US tells Marines to stop farting....

Story HERE

The Kardashian Honeymoon....

Kate Hudson's PDA's give some people a headache it seems...

David Arquette ...this might be good....

How MTV Stars spend their cash

Story HERE

We like candles...

Divorce in T- Minus 365

I'd like to think he is acting...but I think NOT...

THE PUNCH LINE

"Some people think Gadhafi will go into exile somewhere harmless where we can keep an eye on him. I'm thinking 'Dancing With the Stars.' " -- Craig Ferguson

95 and Stung 400 times...

Story HERE

Clowns Rob Jewelry Store

Story HERE

Still and always ...A DICK

Story HERE

Carrie Fisher dropped some baggage....

Jury sides with DR in Penis case....

Story HERE

Vacation Junkie?

Story HERE

X-Men extended scene....

Drama Queen

Chaz Bono now has beard....

Pirates of the WTF?

Bill's a VEGAN...the world's about to end...

Story HERE

What's he smoking....?

RIP: Jerry Lieber

THE PUNCH LINE

"Should I wear my Kevlar hairpiece?" -- From David Letterman's Top Ten Thoughts That Went Through Letterman's Mind After Hearing About a Jihadist Threat He Received

Naked Guy in Rampage...AGAIN...

Story HERE

Dog eats 10k in diamonds...

Story HERE

Man charged with swimming pool theft....

Story HERE

Intruders found in casket

Story HERE

"The Bub" rocks the 1980's

Jerry Lewis VS MDA

STORY HERE

Even Tony falls down.....

9/11 Wine?

Story HERE

And then J-Lo farted...

Kidnapped?

Story HERE

THE PUNCH LINE

"It's so hot, the terror alert level was raised to 'sweaty.'" -- From David Letterman's Top Ten Answers To The Question, "How Hot Is It?"

Monument to GREED....

Story HERE

Food Network goes BLUE

Bid to be HUGE....

Story HERE

Tara Reid on Honeymoon....

And finally Louisiana's early settlers came up with the name "Baton Rouge".

The Hulkster had him some MAN LOVE?

Story HERE

4 Letters....S P C A

Not the Tokyo Shock Boys

Criminal Behavior...NOT SO MUCH...

Says NO to Speedo...and sues...

Story HERE

Animal sacrifices at a barbershop?

Story HERE

Penis Amputation trial starts....

Story HERE

Anderson Cooper Loses It...

Story HERE

The Definition of "STRIP-MALL"

Abercrombie & Fitch has issues with "The Shore"

We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino's association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image. We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans. We have therefore offered a substantial payment to Michael 'The Situation' Sorrentino and the producers of MTV's The Jersey Shore to have the character wear an alternate brand. We have also extended this offer to other members of the cast, and are urgently waiting a response.

Singing Dog....

iResturant

Story HERE

Surprize Wedding

Story HERE

It's "BURN YOUR BRA" tuesday...

a full set HERE

Bride see's groom eaten by SHARK

Story HERE

And then he pee'd on the plane...

Story HERE

Vampire Caught

STORY HERE

Hillary Duff, Prego and on the way to see the Wizard?

THE PUNCH LINE

"Stop forcing us to live on an inhuman $12 million a year." -- From David Letterman's Top Ten NBA Player Demands

KISS Coffee Shop coming to Las Vegas....

Story HERE

A Special kind of DUI

Story HERE

M. Staples and C. Lauper sing The Weight

Lego VW: The Video

Jerry Garcia Mini Fig not included....

Obama's Armored Busses....

Story HERE

Hookers arrested in Daytona Beach over the weekend....

When Pro Wrestling and Pro Ice Skating Meet

A Weekend EVERYONE can live without...

and then we shoot it over the border...

11/21/2011

When I was a kid....