Saturday, March 31, 2012
Friday, March 30, 2012
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
THE PUNCH LINE
"Looks like Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow has been traded to
the Jets. When told he was going to be spending the rest of his career
in New Jersey, Tebow said, 'There is no God.' " -- Conan O'Brien
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
THE PUNCH LINE
"Pope Benedict will visit Mexico this weekend. Historians say he will be the first pope ever to attend spring break." -- Jay Leno
Monday, March 26, 2012
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Saturday, March 24, 2012
She has a "drinking" problem
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THE PUNCH LINE
"A new study says if you eat meat -- like hamburgers and hot dogs -- it
will kill you. So next time you go to a ballpark, do yourself a favor
and try the trout. You can't beat ballpark trout." -- David Letterman
Friday, March 23, 2012
THE PUNCH LINE
"Rush Limbaugh is losing advertisers. Crisco was one, and then he lost
Hostess Cupcakes. Now the only advertiser Rush has left on his radio
show is Conrad Murray's sleep clinic." -- David Letterman
THE PUNCH LINE
"You know when it comes to organic food, the USDA is very tough. You
can't have anything that ends in 'eetos.' I actually tried to grow my
own food, but I can't find any Twinkie seeds." -- Craig Ferguson