Weight Loss Drug has Disgusting Side Effects

There’s a 'new' over-the-counter drug available in the U.S. that’s apparently flying off the shelves; it’s called Alli.
The drug company markets it as a weight loss pill. They say it will give “safe and effective weight loss”. Because it’s FDA approved it must be good. What could possibly go wrong?
A simplified medical description of the drug is that it’s a fat blocker; it stops your body from absorbing some of the fat in your diet. It doesn’t burn calories. But fat that would have otherwise been absorbed by your body…isn’t; fat contains calories, so less calories go into your body.

But here’s the most important thing the drug does:

IT MAKES YOU SHIT OIL RANDOMLY.

That's right! Random explosive black runny tar outta your ass...

Another billion dollar weight loss product...yippie!