Medical Miracle: 1st photo of 2 assholes touching....

Joe Jackson and his VMA date...

Where is the Body?

Michael Jackson's body has been stashed in Motown founder Berry Gordy's crypt.
His remains were brought back to the white marble, above-ground crypt the Motown record-label founder bought for his family in the Court of Remembrance section of Forest Lawn Cemetery in the Hollywood Hills.
Jackson's body is still missing his brain, which coroners are temporarily keeping for testing.
Aside from Jackson, the simple mausoleum is empty and marked only with a distinctive swooping letter "G."
For the time being, Jackson lies with a who's who of Hollywood heavyweights. Next door is the final resting place of American sweetheart actress Sandra Dee, who died in 2005. And nearby are ornate crypts of Bette Davis and flamboyant pianist Liberace.
Gordy -- who discovered the Jackson 5 -- offered the family use of the crypt until they sort out how to make the most money out of Micheal going forward.
On one side are Jackson's brother Jermaine and father, Joseph, who are insistent the Gloved One be buried at Neverland Ranch so the family can profit off a proposed Graceland-style museum there -- a process that could take years. The other side? ...Well, that would be Tito and LaToya...eeex-actly...
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Kaaa...CHING...!!

In an interview with Good Morning America (via UsWeekly), Joe Jackson (above) said, "I keep watching Paris, she wants to do something." As for 'Blanket' (Prince Michael Jackson II), Joe said the boy has got the moves, "That's what they're saying. He can really dance."
Joe didn't mention Prince Michael I's talents, so does that mean he's the LaToya of the family?
Jackson family matriarch, Katherine Jackson currently has custody of the kids, but Joe somehow thinks that he does too! When asked who could get permanent custody, he said, "The grandmother, Katherine, and I. There's no one else to do what we can do for them. We should keep them all together and make them happy. And feed them like they're supposed to be fed. And let them get rest ... and grow up to be strong Jacksons."
What he really meant by "strong Jacksons" is "cash-flowing Jacksons."

Last we checked, Joe doesn't even use the same bathroom as his wife, she lives in Encino and he lives in Las Vegas...Stay tuned...'cause you know it's gonna get creepier...

Epitome of Shamelessness

Janet Jackson -- and other Jackson family members -- were "really horrified" when they learned Michael Jackson's father, Joe Jackson, started plugging his new Ranch Records label as he walked the red carpet at the BET Awards show Sunday night, which was totally reworked to honor Michael's memory and legacy.
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New Disney Super Group

THE JACKSON 3 featuring Blanket, Paris and Prince Michael, you want to believe Joe Jackson is burning up the phones to Disney with this one; between this deal and the one to turn Neverland Ranch into Graceland Joe has probably been working 24/7 since Thursday.

Where is Tito in all this?

The Jackson Family - A Review

According to a report by the New York Post, most of the Jackson Family isn't fairing too well financially -- even some of the Jackson boys are still living at home! Check out a rundown of the current state of JACKSON.

• Michael is on the verge of losing Neverland ranch as well as the family's Encino, Calif., home. He is currently hiding out in Las Vegas.
• Marlon stocks shelves at a Von's supermarket in San Diego, and had to temporarily move into an extended-stay hotel with his wife.
• Tito formed a band and plays at small gigs for $500 to $1,500.
• Randy does odd jobs for income. He acted as Michael's business manager during the 2005 molestation trial, but ran into problems with friends after he persuaded three people to take out lines of credits against their homes to help Michael pay his attorney fees and Michael didn't bother to pay them back.
• Jackie had a failed Internet clothing business and tries to produce. He still lives at home with his parents.
• Jermaine splits time between the parents home and his girlfriend's home. He has more than $5 million in federal, state and other liens against him and a 1995 bankruptcy filing. He does not work and is still involved in a messy, protracted divorce.
• Janet is the current breadwinner of the family. She bought her mom a Vegas home in anticipation of losing the family's mansion to foreclosure.
• La Toya is all but shunned from the family for declaring Michael guilty during the 1993 molestation case. She earns a living mostly in Europe judging beauty and singing contests. She lives with a wealthy boyfriend in Beverly Hills and has little contact with her siblings.
• Rebbie married successful businessman Nathaniel Brown.
  

Father Joe still thinks the Jackson family can get it together, saying, "We can get back out there and set the world on fire. If the Rolling Stones can still rake in the money, so too can my boys."