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Dressed and ready for Walmart....

Rihanna has to poop....

Dylan meets The Beatles

Interesting Tattoos

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Jennifer Aniston is COLD it appears...

A Poem from Melissa Etheridges Ex Tammy Lynn Michaels

no more censorship for me?

well, no censorship?
really, honey?
awesome.

things can be a long time coming
to one
and smash the hell out of
another:
hit and run
not even staying to clean up the mess

secrets, with-holding,
whispering to all but
the one whom holds the vows
and the toddlers

disappearances into the
hourglass-shaped wood with strings
never to finish a fight
never interested in clarifying,
making sense, making it right
even finishing the fight
more interested in making something rhyme
time after time after time
and later angsting that you and me, WE
it didn't work out
you evolved
you needed to be happy-
but really... you withdrew your hands
from family and intimacy
to pluck those strings more
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i'd rather hear 10,000 fans
screaming my name in worship
than hear my wife harp on me
about my family intimacy issues too,
you know?
which one is going to get me harder?
easy answer

sideswiped and left mangled
up to my eyes in toilet training toddlers
and sounds of a guitar wailing
letting me know
you would probably leave me soon
i know those heart-ache wails by now

i even told you it was a break up album
and you laughed at me
you laughed and laughed
i heard fearless and i got sick
"that's your break up song with me"
i said to you
you got so angry with me, remember?
and stomped off

so thank you for telling an interviewer
that you WON'T censor me on my blog
(i thought i was to say nothing, my bad)
i was so unhappy thinking people dare look at me
and think that i consider
a marriage and forever to be
nine years or six years or whatever
and i gave up on everything
and just walked off
never is that me... nope, never

cuz i did not go anywhere, honey.
and you and i both know it
please stop telling the press it was mutual-

my birthday rolled around,
the holidays....
and me and the twins sat right there waiting...
we didn't go anywhere. we just
sat and waited and waited and waited and waited.....

"i saw you with your new friends....
you wear them so well...."

i think you're saying it's okay
to be more open now on this blog?
whew.
good. cuz sitting on the fence of
"speak true"
and
"say nothing"

fucking rides a pole so far up my ass it nearly pierces my brain, and i can't take it anymore, now that i am back home where people don't live in the smoke and mirrors.

oh, and don't let me forget this.

i still love that damn woman so much, i'm still trying to stop. i had a dream last where honey and i were fighting and going to get a divorce, and i woke up sobbing.... then i realized. oh. it's true. and then what do you do? when the horrible feeling in the dream gets to stay even after you wake up?

there. there is my truth as of today.

home again.
home again.
feeling true.
feeling honest.

THE PUNCH LINE

"Fake postcard from Mullah Omar in Las Vegas reading 'This place is awesome, dude!'" -- From David Letterman's Top Ten Ways to get Osama Out of His Cave

Saudi Women beat up Virtue Cops

Story HERE.

Fergie selling Royal Access Video

See it HERE.

Venus Venus Venus

Puppet Fun in AZ

Hey, whats that on the table?

SIMON Cowell: The Photo

Not Sleeping together ALREADY

"Kevin and Danielle had never spent a night together until their wedding night, so she had no clue that he snores so loudly. She loves her husband, but now she sleeps in a guest room when he gets too noisy. They are still crazy about each other. But the snoring has become a big joke for their friends."

Kyrsten Sinema Arizona State Rep.

We are just say'in, she's amazingly photogenic for a politician....I can't remember seeing MS Pelosi in a top like that....

Her website HERE.

"The Ant" is currently on a 5150 Hold

Ant fans - please send me postcards at the Chelsea & Westminster Hospital, Fulham Road. Please don't come down here as it may upset the staff who have been really pleasant.

I am having a well earned rest at Her Majesty's Pleasure and am painting and continuing being an art student. I have a great view and am considering gigs later in the year.

Celebrity Deformites

A Mr Mike Classic

Separated and it feels so good....

Moden Family Meets the Weinermobile

RIP: GARY COLEMAN

What causes that to happen?

Memorial Day Weekend TV Marathons

See the list HERE.

Megamind Trailer

See it HERE.

Gary Coleman on Life Support

"As of mid-morning on May 27, Mr. Coleman was conscious and lucid. By early afternoon, Mr. Coleman was slipping in and out of consciousness and his condition worsened. We are saddened to announce that since mid-afternoon, Mountain Time, on May 27, 2010, Mr. Coleman has been unconscious and on life support. At this critical moment, we can only ask for your thoughts and prayers for Gary to make a speedy and full recovery."

Dio Memorial Set for May 30th

Story HERE.

Hitler causing issues AGAIN

Story HERE.

Kendra Wilkinson Box Set Coming?

Radar Online reports that a second Kendra sex tape is already making the rounds. This time, the co-star is a woman. Sources who have seen the tape says toys are involved and it gets really graphic. One source went on to say, "This is really, really graphic and showing her in compromising positions; things you would think would be embarrassing for her."

Vivid already has the girl/girl tape in their hands and they are thinking about releasing it as a sequel to Kendra Exposed.

At least she is making a living....

Willis' Brother in ICU

Gary Coleman is currently hospitalized in a Utah hospital in Surgical ICU.

Seems Coleman was admitted yesterday after he was transported from his home around 12:50 PM.

Recipes for the Twilight Crowd

See them all HERE.

Dollywood Turns 25

Story HERE.

THE PUNCH LINE

"Eliot Spitzer may get his own show on CNN. It would be quite a switch for somebody else to be paying him for an hour." -- David Letterman

WHAT? Viagra linked to hearing loss

Story HERE.

Jackson Family selling unauthorized MJ Crap

According to MJ estate lawyer Howard Weitzman says, "The Trustees of the Estate of Michael Jackson did not authorize the making or the sale of the Michael Jackson Tribute Belts." Weitzman continues, "We would never condone the use of Michael's children's signatures to promote the sale of merchandise."

Seems that Blanket and grandma signed some of the belts....hahahaha

Shots you won't believe

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Coolest House in the Neighborhood

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Box Art Done, Street date to follow...

American Idol Prediction

We are a couple minutes away from a much better picture....

She can't even pose topless right...

Cover of a Rob Zombie directed Film?

Safe Foods 101

White House State Dinner Menu for Mexican President

A salad of jicama with oranges, grapefruit and pineapple citrus vinaigrette; an herb green ceviche; Oregon Wagyu beef in Oaxacan black mole (one of Bayless' signature moles); and several desserts, including goat cheese ice cream.

What....No Taco Bell...?

Bret is Bret

. Rocker Bret Michaels told Rolling Stone that he was watching cable TV porn when he suffered a severe brain hemorrhage in April.

"I was going back and forth from SportsCenter to Busty Cops 3," he admits. "Maybe that's what did it!"

We're just say'in...

90 Days until Burning Man 2010....

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Her 15 minutes were over 45 minutes ago...

THE PUNCH LINE

"A congressman from my state of Indiana, Mark Souder, has been forced to resign because of a sex scandal. Finally, I'm not Indiana's biggest embarrassment." -- David Letterman

Can you say World Wrestling Entertainment...?

A Classic Read

Get it HERE.

Literature build in 2 days

Story HERE.

A Little Fun at the NYC Library

Lohan all SCRAMMED UP

Judge ordered the new accessory installed today and another visit in July, P.S. she can't leave town which will cut into her role as Linda Lovelace this summer.....

A Night of Stevie Nicks Worship

Lohan Speaks...hahahaha

The HIT of the 2010 Christmas Season

Simon Monjack Dead

The L.A. Times reports that paramedics arrived at Simon's home after receiving a 911 call at around 9:30pm. They found an unconscious Simon in the master bedroom and they tried to resuscitate him. They pronounced him dead at the scene. Simon was 39.

Academy Award Contender

Enough Said...

THE PUNCH LINE

"For the first time, an Arab-American, Rima Fakih, won Miss USA. Rima is very excited and she hopes this will help get her name off the no-fly list." -- Jay Leno

Death by Toilet Brush?

Story HERE.

Hypocritical Video of the Year

The old "hide in the coffin" trick

Story HERE.

A Prom to Remember

According to a Lorain Police Department report, an officer working the North Ridgeville High School prom was approached by school administrators who had received several complaints about the "highly intoxicated" Halter. When told of these complaints, Halter replied, "This is my fucking prom, this is bullshit."

Halter, her speech slurred, denied drinking alcohol and cursed out the school's principal and assistant principal. "You are fucking bitches, this is my prom, I'm not drunk," said Halter. After refusing to take a Breathalyzer test, Halter attempted to swing a chair at cops, and then began "smacking her forehead into the chair handle causing her nose to bleed."

While being handcuffed, Halter "began kicking, screaming, spitting and thrashing about." As she was walked out of DeLuca's catering hall, Halter--screaming obscenities--"let her legs go limp," so officers had to carry the teen to a patrol car. That is when Halter "cleared her throat and spit a bloody ball of spit" at Officer Kyle Gelenius, whose name tag was ripped from his uniform by Halter during the confrontation.

Seated in the back of the cruiser, Halter "continued to spit blood on the windows, the divider, and the roof," and kicked the vehicle's window. For her prom night meltdown, Halter was booked into the Lorain County jail and charged with assaulting a cop, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, and underage drinking.

Just another stroll down to Walmart

The Ramones at Winterland 1978

Riding to work NAKED...

Story HERE

Yo Ke$ha, Everyone already has gotten Head From You

Betty and Tracy: The Video

Betty White going wild with Tracy Morgan in a New York Magazine Shoot