Friday, January 09, 2009

Wynonna Ready to Hit the Skids

Weight-loss pill Alli has recruited Wynonna Judd, as famous for her girth as for her country twang, to push the diet cause.
see HERE

...hummm...Alli is the stuff that makes you shit indiscriminately...do you have that picture in your head now?

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Sunday, December 23, 2007

Weight Loss Drug has Disgusting Side Effects

There’s a 'new' over-the-counter drug available in the U.S. that’s apparently flying off the shelves; it’s called Alli.
The drug company markets it as a weight loss pill. They say it will give “safe and effective weight loss”. Because it’s FDA approved it must be good. What could possibly go wrong?
A simplified medical description of the drug is that it’s a fat blocker; it stops your body from absorbing some of the fat in your diet. It doesn’t burn calories. But fat that would have otherwise been absorbed by your body…isn’t; fat contains calories, so less calories go into your body.

But here’s the most important thing the drug does:

IT MAKES YOU SHIT OIL RANDOMLY.

That's right! Random explosive black runny tar outta your ass...

Another billion dollar weight loss product...yippie!

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