spears.
Reeves stayed for the whole trial, testifying and signing the occasional autograph in the hallway.
Los Angeles Times report HERE

Keanu's Earwax Build-Up

Keanu Reeves leaves the Crown Bar in his black Porsche; he turned away from the cameras and ended up showing massive earwax buildup to the photogs.
Reeves, 43, will be starring in The Day the Earth Stood Still, a remake of the 1951 classic sci-fi film about an alien visitor and his giant robot counterpart who visit Earth.
Last month, Keanu and his costar Jennifer Connelly promoted the new sci-fi film at the Comic-Con 2008 convention in San Diego.
more HERE

Wow! ...ear wax? Really? ...ear wax?
...pathetic

Keanu Reeves removes shoes in restaurant

While dining solo at a ritzy Vancouver restaurant, Keanu Reeves - slurping down oysters on the half shell with red wine - looked more homeless than hunky when he suddenly kicked off his scuffed shoes, pulled off his socks - then stretched and flexed his hairy toes as horrified diners gagged!
After a few moments, a man sitting nearby jumped up and said: “I don’t care who you are - this is totally unacceptable behavior. I’ve paid a lot of money to eat here, and my wife and I don’t want to look at your bare feet!”
Keanu apologized, saying he had cramps in his toes and needed to stretch them.
“If you don’t put your shoes back on, I’ll call the manager,” snapped the patron.
Keanu nodded, slipping on his stuff as he motioned for the check.
From The National Enquirer, Mike Walker's column

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