Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Molested Sheep Unable to Testify in Court...
the story is HERE
Why is the Lying Man Still in Charge of the Law?
UPDATE: CHENEY & BUSH MAY BE THE ONLY ONES IN AMERICA WHO THINK GONZALES SHOULDN'T BE FIRED
read more HERE
First Bergman, now Antonioni
Michelangelo Antonioni, one of the most innovative and distinctive film-makers of the 20th century, has died at the age of 94. The Italian director died at his home in Rome on Monday evening, less than 24 hours after the death of Ingmar Bergman - that other great giant of European art-house cinema.
obit HERE
Monday, July 30, 2007
Arizona Exorcist
the Arizona Republic report is HERE
Courtney has a blog
im gonna stop posting someone snukc in my blog subscrioptipns thats a membe rof the media or somethingt liek teh media i wa stols today about tmz being trabnie aobsessed with everyone whats yup wiuth that Harvery guy? why cabnt he deal with the fact hat my operation is one of the better ones outta stickholm and you cant evebn see my adams apple? i mean in fact i can even go INTOP LABOUR! that dr was gret! from denmark i bekleive he was helena chritensons dad.
It's like a seizure. Only in blog form. Brilliant.
see for yourself HERE
Former 49ers Coach Bill Walsh Dead at 75
Bill Walsh, the groundbreaking football coach who won three Super Bowls and perfected the ingenious schemes that became known as the West Coast offense during a Hall of Fame career with the San Francisco 49ers, has died. He was 75.
Walsh died early Monday following a long battle with leukemia, according to Stanford University, where he served as coach and athletic director. Contrary to rumor he did not share needles with Tom Snyder.
Scientists breed world’s first mentally ill mouse...
Great Dane
A Danish prostitute says she used a camera with a timer to take explicit pictures in the royal reception rooms at
the rest are HERE
A Legend Passes...
Nobody ever did a better interview than Tom and you can see a collection of them HERE.
I had the pleasure of many emails and chats with Tom over the past decade and can say without a doubt there is a huge hole left in television without his wit and the real interest he would bring to any subject he communicated about.
The communicator of a generation is gone...
Death has caught up with Ingmar Bergman
obit HERE
Sunday, July 29, 2007
WTF Virus Spreads
The attraction of viral marketing is that it spreads quickly and almost effortlessly. The viral marketer only needs to flick the spark and fan the flames. The danger of viral marketing is that once you create it, it takes on a life of its own. You can’t control the direction or the acceleration. Viral marketing is like a forest fire or viral outbreak efficient at spreading and difficult to control.
An example of viral marketing in action is the teen-targeted campaign launched by Mac’s Convenience Stores in
Some adults who discover the meanings are upset. Emotional support and protests are two contributing elements of a viral marketing campaign.
To be successful this virus only needs to drive one summer of ice drink sales.
Who's spreading the WTF virus?
more info HERE
Bush Ups the Ante: U.S. Arms Sales to Mid-East
WASHINGTON
The arms sales to
The sale will be the largest weapons negotiation by the Bush administration.
more info HERE
Arrivederci Uomini
With some men looking on from outside the perimeter, women customers do aerobics, sports and put sun cream on each other.
"For many women who want to sunbathe topless, for instance, it's a great plus not to have men around, because often men won't go away and stare insistently", said Italian beachgoer Giulia Martini.
But the men were not impressed.
"I think this is very stupid. Men and women should always be mixed. Otherwise, what are we on this planet for?" said Italian beachgoer Franco Stroppiani.
'...don't do what your big sister done...'
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Aloha From Hawaii
a lot more HERE
Ask a Genius a Stupid Question
This week there were no answers...
This week there were questions...really stupid questions...
- Didn’t Louis XIII have any furniture? Everybody’s heard about his son’s furniture, but what about him?
- Does a 10-gallon hat really hold that much? They don’t look big enough.
- I notice you have the same first name as Marilyn Monroe. Are you two related?
- Where did all the stars go? In the ‘50s, the sky was loaded with them.
- Do you think daylight-saving time could be contributing to global warming? The longer we have sunlight, the more it heats the atmosphere.
- I just observed a flock of geese flying in a “V” formation. Is that the only letter they know?
the Manssiere is finally Here
The creators of the Male Support Vest promise it will flatten the chest, make breasts less noticeable and reduce bounce during physical activity.
more HERE
Paul Stanley Hospitalized
Message from Paul HERE
Saturday, July 28, 2007
More Information Than You Need...
* The most common fantasy is oral sex.
* 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
* Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
* In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.
* Men say the average erect penis is 10″. Women say it’s 4″.
* A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
* 56% of men have had sex at work.
* Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
* 1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair.
* 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.
* The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
* A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.
* At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.
* England’s King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse.
* 29% of us are virgins when we marry.
* The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
* 58% like dirty talk during sex.
* 22% rent porno flicks at least once.
even more HERE
Wild women! Lurid adventures! Shocking Desires!
find it HERE
Better than Mr. Microphone
Sacred Cow Euthanized
the story is HERE
Lesbianism linked to Satan by Spanish judge
Judge Fernando Ferrin Calamita ruled that a lesbian mother can keep her children only if she finds a male companion then went on to blast the socialist government, saying pro-gay laws were a “mistake by the parliament controlled by the ruling party”.
Calamita was quoted saying “It is understood that...belonging to a satanic sect...would negatively affect the children and serve as a reason for a change of custody...(well) it’s the same with homosexuality.”
Zsa Zsa's Hubby resurfaces
Von Anhalt told police three women in a white Chrysler convertible pulled up alongside him and said they were fans of his and wanted him to pose with them for pictures.
He said he stopped, got out, posed and hugged them, and then one of the women put a handgun to his neck and demanded money. He said they took $1,800 in cash, along with jewelry, all his clothing and his car keys -- but left the Rolls Royce -- then disappeared...
Friday, July 27, 2007
SOUL SEARCH
find out more HERE
Personal Planetarium
The Celestron SkyScout is a revolutionary hand held device that uses advanced GPS technology with point and click convenience to identify thousands of stars, planets, constellations and more. |
Mountains out of Molehills
Keira Knightley is well aware that her breasts are “small and humble”, and is now used to seeing her assets digitally enhanced for movie interviews and posters.
She snorts, “I don't have any tits, so I can't show cleavage. But you're not actually allowed to be on a magazine in the
"Apparently they have done market research and found that women want to see no less than a C cup on other women…So they make my tits bigger."
more HERE
Just Impeach the Entire GOP...and a few Democrats too...
the op ed is HERE
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Impeach, Indict, Imprison!!!
Brian May: Astrophysicist
His thesis, "Radial Velocities in the Zodiacal Dust Cloud," is the last component of his PhD studies, and May expected to complete his work on Wednesday.
the story is HERE
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Auction for Keith Richards book tops $7M
the full story is HERE