When the red stuff pours like Milk...

See it HERE

Smart Dog

Video HERE

The Punchline

"I was watching 'The View,' and Barbara Walters talked about losing her virginity. Call me old-fashioned, but I think that's none of our business. That should be between Barbara and King Arthur." - Craig Ferguson

Darth Vader robs Bank on Bike

Story HERE

Flash Mobbing 7-11

Story HERE

LEGO Thief Hi-Tech Exec

Story HERE

Stone Roses Reunion

See it HERE

Fictional Character people need to stop idolizing...

See them HERE

Weird Sex Scenes 2012

Story HERE

Great Yet Simple

See them HERE

Teen Soaps streaming this summer

See them HERE

The dog saw his chew toy, just as i exited the shower...

Angry Birds: The Early Days

Her 15 inches was over along time ago...

See it HERE

Drunk, passed out...and...

Story HERE

Crappy Bootleg DVD Covers

More HERE

The Punchline

"It's the 20th anniversary of Johnny Carson leaving 'The Tonight Show.' Here's a guy, Johnny Carson, the best ever, and he knew when to leave - unlike me. My plan is I'm going to stay here until it's sad." - David Letterman

The President and porn stars....

Story HERE

VISUALIZE LUST

PLANKING WEIRDNESS

The Punchline

"Donald Trump has a game show called 'Celebrity Apprentice.' Arsenio Hall is the new champion. That was a real wake-up call for me. One day you're hosting a late-night talk show and the next day you're getting coffee for Donald Trump." - David Letterman

Golf Ball in the Head....

Story HERE

Guy gets lips stapled

Story HERE

Trashing Cash....

Story HERE

Zebra in a bar?

Story HERE

Order in Spanish, get a free PIZZA...

Story HERE

Ramen Explained...

Will goes all Fresh Prince

Story HERE

The twins have a job

Story HERE

A Kardashian Baby Registry

Story HERE

Presenting: A Train Wreck

Bushes baked beans to fuel economy

The 1st Daycare- Strip Joint opens in Las Angeles

The Punchline

"Clear!" - From David Letterman's Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear in a Fast Food Restaurant.

Pepper Spray Casino Heist goes BAD

Story HERE

Penn goes after Obama

Listen HERE

Will Smith slaps guy

Story HERE

I get it...NOT SO MUCH?

See it HERE

Found with roasted fetus...

Story HERE

Strange Advertising

See it HERE

Flesh eating PENIS issue

See it HERE

The Punchline

"JPMorgan lost $3 billion in their first quarter and today they lost yet another $1 billion. Turns out they bet on the Lakers." - Jay Leno

Making movies with your FB Timeline...

Story HERE

Sending email into the future...

See it in action HERE

How much should i pay for...

See it HERE

When the Thrift Store comes to you....

See it HERE

Microsoft goes Comic Book...

See it HERE

Before I die I want to...

See them HERE

Day Zipping...

See it HERE

Fun with Cats

See them HERE

Dogs in Cars

See film HERE

Cabin Porn

Story HERE

A Billy Bob Moment

The Punchline

"Officials in London plan to use high-pitched and painful sounds to disperse large crowds at the Olympics this summer. Or as the cast of 'The View' put it, 'Looks like we're going to the Olympics!' " - Jimmy Fallon

Not ready for Air

Story HERE

Bruce Lee plays table tennis

See it HERE

Bat Issues

Story HERE