The New Shake Weight

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"Due to a mix-up, teleprompter was loaded with Jimmy Carter's in 1979." -- From David Letterman's "Top Ten Surprises in (the) State of the Union Address"

Exotic Hotel Proposals

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Nothing but McNuggets...since AGE 3

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Sex Shop Issues...

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Just when you thought...

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Ms Cyrus eats....CAKE?

Jim Carrey's kid "fast tracked" on American Idol

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Thats Me...Thats Me...

Boobs go BOOM?

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Gun toting granny stops car thief...

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Snoot Full for Jesus...

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Rich people hospital rooms...

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Dead Mouse found in Babies MOUTH....

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Instructions from a 6 year old

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LIVE with Kelly Moments...

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RIP: Dick Tufeld

Van the Man....

Listen to more Van Morrison at Wolfgang's Vault.

Ice Cream Meat Sunday

Song of the Year?

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Ricky Nelsons sons attend an awards show...

Up On Beanie Baby Mtn....

Never TEXT the COPS a Drug Deal....

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Beards finally allowed @ Disney...

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Smokin on the BLUE...

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Who's your daddy?

Motorcycle of the future...

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"I find it fascinating that your average automobile has a better navigation system than an Italian cruise ship." -- David Letterman

Well that's a stretch....

Interesting....

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What is her talent AGAIN....?

The Dolly Madison Signature Collection from Hostess

NRA National BBQ and Cookout...

Steven Tyler does National...oh nevermind...

Dr Evil's CASA...

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Neil doesn't like the sound of todays music

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Winged thingy found...

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Flaming Horn Bull WINS....

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POT Based drug looking for FDA approval....

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6 Shot @ Sweet 16 Party

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Paco Duarte.....

Magician cuts off finger

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American Idol Amy already has 4 record deals ...with the POLICE...

Flaming Tampon Attackers...

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Toys from the Past...

Those were the DAYS...

POE Toaster a NO SHOW AGAIN...

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Concrete balls to stop riders

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Mouse in the buns @ McDonalds...

Cat and Owl, friendship or food?

Star Trek Chat Roulette

The Day LOLCATS Died...

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"One of the products unveiled at the Consumers Electronics Show is a remote for your television that you control with your mind. When you think 'on,' it turns on the TV. When you stop thinking completely, it turns on 'Jersey Shore.' " -- Conan O'Brien

The Cal Worthington Divorce

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Condom Law in LA?

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Type 2 for 600 Alex...

Italy's boat issue goes commercial

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Feeling Up Granny...BAD...

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Narcissistic Old Queen and an Narcissistic Old Queen

Donkey Punch goes Network....

No Pants 2012

Brad Pitt Blooper from Money Ball

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"Vegas bookmakers giving better odds that Richard Simmons will become a father." -- From David Letterman's "Top Ten Signs You Don't Have A Realistic Chance of Being President"

Burger King testing delivery service....

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5 year old in juice box stabbing...

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Gold smuggling in your ASS...

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