Walmart Super Baby Burrito

Throw away a Buritto? There really are some sick people in the world!
What next? Discarding Tomales? Disposable Tacos?
Easy access to Mexican food is one of the main benefits of living in the U.S. in the 21st century.

This unidentified newspaper 'police beat' clipping appeared on the internet on or around April 4, 2008. Although we've had no luck discovering the actual newspaper the blurb appeared in, we have located a radio show that featured the blurb on April 2, 2008 while they were doing a bit on April Fool's Day which occurred the day before...so, we suspect it was an April Fool's gag...still pretty funny...

FREE FOOD, PEOPLE!!

Seems like Fast Food just figured out how to increase traffic at their various locations:

Dunkin' Donuts has declared May 15 Free Iced Coffee Day. Today you can score a free 16-ounce cold beverage from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m.

McDonald's will be giving away its new chicken biscuits and sandwiches all day today.

Wal-Mart is giving away free ice cream May 18.