Saturday, January 05, 2008

Sensitivity, Style and Alli Sims

Britney Spears' cousin, coattail riding gold digger and former assistant Alli Sims was not involved with rescuing the singer during her breakdown.
It was reported that Sims used "...brute force to pry the singer out of the bathroom where she had barricaded herself with son Jayden James."
But Sims denies it: "I absolutely was not there. And even if I was there I would not have banged down the door with a hammer, that's not my style. I would have knocked!"

...in other words, Alli would never attempt to help a family member in serious need...it's not her style...

Click here to see Britney's wild 24 hours and here for a time line of her crazy day...

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Friday, December 21, 2007

Inside the Shallow Hole that is Alli Sims

Alli Sims gave an interview to German Magazine Maxi about breaking out from Britney's shadow and making it on her own as a singer.
She states, "When I make it as a singer, I will have made it on my own. The people who help me with my career right now, I have met without Britney and that's good. I don't want her to help me, I wanna make it on my own. I wanna be the next Norah Jones. I just wanna be on stage and sing blues. If I were a product, I would be Louis Vuitton. Classic, tasteful, timeless."

She also talked about her relationship with The Speared One and how the media blows it out of proportion, “The media exaggerates. My cousin is a wonderful person. Our life is fine. We have two drinks a night, nothing more. Look at me: I am more of a nerd than too wild."

Face it Alli, you have the SPEARS BLOOD running through you, it's time to breed like the white trash whore you really are... you'll never reach the level of say...KELLI PICKLER...

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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Another one Jumps off the SS-SPEARS

The SS-Spears is sinking and everybody’s favorite assistant/cousin/wannabe pop star ALLI SIMS grabbed a life jacket and entered the raft.

In Touch Weekly is reporting that Britney’s biggest enabler defender, Alli, packed her bags and abruptly moved out of Brit’s Malibu home Wednesday morning - just hours before a judge was to review his decision about the custody of her two kids.

Insiders tell In Touch that she has finally had enough. “Alli wants her own life and own career,” says one. “She can’t take anymore of the drama.”

Hopefully Alli will have the free time now to work on being an internationally ignored singer!

HERE is her website, ya'all

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