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I Scream

A chain email has been floating around and it's too good not to share. In case the email hasn't popped up in your inbox yet, please enjoy some hilarity ... ice-cream style:
Ben & Jerry have created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama.
Due to the new flavor's popularity, they asked for suggestions from the public for flavors to commemorate George W.
Here are some of our favorite responses:

• Abu Grape
• Cluster Fudge
• Nut'n Accomplished
• RockyRoad to Fascism
• "You're Shitting In My Mouth And Calling It A" Sundae
• Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf**ker... Swirl
• Bloody Sundae
• Caramel Preemptive Stripe (above)
• I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands...with nuts

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Get free stuff for voting...

Starbucks , Krispy Kreme and Ben & Jerry's are all offering free stuff for voting today, however the leader in the free give away is The Babeland Sex Shop for a free "Silver Bullet" mini-vibrator.
Those of you who vote in Georgia may be out of luck since requiring someone to say they voted in order to receive a free coffee is a felony. more HERE

PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Breast Milk

WATERBURY, Vermont -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk.
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here's the letter:
Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc.
Dear Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield,
On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I'd like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry's.
Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent breast milk procured from human donors who are paid in exchange for their milk. If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers-and cows-would reap the benefits.Using cow's milk for your ice cream is a hazard to your customer's health. Dairy products have been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, and prostate and ovarian cancer.
The late Dr. Benjamin Spock, America's leading authority on child care, spoke out against feeding cow's milk to children, saying it may play a role in anemia, allergies, and juvenile diabetes and in the long term, will set kids up for obesity and heart disease-America's number one cause of death.Animals will also benefit from the switch to breast milk. Like all mammals, cows only produce milk during and after pregnancy, so to be able to constantly milk them, cows are forcefully impregnated every nine months.
After several years of living in filthy conditions and being forced to produce 10 times more milk than they would naturally, their exhausted bodies are turned into hamburgers or ground up for soup.And of course, the veal industry could not survive without the dairy industry.
Because male calves can't produce milk, dairy farmers take them from their mothers immediately after birth and sell them to veal farms, where they endure 14 to 17 weeks of torment chained inside a crate so small that they can't even turn around.
The breast is best! Won't you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow's milk to breast milk in Ben and Jerry's ice cream?
Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Tracy Reiman
Executive Vice President

EJ Gets a BJ...Flavor...

MONTPELIER, Vermont - Ben & Jerry's wanted to salute Sir Elton John for finally playing the state of Vermont (he's apparently played in all 49 other states) so they have created an ice cream flavor based off one of his greatest classics:
"The limited-batch ice cream, made from 'an outrageous symphony of decadent chocolate ice cream, peanut butter cookie dough, butter-brickle and white chocolate chunks,' is a take-off on his 1970s album and song 'Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.' It will be available from July 18 to July 25, 2008 in the company's Vermont scoop shops, with proceeds going to the Elton John AIDS Foundation, officials said Tuesday."
He'll play Vermont on July 21, 2008. ticket info HERE
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