Wednesday, October 31, 2012
The Punchline
"After months of dating, this week Taylor Swift broke up with
her boyfriend, Conor Kennedy. And when Kennedy asked if they were ever
getting back together, Taylor just handed him an iPod and said, 'Play
track six.' " - Jimmy Fallon
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
The Punchline
"Actually, do you know why the president is here tonight? Do
you know the real reason? To talk to NBC about canceling 'The
Apprentice.' " - Jay Leno
Monday, October 29, 2012
Sunday, October 28, 2012
Saturday, October 27, 2012
Friday, October 26, 2012
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
The Punchline
"It's not such a great day for Hulk Hogan. Sources now say he was
involved in leaking his own sex tape. Faking the theft of a sex tape?
This could give professional wrestling a bad name." - Craig Ferguson