Friday, May 31, 2013
“Too many young performers have forgotten that the most important part of show business is not the second word, it’s the first. Without the show there’s no business.” — Liberace
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
The Punchline
“Hooters is letting mothers eat for free on Mother’s Day. What better way to tell your mother that she raised a cheapskate and a perv?” — Conan O’Brien
Monday, May 27, 2013
Sunday, May 26, 2013
The Punchline
“Why do I feel this somehow ends with Michael Jordan being forced to fly to Pyongyang to sign the ‘Space Jam’ poster hanging over Kim Jong Un’s bed in order to prevent nuclear Armageddon?” — Jimmy Kimmel, on former NBA player Dennis Rodman asking the North Korean dictator to release American prisoner Kenneth Bae.