Monday, January 31, 2011

Steve Harvey's ex-wife goes "youtube" on him

Booger Fun....

Less it better....

SF Cab Spotting....



"You are one of the five best solitaire players in the world." -- From David Letterman's Top Ten Signs You Have No Friends

It's that time of year AGAIN....

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Now that's CAMPING....

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Modonna's brother speaks....

"I guess if she continues to date all these much younger guys, it could start to look creepy. But I think that a lot of Madonna's emotional needs are met by taking care of her children; these boyfriends must really be like a kind of distraction for her. She certainly isn't following societal values, but then again my sister never has and probably never will either."

Homeless guy has speaker vision....

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Jessica Simpson's Twitter....

Saying my prayers before bedtime...Thank you Lord for blessing me with a Man that has the perfect Tush...laying my hands upon it with peace :)
2:56 AM Jan 23rd via ÜberTwitter

Aaron Carty in rehab....again?

From his manager:

"Several months ago Aaron came to me to help him return to music and to restart his career. He has been in Orlando working on a new album and perfecting his live show and his physical body. Aaron, understanding the challenges and hard work it would take to get himself back to the top, requested to take some time before we started to heal some emotional and spiritual issues he was dealing with. Therefore he has chosen to enter a facility where he feels he will get the guidance and cleansing he needs that will help him on the music journey he's about to take. He asks that everyone keep him in their prayers and that they respect his privacy at this time."

Cat Up a Tree

Tribute to a Legend....

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Ebert at the Movies....

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Do Nothing really...

try it HERE


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you might be trailer trash if:

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

2. You let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."

6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, watch this."

8. You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.

9. You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

10. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a daycare.

11. You think the last words to' The Star Spangled Banner' are, "Gentlemen, start your engines".

12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

14. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

17. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

18. You can't get married to your sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.

19. You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.

20. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

21. Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos".

22. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it


Talking Beaver on the highway....

Friday, January 28, 2011

Worlds highest resturant...

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9/11 Sleezeballs cash in...

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Convict monkey stages escape....

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Bar roasts Bear for game

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Pop meets Pot....

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David Spade never looked better....

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Someone has issues with DADDY....

In the Jan. 31 issue of Star, on sale now, we exclusively reveal that the pop singer is rewriting her family history — insisting she doesn't know her dad — when not only does she know him, but she also had a relationship with him!

The over-the-top performer has publicly spoken out about not having a father, saying that it never bothered her not knowing his identity. But Star has an exclusive interview with her dad, Bob Chamberlain, a musician and successful engineer, who has no idea why Ke$ha and her mother say he doesn't exist, especially when he has letters his daughter sent him starting “Dear Dad” and pictures of them together through the years.

"I was in her life from the time she was born until she was 19 years old," says Bob, who is speaking out for the first time about how stunned he is to be erased from her history. "The contact ended, and I have no idea why."

Devastated by the whole situation, he says: "Maybe someone around her thought it would be better to perpetuate those myths; I don't know."

And the winner are....

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Guess her HS drug connection....

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This homeless guy looks alot like Gary Busey



Hey Winona, someone wants out....

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

50 Worst Super Bowl Commercials

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George feeling better.....

“George is completely over the Malaria he contracted while in the Sudan during the first week in January. This was his second bout with it. This illustrates how with proper medication, the most lethal condition in Africa, can be reduced to a bad ten days instead of a death sentence."

Rosie has a PPV special....?


"Contestants are required to sing with ventriloquist dummies like Miss Arkansas." -- From Letterman's "Top Ten Changes to 'American Idol.' "

Arby's, Long John Silvers and A&W....FOR SALE....

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RIP: Don Kirshner

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Drug Smuggling Pigeon caught outside prison

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Rubbish Hotel opens in Spain...

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Burglers mistake ashes for coke and snort person

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American Idol allows duets now?

The Beatles on UKE

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Monday, January 24, 2011

Filibernie coming to a bookstore near you

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African Lion Taco's?

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Unhealthiest Juices in America

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Badass Birds

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Now, if you'll excuse me.....

McDonalds Apple Pie Creation Process

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Dave Navarro is swimming in Tequila

Jenna Bentley goes shopping...for a bra?

Well it's official, the value of the NYT Bestseller list is "0"

Mel Gibson's Ex got a job....


"Starbucks is selling a 31-ounce cup of coffee. It's taller than Mayor Bloomberg." -- David Letterman

Things going BOOM....

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Sister Wives moving to Nevada

It seems they have no law about living with unlicensed women in NV.

Weird photo of the Week

Puppet Madness

Man charged with attempted murder for spitting

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OB Tampons disappearing from store shelves...

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Fighting bugs with Poo

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Friday, January 21, 2011

Haden's nipple covers...

Only 5 million in jewelry

RIP: Trish Keenan

Pedi Pants Off

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