She's EVERYWHERE....

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Serial Butt Stabber

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Too Skimpy for Walmart

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They are worth WHAT?

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THE PUNCH LINE

"Rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are friends again. There you have it. Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton are now more mature than President Obama and John Boehner." -- Jimmy Fallon

Hotel Towels to be microchipped...

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School Rules Change....

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Tattoo Removal Episode on the next LA INK....

Guard Rail Thieves....hahahahaha

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Showing a little Lopez...

Kat Von D: MORON

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THE PUNCH LINE

"The NFL lockout is over. All the parties agreed, and we have a compromise. It's too bad the national debt isn't as important as football." -- David Letterman

Guy found in Chimney after 27 years

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Garbage City...

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Over at George Hamiltons House....

The Boyfriend Pillow

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L Ron Hubbards Grandson....speaks...hahahaha

Death caused from NOT drinking...

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Korea creates glowing dog...

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Goldfish survive over 100 days without food...

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Bob rips it....

R.I.P.: Milly Del Rubio (July 21, 2011)

9 Million Dollar Hospital Bill

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Puddin....

THE PUNCH LINE

"Americans now attempting to sneak into Mexico." -- From David Letterman's "Top Ten Signs the United States Is Running Out of Money"

Lifesize sheep statue stolen

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Another Day At The LOHAN Compound...

Man performs own operation....

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Nurse 3D

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The Red Light Camera goes bye bye

Foofighter 86's guy....

The "UP" House, for sale...

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Commerical Weirdness

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Yahtzee did it...

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Taco Bell Manager of the Year

The Hoffsicle

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and after she cut off his penis she...

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Bam talks Ryan Dunn

He wants to raise WHAT?

Celebrities without Shirts....

Drunk Mel and his Smart car

Fart Story causes issues....

Deactivating a Cat....

TINTIN: The Trailer

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Tilda...CREEPY

Money to Burn....

Phish in 3 minutes

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Emma talks Booze with Letterman....

THE PUNCH LINE

"The Senate canceled their vacation to work on the budget. Either they really can't agree or they're looking for an excuse to not go on vacation with their families." -- Jimmy Kimmel

Rocker uses cellphone in robbery

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Half Female/Half Male Butterfly born

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24 Eggs at one sitting...

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RIP: Sherwood Schwartz

Silly Love Songs?

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Highest grossing DARK Comedys of all time

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Hookers know the way to San Jose...

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Thinning of the Herd...

Hey Richard....GET OFF ME.....

and this is why they make $3.22 an hour...

The Phantom Flex

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And then ...it MOVES....

Rampage at The Ed Sullivan Theater...

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Albums you can't buy in Walmart for $100 Alex....

"The Sound of Music"...In HELL

Ahh...the TREES...

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Jesus and Waffles, who could ask for more...

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Pole Dancing Mag....

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Nana does Neil...

THE PUNCH LINE

"Anthony Weiner is no longer a congressman, but he wants to pick his replacement. That would be a great endorsement." -- David Letterman

Worker falls at not so Amusement Park

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