Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 30, 2011
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Saturday, May 28, 2011
THE PUNCH LINE
"Arnold (Schwarzenegger) kept the child secret for 10 years. So maybe he is a good actor after all." -- Conan O'Brien
Friday, May 27, 2011
THE PUNCH LINE
"Arnold knew Maria was going to divorce him. When she kicked him out,
he had $500 and two phone numbers sewn into his pajamas." -- Rita
Rudner
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Monday, May 23, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
THE PUNCH LINE
"Officials say the terrorists are now going
after our railways. The rail line you should really avoid is
Amtrakistan." -- Jay Leno