The newly erected Clinton Memorial in Washington...

Russian no like Obama....

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The Sexy Side of Pole Vaulting....

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A little holiday CHEER...

Barbie is a fairy now?

Even her dress is trying to get away from her....

The Many Faces of Kate....

Too Much of a good thing....

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Sailor goes on RAMPAGE...

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Gyno caught with 35,000 patient photos...

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50 people shoplift at once...

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Computerized Compact lens show news....

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Cat Fight...

The Punch LINE

"I'm so pleased Regis invited me to be a guest on his show. What an honor to be on that show. He kept calling me Conan, but still." -- David Letterman

800 LB Tuna goes to the Feds....

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Fake Dr, Cement Butt Implants....

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15k Feral cats...IN L.A...

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Woman decap's boyfriends Pig....

The year "Jerry" showed up a day early for the SF Folsom Street Faire...

When they get bigger than a Mtn Lion....

THE PUNCH LINE

"Over the weekend in New York, two Occupy Wall Street protesters got married at the protest. They are registered at Bed, Bath, and Seriously, You Need to Take a Bath." -- Conan O'Brien

Bloodbath on The View

Stuntman Reel

A Big Release?

Posting the old sextape online...issue...

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Doin it in the Cop Car while under arrest....

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Biker Prank

Taylor Swift and Ricky Martin Duet....

Twilight the Movie or Twilight the ZONE?

THE PUNCH LINE

"I just learned Justin Bieber is my father." -- GOP presidential candidate Rick Perry, delivering David Letterman's "Top Ten Rick Perry Excuses" for a poor debate performance last week

Labelle beat down...

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I didnt even know there were 30...

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Kim Zolciak or Real Doll?

No Big Mac for you....

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The Good Neighbor Policy of OWS....

The Shitcycle.....?

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Lady and the Tramp....

The 4 printed copies of the book

She loves her some Biggie Smalls...

And now a little Katy Perry....

Of course they ride Yamaha....

Honey. so what did you do at work today?

11....

The Pieman....

It's Bizzy Ness....

The Punchline

"Guess what. Eddie Murphy, who was supposed to be hosting the Academy Awards, has dropped out. Boy, I wish I had thought of that." -- David Letterman

The Doors: Stairway to Heaven

Dolly Parton: Stairway to Heaven....

Black Sabbath: The Announcement

Buying and Selling....CHILDREN ON PAYMENTS...?????

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A Little Comedy

News Bloopers 2011

The Weather Penis...

Keep....WHAT?

10 year old gives birth...

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The Nixon Watergate Testimony

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America's got talent to get fresh meat?

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Mariah Carey backstage at the Rosie O'Donnell Show earlier this week....

Demi Lovato, as Walt spins in his GRAVE...

THE PUNCH LINE

"Facebook is hiring. Good luck finding workers who aren't going to screw around all day on Facebook." -- Conan O'Brien

Man throws out 10k ring, goes trash hunting...

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Well AIN'T that the ....

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The Frozen Snail Issue?

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The Great Pumpkin Attack

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Mr Cain and his...

Moron....

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Nice Boobs?

Cougar Town?

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Joel Joel Joel....

and the FIGHT was ON....

Man of the Year Candidate....

NBC Nightly News Anchor Brian Williams has nominated Steve Jobs for Time Magazine's "Person of the Year" award. Williams said in his speech nominating Jobs:

One guy, who changed our world, and I said to Seth Meyers as we walked across Sixth Avenue, "Just look with me on this one block walk at how he changed the world around us. Look at how he changed the world." Not only did he change the world, but he gave us that spirit again that something was possible that you could look at a piece of plastic or glass and move your finger-- that's outlandish. You could make things bigger or smaller like that. "Oh the places you'll go" and oh the way you will change forever the music and television industries. So may he rest in peace, Steve Jobs, and the spirit he represents, are my nominee for Person of the Year.

Ryan Air serving up inflight porn....

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A Classic...

Life on Pluto?

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Black Thursday?

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Idaho Meth Project

Rolling Stones to Tour in 2012

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The Sperm Bike of Seattle...

THE PUNCH LINE

"Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 30 days in jail. She was out in 4½ hours. And you thought celebrity marriages were over fast." -- Jay Leno

5 minute trip across America....

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