Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Stripper or Super Model?

Most people would be happy to look like Molly Sims.

But the supermodel is said to be less than thrilled with this eye-popping picture from the latest Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

"Molly is trying to be known for her acting now, and frankly that picture makes her look like a stripper," says an insider.

"She phoned up her agent at Next Models and screamed at her when she saw the shot."

A Sports Illustrated rep denied that Sims pulled out of the launch party because she was unhappy with the image. "We knew well in advance that Molly was not going to be at the party," he said, adding: "Molly did not have approval rights over the picture."

For the record, the agent in question says the suggestion she was screamed at is "absolutely not true."

Monday, February 27, 2006

Prego Barbie: New for 2006

Electric Middle Finger for Quadriplegics

What the world needs now is a Remote Controlled Middle Finger!

It normally sits on your desk as a closed hand. When a co-worker says something moronic, you secretly activate the remote control, and it flips them off.

What they need now is a adapter kit for wheelchairs so that quadriplegics can flip people off too.

$27.89 from Prank Place

Our Friend the Camel Spider...

Seems the troops in Iraq have been running into these not so small creatures in the desert, Do you really need weapons of mass destruction where you have armys of giant spiders roaming the country?

It reminds me of a Sam Kinison discussion that ended with "WE HAVE DESERTS IN OUR COUNTRY TOO, WE DON'T LIVE IN THEM OR GROW THINGS IN THEM"

We should let them have their SANDBOX, they have lived in it for thousands of years and they seem to like it when they are not BLOWING IT UP....

Check out the video HERE.

The Science of Cow-tipping

Katrina vs. Minimum Wage

Proclamation by the President: To Suspend Subchapter IV of Chapter 31 of Title 40, United States Code, Within a Limited Geographic Area in Response to the National Emergency Caused by Hurricane Katrina

A Proclamation by the President of the United States of America

1. Section 3142(a) of title 40, United States Code, provides that “every contract in excess of $2,000, to which the Federal Government or the District of Columbia is a party, for construction, alteration, or repair which requires or involves the employment of mechanics or laborers shall contain a provision stating the minimum wages to be paid various classes or laborers and mechanics.”

(b) The wage rates imposed by section 3142 of title 40, United States Code, increase the cost to the Federal Government of providing Federal assistance to these areas.

Helping the poor by repealing minimum wage.

Nine Inch Nails DOWNLOAD

Nine Inch Nails
The Toledo Sports Arena,
Toledo, Ohio - 2/21/06
Download the entire show HERE .

Sunday, February 26, 2006

The Sunday Film Festival and Freakshow

Finally A Use for Those AOL CD's

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Don Knotts, TV's Lovable Nerd, Dies at 81


Don Knotts, who kept generations of TV audiences laughing as bumbling Deputy Barney Fife on "The Andy Griffith Show" and would-be swinger landlord Ralph Furley on "Three's Company," has died. He was 81.

Knotts died Friday night of pulmonary and respiratory complications at a Los Angeles hospital, said Paul Ward, a spokesman for the cable network TV Land, which airs his two signature shows.

Griffith, who remained close friends with Knotts, said he had a brilliant comedic mind and wrote some of the show's best scenes.

"Don was a small man ... but everything else about him was large: his mind, his expressions," Griffith told The Associated Press on Saturday. "Don was special. There's nobody like him.

"I loved him very much," Griffith added. "We had a long and wonderful life together."

Unspecified health problems had forced Knotts to cancel an appearance in his native Morgantown in August.

The West Virginia-born actor's half-century career included seven TV series and more than 25 films, but it was the Griffith show that brought him TV immortality and five Emmys.

The show ran from 1960-68, and was in the top 10 of the Nielsen ratings each season, including a No. 1 ranking its final year. It is one of only three series in TV history to bow out at the top: The others are "I Love Lucy" and "Seinfeld." The 249 episodes have appeared frequently in reruns and have spawned a large, active network of fan clubs.

As the bug-eyed deputy to Griffith, Knotts carried in his shirt pocket the one bullet he was allowed after shooting himself in the foot. The constant fumbling, a recurring sight gag, was typical of his self-deprecating humor.

Knotts, whose shy, soft-spoken manner was unlike his high-strung characters, once said he was most proud of the Fife character and doesn't mind being remembered that way.

His favorite episodes, he said, were "The Pickle Story," where Aunt Bea makes pickles no one can eat, and "Barney and the Choir," where no one can stop him from singing.

"I can't sing. It makes me sad that I can't sing or dance well enough to be in a musical, but I'm just not talented in that way," he lamented. "It's one of my weaknesses."

Knotts appeared on several other television shows. In 1979, he replaced Norman Fell on "Three's Company," also starring John Ritter, Suzanne Somers and Joyce DeWitt.

Early in his TV career, he was one of the original cast members of "The Steve Allen Show," the comedy-variety show that ran from 1956-61. He was one of a group of memorable comics backing Allen that included Louis Nye, Tom Poston and Bill "Jose Jimenez" Dana.

Knotts' G-rated films were family fun, not box-office blockbusters. In most, he ends up the hero and gets the girl - a girl who can see through his nervousness to the heart of gold.

In the part-animated 1964 film "The Incredible Mr. Limpet," Knotts played a meek clerk who turns into a fish after he is rejected by the Navy.

When it was announced in 1998 that Jim Carrey would star in a "Limpet" remake, Knotts responded: "I'm just flattered that someone of Carrey's caliber is remaking something I did. Now, if someone else did Barney Fife, THAT would be different."

In the 1967 film "The Reluctant Astronaut," co-starring Leslie Nielsen, Knotts' father enrolls his wimpy son - operator of a Kiddieland rocket ride - in NASA's space program. Knotts poses as a famous astronaut to the joy of his parents and hometown but is eventually exposed for what he really is, a janitor so terrified of heights he refuses to ride an airplane.

In the 1969 film "The Love God?," he was a geeky bird-watcher who is duped into becoming publisher of a naughty men's magazine and then becomes a national sex symbol. Eventually, he comes to his senses, leaves the big city and marries the sweet girl next door.

He was among an army of comedians from Buster Keaton to Jonathan Winters to liven up the 1963 megacomedy "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World." Other films include "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken" (1966); "The Shakiest Gun in the West" (1968); and a few Disney films such as "The Apple Dumpling Gang" (1974); "Gus" (1976); and "Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo" (1977).

In 1998, he had a key role in the back-to-the-past movie "Pleasantville," playing a folksy television repairman whose supercharged remote control sends a teen boy and his sister into a TV sitcom past.

Knotts began his show biz career even before he graduated from high school, performing as a ventriloquist at local clubs and churches. He majored in speech at West Virginia University, then took off for the big city.

"I went to New York cold. On a $100 bill. Bummed a ride," he recalled in a visit to his hometown of Morgantown, where city officials renamed a street for him in 1998.

Within six months, Knotts had taken a job on a radio Western called "Bobby Benson and the B-Bar-B Riders," playing a wisecracking, know-it-all handyman. He stayed with it for five years, then came his series TV debut on "The Steve Allen Show."

He married Kay Metz in 1948, the year he graduated from college. The couple had two children before divorcing in 1969. Knotts later married, then divorced Lara Lee Szuchna.

In recent years, he said he had no plans to retire, traveling with theater productions and appearing in print and TV ads for Kodiak pressure treated wood.

The world laughed at Knotts, but it also laughed with him.

He treasured his comedic roles and could point to only one role that wasn't funny, a brief stint on the daytime drama "Search for Tomorrow."

"That's the only serious thing I've done. I don't miss that," Knotts said.

Kid Rock/Scott Sapp Sex Tape


View it HERE.

Announcements Taken from Church Bulletins

The following comments were found in church bulletins. It makes us wonder if someone had a few nips of sacramental wine!

Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

This afternooon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing, "Put me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the Pastor.

Thursday at 5:00 P.M. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

Today's Sermon: "How Much Can a Man Drink?" with hymns from a full choir.

On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: "God is good - Dr. Hargreaves is better."

Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

FEB SWEEPS: OPRAH IN GRAPHIC SEX TALK



Oprah interviewed a woman on Thursday who had engaged in sex with more than 90 men during her life and who was keeping an ongoing list and a video diary about these encounters!

Not to be confused with Howard Stern, Oprah asked: "So you've had men ejaculate in your face?"

The February Sweeps sex special from the nation's top talkshow host, titled "Guests discuss their sex addictions," raised eyebrows with industry watchers.

"You've had, you know, men ejaculating in your face who you don't even know who they are," asked daytime Winfrey.

WINFREY: OK. So tell me, what's going on when you're actually having the sex?...Coming up, Jennifer just admitted that she's had sex with almost 90 men.

JENNIFER: I had a one night stand last night in this room. And now I'm obsessing about it. I was at a cafe, and there was a guy there that I just decided that I wanted to have. Kind of like you walk into a bakery shop and you see an eclair, and that's the one you want. You know, I just went up to him and introduced myself and started chatting with him, gave him my number, basically all the while thinking, `I need to have sex with this person.' And it doesn't matter who he is or what he is, that's the one that I want to want me. And he slept over and I had sex with him and I had unprotected sex with him.

(Excerpt from videotape)

(Graphic on screen)

Jennifer, 25 Sex Addict Video Diary

JENNIFER: There's, like, a few reasons I feel like I have unprotected sex. One, I--it's so much about the guy feeling pleasure and pleasing him and I want it to be good for him. And the other one is I just don't care...

WINFREY: Eighty-nine guys, unprotected sex....

MORE

AMY (Says She Has Had Sex With More Than 70 Men): It's not about sex with me. It's about the intimacy or being close to someone or feeling needed. Even though I'm totally out of control, I still feel that I am in control for that moment. I'm trying to think about men that I've slept with, and I honestly can't remember, just 70 to 75, probably somewhere around there. Currently, I probably have four or five different guys I could call if I wanted to. I am tired of being alone. I don't want to be this way. I want to feel good enough within myself to not feel like I need to do this. I want to change. I want things to be better.

(End of excerpt)

WINFREY: So you told our producers you're disgusted with yourself. Yeah.

Musically Speaking: I Was There...in the day...

Richard Pryor
Anthology


October 1981
The Circle Star Theatre
San Carlos, California







Frank Dean and Sammy
Together Again
Opening Night
Oakland Coliseum
Oakland, California
3/13/88







Elvis
Cow Palace
SF CA
11/28/76




KISS
Destroyer




Cow Palace
SF CA.
with Cheap Trick
8/16/77



Led Zeppelin
Physical Graffitti


Last US Show
7/24/77
Oakland Coliseum
Oakland, California





Edgar Winter
They Only Come Out at Night


8/4/76
Johnny and Edgar Together Tour
Las Vegas Convention Center
Las Vegas NV





Foghat Greatest Hits

4/15/78
Cow Palace
SF CA




Pink Floyd
Animals

5/10/77
Oakland Coliseum
Oakland, California

A Classic Triple Bill

THE PUNCH LINE

"Do you think it's a good idea, letting an Arab country take over our ports? This is like letting Bill Clinton be the manager of a Hooters." -- Jay Leno

Army Charges Seven With Having Sex on Video

The Army has recommended that seven 82nd Airborne Division paratroopers be discharged following allegations they engaged in sex acts shown on a gay pornographic Web site.

Three soldiers face courts-martial on charges of sodomy, pandering and engaging in sex acts for money. Four others received nonjudicial punishments, according to a statement released by the military Friday.

The charges do not mention the name of the site, but the division had previously been investigating allegations that soldiers appeared on a gay pornography Web site. A spokesman for the division said the charges were a result of that investigation.

The military-themed Web site did not make any direct reference to the division or Fort Bragg, a sprawling post about 70 miles south of Raleigh.

"As far as we're concerned, it's isolated to the unit, and our investigation determined that these seven individuals were the only ones" involved, said 82nd Airborne spokesman Maj. Thomas Earnhardt.

The charges indicate the soldiers' behavior is "a much more serious matter than just their sexual orientation," said Steve Ralls, a spokesman for Servicemembers Legal Defense Netowrk, a legal group that helps gays and lesbians in the military.

"I'm not going to make excuses for service members who are taking part in sexual conduct for money," said Ralls. "It would be absolutely criminal regardless of whether they were heterosexual or gay."

Earnhardt said the three soldiers charged under military law had been appointed military attorneys, but he said the lawyers would be unavailable for comment on Friday.

Seven soldiers in all have been charged, three are facing more serious charges.

The three soldiers who face courts-martial are: Spc. Richard T. Ashley, Pfc. Wesley K. Mitten and Pvt. Kagen B. Mullen. The Army did not release their ages or hometowns, but said all seven paratroopers were members of the 2nd Battalion of the 508th Parachute Infantry Regiment.

An arraignment was scheduled for March 7.

The other four soldiers who received nonjudicial penalties were not identified. Their punishments included reduction to the rank of private, 45 days of restriction to the unit area, 45 days of extra duty and forfeiture of a month's pay.

The registered owner of the Web site's domain name lists an address in Fayetteville, the city that adjoins Fort Bragg. A phone number listed for the registered owner was not in service Friday, and e-mails to the owner have been regularly returned as undeliverable.

The 15,000 paratroopers of the 82nd Airborne are among the Army's most elite soldiers, having volunteered to serve in a unit that trains to deploy anywhere in the world within 18 hours.

The military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy states that "homosexual orientation alone is not a bar to service, but homosexual conduct is incompatible with military service." Service members who violate the policy are removed from the military.

Is it Cold in Here?

The Sex Pistols on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Costs

Resuscitation of a Dead Dog

This video clip purportedly show the resuscitation of a dead dog, as conducted in the 1940 by Dr. S.S. Bryukhonenko at the Institute of Experimental Physiology and Therapy in the former USSR.

Mind you, it’s a propaganda video from an era designed to make the Russians look good (regardless of scientific merit - some Stalin-era scientists even outright faked data to make them look good / avoid the gulags).

Link: "Experiments in the Revival of Organisms" (via WFMU Beware of the Blog - worth a read)

Before you dismiss it out of hand, however, see also this Pittsburgh Tribune article on how scientists at the Safar Center for Resuscitation Research revived dogs 3 hours after clinical death (no brain activity).

Safar, who died two years ago, proposed flushing the circulatory system with an ice-cold salt solution, which would drop the core body temperature to about 50 degrees compared to the usual 98.6 degrees.

Cooling the body in this way would buy extra time to transport injured soldiers or trauma victims in cardiac arrest to the hospital, Safar reasoned. The cold temperature would have a preserving effect so no damage would occur to tissues and organs, even though the heart would be stopped.

BTW, the Safar Center is named after Dr. Peter Safar, the inventor of CPR.

Chair/Stove/Chair/Stove

The DoubleSpace kitchenette caters to those with a taste for unique, compact living. People living in crowded cities such as New York can appreciate the value of flexible, efficiently used living space. This roomy easy chair converts easily into a countertop with two electric burners.


SMALL IS THE NEW BIG reports the New York Times. The average American home rose to over 2,300 in 2001, from 1,500 square feet in 1970. Across the Pacific, Japanese families live in homes that average only 1,000 square feet, according to Azby Brown, author of The Very Small Home: Japanese Ideas for Living Well in Limited Space

It's so true that Vestal designers overlapped the two functions to create a new kind of convertible. (Safety features include not being able to turn on the burner while the DoubleSpace is in the chair orientation.) A carefully placed axle allows the perfect sitting height to swing upward to become the perfect cooking height. Such designs can make it easier for people to take up less space, as well as use less energy and raw materials.
Check it out HERE.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Leader of the Free World

Clark’s Liquid Breathing Mouse.



Dr. Leland Clark, inventor of the platinum "Clark electrodes" used to detect oxygen in liquid (and allows measurement of blood oxygen levels) also did this famous experiment in "liquid breathing":

Dr. Leland Clark of Cincinnati invented a blood substitute allowing this living mouse to breathe in the liquid, while goldfish inhabit the water floating on top.

After bubbling oxygen through the fluorocarbon, the oxygenated fluid was pumped into the animals’ lungs, and recirculated (about 6 cycles of inhalation and exhalation per minute). Most of the animals who were kept in the fluid for up to an hour survived for several weeks after their removal, before eventually succumbing to pulmonary damage.

More can be read HERE.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Food Choices...

You can say alot of things about this place, but there is no disputing the BUFFALO WINGS ARE AMAZING...

To find one near you click HERE

The Bible : A Short Course

AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.

BULLETIN: 1. Parish information read only during the homily. 2. Catholic air conditioning. 3. Your receipt for attending Mass.

CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Congregation to lip-sync.

HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.

HYMN: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range.

RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at Mass, often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left.

INCENSE: Holy Smoke!

JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good basketball teams.

JONAH: The original "Jaws" story.

JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own.

KYRIE ELIEISON: The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides gyros and baklava.

MAGI: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.

MANGER: 1. Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered by an HMO. 2. The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has always been rough.

PEW: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches.

PROCESSION: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass, consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats.

RECESSIONAL: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass– led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.

RELICS: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand.

TEN COMMANDMENTS: The most important Top Ten list not given by David Letterman.

USHERS: The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity of a pew.

Afgans Love Dog Fights.


Luke Powell took a series of amazing photos on Afghanistan, but this one caught my attention:

Dog Fights are a popular sport in Afghanistan. Dogs fight to settle dominance, and once a dog knows that he cannot win, he yields, he rolls over, bareing his underside, and the match is over.

It may happen that occasionally an ear or a lip gets snagged in a dog fight and the match is a bit bloody, this is why the ears of the dogs are cut short when they are young, but dogs are rarely injured seriously in a supervised fight like this.

See the whole photo essay HERE.

AOL CD THRONE

Another great use for those AOL CDS tht seem to showup daily, the complete build can be seen right HERE.

Classic Olympic Moments




Wednesday, February 22, 2006

American Idol Twins Appear In Maxim


Jessie and Becky O'Donohue

Jessie's vitals: 5'10", 32B–24–34

Becky's vitals: 5'10", 32B–25–36

Proud to be an American: You first met Jessie and Becky when the stunning twins kicked off Maxim Fallacy Baseball in 2004. They went on to scarf down slop on Fear Factor before continuing their reality TV tour this year on American Idol. Jessie's musical mission got derailed by throat surgery, but Becky is still subjecting herself to weekly verbal teabaggings by snooty Simon Cowell.

Check out the whole photo shoot HERE.

Jesse McCartney at MOOD


Video of Mary Kate Olsen pulling up to bar MOOD in LA.

Video of Lindsay Lohan arriving and leaving MOOD in LA.

Video of Franki Muniz leaving MOOD in LA.

And what do all these Hollywood stars have in common?, hey they are all UNDER 21 and in a BAR DRINKING.....

Under California law, no one under 21 is permitted to enter the club, much less drink inside. But the Corona in Jesse's firm grip tells a very different story.

California's Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control (ABC) is charged with enforcing the State's underage drinking laws. ABC issued in the City of Los Angeles for 2005 -- 207 in total. Mood was never cited. Indeed, a record search revealed that Mood has never been cited since opening its doors. The ABC seems far more interested in busting mom and pop liquor stores, often using underage decoys in sting operations.

America , what a country.....

Our American Idol Pick 2006

Taylor Hicks....Rock on Dude...

A little internet research shows that American.Idolblog.com lists Taylor Hicks birth date as January 24, 1977. If this birth date is accurate, then Taylor Hicks just turned 29 and would have been within the allowable age range at the time of his initial audition.

Mr Hicks has a CD out in at least some stores. In fact, Taylor Hicks might be the most experienced contestant on the show this season. While Taylor Hicks official website offers little information on him, it does show that he has spent some time at the Playboy mansion.

Taylor Hicks’ home state is Birmingham, Alabama and WBHM reports that Taylor Hicks has entertained with the likes of James Brown, Tom Petty, Jackson Browne, Drive by Truckers, and Robert Randolph. According to the Birmingham Post-Herald, Taylor Hicks plays harmonica and has performed with Percy Sledge.

You can check out his Las Vegas Audition HERE.

His web presence can be felt HERE.

The Ketchup Effect

I think HIP HIP HORA! quite possibly could be the greatest film since CLERKS...

Written and directed by Swedish born Teresa Fabik in her feature debut, the film made a quick rise in the local box office in Sweden.

Teresa Fabik received the Kurt Linder scholarship 2003 for best feature debut by the Swedish Film Academy.

The film was given the Canal+ award at the Göteborg International Film Festival 2004.

The Ketchup Effect had its theatrical release in January 2004, and has already been seen by 315,000 Swedes. Original title is a play on words, meaning Hip Hip Whore.

Check out the film website HERE. or check out the teaser clip HERE.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

I Miss Chris Farley...



Fertility Clinic at Kaiser

Ipoo?

Cuddle Clothing

Pantanlaine Classic Hug Jacket

* Current original face-to-face bestseller since 1959
* Thermal supercomfort lining
* Praised in writing by dozens of hug therapists - come see the letters on our "Wall of Fame"
* More affordable than many imitations

See the WHOLE Collection HERE.

Spray-on Birth Control

Spray-on birth controlAn Australian-based company called Acrux has partnered with New York-based Population Council, Inc. to create the world's first spray-on contraceptive.

Acrux manufactures a drug delivery device called "MDTS", which sprays a dose of medication to the forearm, which gets absorbed into blood system. Population Council makes contraceptives, including one called Nestorone.

The two companies will jointly market the Nestorone MDTS combo at reduced prices to public sector organisations providing human reproductive health products to disadvantaged people.

Now if only the two companies could partner with Avon to add some perfume, this stuff ought to really sell.

SF Pillow Fight Club

You can see all the photos and video from this event right HERE.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Super Size THIS....

Magazine Ad Illustrates Wonderbra's Cleavage-Enhancing Qualities

Adverbox highlights a pretty inventive magazine ad for Wonderbra that interactively illustrates what a good bra can do for a woman's cleavage...




The Hasselhoff and Pepsi

LONG LIVE GONZO!



Dr. Hunter S. Thompson 7/18/1937 - 2/20/2005
One year ago today we lost our muse and hero Today we want to remind all of you to live with reckless abandon, stand up for your ideals and keep chasing the American Dream. Whether your an artist, writer, or just working for the man, go GONZO tonight and remember HST like we all should. We're not telling you to blow things up, but were not saying you shouldn't either.

Yapper Mouse for SkyPE


YapperMouse is a fully functional phone cleverly disguised as a mouse. When a call comes in, simply pick up the mouse to talk. The scroll wheel also transforms into the volume control.

Every YapperMouse is armed with a 800dpi optical engine from Agilent Technologies.

YapperMouse satisfies even the most demanding gamers.

The YapperMouse also can be set to vibrate instead of ring, it has a speaker phone function so you can use it as a mouse while taking a call and the unit is covered in a velvety material for comfort.

It can be purchased HERE.

Human Upgrades?


If what you were born with wasn't good enough (Micheal Jackson, Joan Rivers are you listening...) check these guys out HERE.

Bunny Kill

We are COOKIN NOW !!!

You know, just in case you are really, really hungry, but can’t get up..

You can see the step by step process HERE.

Human Candles

Human Candles, 1996
Wax, wicks, metal
74 x 36 x 36 inches each

The Human Candles are life-sized wax candles that produce a terribly eerie effect as they are burned and the humans hollow out, wax dripping instead of the customary sweat.

DICK DICK DICK


Kid Rock, Creed Singer in New Sex Tape Scandal

A videotape showing Kid Rock and former Creed frontman Scott Stapp engaging in explicit sexual activity with four female fans on a tour bus has been acquired by California company Red Light District, the distributor of the notorious 2004 Paris Hilton sex tape "One Night in Paris."

The company has launched a 40-second preview clip of the 45-minute tape at the Web sites KidRockSexTape.com and ScottStappSexTape.com and says it plans to release the entire video at some point this year.

Red Light District president David Joseph purchased the tape, which was shot in 1999 while Rock and Creed were on tour, from "a third-party source who was about to put it out for free on the Internet. I basically stopped him from doing that."

Joseph says his attempts to contact Rock and Stapp, who do not engage in sex acts with each other on the tape, have so far been unsuccessful. "This wasn't just shot by one person -- there were a lot of people holding the camera," he says. "Because of that, it's not necessary that we need (Rock and Stapp) to sign off on this. We left messages for them but they didn't respond, so maybe they didn't take it seriously."

Joseph declined to offer additional details about the tape's original owner or what exactly is depicted on it, other than to say, "It's really good. I wish I was a rock star, I tell you. I'm in the wrong business."

The news comes just five days after Stapp was arrested for public intoxication while trying to board a plane at Los Angeles International Airport. The singer was married a day earlier, in Miami, to Jaclyn Nesheiwat, who is a former Miss New York and the director of public affairs for the Scott Stapp Foundation, which promotes healthy parent-child relationships.

Promise: Weightloss Balm

Omega Tech Labs makes a product called "Promise", a new appetite suppressant in the form of lip balm.

By rolling on some lip treatment, you can curb your craving for food. Also, the manufacturer claims it will freshen your breath as well. I suppose that's true, considering it's supposed to stop you from eating.

I'm wondering why they didn't just go full board and throw in some Nestorone to curb pregnancy, and some Nicotine to curb smoking. And oh yeah, make it taste like Cheetos or Pop Tarts.

One container is estimated to last about a month, with a suggested retail price of $4.00 to $5.00.

Strange Cat Facts and Records

Best Climber

In 1950, a four month kitten climbed 14,691 feet to the top of the Matterhorn in the Alps

Longest
Verismo’s Leonetti Reserve Red (Leo) - a Maine Coon who weighs in at 35 pounds and measures 48 inches from nose to tail (Guinness World Records)

Shortest/smallest
Tinker Toy - As of 1997, the smallest domestic cat ever; a male blue point Himalayan 2.75" tall, 7.5" long

Largest breed
The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Males weigh 12 to 20 pounds, with females weighing 10 to 15 pounds.

Least fur breed

The Sphynx cat came into existence in 1966. It is a hairless breed.

Unusual

A cat named Five Toes, was born with two tongues.
NOTE: There are many more medical anomalies, but I do not intend to use this page to document them.

Most mice killed

As of 1997, Towser held the record for most mice/rats killed: 28,899. Towser worked for the Glenturret Distillery, and a statue was erected in the distillery grounds in her honor.

First munchkin

Blackberry, a female

Longest fall

Andy, companion of Florida Sen. Ken Myer; fell 16 stories (20 feet) and survived

Richest

- Brownie and Hellcat became two of the richest cats in the world when owner Dr. William Grier left them $415,000 in the 1960's
- Ben Rea left his cat Blackie £15 million in his will.

Heaviest

- Himmy, a neutered tabby living in Australia who weighed 46 lbs, 15.25 oz; died of heart failure
- Poppa - an 11-year-old tabby who wieghed 44.5 lbs.
- Tiger - a long-haired part-Persian weighing 43 lbs.
NOTE: Guinness World Records is no longer documenting this record, as owners were cruelly overfeeding their pets to gain a new record
Lightest
Mr Peebles is the world's smallest fully-grown cat, weighing in at just 3 lbs. (Guinness World Records)

First exhibitor

Mrs. Poodles, the first Siamese exhibited at an English cat show (in 1871)

Most toes

Jake, an Ontario, Canada cat with 28 toes, with 7 on each paw (Guinness World Records)
Longest whiskers

- Mingo, a Maine coon in Turku Finland - with whiskers measuring 6.8 inches in July 2004. (Guinness World Records)
- Ellie, living in Woodland Hills, Californiaa brown/black Maine Coon, had the longest single whisker on a cat (measuring 6.5 inches) on Febraury 15, 2004. (Guinness World Records)

Most expensive wedding

In September 1996, two rare “diamond-eyed” cats, Phet and Ploy, were married in matching pink outfits at a ceremony in Thailand's biggest discotheque. It cost Phet’s owner, Wichan Jaratarcha, 410,979 Thai Bhat ($16,241).

Most kittens in a litter

Tarawood Antigone, a brown Burmese who holds the records for having 19 kittens in one litter on August 7th 1970 . Four were stillborn.

Most kittens in a lifetime

Dusty, who delivered a total of 420 kittens in her life. She gave birth to her last litter on June 12th 1952.
NOTE: This is NOT a record to aspire toward.

Oldest mother

Litty, in Staffordshire England, gave birth for the last time at age 30. In her life, she had 218 kittens.

Oldest cat living

The oldest cat living is claimed to be Cream Puff who was born on August 3, 1967 (which made her 38 in 2005 if she was still alive).

Oldest cat

- Puss, 36 years old; died on Nov. 29, 1939
- Ma, a tabby who was 35 when she was euthanized Nov. 5, 1957
- Grampa, 34 years old, a Rex Sphinx; died April 1998

Longest travel home

Sugar's family, the Woods, left him behind when they moved; he left his new owners and found the Woods' new house 1,500 miles away

Most traveled cat

Hamlet escaped from his cage on a flight from Toronto, Canada, and traveled 600,000 miles in seven weeks, until he was caught in February 1984.

Longest survivor

On Dec. 9, 1999, 80 days after an earthquake struck Taiwan, killing an estimated 2,400 people, a cat was discovered alive in a collapsed building in Taichung. It was taken to veterinary hospital, where it made a full

The Get Human Database

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Whats the site do you ask?

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Sunday, February 19, 2006

FanView Gives Fans a New Perspective




For years race fans have used scanners to listen to communications between a driver and crew during a race. On Feb. 17 at Daytona International Speedway (DIS), Sprint Nextel (NYSE:S), NASCAR and Kangaroo.TV (TSX:KTV) will introduce the newest at-track wireless technology for spectators, NASCAR NEXTEL FanView, a hand-held scanner that includes video, audio and data capabilities.

The first device of its kind in any major sport, NASCAR NEXTEL FanView combines the race telecast and up to seven in-car camera channels, direct audio feeds allowing the user to listen to live driver and team conversations, as well as the radio broadcast and an exclusive audio-replay feature.

NASCAR NEXTEL FanView also taps directly into NASCAR's timing and scoring system, providing fans with real-time race data and statistics at the touch of a button. The device, featuring technology which is licensed by Kangaroo.TV, will be available to rent during all NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series(TM) weekends.

"NASCAR NEXTEL FanView is an excellent example of how Sprint Nextel, along with our industry partners, can enhance the fan experience at NASCAR events," said Michael Robichaud, vice president of sports marketing for Sprint Nextel. "We entered the NASCAR partnership with a passion to advance the sport through innovative wireless technology, and this launch is another step in realizing that vision."

The device represents the next generation of fan access by integrating a race-day scanner with video feeds and race data and transmitting over the 2.5 GHz wireless broadcast spectrum. Produced and developed by Sprint Nextel, NASCAR and Kangaroo.TV, NASCAR NEXTEL FanView bridges the live excitement of races with the data and visuals of the at-home, multi-screen fan experience.

"NASCAR has always provided our fans with the highest level of access in sports; from the athletes to the teams to the track itself, our first priority has always been creating the most interactive experience possible. From the beginning of our relationship with Sprint Nextel, we have worked together to use their unequaled technology to enhance that access and our fans' experience," said Dick Glover, vice president of broadcasting and new media for NASCAR Digital Entertainment. "

NASCAR NEXTEL FanView offers an authentic and unprecedented next level of access that has never before been made available at a sporting event."

NASCAR NEXTEL FanView represents a new direction in the way fans in the stands view live sports. The in-house video broadcast on the NASCAR NEXTEL FanView is identical to the trackside NEXTEL Vision screens, which show race action. In-car camera channels allow fans to virtually ride along with the drivers, and real-time race data keeps fans up to date on their favorite drivers' lap-by-lap statistics.

"We also designed NASCAR NEXTEL FanView to be a platform for continual enhancement," Robichaud said. "As fans become more accustomed to the device and demand different types of information, we have the ability to develop new content and integrate it quickly and seamlessly, providing an even greater personalized at-track experience."

Additional NASCAR NEXTEL FanView features include:

-- Graphic-rich data such as lap times, speeds, position and point standings updated every lap, as well as information and statistics on drivers, events, and tracks

-- Real-time statistics for multiple drivers on the same screen, allowing fans to compare their favorite drivers' performance to other drivers every lap

-- Pre-programmed frequencies of audio channels for every driver, NASCAR officials and the radio broadcast

-- Priority scanning for up to four drivers, selected by the individual user

-- Audio replay of communications between drivers and teams on demand

"NASCAR NEXTEL FanView represents an excellent application of the Kangaroo.TV technology and will soon become a 'must have' for NASCAR fans," said Alain Charette, executive vice-president of Kangaroo.TV. "Our revolutionary technology and manufacturing capabilities, along with Sprint Nextel's communications expertise and NASCAR's racing proficiency, will enhance NASCAR fans' experience at every NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series event weekend."

NASCAR NEXTEL FanView will be available to rent at the branded FanView hauler and at all Track Scan locations during NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series weekends. The device also will be available for use during NASCAR Busch and Craftsman Truck Series events when they are companion events to NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series races, as well as during practice and qualifying sessions for all three series.

At $50 per day or $70 per race weekend, NASCAR NEXTEL FanView is comparable to the standard rate for most racing scanners and includes the device, battery, charger (available only for weekend rentals), headset, carry bag and neck lanyard.

This is another innovative wireless development for Sprint Nextel involving in-car communications. In 2004, Sprint Nextel introduced Nextel FanScan. Meant for fans that are unable to make it to the track, subscribers to Nextel FanScan can hear live in-car communications by dialing *RACE from most Nextel and Sprint PCS wireless phones during each NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series race. This unique service is available for $4.99 per race or $9.99 monthly, plus standard airtime charges.

For more information and images of NASCAR NEXTEL FanView, please visit www.nextel.com/nextelcup.

The Sunday Film Festival and Freakshow

Make a Wish Showdown

Kathie Lee Gifford : I see Boobies

Saturday, February 18, 2006

ATTENTION: The Weird World MAP

There is a new addition to the site, if u look along the right hand side and scroll down you will see a map, add your data to the map and watch what happens....Its using all of Googles mapping data..and It just requires a zip code and name, feel free to use an alias if you wish your name to be anonymous.....

ciao

chuck

TODAYS FORECAST : Frickin COLD !!!!

March 2006 GQ's "You Don't Know Dick" Quiz

The March 2006 issue of GQ magazine will run a quiz entitled “You Don’t Know Dick,” featuring trivia about Vice-President Dick Cheney. Here are some advance highlights:


5 WHAT DID HE AND FUTURE WIFE LYNNE DO ON THEIR FIRST DATE?
[ A ] One malt, two straws at Nancy’s Diner in Casper
[ B ] Dinner at his parents’ house the day after he broke up with his previous girlfriend of three and a half years
[ C ] Dinner and a movie
[ D ] Dinner and a movie, followed by some light bondage


7 NUMBER OF MILITARY DEFERMENTS CHENEY RECEIVED DURING THE VIETNAM WAR:
[ A ] None
[ B ] Two
[ C ] Four
[ D ] Five

11 TO WHAT EVENT DID CHENEY WEAR THIS OUTFIT, COMPLETE WITH HIKING BOOTS, A MONOGRAMMED PARKA, AND A SKI CAP READING “STAFF 2001”?
[ A ] A fall ’03 campaign speech at the VFW in Skokie, Illinois
[ B ] The sixtieth anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz
[ C ] A “pimps up, hos down” party at the vice presidential residence thrown in honor of the Royal Nepalese ambassador


13 WHAT WAS CHENEY’S SECRET SERVICE CODE NAME WHILE HE WAS GERALD FORD’S CHIEF OF STAFF?
[ A ] Backdoor
[ B ] Backseat
[ C ] Bareback
[ D ] Pookey

15 AFTER THE GULF WAR, HOW DID CHENEY DEFEND THE FIRST BUSH ADMINISTRATION’S DECISION NOT TO MARCH INTO BAGHDAD AND OUST SADDAM FROM POWER?
[ A ] “What kind of government are you going to establish? Is it going to be a Kurdish government or a Shia government or a Sunni government…? You will have, I think, by that time lost the support of the Arab coalition that was so crucial to our operations over there.”
[ B ] “The question…is how many additional American casualties is Saddam worth? And the answer is not very damned many.”
[ C ] Both
[ D ] Neither

17 WHICH UNFRIENDLY FOREIGN COUNTRIES DID HALLIBURTON AND ITS SUBSIDIARIES DO BUSINESS WITH DURING CHENEY’S TENURE AS CEO?
[ A ] Iran and Iraq
[ B ] Libya and Iran
[ C ] Somalia and Iraq
[ D ] All of the above
[ E ] None of the above

18 HOW MUCH DID BROWN & ROOT CHARGE THE U.S. ARMY FOR EACH $14.06 PIECE OF PLYWOOD IT USED IN THE BALKANS WHEN CHENEY WAS THE CEO OF ITS PARENT COMPANY, HALLIBURTON?
[ A ] $14.06
[ B ] $19.99!
[ C ] $85.98
[ D ] $312.49

21 TO WHOM WAS CHENEY SPEAKING WHEN HE SAID, IN 2004, “GO FUCK YOURSELF, SENATOR”?
[ A ] Richard Durbin
[ B ] Patrick Leahy
[ C ] Tom Daschle
[ D ] John Kerry

24 WHICH OF THESE PASSAGES IS NOT EXCERPTED FROM A LYNNE CHENEY NOVEL?
[ A ] “I was still under the impression that his taste in extramarital sex ran to patrician bluebloods, the discreet wives and daughters of America’s ruling dynasties. But when I saw Romana at the top of the townhouse stairs in a flesh-colored peignoir, things fell into place.”
[ B ] “He could feel her heart beneath his hands. He moved his hands slowly lower still and she arched her back to help him.… He held her breasts in his hands. Oddly, he thought, the lower one might be larger.… One of her breasts now hung loosely in his hand near his face and he knew not how best to touch her.”
[ C ] “Let us go away together, away from the anger and imperatives of men. We shall find ourselves a secluded bower where they dare not venture. There will only be the two of us, and…in the evenings I shall read to you while you go work your cross-stitch in the firelight. And then we shall go to bed, our bed, my dearest girl.”

ANSWERS
(5) B; (7) D; (11) B; (13) B; (15) C; (17) A; (18) C; (21) B; (24) B (that’s the handiwork of Cheney’s disgraced former chief of staff, I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby).


Was Cheney Hiding His Lewinsky?











Sirius radio's Alex Bennett just broke a rumor that the delay in reporting the news that Cheney shot an old man in the heart was due to an effort to hide or spin Cheney's female companion.

Pamela Willeford, ambassador to Switzerland and -- yes -- Liechtenstein, was part of the hunting excursion with Cheney and Whittington. And according to Willeford's account, Cheney and the ambassador were side-by-side when the shooting of Whittington took place.

The vice president's Secret Service detail had to decide what to do with Willeford by way of perhaps covering up her relationship with Cheney, and thus the delay in reporting the news.

The rumor goes that Lynn Cheney isn't happy with Cheney's close relationship with Willeford.

SO lets look a little deeper....

Cheney and Whittington went hunting with two women (not their wives), there was some drinking, and Whittington wound up shot. Armstrong didn't see the incident but claimed she had, Cheney refused to be questioned by the Sheriff until the next morning, and a born-again evangelical physician has been downplaying Whittington's injuries since they occurrred.

Neither the press nor law enforcement seems inclined to investigate.

There is documentation for all of these statements. Let's take them one by one: In addition to Cheney and Whittington, the hunting party included Katherine Armstrong (who was in the car at the time of the shooting: more on that later). After lots of evasive comments that only referred to a "third hunter," we now know her identity: Pamela Willeford, the US Ambassador to Switzerland.

Then there was this Armstrong quote on MSNBC and picked up by Firedoglake (later dutifully scrubbed, but preserved on Google cache): "There may be a beer or two in there," (Armstrong) said, 'but remember not everyone in the party was shooting.'"

Interestingly, Armstrong's playing with words here. She later said that she (Armstrong) hadn't had anything to drink, so at least one of the other three must have been drinking - and the other three were shooting. So while her statement was literally correct ("not everyone ... was shooting"), it gives the false impression that nobody drank and shot.

Then there was this item (courtesy kos):

Armstrong said she saw Cheney's security detail running toward the scene. "The first thing that crossed my mind was he had a heart problem," she told The Associated Press.
In other words, she didn't see the accident. All of her statements, replete with colorful sidebars about getting "peppered pretty good," gave the false impression she was an eyewitness. She wasn't.

And what about Dr. David Blanchard, who made such light of Whittington's injuries? Before the heart attack occurred, Blanchard gave no indication that pellets had entered Whittington's torso or major organs (we now know that at least one other pellet entered his liver). Here is an interesting quote. After asserting that spiritual beliefs help people recover more quickly (which studies have suggested may be true), Blanchard said this of people with out of body and near death experiences:

"These people do quite well in their disease processes," he said. "The Lord wasn't quite ready for them yet . . . It makes believers out of them."
It's likely that Blanchard is also the same "Dr. David Blanchard" who is listed as Vice Chairperson of World Hope International, a Christian evangelical aid group.

Blanchard's certainly entitled to his own beliefs, and World Hope International (if he's the same Blanchard) has done some good work, albeit with a proselytizing bent. But most evangelicals in this country are ardent supporters of the Bush/Cheney Administration. This may explain the otherwize puzzling word choices Dr. Blanchard made to play down Whittington's injuries, especially before the heart attack made that more difficult to do.

So was Cheney drinking, and was there anything inappropriate about this hunting party? We don't know, and nobody's investigating. There's reason to be suspicious. We do have the suggestion that drinking was taking place, we have inconsistencies and a pattern of deception in Armstrong's statements, we have a shooting injury that's far more serious than originally claimed ... and a Sheriff's Department and national press that have already proclaimed the VP innocent of all wrongdoing.

I was right to call this Cheney's Chappaquiddick. The parallels get stronger every day. Of course, Chappaquiddick happened almost forty years ago, and Ted Kennedy's turned his personal life around. Cheney's actions happened last weekend. There's reason to be suspicious of the Vice President's behavior, starting with the cover-up itself.

Who Would Have Thought...?

· "Post-It Note Persuasion: A Sticky Influence" by Randy Garner. The Journal of Consumer Psychology. Vol. 15, No. 3.

A Sam Houston University professor finds that people were more likely to complete a survey questionnaire and give more complete answers if the researcher attached a Post-it note. The reason: People interpreted the note as a request for a personal favor.

· "Binge Drinking in the Context of Romantic Relationships" by Judith L. Fischer, et al. Addictive Behaviors Vol. 30, Issue 8.

Researchers led by a Texas Tech University professor discover that students who drink too much aren't the best lovers.

· "Women Who 'Do Elvis': Authenticity, Masculinity and Masquerade" by Francesca Brittan.

Paper to be presented Sunday at the Study of Popular Music conference in Nashville. A Cornell University researcher studied female Elvis Presley impersonators such as Janice K and Elvis Herselvis and finds them to be "campy, cheeky, and often disturbingly convincing."

The Ugly Face of Crime

"I'm too ugly to get a job."

-- Daniel Gallagher, a Miami bank robber, after police captured him in 2003

The hapless Mr. Gallagher may have been ugly, but he was also wise.

Not only are physically unattractive teenagers likely to be stay-at-homes on prom night, they're also more likely to grow up to be criminals, say two economists who tracked the life course of young people from high school through early adulthood.

"We find that unattractive individuals commit more crime in comparison to average-looking ones, and very attractive individuals commit less crime in comparison to those who are average-looking," claim Naci Mocan of the University of Colorado and Erdal Tekin of Georgia State University.

Mocan and Tekin analyzed data from a federally sponsored survey of 15,000 high-schoolers who were interviewed in 1994 and again in 1996 and 2002. One question asked interviewers to rate the physical appearance of the student on a five-point scale ranging from "very attractive" to "very unattractive."

These economists found that the long-term consequences of being young and ugly were small but consistent. Cute guys were uniformly less likely than averages would indicate to have committed seven crimes including burglary and selling drugs, while the unhandsome were consistently more likely to have broken the law.

Very attractive high school girls were less likely to commit six of the seven crimes, while those rated unattractive were more likely to have done six of seven, controlling for personal and family characteristics known to be associated with criminal behavior.

Mocan and Tekin aren't sure why criminals tend to be ugly. Other studies have shown that unattractive men and women are less likely to be hired, and that they earn less money, than the better-looking. Such inferior circumstances may steer some to crime, Mocan and Tekin suggest. They also report that more attractive students have better grades and more polished social skills, which means they graduate with a greater chance of staying out of trouble.
Recalculating Love

Why do men claim to have had so many sex partners while women claim to have so few? The conventional wisdom is that men deliberately inflate their number of lovers while women underreport their dalliances -- the "macho and maiden" hypothesis.

That's mostly wrong, says psychologist Norman R. Brown, a visiting research scientist at the University of Michigan's Institute for Social Research. Most men and women don't intentionally fib about their past partnering. Instead, his studies suggest, men and women use different ways to estimate their number of different partners and this dissimilarity is a major reason men report more lifetime liaisons than women, a statistical impossibility.

"Women are more likely to rely on enumeration" and count up their partners, Brown said -- "a strategy that typically leads to underestimation. Men are twice as likely to use approximation to answer the question. And approximation is a strategy known to produce overestimation."

But men and women still lie about love, Brown said. Fully 21 percent of the men and 15 percent of the women acknowledged at the end of a recent national survey that they had been untruthful about their sexual histories. When he looked at the results just among truth tellers, the average number of partners for men fell from 32 to 16 -- still nearly three times the number claimed by the female truth tellers.
Rough on the Diamond

Baseball celebrity apparently comes with a price: Hall of Fame players die younger than other major-leaguers, claim Ernest Abel and Michael Kruger of Wayne State University.

The researchers compared Hall of Famers to former players of comparable ages who were alive when the stars were inducted into Cooperstown. The superstars died, on average, five years before their less accomplished peers, they reported in Death Studies.

Abel and Kruger suggest several reasons America's baseball stars die younger, including the cumulative effect of all those strangers buying them drinks and post-retirement banquets.

360-lb. man begins cross-country walk

Gary Long of Fenton, Mo., has begun a cross-country walk aimed at losing half of his 360 pounds.

Long, 51, who started his 3,000-mile trek at the St. Louis arch, says he wants to call attention to obesity and trimming himself in the process. He expects it to take a year to complete his task.

"I will not quit until I walk beneath this arch again," Long declared to a small gathering. "It will be hard, but it's something I know I must do."

Plans call for about 13 to 18 miles per day heading for New York, mainly via old U.S. Highway 40, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch said. He will double-back by airplane to Los Angeles, then head east for his last 1,900 miles.

He'll sleep by the road in a small tent, with one night a week in a motel, and keep in touch with his wife by cell phone.

Gym Teacher Accused Of Taking Bribes

A middle school gym teacher let children sit out his class if they paid him $1 a day, collecting perhaps thousands of dollars, officials said Thursday.

Terence Braxton, 28, took the payoffs between September and December, resigning after the principal learned of the scheme from a parent, authorities said.

Braxton, of Atmore, Alabama, turned himself in early Thursday at a Pensacola jail on bribery charges and was released on his own recognizance, Escambia County sheriff's Sgt. Mike Ward said.

The charges accuse Braxton of taking about $230 from six students, but Ward said the teacher's take from the 250 sixth-to-eighth grad boys and girls was probably much greater.

"It's not bad if you can make an extra $100 a day tax free," said Ronnie Arnold, spokesman for the Escambia County School District.

Arnold said Ward Middle School principal Nancy Gindl-Perry learned of the scheme from a parent and began her own investigation in December. She then contacted authorities and placed Braxton on administrative leave. Braxton resigned before the school board was scheduled to vote to fire him at a January meeting.

District officials have reported the allegations to the Florida Department of Education Professional Practices Commission, which could revoke Braxton's teaching certificate if he's found guilty of the charges.

Deep Kissing: Alarming Teen Warning

For decades, teenagers have used the back seat of their dad's car for making out, but teens who intimately kiss multiple partners almost quadruple their risk of contracting potentially deadly meningitis, according to researchers from the National Centre for Immunization Research and Surveillance at Children's Hospital at Westmead in Sydney, Australia.

There are two times in our lives when the risk for meningitis peaks: early childhood and adolescence. Triggered by a virus or bacteria, meningitis causes the membranes around the brain and spinal cord to become inflamed. Bacterial meningitis can be fatal if it's not treated quickly. Symptoms of meningitis included high fever with cold hands and feet, vomiting, severe headache, joint and muscle pains, possible stomach cramps and diarrhea, neck stiffness, a dislike of bright lights and disorientation.

The incidence of this life-threatening condition has risen sharply in the United States and England in the 1990s, and doctors don't know why. To try to identify potential risk and protective factors, the Australian team examined 114 adolescents ages 15 to 19 who had been admitted to the hospital with meningitis in six regions of England from January 1999 to June 2000. Each case was compared with a matched control. Blood samples and nose and throat swabs were taken, and data on potential risk factors were gathered through confidential interviews.

These are the risk factors for meningitis:

  1. Intimate kissing with multiple partners
  2. A history of preceding illness
  3. Premature birth
  4. Being a student, especially when living in a crowded dormitory
These are the protective factors for meningitis:
  1. Meningitis vaccination
  2. Recent attendance at a religious event
About one in 10 teenagers carries the meningococcal bacteria in their throats. While the bacteria do not survive outside the body, they can be passed easily in the saliva from one person to the next. That is why intimately kissing multiple partners is such a high risk factor for meningitis.

The researchers are realistic. Encouraging teenagers to change their behavior to reduce their risk of disease probably won't have a major impact. What will have an impact is vaccinations, and that should become a key public health priority.

The study findings were published in the British Medical Journal.

Friday, February 17, 2006

artificial limbs stolen AGAIN...

For the second time in three months, a 16-year-old California girl who lost a leg in an accident has had her artificial limbs stolen.

Melissa Huff, an Arcadia High School student who uses a $16,000 prosthetic limb to play softball for the school team and another one, valued at $12,000, for everyday use, said both were taken from her bedroom on Tuesday.

"I was picking up my little brother from school when my mom called me and asked where I left the two prosthetic legs," Huff, who lives in the Los Angeles suburb of Temple City, told Reuters in an interview.

"I knew right then that it had happened again."

Lisa Huff, her mother, said she came home around midday on Tuesday and found the room shared by Melissa and her older sister a mess. Only the prosthetic limbs were missing.

Police say they were talking to the girl's friends, neighbors and relatives for information about the missing legs.

In November, thieves broke into the Huff residence and took just her prosthetic limb. After that incident, Melissa's prosthetist and a local real estate company donated about $16,000 for a new limb.

The stolen limb was discovered in the teenager's backyard about a month ago, apparently thrown there by the thieves.

Melissa lost her real leg two years ago when a driver accidentally ran into her as she stood in front of her middle school.

She said she intends to get back on the field this week and just practice throwing until she gets another prosthetic limb.

WKU Suspends Alpha Gamma Rho Fraternity Over Goat Incident

At 2:25 a.m. Thursday, Bowling Green Police responded to a loud party at the "Alpha Gamma Rho" house at 1436 Chestnut.

During their investigation of the agriculture fraternity, police discovered a goat in the basement.

It had no food or water, and was standing in its own urine and feces.

They took the goat to the Humane Society, and charged WKU freshman, 19-year-old Trenton Dakota Jackson of Henderson, with second degree cruelty to animals. Brian Peyton is the president of Western's Alpha Gamma Rho chapter. He says the goat was brought in on a whim, as a prank, to make some pledges think they would have to have sex with it.

But Peyton says it was not hazing-related, and no one was ever going to have sex with the goat.

WKU's Director of Media Relations says the university has notified the AGR's national office and suspended AGR's chapter activities while they investigate. Once the investigation is over, a hearing will be held, and Western will announce any sanctions against the fraternity, but any individual sanctions will be kept private. Western's "Code of Conduct" forbids hazing of any kind.

Stanford tree mascot fired for drinking on job

The Stanford University tree has been toppled for being drunk on the job.

The student wearing the costume of the legendary mascot was suspended from
duty after UC Berkeley police observed her drinking from a flask during a
Stanford-Cal basketball game last week, officials said today.

"She was taking drinks inside the tree," said Kevin Klintworth, assistant
athletic director at Cal. "The officers could see the flask through the
costume."

Erin Lashnits, 23, a fifth-year undergraduate biology student, was given a
breath test shortly after halftime of the Feb. 9 game at Haas Pavilion.

Authorities said the test showed she had a blood alcohol level of 0.15
percent, nearly twice the legal limit for driving. She was cited for
public drunkenness and told to leave the court but was allowed to watch
the rest of the game from the grandstand.

Lashnits acknowledged that she was intoxicated but denied that she had a
flask or that she had been drinking during the game.

"I apologize," she said. "I made a bad decision and I wish I could take it
back."

The defrocked tree, who plans to apply to become an astronaut and hopes
one day to walk on the moon, said she could not believe the results of the
breath test.

"I don't think these things lie, but I felt fine and I was certainly able
to do my job," she said. "I'd like to put this whole thing behind me. The
last thing I want to do is hurt the Stanford band."

The band oversees the tree. Spokesman Sam Urmy said the incident began as
a misunderstanding when Lashnits began prancing in the middle of the
court, as she is allowed to do at Stanford, instead of confining her
routines to under the basket, as Cal requires. That's when officers began
observing her more closely, Urmy said.

"She wasn't doing anything offensive," Urmy said. "She was just jumping
and dancing. The tree's movement is usually consistent with that of
someone who's had something to drink."

The imbibing tree violated the terms of the band's three-year alcohol ban,
which Stanford administrators imposed after band members got drunk on a
notorious bus ride home from a USC football game in Los Angeles in 2003.
Urmy said the band would be picking a new tree next month. He said the
band had relieved the tree of duty on its own accord, before the
university took action.

"We wanted to take care of this ourselves," he said. "It's not that big a
deal."

Another Redneck Hot Tub...

Thursday, February 16, 2006

One Way Glass Restroom

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Young Canadians prefer 'virtual sex'

Young Canadians are digitizing their sex lives, embracing computer screens and touching keyboards ever so gently in lieu of person to person contact, according to a new survey.

Some 87 percent of 2,484 students polled at 150 colleges and universities across Canada reported having "virtual sex" over instant messenger, webcams or the telephone.

"We were very surprised that the number was so high," said Noah Gurza of Toronto-based online dating service CampusKiss.com, which commissioned the Kiss and Tell survey.

"It's a testament that the Internet has spawned a new sexual revolution."

Most of these students, aged 18 to 23 years, grew up using computers and continue to be surrounded by technology, whether for education, interacting with friends, or researching information, Gurza said.

"Using the Internet is second nature to them, so it makes sense that it would extend to other aspects of their lives, including sexual experiences," he said.

For some who feel more comfortable approaching people online than at a bar "it's a social lubricant," while others prefer the anonymity "to explore sex in ways they wouldn't in real life," he added.

Fifty-one percent of respondents were female and 49 percent were male. Of these, 53 percent of students had sex over instant messenger while 44 percent made love to a partner via webcam or telephone.

The survey also asked people about their corporeal sex lives.

Some 87 percent claimed they were sober when having sex, but eight percent of men and four percent of women did not use any protection against sexually transmitted diseases or pregnancy, such as condoms.

Only 19 percent of men and nine percent of women preferred the so-called missionary position. "Pet friendly" or doggy style was most liked by both men and women.

Ninety-three percent have masturbated.

Sixty-one percent watched porn while having sex.

Half were monogamous.

And public washroom topped the list of strangest place to have had sex -- some 15 percent of respondents admitted to having done the deed among toilets and sinks.

Graveyard, dumpster, bus, airport runway, and "back of my mom's car as she was driving it," rounded out the list of most peculiar sex spots.

McDonalds McCastle

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

printable card in case you forgot yours...

Happy Valentines Day 2006



A Few "Love" Quotes:

"In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities." - János Arany

"Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up." - James Baldwin

"The love you take is equal to the love you make." - The Beatles "The End"

"Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion." - Ninon de Lenclos

"Love does not consist in gazing at each-other but in looking together in the same direction." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known." - Walt Disney



Valentines Day Records


Longest Engagement
Octavio Guillen and Adriana Martinez from Mexico finally got married in June 1969, after a 67-year engagement. Both were 82 years old when they wed.

Longest Kiss
Karmit Tzubera and Dror Orpaz kissed for 30 hours 45 minutes, on April 5, 1999, to win a kissing contest held at Rabin Square, Tel-Aviv, Israel. They remained standing and went without rest breaks. They were later treated for exhaustion. For their efforts, the couple won a trip around the world and US $2,500 in cash.

Longest Marriage
Cousins Sir Temulji Bhicaji Nariman and Lady Nariman from India were married when they were both five years old in 1853. Their marriage lasted 86 years, until Sir Temulji's death aged 91 years, 11 months in 1940.

Most Kissing Couples
The greatest number of couples to have kissed in the same place at the same time was 1,420, at the University of Maine in Orono, Maine, US, on Feb 14, 1996.

Oldest Bride
At the age of 102, Minnie Munro became the world's oldest known bride when she married Dudley Reid in Point Clare, Australia, on May 31, 1991. The groom was 83

Oldest Divorced Couple
The highest combined age of a divorcing couple is 188, by Ida Stern (91) and her husband Simon (97) of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, US, in Feb 1984.

Oldest Groom
Harry Stevens was 103 years old when he married 84-year-old Thelma Lucas at the Caravilla Retirement Home, Wisconsin, US, on Dec 3, 1984.

Oldest surviving love poems
Written in a clay tablet from the times of the Sumerians, who were the inventors of writing, around 3500 B.C. It was unromantically named Istanbul #2461 by the archaeologists who unearthed it.

Oldest woman to become a sex symbol
Mae West has been portrayed as one of the very few stars who was "self-made and self-sustaining," owing her success to herself alone, not to a director, scriptwriter, make-up artist, or photographer. What is perhaps most remarkable about her is that she first arrived at Hollywood when she was forty years of age - "grotesquely late to begin a film career".

Youngest Married Couple
In 1986, it was reported that an 11-month-old boy had been married to three-month-old girl at Aminpur, Bangladesh. The marriage had been arranged in order to end a 20-year-old feud between two families.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Jennifer Lynch: We Miss You...

The Rare Squirrel Rhino

Sunday, February 12, 2006

The Sunday Film Festival and Freak Show

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Woman Carrying Human Head Arrested in Florida

Airport baggage screeners found a human head with teeth, hair and skin in the luggage of a woman who said she intended to ward off evil spirits with it, authorities said Friday.

Myrlene Severe, 30, a Haitian-born permanent U.S. resident, was charged Friday with smuggling a human head into the U.S. without proper documentation.

Customs and Border Protection officials found the head Thursday, after Severe arrived at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport on a Lynx International Airlines flight from Cap Haitien, Haiti, said Barbara Gonzalez, a spokeswoman for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Miami.

"It still had teeth, hair and bits of skin and lots of dirt," Gonzalez said.

Severe told authorities she had obtained the package in Haiti for "use as a part of her voodoo beliefs," ICE Special Agent Erick Hernandez wrote in an affidavit in support of a criminal complaint.

"Severe also stated that the purpose of the package was to ward off evil spirits," Hernandez wrote.

Severe, who also was charged with failing to declare the head and transporting hazardous material in air commerce, faces a maximum of 15 years in prison if convicted of all charges, prosecutors said.

Severe remained held Friday in lieu of a $100,000 bond. She is due back in federal court March 2.

Profits from Mohammed Cartoon Conflict


February 8, 2006 -- To see the latest creation from conservative t-shirt maker MetroSpy some would think the Muslim world had every right to be upset. MetroSpy's new t-shirts depict an unflattering caricature of the prophet Mohammed with a bomb on his head.

The controversial cartoon, which first ran in European newspapers, has outraged Muslims around the world because Islamic tradition forbids a graphic depiction of the Prophet Mohammed.

Many in the U.S however, are angered by the violence being displayed by extreme Islamic protesters -torching buildings, desecrating flags and in some cases even killing people. Annoyed by the violent images broadcast from the Middle East, MetroSpy decided to sell t shirts with the controversial caricature emblazoned across the front.

“We can't let the terrorists win. We can not encourage this uncivilized behavior by caving in to their wishes,” said Nate Thomas, product manager for MetroSpy

On their website (http://www.shopmetrospy.com/), MetroSpy denounces the tactics of Islamic extremists and encourages its customers to stand up against terrorism. "Failing to print these images mean the terrorists have won", the site says.

“We wanted a simple way to exercise our freedom of speech and to stand up to the terrorists. This design was perfect,” said Thomas. So far, the Mohammed t-shirt has become their best selling item of the year -- more than 120 orders the first day it became available.

Critics of the Mohammed t-shirts say this is a perfect example of why Americans are hated around the world. Finding humor in the desecration of another's religious symbol, even if you disagree, is just plain wrong.

Despite the critics, MetroSpy intends to keep selling the Mohammed cartoon t-shirts. Contact Information Nate Thomas METROSPY http://www.shopmetrospy.com/ 909-356-5354

Not availible at "Build A Bear Workshop" yet...

Friday, February 10, 2006

Leader of the FREE WORLD...

Allah not going to like this...



For more on ALLAH click HERE.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Brokeback Mountain not the first gay cowboy film...

Correct me if I'm wrong....(cause it happens all the time)... but back in the late 1960's when I was a kid 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid came out and ...well don't you think looking back that maybe there were shall I say OVERTONES....

Think about it....are you telling me that a guy who creates salad dressing and his partner who has a film festival aren't sleeping in the same bunk .....?

four friends at the beach plus one

Sly Stone briefly comes out of hiding...


Sly Stone, the J.D. Salinger of funk, was drawn out of seclusion by a Grammys tribute.

Last night in Los Angeles, the reclusive pioneer of a hugely influential soul-rock-funk fusion made his first major public appearance since Jan. 12, 1993, when he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. He performed on the Grammy's telecast after much speculation he may not even show up.

Sporting a giant blond Mohawk, dark shades and a silver, purple-lined robe, Stone took the stage after a five-song medley tribute that included John Legend, Joss Stone, Maroon 5, Will.i.am , Robert Randolph, and Steven Tyler and Joe Perry of Aerosmith.

Sly played "I Want to Take You Higher" behind a set of keyboards with the Family Stone, appearing befuddled, uncertain and unaccustomed to the bright lights of the big event. He kept his head bowed, declining to address the audience or acknowledge the occasion.

He left the stage before the song was finished and let the all star musicians assembled finish it up for him...

Still on stage the assembled group brought out Sam Moore of the legendary soul group SAM AND DAVE and they along with Bruce Springsteen and Bonnie Raitt launched into a tribute to the Late Wilson Pickett with a show stopping version of In the Midnight Hour...

Anne Hathaway - Brokeback Mtn

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Britney Britney Britney




Ms Spear and child and Bodyguard out for a drive, except the baby Spears is sitting on Babies mommas LAP while she drives the car......you can almost hear the child welfare folks calling can't ya...

Twelve Caricatures of the Prophet Muhammad



Much Larger versions can be found HERE.

White Trash Drink Holder?

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Prophet Muhammad T-Shirts

Yes, our friends at tshirt hell have jumped on the bandwagon, and who can blame them, you can see all the designs right HERE.

Somedays I really miss the Grateful Dead...

Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy

this list of course brought to you by the film "Brokeback Mountain"....

10. "Your saddle is Versace"

9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"

8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"

7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"

6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"

5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"

4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"

3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"

2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"

1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"


thank you Mr Letterman...

New Rules For 2006 - Bill Maher

New Rule : Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com. There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.

New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout?

New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.

New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man , they're pictures of men.

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them?
Okay, we're done.

New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.

New Rule: Stop fucking with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue.
Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."

New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.

New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for wedd ings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.

New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Katie Holmes: Fashion Queen?

Dummies Visit the Rose Bowl?


See the VIDEO HERE.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Puppy Bowl II - Classic Alternative Programming


From the "if you can't beat them..." school of TV programming the folks at Animal Planet have created 3 yes 3 solid hours of dogs fighting, playing and HUMPING for the amusement of those not interested in WATCHING FOOTBALL.

You even get instant replay of the great moments and a referee that stops play to pickup POOP.

If all this doesn't get you to change the channel , there is a camera inside the water dish...WHOO WHOO....

And if you missed it you can buy it right HERE come March 2006.

Free at Last...WHO THE HELL LET IN THE CAMERA CREW??


Long Rumored Lesbian affair becomes public at funeral?

RIP: Grampa Al Lewis passes at 95


Al Lewis, the cigar-chomping patriarch of "The Munsters" whose work as a basketball scout, restaurateur and political candidate never eclipsed his role as Grandpa from the television sitcom, died after years of failing health. He was 95.Lewis, with his wife at his bedside, passed away Friday night, said Bernard White, program director at WBAI-FM, where the actor hosted a weekly radio program.

White made the announcement on the air during the Saturday slot where Lewis usually appeared."To say that we will miss his generous, cantankerous, engaging spirit is a profound understatement," White said. Lewis, sporting a somewhat cheesy Dracula outfit, became a pop culture icon playing the irascible father-in-law to Fred Gwynne's ever-bumbling Herman Munster on the 1964-66 television show. He was also one of the stars of another classic TV comedy, playing Officer Leo Schnauzer on "Car 54, Where Are You?" But Lewis' life off the small screen ranged far beyond his acting antics.

A former ballplayer at Thomas Jefferson High School, he achieved notoriety as a basketball talent scout familiar to coaching greats like Jerry Tarkanian and Red Auerbach.Just two years short of his 90th birthday, a ponytailed Lewis ran as the Green Party candidate against incumbent Gov. George Pataki.

Lewis campaigned against draconian drug laws and the death penalty, while going to court in a losing battle to have his name appear on the ballot as "Grandpa Al Lewis."

Lewis was born Alexander Meister in upstate New York before his family moved to Brooklyn, where the 6-foot-1 teen began a lifelong love affair with basketball. He later became a vaudeville and circus performer, but his career didn't take off until television did the same.

Lewis, as Officer Schnauzer, played opposite Gwynne's Officer Francis Muldoon in "Car 54, Where Are You?" - a comedy about a Bronx police precinct that aired from 1961-63. One year later, the duo appeared together in "The Munsters," taking up residence at the fictional 1313 Mockingbird Lane.

The series, about a family of clueless creatures plunked down in middle America, was a success and ran through 1966. It forever locked Lewis in as the memorably twisted character; decades later, strangers would greet him on the street with shouts of "Grandpa!"Unlike some television stars, Lewis never complained about getting typecast and made appearances in character for decades. "Why would I mind?" he asked in a 1997 interview. "It pays my mortgage." Lewis rarely slowed down, opening his restaurant and hosting his WBAI radio program.

At one point during the '90s, he was a frequent guest on the Howard Stern radio show, once sending the shock jock diving for the delay button by leading an undeniably obscene chant against the Federal Communications Commission.

He also popped up in a number of movies, including the acclaimed "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" and "Married to the Mob." Lewis reprised his role of Schnauzer in the movie remake of "Car 54," and appeared as a guest star on television shows such as "Taxi,""Green Acres" and "Lost in Space."

But in 2003, Lewis was hospitalized for an angioplasty. Complications during surgery led to an emergency bypass and the amputation of his right leg below the knee and all the toes on his left foot. Lewis spent the next month in a coma.

A year later, he was back offering his recollections of a seminal punk band on the DVD "Ramones Raw."He is survived by his wife, Karen Ingenthron-Lewis, three sons and four grandchildren.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Hey Tommy " whats this do?"

Amersterdam Street Signs Stolen at High Rate.

Now you can OWN one of these fine street signs , dedicated to where you can't smoke pot in Amsterdam. See it right HERE.

Friday, February 03, 2006

Arab Countries: Welcome to the FIRST AMENDMENT

Jennifer Anniston : I see boobies...

California Traffic School Q & A !!!

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's traffic school. YIKES!

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be a dickhead all day long.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Sony has Robot Dog (AIBO) put to sleep

Sony finally had the nerve to put their little bastard robot dog down today in an effort to cut costs. Over it's lifetime the breed sold 150,000 and spawned user groups and a frickin pet olympics. For some the $2000.00 mutt will never die as you can see HERE.

Here are 3 videos of the WINNERS in an AIBO dance competition.
Production stops in march at Sony, support will go on for 7 years according to insiders.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Miss Krispy Kreme

San Francisco Public Restroom...

Things to AVOID for XMAS 2006