Sly Stone living in a van....

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Couple steals copper to pay for wedding...

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Selling burial plots to survive...

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Doritos creator dies at 97

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They thought he was with the KKK...

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Oh that explains the voices in my head....

Moron steals guitar....

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Jail or Church...

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THE PUNCH LINE

"I don't know a damn thing about the economy, but I do know this: Chaz Bono dances like an angel." -- From David Letterman's Top Ten Things a Candidate Shouldn't Say During a Presidential Debate

Penny for your thoughts...

STOP CHASING ME...

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Swine robbers....

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Kate Hudson Family Secrets

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Susan Lucci Tribute

More Palin Trash....

Drink Up KIM....

The sky WAS falling...

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Palin Love....

Breast Milk Diet

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Gary Busey on Celeb Wife Swap....

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The Ladder Battle....

THE PUNCH LINE

"Chaz Bono was spotted shirtless on the set of 'Dancing With the Stars.' There were no survivors." -- Conan O'Brien

Taco Bell Rage

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Cage Fighting Kids....

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OnSTAR Spying....

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The Film that will never die.....

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Foo Fighters Uncensored....

Maggie Gyllenhaal gives them away....

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A Balancing Act....

Wonderful notes left at work.....

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Women Buzz Aldrin has slept with for $100 Alex....

70 Year old Jane Fonda Ass.....

Teri Hatcher slept with Andrew Dice Clay

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A Steve-O Classic....

THE PUNCH LINE

"Nobody likes hiking more than I do, but it seems to me that if you have an atlas, you can find many places to go hiking -- that aren't Iraq or Korea." -- David Letterman

Not her 1st kegger....

And the winner is....

Kid brings CLASSIC show and tell to school....

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Wrestlemania 2012

Royally DIFFERENT....

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh KAY.....

Let the grave spinning begin....

Wrestling Drug Addict

NK Death Camps

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Cone Man?

The bride built herself a car...

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THE PUNCH LINE

"Diagnosis: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome" -- From David Letterman's Top Ten Programs That Didn't Make The Fall Television Lineup

My EBT CArd

Taking Out The Trash?

Jersey Shore cost taxpayers $420k...

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Classic Reporting....

You lost your camera....we found it...

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The Amish are "LOADED"

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Mocking....

THE PUNCH LINE

"A South Carolina man was arrested for sneaking a Taser gun into a football game and using it on somebody. The man was arrested -- and immediately signed by the Oakland Raiders." -- Conan O'Brien

Sarah likes....

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Pubic Hair Coloring?

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Thief swallowed diamond caught with X-Ray....

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When Walmart does cosmetic surgery...

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Porn Studio builds Bunker....

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Just a little NYPD Over Time...

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Pam Anderson talks about "HER FAN BASE"

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Chaz topless....

J Depp in Tim Burtons Dark Shadows....

Mr Cooper hangs with Snookie...

Scarlett Johansson photos leaked

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THE PUNCH LINE

"A man wearing an Obama mask robbed a bank. Either that or Obama has an exciting new plan to reduce the deficit." -- Conan O'Brien

Man accused of eating raw meat at Walmart

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Daughter called Mom as bear ate mother...

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Fat Guy sues White Castle over seating....

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Eel up the PENIS?

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THE PUNCH LINE

"Team's new cheer includes the words 'rebuilding season.' " -- From David Letterman's Top Ten Signs Your NFL Team Won't Be Doing Well This Season

Russian Nuke Site Closed to Tourists

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Oh Look....HE got himself a JOB....

NYPD Cops dirty dancing on duty....

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This guy stole 500 lbs of Xray Film

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