David Spade Buys 40 AR 15 Assualt Rifes

David Spade (above left) has given a $100,000 check to the Phoenix Police Foundation. He contacted Chief Jack Harris' office after seeing a story on Fox News Channel recently that the department was trying to find money to provide 300 rifles to patrol officers, to combat the increasingly heavily-armed gang members that they deal with.
The AR-15 rifles the department is seeking cost over $2,000 each; Spade's gift will allow the purchase of more than 40 of the guns.
story is HERE

Jenna's Boobs are Real

Jenna Fischer posted a message on her MySpace denying reports she's been dating David Spade and confirming that her breasts are real.
Ms. Fischer celebrated her first experience of the tabloids printing a false story about her with the following post:

"Over Christmas, I saw a report in Star Magazine that I'm dating David Spade. Imagine my surprise as... I'VE NEVER MET David Spade! What a milestone! My first TOTALLY 100% UNTRUE tabloid report! I've always been very cynical when I hear celebrities say that a story is fake. I figure SOME part of every story must be true right? NO WAY! I have no idea how they are allowed to get away with stuff like that! My publicist said that no one ever called to check the facts of the David Spade story. Which seems strange to me. I have a minor in journalism and I was told to never run a story without 2 reliable sources to back it up. But, while we are on the subject, some other people I've never met are: Orlando Bloom, Colin Farrell, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Brad Pitt. Maybe I can fictionally date some of those guys too?"

"P.S. My boobs are real"

To read the rest of Fischer's post, click here

David Spade impregnates Miss March 2005

The 22-year old Jillian Grace, Playboy magazines' Miss March 2005, said that she had a relationship with David Spade and is now carrying his baby.
David told TMZ: "I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility."

Mr. Spade went on to say he also would take responsibility for the movies Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol and Racing Stripes SUCKING so badly...

Hollywood Writer's Strike Begins

Apparently, we'll be inundated with crap like this...





...concept: good...just not funny