Happy Birthday Ms. Presley

She has a brother?

This week's National Enquirer is featuring another drug den. Apparently Lisa Marie Presley's 21-year-old half-brother Navarone Garibaldi is a big-time pot dealer - with green buds hanging in the closet and pounds more growing in the basement!
The thing that shocks us is finding out Lisa Marie has a half-brother; we didn't know that mom Priscilla Presley had a son with her one-time partner of 22 years, 'Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers' director Marco Garibaldi.

It's my party and I'll Inject if I want to...

Priscilla Presley was just one of the celebrity victims of a doctor from Argentina who was injecting his clients with low-grade silicone similar to what's used to lube auto parts.
Dr. Daniel Serrano gave Priscilla the injections in 2003 and told her it was better than Botox. Dr. Serrano smuggled the non-FDA approved drug into the US and charged $300 to $500 per session to do this at rich peoples houses under the"PARTY" umbrella, you know the one's where white trash buy knock off designer purses an inflated prices, the difference is these "PARTIES" were at Lionel Richie's TRAILER. The feds have named him Dr. Jiffy Lube. more HERE

Anyway, the injections cause lumps, paralysis and holes. Mr. Lube was convicted last week for smuggling drugs and he's also being investigated by immigration officials and may be deported. Lionel Richie's wife, Diane Richie, was also indicted as an accomplice. Diane held injection parties at her house. She was placed on probation.

Priscilla is currently receiving corrective surgery to fix her face, and taking dance lessons.
that story is HERE

ScientoloWhores or The Munsters 2.0 ?

Yes...that is the sound of THE KING rolling over in his Meditation Garden...