Famous people with autistic traits

See more HERE.

Think...

Hilton's House for sale 4.25 Million

The 88 - Press Kit

Video: Comic-Con 2007

A little walk around

Speed Racer

Batmobile

We ♥ Chocolate

Molested Sheep Unable to Testify in Court...

Under Dutch law, bestiality is not a crime unless it can be proved the animal didn't want to have sex.
the story is HERE

Why is the Lying Man Still in Charge of the Law?

U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales Impeachment Bill to be Introduced

UPDATE: CHENEY & BUSH MAY BE THE ONLY ONES IN AMERICA WHO THINK GONZALES SHOULDN'T BE FIRED
read more HERE

First Bergman, now Antonioni

Michelangelo Antonioni, one of the most innovative and distinctive film-makers of the 20th century, has died at the age of 94. The Italian director died at his home in Rome on Monday evening, less than 24 hours after the death of Ingmar Bergman - that other great giant of European art-house cinema.

obit HERE

The Bob and The Brit

Henry and The GodFather

Wartime Hollywood

Arizona Exorcist

A 48-year-old Phoenix man whom authorities say was choking his 3-year-old granddaughter during an exorcism early Saturday died after being touched with a Taser several times by police.
the Arizona Republic report is HERE

Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan O'Brian

NBC has targeted Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan O’Brien in 2009. NBC late-night chief Rick Ludwin says he doesn’t expect to make an announcement until sometime after the first of the year, but he confirmed that Fallon is on the top of the network’s list.

Courtney has a blog

Courtney Love has a MySpace blog...here is an excerpt exactly as typed...

im gonna stop posting someone snukc in my blog subscrioptipns thats a membe rof the media or somethingt liek teh media i wa stols today about tmz being trabnie aobsessed with everyone whats yup wiuth that Harvery guy? why cabnt he deal with the fact hat my operation is one of the better ones outta stickholm and you cant evebn see my adams apple? i mean in fact i can even go INTOP LABOUR! that dr was gret! from denmark i bekleive he was helena chritensons dad.

It's like a seizure. Only in blog form. Brilliant.
see for yourself HERE

Former 49ers Coach Bill Walsh Dead at 75

Bill Walsh, the groundbreaking football coach who won three Super Bowls and perfected the ingenious schemes that became known as the West Coast offense during a Hall of Fame career with the San Francisco 49ers, has died. He was 75.

Walsh died early Monday following a long battle with leukemia, according to Stanford University, where he served as coach and athletic director. Contrary to rumor he did not share needles with Tom Snyder.

Paris Hilton's Six Daily Thoughts:

1. I
2. Need
3. To
4. Be
5. Seen
6. Today

Scientists breed world’s first mentally ill mouse...

I thought.....well I guess not....oh never mind see it HERE.

Faith Hill protects hubbys nuts...

See it HERE.

Great Dane

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - Security officials for Denmark's Queen Margrethe II and Prince Henrik are enraged by photographs purporting to show a nude prostitute on the royal thrones.
A Danish prostitute says she used a camera with a timer to take explicit pictures in the royal reception rooms at Christiansborg Palace in Copenhagen.

the rest are HERE

Political Cleavage

A Legend Passes...

Talk show great Tom Snyder, whose smoke-filled interviews were staple of late night television in the 1970's, has died after a struggle with leukemia. He was 71.
Nobody ever did a better interview than Tom and you can see a collection of them HERE.

I had the pleasure of many emails and chats with Tom over the past decade and can say without a doubt there is a huge hole left in television without his wit and the real interest he would bring to any subject he communicated about.

The communicator of a generation is gone...

Death has caught up with Ingmar Bergman

Legendary Swedish director Ingmar Bergman, whose films and stage productions brought him wide international acclaim for over half a century, has died at the age of 89. He passed away in his home in Faro, Sweden.
obit HERE

Bergmans masterpiece 'The Seventh Seal': Max von Sydow plays chess w/Death

WTF Virus Spreads

Viral marketing is marketing that is spread by others. It could be the main stream media, bloggers, social advocates, radicals, cultural subgroups, community leaders, protesters and/or politicians.
The attraction of viral marketing is that it spreads quickly and almost effortlessly. The viral marketer only needs to flick the spark and fan the flames. The danger of viral marketing is that once you create it, it takes on a life of its own. You can’t control the direction or the acceleration. Viral marketing is like a forest fire or viral outbreak efficient at spreading and difficult to control.

An example of viral marketing in action is the teen-targeted campaign launched by Mac’s Convenience Stores in Ontario, Canada selling flavored slushy drinks called Frosters. The new flavors are “WTF” and “OMG” which most teens know mean “What the F**k” and “Oh my Gawd”.
Some adults who discover the meanings are upset. Emotional support and protests are two contributing elements of a viral marketing campaign.
To be successful this virus only needs to drive one summer of ice drink sales.
Who's spreading the WTF virus?
more info HERE

What's so funny...

Bush Ups the Ante: U.S. Arms Sales to Mid-East

Saudi police graduates attending a graduation ceremony in Riyadh June 26, 2007.

WASHINGTON - The United States will announce a series of arms deals worth at least 20 billion U.S. dollars with Saudi Arabia and five other oil-rich Persian Gulf states as well as new military aid packages to Israel and Egypt. The agreements are to provide 30 billion dollars in new U.S. aid to Israel and 13 billion dollars to Egypt.
The arms sales to Saudi Arabia are to include air-to-air missiles; sales to the other Gulf Cooperation Council countries - the United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, Qatar, Bahrain and Oman – will be defensive weapons.
The sale will be the largest weapons negotiation by the Bush administration.
more info HERE

MAXIMUM PERIL...

Arrivederci Uomini

RICCIONE, Italy - Italian women, tired of unwanted advances and stares while sunbathing on the beach, now have their own exclusive stretch of sand on the Adriatic coast...children are also made unwelcome.
With some men looking on from outside the perimeter, women customers do aerobics, sports and put sun cream on each other.
"For many women who want to sunbathe topless, for instance, it's a great plus not to have men around, because often men won't go away and stare insistently", said Italian beachgoer Giulia Martini.

But the men were not impressed.
"I think this is very stupid. Men and women should always be mixed. Otherwise, what are we on this planet for?" said Italian beachgoer Franco Stroppiani.

'...don't do what your big sister done...'

the National Enquirer is alleging that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant...

Aloha From Hawaii

HONOLULU -- Fans of Elvis Presley gathered on Thursday for an unveiling of a life-size statue of the King of Rock and Roll. In 1973, Presley did a famed 'Elvis - Aloha From Hawaii' concert. To mark that television event and the 30th anniversary of his death, the cable channel TV Land commissioned the statue. "It was a first; a worldwide telecast, and it was seen by millions of people. It was incredible," concert promoter Tom Moffat said.
a lot more HERE

Ask a Genius a Stupid Question

Marilyn vos Savant is a national columnist and author. She was listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for five years under "Highest IQ" for both childhood and adult scores. Since 1986, Marilyn has been writing the "Ask Marilyn" question-and-answer column for Parade...
This week there were no answers...
This week there were questions...really stupid questions...

• Didn’t Louis XIII have any furniture? Everybody’s heard about his son’s furniture, but what about him?
• Does a 10-gallon hat really hold that much? They don’t look big enough.
• I notice you have the same first name as Marilyn Monroe. Are you two related?
• Where did all the stars go? In the ‘50s, the sky was loaded with them.
• Do you think daylight-saving time could be contributing to global warming? The longer we have sunlight, the more it heats the atmosphere.
• I just observed a flock of geese flying in a “V” formation. Is that the only letter they know?
  

the rest are HERE

the Manssiere is finally Here

The obesity epidemic is fueling a storm in a he-cup with the arrival of a compression bra for males suffering the indignity of man boobs.
The creators of the Male Support Vest promise it will flatten the chest, make breasts less noticeable and reduce bounce during physical activity.
more HERE

10 Gay Pop Icons

5. Shirley Bassey

Seems some were left out...
the list is HERE

Paul Stanley Hospitalized

Kiss singer/guitarist suffered a sudden heart ailment prior to the band's Friday show at Soboba Casino in San Jacinto, California.
Message from Paul HERE

German Übermodels age well

Claudia Schiffer in Vogue Paris more HERE

Heidi Klum in Arena Magazine more HERE

'the Goebbels of Scientology'

UPDATE

More Information Than You Need...

* According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
* The most common fantasy is oral sex.
* 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
* Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
* In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.
* Men say the average erect penis is 10″. Women say it’s 4″.
* A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
* 56% of men have had sex at work.
* Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
* 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.
* 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.
* The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
* A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.
* At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.
* England’s King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse.
* 29% of us are virgins when we marry.
* The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
* 58% like dirty talk during sex.
* 22% rent porno flicks at least once.
even more HERE

the Snake Looks Happy...

more info HERE

New Adventures with Old Harry

Wild women! Lurid adventures! Shocking Desires!

Lois Lenz, Lesbian Secretary is the tale of a talented typist a long way from home, who discovers how much fun the twilight world of lesbian career girls can be! The story your mother never told you, published now for your own good.
find it HERE

Best Commercials? Perhaps

see more HERE

Better than Mr. Microphone

"The dildo vibrates through the same waves as a voice. So you can use it in Tokyo when your boyfriend in New York is talking to you on the phone."more info HERE

Sacred Cow Euthanized

Welsh officials ordered Shambo, the bull to be killed after it developed bovine tuberculosis and followed a stand-off between Hindu monks, supporters and police over access to the religious retreat.
the story is HERE

Lesbianism linked to Satan by Spanish judge

Spain is one of the most liberal countries in the world. And although the Catholic Church has sway over vast portions of the population, the left-leaning government voted for same-sex marriage in 2005.
Judge Fernando Ferrin Calamita ruled that a lesbian mother can keep her children only if she finds a male companion then went on to blast the socialist government, saying pro-gay laws were a “mistake by the parliament controlled by the ruling party”.
Calamita was quoted saying “It is understood that...belonging to a satanic sect...would negatively affect the children and serve as a reason for a change of custody...(well) it’s the same with homosexuality.”

Zsa Zsa's Hubby resurfaces

Frederic von Anhalt, the eighth husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, was found naked in the backseat of his Rolls Royce behind a Bel-Air Country Club, claiming he'd been mugged by three attractive women...
Von Anhalt told police three women in a white Chrysler convertible pulled up alongside him and said they were fans of his and wanted him to pose with them for pictures.
He said he stopped, got out, posed and hugged them, and then one of the women put a handgun to his neck and demanded money. He said they took $1,800 in cash, along with jewelry, all his clothing and his car keys -- but left the Rolls Royce -- then disappeared...

OH WELL...

Sexiest Ladies of The Simpsons

5. Edna Krabappel

see the rest HERE

SOUL SEARCH

BET brought you the CELEBRATION OF GOSPEL, the #1 religious program in television history, and now comes SUNDAY BEST, a nationwide search for America's next great gospel singer. SUNDAY BEST will search storefront churches, parishes and mega-churches from Atlanta to Los Angeles and Chicago to find the best undiscovered singers in America.
find out more HERE

Yikes!

Prediction: Whoopi Goldberg will be named the new co-host of The View

Personal Planetarium

The Celestron SkyScout is a revolutionary hand held device that uses advanced GPS technology with point and click convenience to identify thousands of stars, planets, constellations and more.

see it all HERE

Mountains out of Molehills

Keira Knightley is well aware that her breasts are “small and humble”, and is now used to seeing her assets digitally enhanced for movie interviews and posters.
She snorts, “I don't have any tits, so I can't show cleavage. But you're not actually allowed to be on a magazine in the US without at least a C cup because it turns people off.
"Apparently they have done market research and found that women want to see no less than a C cup on other women…So they make my tits bigger."

more HERE

Anyone But Hillary!!!!

Read about it Here!

Once Upon a Time...there were great movies...

Just Impeach the Entire GOP...and a few Democrats too...

"Why can't they impeach the entire Republican Party?" After all, the utter lawlessness of the last six years could not have occurred without the active complicity of the full GOP leadership.
the op ed is HERE

Lohan: The 911 Call

Hear it HERE.

Impeach, Indict, Imprison!!!

Many do not like Sean Penn...but, as evidenced here...he has the balls to speak the truth...

Tom DeLay Supports the Apocalypse

Brian May: Astrophysicist

Brian May, the lead guitarist from rock band Queen, is close to earning his doctorate in astrophysics -- more than 35 years after quitting his studies to become a rock star.
His thesis, "Radial Velocities in the Zodiacal Dust Cloud," is the last component of his PhD studies, and May expected to complete his work on Wednesday.
the story is HERE

Auction for Keith Richards book tops $7M

The battle for Keith Richards’ autobiography has turned into the hottest auction of the summer. Bidding for a book by the Rolling Stones’ famed founding member, co-song writer and rhythm guitarist has reached $7.1 million...
the full story is HERE

Amy BLOW YOUR NOSE...oh wait...IT'S BLOW

Britney's Whitetrash Shoparama

Britney's super spree at Lisa Kline on Robertson Blvd. was every bit the spectacle one expects from the credit card-wielding weavewreck. Britney asked one employee, "Do you like my hair blond or brown?" They politely replied, "Blond." And Brit said, "I know, blond is totally traditional Britney." Like flashing your babymaker for the paparazzi!

Brit's shopping odyssey included the purchase of Chip and Pepper jean shorts for the brothers Federline, a skull scarf (gotta hide that weave!), a butterfly locket, a Tuscany leather jacket for $564 and a pair of earrings for $214. Happily, she also bought some thongs and a g-string. She then asked to take home the "try on shoes" used by the store for all the customer fittings. What? She also purchased an entire line of Jack Daniels clothing. Nothin' says "I'm classy" like a tee shirt with Old No. 7 on it, y'all!

In less than an hour, Fed's babies mama dropped $5,263! We love it when the "white trash with cash" visit the real world...

Beyonce Trips, Falls Head-First Down Stairs During Orlando Concert

Home video shot at Tuesday night's Beyonce concert in Orlando captured the music superstar stepping on her trench coat and then tumbling head-first down 12 steps at the Amway Arena.

The Singer Requests Video Of Fall Not Be Posted On YouTube
See it HERE. ON YouTUBE

DVD Release of the Week

Get yours HERE.

Cronyism: Bring Us the Head of Alberto Gonzales

Why hasn't this man been removed from office? You know things are bad when you long for the likes of John Ashcroft...

Watch the Attorney General perjure himself...OUTRAGEOUS!



more info HERE and HERE
lots more video HERE

Follow the Money...

Oprah: $260 million per year (includes income from Rachael Ray, Dr. Phil, and other programs)

Simon Cowell: $45 million per year (for American Idol and other projects)

Judge Judy: $30 million per year

Katie Couric: $15 million per year

Zach Braff: $6.3 million (for 18 episodes of Scrubs next season)

NETWORK PRIME TIME (all salaries are per episode)

William Petersen (CSI): $500,000

Charlie Sheen (Two and a Half Men): $350,000

Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order: SVU): $350,000

Chris Meloni (Law & Order: SVU): $350,000

Hugh Laurie (House): $300,000

Julia Louis-Dreyfus (New Adventures of Old Christine): $225,000

Ellen Pompeo (Greys Anatomy): $200,000

Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives): $200,000

Jeff Foxworthy (Are You Smarter than a 5th grader): $150,000

T.R. Knight (Greys Anatomy): $125,000

Chandra Wilson (Greys Anatomy): $125,000

Sally Field (Brothers & Sisters): $100,000

CABLE (all salaries are per episode)

Kyra Sedgwick (The Closer): $250,000

Julian McMahon (Nip/Tuck): $125,000

Dylan Walsh (Nip/Tuck): $125,000

Joely Richardson (Nip/Tuck): $90,000

James Roday (Psych): $60,000

PETER CRISS : New Album...

FANS CAN OBTAIN THE SPECIAL EDITION IN THE U.S. AT RETAIL CHAIN “BEST BUY” ON JULY 24

The legendary PETER CRISS, founding member, drummer and vocalist of the iconic rock group KISS, in an unprecedented CD promotion, is releasing a special edition of his new upcoming solo CD, ONE FOR ALL, which will be available worldwide on July 24.

For Ms. Lohan...and Betty Ford...

Paula Zahn naked would look CREEPY....

Apple Shares Fall on IPhone Numbers

AT&T wiped some of the glow off Apple Inc. iPhone on Tuesday, releasing numbers that showed fewer morons than expected signed up for service in the first two days of the multimedia cell phone's release.

AT&T - the iPhone's exclusive carrier - said it activated 146,000 ovewr priced 60 + bugged iPhones on June 29 and 30, a number that disappointed investors following some analyst forecasts that Apple would sell 500,000 or more iPhones in its first weekend.

The news interrupted a steady rise in Apple's stock price that started with the iPhone's release. The 18 percent surge generated $18 billion in shareholder wealth.

On Tuesday, Apple shares fell $8.81, or more than 6 percent, to $134.89, wiping out more than $7 billion of Apple's market value. Steve is still using his and telling everyone how great it is...Look for a new model that works during the holiday shopping season...

Affleck & Damon

A Little Musical Interlude....

See it all HERE.

Something to ponder...

Do you think Britney Spears is doing the happy dance right now screaming "thank god no one is looking at me TODAY?"

BREAKING NEWS: LOHAN

At this moment Camera crews, photographers and helicopters are buzzing around the Betty Ford Center in Palm Springs, looks like they might be expecting a new patient!

Lindsay Lohan’s attorney Blair Berk issued the following statement in response to her drug and alcohol related arrest earlier this morning:

“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”

Puppetmaster. Is that where they keep the controls?

On patrol with Iran's fashion police

See more HERE.

Ron Jeremy Anti-Porn PSA

Porn legend Ron Jeremy has filmed a one minute-long public service announcement for a Christian group warning children against the hazards of watching pornography. The ad features Ron and his sidekick, a doll named “Pete the Porno Puppet. “Don’t watch porn ’til you’re over 18 years of age. It’s for adults only,” says Ron. See more HERE.

Tommy Tommy Tommy

Again?

A breath test was conducted and her blood alcohol was between .12 and .13.

Shes still Freckle HOT!!!!....I don't care...

Will Ferrell Bloopers

Pillows on Planes

The adventures of cab 666

The San Francisco Taxi Commission is set to decide this evening whether one of the city's cabs is "associated with evil and Satan.''
At its regular meeting, the commission will consider a request from the distraught holder of taxi cab medallion No. 666 to have the number retired.
the San Francisco Chronicle article is HERE

Lady Cab Driver

Can women have their cake and eat it too?

How California's Stance Against Same Sex Marriage Actually Helps Lesbians

A judge in Orange County has ordered a man to continue paying alimony to his ex-wife despite the fact that she is now in a registered domestic partnership with another woman.

Marriage is a failed concept...and men are being suckered every day!
the Washington Post article is HERE

Billy Bob's new album released today...

NPR story, podcast and featured tracks HERE

Hey, let's be careful out there...

The Internet is for...you know...

move over Croc...here comes the Dopie

they're HERE

Big Bad John

The size of the average person has increased dramatically over the last century. Most toilets made today are manufactured from designs dating back to the early 1900´s. In the past, the pleadings of big and tall people went unanswered...until now...
Finally, a commode for your big fat ass...
all the info you need is HERE

Electric Car beats Porsche & Ferarri

Space Dumping

Riding on the end of the space station's robotic arm maneuvered by Flight Engineer Oleg Kotov, Flight Engineer Clay Anderson jettisoned the Early Ammonia Servicer by shoving it opposite of the station's direction of travel.

the story is HERE
watch the video by clicking HERE

On the Trail....

Babes with Rockets...

See more HERE.

Squish, Squeeze, and Squirt

How to make Play Dough, Sand and Flubber can be found HERE.

Mindy McCready Does it Again

Country singer Mindy McCready (and apparent permanent train wreck) was arrested early Saturday morning in Florida and charged with battery and resisting arrest.

McCready, 31, was charged with the two misdemeanors, according to booking information. The Lee County Sheriff's Office would not discuss what happened nor what led to her arrest.

McCready, who had a No. 1 hit in 1996 with "Guys Do It All the Time," has struggled in recent years, beginning with a 2004 conviction for fraudulently obtaining prescription painkillers. She was on probation for that offense when she was charged with driving under the influence in 2005.

She was found not guilty of the DUI charge, but guilty of driving on a suspended license.

McCready was released on $1,000 bail Saturday and is scheduled to appear in court August 14.

In an interview with WINK TV in Florida, McCready says she is considering filing charges against a Sheriff's deputy for what she calls brutality. McCready told the TV station the bruises on her body were put there by deputies. She also says she was starved in jail and maced for no reason.

McCready accused the officers of tackling her while she was holding her 15-month-old son. "They tackled me. They didn't give any directions. They just tackled...It's just not right," she said. But the sheriff's department countered that they, in fact, took the baby away before wrestling McCready to the ground. As for the mace charges, police say McCready caused a disturbance in jail and was subdued with pepper spray.

According to the Sheriff's Department, deputies were called to the house because of a domestic dispute. When they arrived, McCready's mother claimed her daughter became violent after drinking. Officers say they saw scratches on the mother's face and say McCready's breath reeked of alcohol. McCready reportedly denied everything and called her mother "crazy." According to WINK, McCready resisted arrest, and had to be restrained. That's when she hit her her head on the ground, which caused the gash on her face in her mugshot.

McCready was then taken to jail, where deputies say she acted so disruptive they were forced to use pepper spray to control her.

McCready told WINK News, she plans to visit a doctor and a lawyer today. Maybe a trip to the SHRINK would be a positive step in some redneck direction as well...

Moment of Zen...

Amateurs...built Noaks Ark.

Professionals...built the HMS Titanic

Congressional Statistics

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

La Teta Negra - Stop it...

Endorsement

Dita Von Teese insists that there is “absolutely nothing wrong with gaining sexual gratification from pornography.”
The 34-year-old burlesque dancer adds, “Amateur pornography is a great thing. You can find anything for everyone on the internet. So long as no one’s hurting anyone or involving children then hey, what’s wrong with that?
“People love watching other people having sex. I’m no different.”

At 2:20am on July 23, 1982...

Prison Thriller

See it HERE.

When Britney Attacks...

See the video HERE.

The audio goes like this:

“Hey baby when are you going to go on a diet?

Have you ever tried Weight Watchers you fat fuck!?

Why don’t you run?! You need to fucking jog you pussy.

Yeah run, run bitch!”

Model meets Donuts

Tammy Faye Memorial Service

Brits Pit...

The Eyes of Tammy Faye

See it HERE.

Conan's Bear...and...

First Conan now THIS.

Hockey Fight Camp

See more HERE.

The Death Clock

Find your last day HERE.

Dirty Mary and Crazy Larry

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Peace of Crap

Too bad a great song is wasted on an average diaper commercial. A new Luvs campaign rides on the Beatles classic "All You Need Is Love," cribbing the line for its new tag, "All you need is Luvs."
Is this what the Baby Boomer generation has come to--marketing its nostalgia for a diaper?

Deliverance in Darfur?

A huge underground lake discovered beneath Sudan’s Darfur region could help end years of conflict and genocide there, according to scientists. Water pumped from the underground reservoir could enable Darfur's nomadic Arabs to maintain their lifestyle without competing with ethnic African farming communities for water supplies.

Decades of water shortages and lack of other resources initially sparked low-intensity conflicts between the two distinct Darfur ethnic groups. Four years ago, the region erupted into a full-scale civil war in which more than 200,000 innocent civilians have been killed.

The discovery of such vast amounts of water just below the surface could finally bring an end to the conflict.

New York Times article is HERE

ObsessionArt.com

The London based company is the world's first specialist online retailer of high quality nude, figurative and erotic art, boasting a vast range of exclusive prints and original art from internationally acclaimed artists and photographers.
browse the official website HERE

...and...Action!

Hottest Female Athletes

Natalie Gulbis

see more HERE

Inanimate Object of Desire

BOO!

you too can BOO...HERE

Tammy Faye No More

Read about it Here!

Who cares if she can sing or not?

Katharine McPhee in Stuff magazine
more pics HERE

Many Israelis unhappy with their sex lives...

survey results are HERE

Young Hypocrites Convention

Hollywood unmasks 'The Green Hornet'

After years of speculation the 'Green Hornet' movie project looks like it's finally going to happen. A project Kevin Smith had his eyes on for quite some time and Hollywood heavies like George Clooney, Jet Li, Mark Wahlberg and others were attached to at one time or another...The comic book vigilante hero who spawned classic radio shows and a campy television series that made Bruce Lee a superstar is going to be made into a feature length, bigger than life, multi-million dollar, super-soaker, mega-production blockbuster...
The mere thought of the opening weekend box office ticket sales is, undoubtedly making studio executives salivate...It's a no-brainer; a sure thing...

Oh, the actor chosen to portray the mysterious millionaire crime fighter?

This guy...

Columbia taps 'Knocked Up' star for action pic

the story is HERE

Royal Insult

On Friday, Juan del Olmo ordered police to round up copies of El Jueves, whose front page carried a drawing of Crown Prince Felipe having sex with his wife and commenting on a government plan to give parents 2,500 euros for each child born.

'El Jueves' cartoonist claims it was 'Tom and Katie'
the story is HERE

Under Spanish law, anybody who insults the royal family can face up to two years in prison.

Beckham Mounts the opposition...

A Moment in Time...

"Okey Dokey, my name, for all of you who don't know me, is Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker.
Now before we get to the spinning class, let me give you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about.
First off, I am 35 years old, I am thrice divorced and I live in a van down by the river!"

- Chris Farley, SNL

See the first time HERE.




RIP CHRIS, YOU WERE GREAT...and we miss you...

1,234 pounds...mmmm...Tastes like Chicken...

A Mexican tipping the scales at 560 kilograms (1,234 pounds) will be listed as the world's fattest man by the Guinness Book of Records, while a loss of 200 kilos (440 pounds) may make him the man who lost the most weight.

"I'm glad to be in the Guinness Book as the fattest man. I am also happy to have lost 200 kilos," Manuel Uribe, 41, told AFP.

Uribe was able to leave his home in Monterrey, northern Mexico in March aboard a trailer to celebrate his weight loss.

Guinness has recognized his weighty achievement with a glass plaque.

"They gave it to me, I have it in my hands," said Uribe, who founded an organization to help overweight people.

Uribe's photograph appears in the 2008 Guinness Book of Records alongside a description of the treatment he has had and offers of surgery he has received.

Uribe said the editor of the book had promised to visit him next year, and held out the possibility of appearing in the 2009 edition as the man who had lost the most weight.

Uribe appeared on television in 2006 seeking help for his excess weight, which has plagued him for more than 20 years, most of which he has spent in bed.

The Female Bunch

available HERE

President Black Bush

hummmmmm.......

Oxycontin Fan Club

See it HERE.

NBA REF fixing games...

The FBI is investigating allegations that veteran NBA referee Tim Donaghy bet on basketball games over the past two seasons, including ones in which he officiated. It appears as though he was making calls thats shaved points allow him and his "friends" to come out on top... Seen here getting dating advice from Kobe Bryant....

Knife Welding OJ in Football Videogame

Tammy Faye's Sons Place...

See more HERE, heck it can't be that bad, they meet at Pete's CANDY STORE.

Cheney to become president…briefly

President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy (have a pipe stuck up his butt) Saturday, and will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney during the procedure, expected to take about two and a half hours, (unless he is enjoying it, in which case it could go on longer ) the chief White House spokesman said.

Tony Snow said Friday that the procedure, during which a doctor looks for any signs of cancer ( or intellegent life or WMD's), will be carried out at Camp David, Maryland, and the president will be placed under anesthesia ( gotten HIGH on the goofer).

Bush’s last colonoscopy (pipe fitting) was in June 2002, and no normalities were found, Snow said.

Strange Days

Funeral for a Friend - Farewell to a Porn King

See more on Jim Mitchell HERE.

The DOPE on Golf

Tour golfers are taking performance-enhancing drugs and escaping sanction because the sport does not have dope testing, legend Gary Player said on the eve of the 136th British Open.
the CNN article is HERE

REJECTED!

Dissatisfied Massachusetts voters tired of choosing between the lesser of two evils on Election Day may get another option: none of the above.
the Boston Globe article is HERE

Checkers Program is Unbeatable

Amid all the tech news breaking around the world, computer scientists from the University of Alberta are starting to steal the spotlight after proving they developed a computer program that can never lose in the game of checkers.
story is HERE

Formaldehyde in FEMA Trailers

FEMA suppressed health warnings
Katrina victims tell a House committee that formaldehyde in their trailers made them sick. Documents show testing was discouraged.
the Los Angeles Times article is HERE

Ladies and Gentlemen : THE CLASH !!!

Rubber Ducks for all Occassions

get yours HERE

The Spy who got tossed out into the Cold

A federal judge dismissed former CIA operative Valerie Plame's lawsuit against members of the Bush administration Thursday...
U.S. District Judge John D. Bates dismissed the case against all defendants: Cheney, White House political adviser Karl Rove, former White House aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby and former Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armitage.
Keep in mind: Bates was named to the federal bench by -- you guessed it -- George W. Bush. Better yet, Bates was a prosecutor on Ken Starr's Whitewater team, and in 2002, ruled in Dick Cheney's favor in keeping his energy-task force secret.

Plame to Appeal Dismissal...story is HERE

Recallin Lycia Naff

Worst Cover songs of all time...

Watch Ms Dion then go HERE.

Top 10 BASS Players

1. John Entwhistle (The Who)
2. Trevor Bolder (David Bowie)
3. John Curley (The Afghan Whigs)
4. James Jamerson (numerous Motown recordings)
5. Les Claypool (Primus)
6. Bernard Edwards (Chic)
7. Paul McCartney (The Beatles)
8. Flea (Red Hot Chili Peppers)
9. Bootsy Collins (James Brown; Parliament-Funkadelic)
10. Aston “Family Man” Barrett (Bob Marley & The Wailers)

So I find this list and as usual, I have issues...

What MORON would leave out:

Stanley Clarke - THE FRICKIN BASS GOD
Larry Graham - ASK PRINCE
GEDDY LEE - METAL GOD
Jack BRUCE - ASK ERIC
Donald Duck Dunn (Booker T & the MG’s)

I HATE LISTS...

at least STING was nowhere in sight...

Happy Birthday Hunter....

The Butt Factor

The butt. Most women are obsessed with theirs. The Buns of Steel video workout didn't sell 13 million copies because of the acting.
According to You24 magazine, anyone can create a rear-end just like Jessica Biel's...
Apparently, genetics or an extreme curvature of the spine and/or a protruding tail bone is unnecessary
...just follow the magic exercise regiment and you too can have an abnormally large (and presumably cushy) derrière...

How embarrassed should you be if your humongous ass makes you rich & famous?

The King of ROCK (& roll)

Does this rock contain an image of Elvis Presley? You be the judge.
A photo of 'the King' was placed on the rock for comparison.

story is HERE

Yoga Toes

get yours HERE

JESUS TV

Trinity Broadcasting Network, headed by Paul and Jan Crouch(below), is promising big changes, including a studio atmosphere that would turn the Holy Land into a “smaller, faith-based version” of Universal Studios.
story is HERE
TBN - HERE

Conan O'Brien Presents New Terror Warnings

Consider These 3 Thoughts...

(1) Zero Gravity

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.

(2) Our Constitution

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and it's worked for over 200 years. And, we're not using it anymore.

(3) Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

Greatest Headstone Ever...

Road Trip?

Britney strips in Malibu

I can see the headlines now, "we didn't think she would die"....its sadly only a matter of time...

Merv Griffin Treated for Prostate Cancer

"I'd rather play Jeopardy! than live it," the 82-year-old game show impresario and former talk show host said in a statement. "I was ready for a vacation; however, this wasn't the destination I had in mind."

Griffin's son, Tony, said his father was resting comfortably and that "his sense of humor and optimistic outlook remain intact."

"He's getting great care and his medical team want to monitor his progress in a controlled setting," Tony Griffin said in a statement.

Lily Allen 3rd Nipple

Girl Slap Fight

This almost looks like a scene from a video game. An awesome, amazing wonderful video game.

A LETTER TO OPTIMUS PRIME FROM HIS GEICO AUTO INSURANCE AGENT.

See it HERE.

John Kricfalusi's Comcast AD.

See it HERE.

JohnK's site HERE.

Dolphin Sandwich anyone?

Vote Different

German zoo faces charges for selling animals as food

Read the Story HERE.

Show Them to Me...

How Longs the Wait?...

The Corrs and Mick Fleetwood

WOW...LIZA....DID U SEE THE PANTS IN A MIRROR?

WWE: Benoit Passed Our Test

The WWE has issued the following statement concerning the toxicology results in the Chris Benoit case:

WWE understands that the toxicology reports for Chris Benoit indicate that he tested positive for testosterone and negative for anabolic steroids. On Mr. Benoit's last drug test in April 2007 administered by Aegis Labs, he tested negative for anabolic steroids and for testosterone. Given the toxicology report of GBI released today, it would appear that Mr. Benoit took testosterone sometime after his April 2007 test and the time he died. WWE understands that his dealings with Dr. Astin are currently being investigated, and WWE has no knowledge of whether Dr. Astin prescribed testosterone for Mr. Benoit at some point after the April 2007 tests.

For over 20 years, the WWE has been demonstrating our concern for the well being of our contracted athletes, instituting drug testing in 1987 leading up to our current Wellness Program which began on February 27, 2006, administered by Dr. David L. Black of Aegis Sciences Corporation - one of the world's foremost drug testing authorities.

We believe our Wellness Program is at the very least comparable to those of professional sports and is a program that will benefit WWE Superstars for generations to come.

Atlanta Falcon arrested for Dogfighting

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was indicted today on federal charges related to illegal dogfighting.

Vick was charged with illegal competitive dogfighting, which involves training pit bulls to fight against other dogs. When authorities searched Vick's property this month, they found 54 pit bulls and a host of brutal items including a "rape stand," used to hold dogs in place for mating; an electric treadmill modified for dogs and a bloodied piece of carpeting.

Graves of seven pit bulls were found inside "Bad Newz Kennels," a Virginia property owned by Vick. The dogs were allegedly killed after testing whether they would be good fighters. According to documents, dogfights would end when one dog died or backed down, and dogs were sometimes put to death by drowning, strangulation, hanging, gunshot, electrocution or some other method.

The indictment alleges that Vick and his co-defendants began sponsoring dogfights in early 2001, the former Virginia Tech star's rookie year with the Falcons.

Moment of Zen...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. –Albert Einstein

Bush Rice

A Paris Hilton Moment

The "F" Word

BREAKING NEWS: Benoit Test Results

SEE ACTUAL TESTS HERE

Chris Benoit's body contained the anti-anxiety drug Xanax,steroids and the painkiller hydrocodone, according to a statement from the Georgia Bureau of Investigation. The GBI said Benoit tested negative for blood alcohol.

Benoit's wife, Nancy, tested positive for Xanax, hydrocodone and the painkiller hydromorphone.

The son, Daniel Benoit had Xanax in his system, the agency said. The GBI said it could not perform tests for steroids or human growth hormones on the son because of a lack of urine.

Iranian Intelligence

-- The Brown Pusey House --

See more on this historic house HERE.

Mail Order Husbands : Lookin for Love?

Get yours HERE.

Siskel and Ebert Uncensored

Clothing For Ass

See more HERE.

Your Personal Headhunter

Your Personal Agent is a headhunter who will search all avenues to find your perfect mate.
Find it HERE

Belly Flop Contests RULE

Summer Redneck Games

See more HERE

Discover Berlin's Erotica w/Google

more info HERE

Cellphone to come with projector

SK Telecom of Korea will be releasing new handsets that come with a built-in Nano Projector which is capable of throwing images of up to 20" in size onto a screen or wall.

Developed from an earlier iteration shown last year by Iljin Display, the projector is set to get its first commercial outing after mass production begins in September.

National Geographic: The Cameraphone Book

National Geographic knows what people want. That's why they're releasing The Cameraphone Book, a 160-page tome on how to take crappy pictures of your drunk friends using your phone.

I can save you some cash on the book, What's their advice? Make sure there's decent lighting and keep your hand steady...

HERE is a site dedicated to cameraphones.

Man Sleeps During John Edwards's ABC Town Hall...Then Vanishes

Then ABC removes him from is seat...


See video HERE.

We miss: THE TOKYO SHOCK BOYS

Save Sen. David Vitter's Penis

Vitter's wife once implied that she would castrate Vitter if she ever caught him cheating on her and Vitter has been in seclusion for almost a week...

Gods of War

New Harry Potter stamps released

A new set of stamps commemorating the release of the final Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows, has been issued by Royal Mail.
more information HERE

Gadget for everyday living

Does it seem too easy for life to make you feel stressed? Like when that ahole cuts you off on the freeway? Are you getting stressed too often? Like when you verbally abuse your kids 'cause they don't respect you? Or the fact that your wife refuses to have sex with you? You may not realize it, but there's a biological reason why you feel this way...Are you a crybaby that needs to toughen up? Maybe...
learn more about your disorder HERE

Rocker Kelly Johnson R.I.P.

Kelly Johnson, original guitarist of Girlschool, passed away on Sunday the 15th of July after fighting a 6 year battle with cancer of the spine...
tribute page HERE

Ms.Hayek’s Breasts Campaign on Behalf of Booze

Trouble in the Mile High City...

Guy claiming to be " The Emperor, and was here to take over state government," was shot outside the Govenors office today.

State Police shoot him DEAD, as seen in this photo.

See more HERE.

IPhone Bug List

See it HERE.

Solution to the War on EBAY

Read more HERE.

4 Minute Bionic Woman Preview

Britney Spears hits the drugstore

Listen to the stereo it appears its new Britney music...

Births/Deaths - Friday the 13th

	Born on Friday the 13th - Date of Birth
	Georges Simenon - February 13, 1903
	Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen - January 13, 1911
	Margaret Thatcher - October 13, 1925
	Fidel Castro - August 13, 1926
	T. J. Cloutier - October 13, 1939
	Zoë Wanamaker - May 13, 1949
	Peter Davison - April 13, 1951
	Max Weinberg - April 13, 1951
	Steve Buscemi - December 13, 1957
	Julia Louis-Dreyfus - January 13, 1961
	Will Clark - March 13, 1964
	Tim Story - March 13, 1970
	Michelle Sara Cox - December 13, 1974
	Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen - June 13, 1986
	Marco Andretti - March 13, 1987
	Died on Friday the 13th - Date of Death
	Arnold Schoenberg - July 13, 1951
	Hubert Humphrey - January 13, 1978
	Stuart Challender - December 13, 1991
	Tupac Shakur - September 13, 1996
	Tony Roper - October 13, 2000

Top 9 Blogs on the Web

1.	Engadget - http://www.engadget.com
2.	Boing Boing - http://www.boingboing.net
3.	Gizmodo - http://gizmodo.com
4.	Techcrunch - http://www.techcrunch.com
5.	The Huffington Post - http://www.huffingtonpost.com
6.	Lifehacker - http://lifehacker.com
7.	Ars Technica - http://arstechnica.com
8.	Daily Kos - http://www.dailykos.com
9.	PostSecret - http://postsecret.blogspot.com

Debate '08: Obama Girl vs Giuliani Girl

Campaign Report from 'Hookerville'

Peeping Porpoise

Dolphin voyeurs kill the mood for saucy submariners
Some of the world's richest people are reportedly using their private submarines to indulge in deep-sea sex in front of panoramic marine vistas.
But these aquatic trysts are sometimes interrupted by groups of voyeuristic dolphins, which excitedly tap on windows with their beaks.
the story is HERE

Customized Sneakers

H.P. Lovecraft - New York City
the official website is HERE

Sexy Lingerie for Yummy Mummys

"What is offensive about pregnant bodies?"

A catalogue marketing sexy lingerie for pregnant and breastfeeding women, under the label "Hot Milk" has been decried as "soft porn" by some customers.

story is HERE
lingerie is HERE

The Simpson's Movie

1st person swims at North Pole

See the video