Another Classic Craigslist Posting

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Date: 2009-02-16, 10:40AM PST

Naughty Libre Gone Wild for Hot Steamy Wrestling Action - w4m - 110
Hola!!!! I am Dangerfield McKnuckles, Libre Hero of the Peoplez. Back in Mexico I bested all of Mexico's finest libre fighters in hand to hand combat. I also battled a vast array of mythical beast, including the Chupacabra, and emerged victorious every time. If you are seeking some hot and steamy wrestling action you have found your libre. Now I offer raunchy wrestling experiences to the peoplez and my fans. I am completely independent and promise you won't be disappointed(wink/wink).

SERVICES I DO OFFER
wrestling; open handed hand-to-hand combat
SERVICES I DO NOT OFFER
b b b j; c b j; Cleveland steamers; Texas tea pots; Cincinnati hot plates; greek; rusty trombones; doggie; donkey punching; h j's; ear penetration; foot rubs; body massages; french kissing; skat play; golden showers; p guzzling; bondage; S&M; hugging; eye contact; shaving; s e x; licking; 69; trains; gang bangs; squirting; tickling; laughing; russian; the Leaping Lenny Poffo double leap sack slam(I don't care how much you pay me I won't do this so don't even ask guys); missionary; dry humping; Ram Jam; Tito Santana's Flying Burrito; Camel Clutching(under no conditions)
RATES
$15,000 /hour; $12,000/half hour; $1,000,000/ the ultimate overnight personal wrestlemania (BEST VALUE)