David Spade impregnates Miss March 2005

The 22-year old Jillian Grace, Playboy magazines' Miss March 2005, said that she had a relationship with David Spade and is now carrying his baby.
David told TMZ: "I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility."

Mr. Spade went on to say he also would take responsibility for the movies Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol and Racing Stripes SUCKING so badly...