Keanu Reeves removes shoes in restaurant

While dining solo at a ritzy Vancouver restaurant, Keanu Reeves - slurping down oysters on the half shell with red wine - looked more homeless than hunky when he suddenly kicked off his scuffed shoes, pulled off his socks - then stretched and flexed his hairy toes as horrified diners gagged!
After a few moments, a man sitting nearby jumped up and said: “I don’t care who you are - this is totally unacceptable behavior. I’ve paid a lot of money to eat here, and my wife and I don’t want to look at your bare feet!”
Keanu apologized, saying he had cramps in his toes and needed to stretch them.
“If you don’t put your shoes back on, I’ll call the manager,” snapped the patron.
Keanu nodded, slipping on his stuff as he motioned for the check.
From The National Enquirer, Mike Walker's column